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Yo Momma So Old Jokes - 2

Yo momma is so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
Yo momma is so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo momma is so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.
Yo momma is so old, she co-wrote the ten commandments.
Yo momma is so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
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Yo Momma Is So Greasy Jokes - 2

Yo momma’s so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in Detroit.
Yo momma’s so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.
Yo momma’s so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.
Yo momma’s so greasy, her freckles slipped off.
Yo momma’s so greasy, she butters bread with her tongue.
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Yo Momma Is So Big Jokes - 2

Yo momma’s so big, that they had to change “One size fit’s all” to “One size fits most”..
Yo momma’s so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo momma’s so big, when I fingered her I lost a [...]