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Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
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Yo momma’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.
Yo momma’s so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo momma’s so hairy, the bearded lady at the circus files a union complaint.
Yo momma’s so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
Yo momma’s so hairy, she looks like a Chia […]
Yo momma’s so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
Yo momma’s so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
Yo momma’s so greasy, she’s labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.
Yo momma’s so greasy, if Crisco had a football team, she’d be the mascot.
Yo momma’s so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid.
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Yo momma’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo momma’s so big, they had to take her to school on a semi.
Yo momma’s so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo momma’s so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
Yo momma’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
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Yo momma is so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo momma is so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo momma is so old, she shits rocks.
Yo momma is so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo momma is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
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