Yo momma is so old, she farts out mummy dust.
Yo momma is so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
Yo momma is so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo momma is so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma is so old, she has Adam & Eve’s […]
Yo momma is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo momma is so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to “Get the fuck off.”
Yo momma is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, […]
Yo momma is so old and fat that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo momma is so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday expired.
Yo momma is so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo momma is so […]