Yo momma is so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.
Yo momma is so old, she has an autographed bible.
Yo momma is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma is so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
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Yo momma is so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo momma is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.Yo momma is so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
Yo momma is so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.
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Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” […]
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Desired Web Page Name: Duece’s Momma
Your Name or Nickname: Duece
Age: 23
City You Represent: Columbus, Ohio
Favorite Saying: Don’t do me like that
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Yo mama so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly, when they took her to school they locked the doors.
Yo mama so fat, she pees […]