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TweetYO MOMMA SO UGLY THE MORRIOR BROKE
Tweetyo momma is soo ugly she is the one who killed osama bin laden
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped outa George WASHINGTONS NOSE
TweetYO MOMMA IS SOOO HAIRY SHE HAS DREADLOCKS ON HER BACK
TweetShorty
TweetChuck Norris Fan
Tweetyour mama soo short,she can play hand ball on the curb
Tweetyour mama is so fat she can not walk to her house wiht a car
Tweetyour momma is so big, fat and hairy that bigfoot wants to sneak a picture of her.
Tweetyo momma so fat that she won the olympics
Tweetyour momma so fat her farts never escape her arse
TweetI was in the bed wit yo sister lastnight and i said im nervous she said y u nervous i said im gonna be 0n ur momma 2morrow she said dont be nervous everbodys been on her
Tweetyo mama so nasty i called her for phone sex and got an ear infection
Tweetyo mama so fat dora cant even explore da bitch
Tweetyo mama so fat she got a pool and 2 jacuzzis in her bellybutton
Tweetyo mama so old she used 2 babysit yoda
Tweetyo mama such a ho i pulled her ear an a condom poped out her mouth
Tweetyo mama so nasty she put ky jelly on her toast
Tweetyo mama so old her braids look like stitches
Tweetyo mama got more crabs than the ocean
Tweetyo mama make sumo wrestlers look skinny
TweetYo momma so fat, she broke her leg and had to use the Empire State building as a crutch
Tweetyo mama stupid when god said let there be light she
Tweetfliped a lightswich
yo mamaso stupid her idea of comitting suicide is jumping off a kurb
Tweetyo mommas so fat god sed ‘let ther be light’ then told her to move her arse outta the way
TweetYo mommas so stupid she got ran over by a parked car
Tweetyou momma so ugly she is nothing compard to big foot.
Tweetyour moms armpits are so hairy it looks like she has bob marley in a headlock! lmfao.
TweetYour so ugly that everytime your mom looks at you she tells your dad.. “Damn! I should have just gave you head!”
Tweetyour mammas so fat theres a echo in her belly button
TweetYo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT LAST CHRISTMAS I TOOK A PICTURE OF HER AND ITS STILL PRINTING
Tweetyo mamma so hairy the only launguage she knows is wookie
Tweetyou momma so stupid she sat on the couch and didn’t even know it
TweetYo mommas so old, her birthcirtificate has EXPIRED written all over it. OHHHH,BUUURNNNN
TweetYo sister is so stupid, she said that Yo momma jokes hurt so bad???
Tweetyo momma so fat every time someone says she has rolls she asks where
Tweetyo momma so stupid she tried to clean dirt
Tweetyo mamma wears combat boots
Tweetyour mamma so ugly she makes obama look pretty
TweetYo momma hair so short she uses rice to curl it
TweetYo mamma so fat the last time she saw 90120 was on the bathroom scale
TweetYo mamma so short she models for trophys
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she was born the docter slap everybody
Tweetyo is so fat shes just fat boyyya
TweetCool post, I didn’t thought it was going to be so great when I read your title with link!!
Tweetur mom so fat dat she went 2 hell cuz her spirits couldn’t lift her
Tweetfatty=momma-which-then-equals-yo-momma-lol-thats-funny
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she sold her computer for the internet
Tweetyo mama is so nasty she made speed stick slow down
Tweetyo mama so short she dont got to bend down to suck my dick
Tweetyo mama so short she can do backflips under the bed
Tweetyo mama eats baby roosters
Tweetyo mama so short she commited suicide of the curb
Tweetyo mama so short she commited suicide of the curb
Tweetyo mama so stupid she aimed a rock at the ground and missed
Tweetyo mama so stupid she made you
Tweetyo mama so fat her shadow weighs 50lb
Tweetlets stop the yo mama jokes cause we don’t even know the man
TweetYo momma Is so stupid, she made this joke.
TweetYo momma is so short, when we did a “69″ last night I was sucking her toe.
Is that screamo playing, or your mom having an orgasim?
TweetYo momma is so fat that her pants size is loose some weight bitch
Tweetyo momma so poor that when i went to her house i saw three beans on the table and when i took one she said “dont be greedy”
Tweetyo momma so ugly she made the boogeyman go out of business
Tweetyo momma so ugly that i took her inside a haunted house and when we came out she got a job application
Tweetyo momma’s teeth so yellow that the traffic slows down when she smiles
Tweetyo momma so ugly her shadow ran away
Tweetyo momma so ugly that when she bought a tickle me elmo it just didnt laugh even when she tickled it but instead it said “ughh why did you buy me”
Tweetyo momma so fat when she was doing push-ups she didnt go up the world went down
Tweetyo momma like a bowling ball, ervy night she gets picked up, fingered 3 times, then get dropped in the gutter
Tweetthis is not a joke u need to stop talking about dora because your just mad because she is better looking than u
Tweetyour momma is so fat she made the titanke look like a tic tac
TweetI’m from Australia and this is for all u yo mamma jokers have u ever heard of The great Australian Bight coz tnat was ur mum
Tweetyour momma is so stupid she got hit by a park car!
Tweetyour mommma is so loving shes makes cupid jeoulous!
TweetYo mama teeth so big when she sneeze she bite her chest
TweetYo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and instead of makin skettles come out she made fat colorful umpa lumpas fall down
Tweetyo mamma so nasty when she goes to brushe her teeth… her toothbrush is all like matrix and says whhhooooo you aintt pickin me!
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she invented the wheelchair with pedals
TweetYo Mama so fat she tried to junp on the diving board with the whale and the whales replied, ” we are family and you are fatter then me!!!!!”
TweetYo Mama so fat the last time she watch numbers like 2012 was on her scale
Tweetur mama so skinny she uses a cheerio as a hula hoop
Tweetyour mommy so fat that when she went too the restaurant she look at the menu and said ok
TweetYo mama so hairy you got rug burn when you were born
TweetYo mama so stupied when your dad said it was chilly outside she aked him where da forks!!!!!!!!!
TweetYo Mama so fat when she walked to the beach whales poped up singin , ” we are family and you are fatter then “
Tweetif you want to know who crump master j is its me
TweetWhy thank you kind soul.
TweetP.s. PLEASE LEARN HOW TO SPELL! YOU AUSTRALIANS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SPELL ENGLISH!
Your momma is so fat shes fat!
TweetYour momma is so stupid, when the doorbell rang, she went to the microwave, and said, ” who there?!”
Tweetyo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Tweetyo mama milk in her breast so old that when her baby milk came out it was nothing but powder
Tweetbitch suck it
Tweethump and bump
Tweetdick
Tweetyo momma suck toes fa a pennie
Tweetyo mam so stupid she walk in the mall and said where is the rest
TweetYo Momma So Dumm She Thought I Was Uqlie Lol Haha
Tweetyo mama so dumb that when her husband put in he said can you fill it she said no
Tweetyo momma suck toes fa a pennie?z
Tweetyo momma so old she has moses in her year book
Tweetyo mama so dumb that when shee took a bath she forgot to was her toes
Tweetyou momma’s so gay, you have three…
Tweetyou mommas so gay, she died of gayness
Tweetyo mommas so ugly the day after haloween thay ripped her face off
Tweetyou momma’s so stupid, she gave birth to you
Tweetyo momma’s so hairy, the shaver got lost
Tweetyo momma’s so fat, when she got out of bed she caused the haiti earthquake
Tweetyo momma’s so fat, when she got out of bed she caused the haiti earthquake
Tweetyo momma’s so hairy, the hairdressers use a lawnmower
Tweetyo momma’s so hairy she gets mistaken for a jungle
Tweetyo momma’s so fat even america dont accept her
Tweetyo mommas so ugly, when she wanted to se her reflection in a pond, the water evaporated
Tweetyo momma’s so fat when she starts to run the marathon, she already finished
Tweetyo mommas so ugly, she killed your dad
Tweetyo momma is so ugly when she went to the airport they said “sorry we dont take animals”
Tweetyo momma’s so skanky… she’s yours
Tweetyo momma’s so old, i tapped her on the back and she died
Tweetyo momma’s so old, jesus signed her yearbook
Tweetyo mommas so old, she was in jesus’ math class
Tweetyo momma’s so hairy, she blends in with the bushes
Tweetyo momma’s so fat, it took 10 days to find you when you were born
Tweetyo momma’s so ugly, she make you look pretty
Tweetthe moment I saw yo momma, I found a whole new definition to hideous…
Tweetyo momma’s so greasy,she made oil a sustainable fuel source
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Tweetyo momma’s so poor, she ran into a public toilet singing :fresh water, fresh water!
TweetYo mama so stupid she sold her car 4 gas money
Tweetyou mamma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Tweetyou mamma couchie hair so long you can braid it
Tweetyo mamma so fat she opened up her capinets they said were out of order
Tweetur momma is so old every time she breaths she breaths out powder
Tweetyo mommas so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth
Tweetyo momma is like a race car, she burns 20 rubbers a day
Tweethahaha lmfao!
your mums so dumb she ripped up weeds from her garden and tryed selling it for weed x
TweetYo momma is so poor she lit a match and the roaches and rats coame out singing “clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got heat !”
TweetY0 m0ma s0 stupid she stuk 2 d0uble a batteries up her ass and said i g0t da p0wer
TweetY0 m0ma s0 fat she g0t speed bumpz 0n her neck
TweetY0 m0ma s0 black when she pee she peez c0ffee
TweetYO MAMMA IS SO NASTY WHEN SHE OPENED UP HER LEGS SHE SAID WHO WANTS TUNA
Tweetyo mamma is so old when she farts she blows out dust
Tweetyo mamma glasses are so thick we can see threw the future
Tweetyo mamma is so poor when i seen a penny laying down she said dont touch that thats my rent money
Tweetyo mamma is so greasy she uses bacon as bandades
TweetThank you, much appreciated!
Tweetyo mamma glasses are so thick she can see the future.
Tweetpokemon is so lame no one touched it since 1998
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Tweetyour mammais so old her birth citificate has expired on it:-)
Tweetyo mamma so supid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Tweetyo momma so tall she fell and hit her chen on the moon
TweetYo mama’s like geico, so easy a caveman can do it
TweetYo mamas like a ceiling fan, one touch and it blows
TweetYour mom is so ghetto, that she uses a popsicle stick as a dildo
TweetYo Momma So Fat when I tryed to feed her she ate the whole table and me
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Tweetclubhouse meteorologist Patti abeel peony sei beckstrom lifeline cache
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TweetYo mamma is so skinny her nipples touch(:
Tweetyo moamma is so fat she pud on a blue jaket and jummped into the see and the wales sed we are family all your sissters brothers and me
TweetYo mama is so fat she stunk because she sweats one thousand pouds.
Tweetyo mama so fat, u have to put butter on the door to get thru.
Tweetyo mama so childish, she blows bubbles in her drink
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