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843 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Momma Jokes for April 2009”



  1. jose's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA IS SO HARY THEY SEND YOU TO HARRYSON



  2. John's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb she studies for her blood test



  3. raymond's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she doesnt know how to spell dumb



  4. raymond's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy is so fat when she walks by the tv 2 commercials go by



  5. ash's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so fat she has enough fat to eat of her stomach she eats 5 pounds for every meal hahaha



  6. Caitlin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again!!



  7. Caitlin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly she made a blind kid cry!!



  8. Caitlin's Momma Joke:

    Your mama’s like a roller coaster…she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!



  9. Caitlin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that when she took a vacation to New York City, she wore a black dress and everyone thought there was a power outage.



  10. Caitlin's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so stupid, she got run over by a parked car.



  11. manny's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and told me wat dus it say and i said i cant tell its still going



  12. manny's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dark dat she has 2 wear white gloves 2 eat a tootsie roll 2 keep from eating her fingers



  13. manny's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas teeth is so yellow dat cars slow down wen she smiles



  14. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure.



  15. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat that when a school bus full of white kids she yelled “STOP THAT TWINKIE”



  16. Julia's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so fat when she got on a scale it showed her phone number.



  17. Julia's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so dumb she put a peephole in a glass door.



  18. Julia's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so dumb she would starve if she was locked in a grocery store.



  19. Julia's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a quarter to come out.



  20. Jenny's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat that when she went to Hawaii in a boat, the Hawains thought it was a new island.



  21. Dat one good guy's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch



  22. Dat one good guy's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so black she went 2 nite skool and wuz counted absent



  23. Dat one good guy's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she got in the bathtub and the toilet water got higher



  24. Dat one good guy's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she tripped on the floor



  25. Dat one good guy's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat and ugly when she walks people say is bigfoot wearing a halloween mask



  26. shelby's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong

    Yo mama’s so ugly, her shadow said I quit.

    Yo mama so skinny when she went to the strip club she was the pole.



  27. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb she thought Obama was a state down south.



  28. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so big she caused an eclipse of the moon when she climb onto her roof last night.



  29. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb the guy at the bar said “drinks on the house” so she started climbing

    yo momma is so short she does backflips underneath the bed

    yo momma is flat she’s jealous of the wall



  30. heywood jablowme's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor she waved a popsickle stick in the air and said aww air conditioning



  31. heywood jablowme's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb every time u come home she says who r u and wat r u doin in my house



  32. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she went swimming in the gulf of mexico and farted and thats what caused hurricane katrina



  33. rennegade 43's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she uses i-95 for a slip and slide



  34. rennegade 43's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she went outside in a red dress everyone yelled “hey kool-aid man”



  35. rennegade 43's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck



  36. better than you's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid when she see a yellow bus with white kids she say catch that twinky



  37. beter than u's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that when she step on a scale it say my phone number



  38. beter than u's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has a tattoo that says to be continude on her a**



  39. Alexx's Momma Joke:

    Yoh Mamma is sooo hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!



  40. CHAVEZ, CJ, TONY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO BLACK WHEN SHE BLEED SHE BLEED OUT CHOCALATE SYRUP



  41. CHAVEZ, CJ, TONY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO HAIRY DA LANGUAGE SHE SPEAK IS WOKKEY



  42. CHAVEZ, CJ, TONY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA’S TEETH R SO YELLOW WHEN I WALKED BESIDE HER I THOUGHT IT WAS THE SUNS RAYS



  43. CHAVEZ, CJ, TONY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE HAD HER PERIOD THATS WHAT WE CALL THE RED SEA



  44. CHAVEZ, CJ, TONY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA FEET R SO MESSED UP WHEN I LOOKED AT THEM I THOUGHT SHE HAD TOE FONGUS



  45. ANGEL's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, that when she steps on the beach, people yelled “AAHHHH, TSUINAMI!!!!!!!!!



  46. ANGEL's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, that when she steped on the scale, it said ” ONE PERSON AT A TIME PLEASE”!!!!!!!!!



  47. ANGEL's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror, her reflection broke!!!!!!!!!



  48. ANGEL's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stipid, she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  49. CHAVEZ, CJ, TONY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE WENT TO DOCTOR DRE WHEN SHE GOT A COLD



  50. CHAVEZ, CJ, TONY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE WENT TO A CLIPPER GAME TO GET A HAIRCUT



  51. eric pettit's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she named her baby BITCH!



  52. tom c's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so sexy when she was on the freakin Atlantic City Expressway, she stood in front of Carmen Tucci and said, “ohhhh… ohhhh… yeah baby.”



  53. APple's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat the last time she saw 902120 was on the wieght scale



  54. Asa Ivey's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO DARK THAT WHEN SHE GOES INSIDE A JACUZZI SHE MAKES COFFEE



  55. Asa Ivey's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT THEY HAD TO BAPTIZED IN THE MICHIGAN LAKE



  56. Asa Ivey's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA’S TEETH IS SO YELLOW IT MADE THE SUN JEALOUS



  57. Asa Ivey's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO SHORT THAT WHEN SHE SAT ON THE CURB HER FEET DANGLED



  58. Asa Ivey's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO SKINNY SHE HULIHUPED THROUGH A CHEERIO



  59. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    omar is a little stupid babay who sucks eggs
    p.s he’s crap at football and xbox



  60. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    all of you suck eggs
    from akkmed
    ps. i KILLL YOUUU



  61. rennegade 43's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she puts freddy crugar outta business



  62. k's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she asked for a water bed they put a winky over the ocean



  63. k's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she farts its a global warming



  64. joel go big a's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so old she got beat up by moses in the 4th grade



  65. joel's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat it took me two planes nd a bus just 2 get on her good side



  66. joel's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so dum i saw her peeking over a glass wall to see the other side



  67. joel's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so dum when i went to ur house i saw her scearming into a envelope i asked what she was doing she said voicemail



  68. joel's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so dum she got locked out of her motorcycle



  69. joel # 38's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s teeth r so yellow she spits out butter



  70. no's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat you can see her from space



  71. Cody And Alex A.K.A - BWFfranchise's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black, she went to night school, and they marked her absent.

    (we are not racist, we heard this joke from the t.v show “yo momma”)



  72. Cody And Alex A.K.A - BWFfranchise's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she phoned the operator to ask how long it would take to get from waterloo to las vegas, the operater said ” 1 sec” and yo momma said “ok” and hung up.



  73. Cody And Alex A.K.A - BWFfranchise's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma like a vacume she sucks she blows and gets laid in the corner



  74. Cody And Alex A.K.A - BWFfranchise's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s like a cat, she shits, eats, and lay’s on the couch



  75. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat when i huged her i got lost in her meat couldn’t find da bones



  76. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur moma is so fat she was licken off ur dad’s finger she ended up chewing it down



  77. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat she jumped out of da window she got stock between da two houses



  78. ronnie's Momma Joke:

    assssssssssssssssss



  79. ronnie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company



  80. ronnie's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  81. ronnie's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she fell up the stairs



  82. tbjbjt's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so so short she has to use a elevator for one stair



  83. dylan's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat they would not let her play in the E.T. movie cuz when she would ride a bike over the moon she would cause an eclipse



  84. trevor's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so nasty she has to put salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh



  85. dylan's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so short she could commit suicide jumping of a rock



  86. trevor's Momma Joke:

    yo mammais so stupid it took her 2hrs to watch 60minutes



  87. dylan's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stupid she put a burger on lay-o-way



  88. rene's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat she saw a bus rolling down the rode and yelled twinkie



  89. rss's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat even god cant lift her spirits !!..XD



  90. Anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when i rang the doorbell she went to the microwave



  91. Anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly freedy crueger had night mares of her face



  92. donald's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat java the hut said dang!!!!!!

    1



  93. heather's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mammas like a vacume she sucks she blows and gets laid in a closet



  94. heather's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mammas so hairy she got afro’s on her nippels



  95. heather's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mammas like a t.v even a 2 year old can turn her on



  96. Los's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.



  97. A Man's Momma Joke:

    YA JOKES SUCK!



  98. AMille's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dirty she smells like the back of the Scooby Doo van



  99. asd's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas legs open 24 hours just like mcdonalds



  100. asd's Momma Joke:

    bururhbhzbbhs



  101. asd's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so stupid she took bitch as complament



  102. asd's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so stupid she took bitch as complament



  103. asd's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is hot big tits



  104. asd's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she got a job as saturns secound moon



  105. b's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids she yeld “come back twinkie”



  106. bi's Momma Joke:

    YO mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.



  107. YeAh! WoW's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat shes…shes…well shes ummm…shes just fatter than hell



  108. young king A.K.A stanky legg king's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she jumped in the ocean and everyone thought it was an oil spill.
    ( i aint racist so dount think bout it boii )



  109. young king A.K.A stanky legg king's Momma Joke:

    yo momm a so fat she has earth as her moon



  110. young king A.K.A stanky legg king's Momma Joke:

    Bitch im wild!
    Do the stanky leg
    when I hit the dance floor.
    I be-
    Do the stanky leg
    Bitch Im wild up!
    When I hit the dance floor, you know Im doin the stanky leg. (do it!)
    Sauce on my ring then I rub it ‘cross your head.
    You an h boom cool chick you can do it too.
    Jack your feet up in the air and check your Myspace too.
    Now you can lean wit it,
    now you can drop wit it.
    You can switch to the other leg and you can stop wit it.
    Now get it, get it
    Now hit the booty do, hit the booty do
    Now you can get wit it, you can get wit it.
    Now I cant focus watch me do like my bro (like my bro)
    Stick your leg out, dougie fresh, and drop it low.
    Look i can can do the stanky leg!
    Then go on let me see it.
    Ro- roast up your weight and get slide next to me.
    Ay you better bang yourself cause I can tell that your hot.
    I hope you wind it up, lean back and show your socks.
    Dip. Dip. Then i want you to stop.
    Do the booty do.
    Lift it up and let it drop.
    -And dont forget…
    Bitch im wild!
    Do the stanky leg
    when I hit the dance floor.
    I be-
    Do the stanky leg
    Bitch Im wild up!
    When I slide through the place my slide goes walky but they digg it.
    I stick my leg out on the floor and start jiggin.
    Wiggly legs, watch me shorties drop it to your feet.
    Do the stanky leg watch me step and grab my knee.
    Now drop like a goon, but dont chicken noodle soup.
    I want see you dropt it, shake that woop da dee doop.
    drop that, woop da dee doop
    shake that, woop da dee doop
    Do the stanky leg
    when I hit the dance floor.
    I be-
    Do the stanky leg
    Bitch Im wild up!
    Bitch im wild!
    Do the stanky leg
    when I hit the dance floor.
    I be-
    Do the stanky leg
    Bitch Im wild up!



  111. pom's Momma Joke:

    YO momma’s armpits are so hairy, she looks like shes got bob marley in a headlock



  112. Chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty they pour sea water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.



  113. master momma joker's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty people pour sea water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.



  114. mr. funnyman's Momma Joke:

    im sorry im bipolor sike that what yo mamma said last week when her pirod finally stopped



  115. .....'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on a mountian she said “KILL THE ANTS!!!”



  116. Matt99's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat when she steps on the scale its says, ” ERROR”



  117. Matt99's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat when she steps on the scale its says, ” ERROR”



  118. Matt99's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale



  119. Orlando12's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.



  120. butt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a door nob everybody gets a turn



  121. ricky's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid when she put a quarther in the parking metor she said”hey wheres my gumball



  122. ricky's Momma Joke:

    ysdtsxguyas6xkmskioaqwdeyuxznzDkhsyi8wr78wsnrku3w7



  123. dasia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she could not even look over her stomach



  124. dasia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so big she was at a show and broke the chair!
    lol!



  125. kevin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty she made speed stick slow down



  126. kevin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooooo nasty she made right gaurd turn left



  127. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so rasist she protested a black kid to eat white icecream



  128. U NO SHE IS's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she made mobey dick look like a Chihuahua



  129. Yo mama so loose you need a pipe wrench to tigten her up's Momma Joke:

    Bob36



  130. U NO SHE IS's Momma Joke:

    1. yo mama so fat that she looked at the moon and said blue cheese
    2. yo mama so fat that on the half moon she said taco
    3. yo mama so fat that on the crest moon she said banana



  131. U NO SHE IS's Momma Joke:

    forget yo mama… yo daddy so gay dat instead of going straight he went loop up down zigzag and to and fro and curly



  132. london's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she stood on london bridge peaple started singing london bridge is falling down falling down



  133. jazzmena's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund



  134. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back



  135. edog's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT SHE MADE AN ONION CRY



  136. ERNIE+BECCA=FOREVER's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT AND BLACK AT NIGHT SHE PUT ON A YELLOW JACKET AND EVERYBODY SAID TAXI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  137. ERNIE+BECCA=FOREVER's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMMA IS SO UGLY SHE MADE AN ONION CRY



  138. bailey's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat that nasa called and said they wanted they’re orbit back.



  139. haku14's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and started singin’
    “i got the power”!



  140. FATTY's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly when she looked in the mirrow her reflection ducked



  141. FATTY's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor that when i step on the step on a cigar she said turn my heater back on



  142. mexican361's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she got lost in a garage sale



  143. mexican361's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, she got locked in HEB and starved to death



  144. mexican361's Momma Joke:

    i piss out my ass



  145. mexican361's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so desprate for food when she saw a bus full of white people she thought it was a giant twinky



  146. mexican361's Momma Joke:

    what do white people and fences have in common,they both get jumped by mexicans mexican all day brown pride



  147. mexican361's Momma Joke:

    what dildo



  148. mexican361's Momma Joke:

    piss comin from my ass



  149. big daddy's Momma Joke:

    nice titys



  150. big daddy's Momma Joke:

    i got yo pepe in my ass



  151. urmom's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid, she stoped at a srop sign and waited 4 it 2 say GO!



  152. young king A.K.A stanky legg king's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she dont need a watch to to tell the time. all she gotta do is look at the color of her skin.(nighttime) and when she wants daytime all she has to do is bleach herself



  153. U NO SHE IS's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly that when she went on a blind date with a blind man he commit suicide



  154. U NO SHE IS's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that when she tried to commit suicide the knife she was using wouldn’t touch her face and said “ugh i’ll pass but consider this as a helpful thing even though u should do it”



  155. jesus's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat, when she sat on top of wal-mart she lowwered the prices



  156. shosho's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got ran over by a parked car



  157. shosho's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got visited by the 3 ghosts of fitness past



  158. shosho's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she starved in a grocery store



  159. shosho's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she farted
    Al Gore excused her for global warming



  160. shosho's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so deep in the closet she found narnia



  161. shosho's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she bends over you see a 5 mile crack



  162. shosho's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat and old she was the first dinosuar



  163. hnb ?'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she has to wear an asteroid belt. :)



  164. schnell's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has a naked pictire of betty crooker in her wallet



  165. keke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she walked into KFC, they asked her what size bucket she wanted and she said, the one on da roof



  166. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your so ugly and your mama such a hoe that when you were born she said ”Damn i should have stopped at kid number 27



  167. norma's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid she covered the tv in paper and said ”Look im watching paper veiw



  168. RRRRYYYYAAAANNNN's Momma Joke:




  169. caron's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she got pregnat by michel jackson.

    hahaahahahhahaha :P



  170. norma's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so old she left her purse on noahs ark



  171. caron's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she was walking down the street and a man said hey there is a penny and she said wo wo wo! thats my lifesavings

    hehehe :)



  172. caron's Momma Joke:

    yall all f’n suck man!!



  173. norma's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord and said look it comes with cable



  174. Slob Killer's Momma Joke:

    my mom is so ugly, i pushed her face in cookie dough and made monster cookies



  175. norma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when she got locked in a bathroom she pissed herself



  176. Slob Killer's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so dumb ur mom said lets get silly tonite, so he go get his clown suit



  177. Gagauz's Momma Joke:

    Ur mama so fat, when she got on a scale … it said ”One At a Time, Please”



  178. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    nathan piess said

    yo mamma so fat when she got on a scale it said game over



  179. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she thot tha a donkey was a hores



  180. kyle's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  181. kyle's Momma Joke:

    your moma so stupid she used a solar powered torch



  182. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she thought this joke was funny.



  183. funnyguy's Momma Joke:

    JO mama is soo ugly when she went to an ugly contest the gudge said “Sorry no professionals”



  184. pj's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when the teacher said were going to do an essay she jumped on a mexican ind said essay essay



  185. pj's Momma Joke:

    hi



  186. alll of uss :]'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat people walk around her to get excersize



  187. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she uses a matress as a tampon



  188. bldz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma iz so fat wen she fell in da grand canyon ppl start sayin darknezz fel!!!



  189. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she thought spongebob was a cartoon about cheese



  190. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she went into the dentist and asked if she can get bluetooth



  191. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and stupid she thought she had anarexia



  192. J. Francis's Momma Joke:

    U momma iz so STUPID she puts a lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind



  193. J. Francis's Momma Joke:

    SI Alan..



  194. fat ass gay lord's Momma Joke:

    i\your mama is so fat when she jumped she got stuck in the grand canyon



  195. U NO SHE IS's Momma Joke:

    yo mama stupid so she tried to fight AIDS by hitting herself



  196. reddingboy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she saw a yellow semi truck and said “Stop that mini twinkie”



  197. betty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she locked herself in the bathroom and peed herself.



  198. saleengrl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she ran into a lampost and said im sorry



  199. peeps4's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!



  200. peeps4's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb she stole a free donut



  201. Thomas's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly Ripley couldnt beleive it.



  202. Thomas's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly Ripley couldnt beleive it.



  203. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.



  204. RDog's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she got run over a parked car



  205. schu's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat she fell in the great canyon and got stuck!!!!



  206. Thomas's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat that she dosent take pictures she takes posters!!!!



  207. GiGi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she went inside the haunted house she came out with a job application.



  208. vagina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she fell on a gay dude and he wazz like omg ewww



  209. [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  210. [][][][][][]'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid when she saw a bee she said hey its flying candy corn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  211. Malllie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so little she had to take a bath in tha sink.



  212. JESUS's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO OLD SHE SAID SHE WALKED WITH JESUS



  213. :)'s Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO POOR WEN SHE WALKED IN THE FRONT DOOR SHE ENDED UP IN THE BACK YARD



  214. :)'s Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE SAT BY EVERYBODY IN ELAMENTRY SCHOOL



  215. :)'s Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT THAT KIDS USE AS TRAMPOLINS



  216. JACY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA HOUSE SO SMALL SHE GETS PIZZA’S DELIVERED TO A P.O BOX!



  217. beaner's Momma Joke:

    cody and alex u guys r so f****ing racist we will find u just u wait



  218. beaner's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so sexy that effron left vanessa



  219. bob's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck



  220. beaner's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so skini that when she wnted to steal from mcdonalds she hid in the fries



  221. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo moma’s so old when she was in school they didn’t have history.



  222. beaner's Momma Joke:

    don’t talk about us like that because we have lives u guys probobly go on this website every day after watching internet porn for 4 hours and then u guys probobly have sex with michal jackson and u fight over him then u go home and have sex with each other and probobly a bagle but we are not stalking u ur mom just told me last night after she gave me oral sex.

    (p.s. oral sex means head but u probobly know tha from expierience.)!!!!

    hahaha u dicks u just got treated bitches!!!



  223. yuneris diaz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i caught her staring at a carton of orange juice cuz it siad ” concentrate “



  224. andrew's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY YUR DAD MET HER AT A DOGSHOW!!!! XD



  225. andrew's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE READ A PACKAGE THAT SAID DONT FREEZE ON IT SO SHE PUT A COAT ON!!!!! XD



  226. andrew's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY WHEN SHE WAS BORN HER MOM WAS LIKE
    mom:oh what a nice treasure.
    and her dad said
    dad:YEA, lets go bury it!
    XD



  227. andrew's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE CLIMBED OVER A GLASS WALL TO SEE WUT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!XD



  228. andrew's Momma Joke:

    BLONDE JOKES XD

    Q:how many blonde jokes are there?
    A:one,the rest are all trueXD



  229. andrew's Momma Joke:

    a blonde was trying to hang herself and when asked”why is the rope tied around your arm?” she replied “i can’t breath with it around my neck”



  230. andrew's Momma Joke:

    ok really funny joke blonde joke look down!
    there were 5 blondes and 1 brunette holding on to a stick on the side of a cliff.



  231. andrew's Momma Joke:

    kk finish 2 that joke messed upXD
    “1 of us will have to let go and risk there life”
    the brunette said”OK,i will”
    and all the blondes started clapping!!!!!
    XD XD XD XD RLLY F***ING FUNNYXD



  232. 342's Momma Joke:

    Yo Moma’s so stupid she studied for a drug test



  233. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so dumb she named her son stephanie



  234. AZN's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so dumb she’d called the police



  235. Asian Guy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so old she witness the day of Leonardo Da Vinci painting the Mona Lisa



  236. Bleach rocks's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so dumb she failed Pre-school 5 times



  237. Bleach rocks's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so cheap i bought her from Dollar General



  238. chicken's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade



  239. YO MAMA SO FAT SHE MADE HER OWN DESIGHNER JEANS.''F-FAT-ASS JEANS'''s Momma Joke:

    Shakyra



  240. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat ppl jog around her for excersiss



  241. Talha shafi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid the cops took her for a drug test she asked if it was multiple choice



  242. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma’s teeth are so yellow the sun thought he had a brother



  243. annonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid that when she bought a telly-tubby she thought she bought a portable TV



  244. annonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when she drank paint she thought she was Dracula



  245. annonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctors had to tint the glass of the incubater



  246. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat when she used a lip-stick it was a paint roller



  247. unknown's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so stupid that i saw her puttin make-up on her forehead i asked her wat she doin she said she makin up my mind



  248. U know who's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid that she got hit by a parked car



  249. U know who's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,”Damn, is it Halloween already?”



  250. U know who's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!



  251. U know who's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid that she stole FREE samples



  252. U know who's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid that she tried to close a revolving door



  253. U know who's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!



  254. U know who's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone



  255. U know who's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid that under, “Education,” on her job application, she put, “Hooked on Phonics.”



  256. t.h.'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stinky we all said thsts was the garbage can



  257. t.h.'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so smelly that we all said that was the garbage can



  258. who knows who said's Momma Joke:

    YO mama is so stupid ,that her daugther left her charger home and now she got only 2 bars..



  259. ya mama's Momma Joke:

    ya mama so short her feet dangel off the curve



  260. Yoo Momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that her mirror turned black



  261. reddingboy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so desperete that whenever she drives an atv naked and she looks forward to the bumps



  262. corpse's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried to kill herself by jumping out the basement window



  263. haku14's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor that when i picked a penny off the ground she accused me of stealing her family fortune!



  264. Zac's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ghetto, when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out



  265. Zac's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor, she ran after a garbage truck with a grocery list



  266. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so stupid i asked her if she had an h d t v and she said nahh all the tests came back negative



  267. ZAZK's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so tupid she named her house butt and her son crack then called the cops and said I looked up my butt but can’t find my crack



  268. not smart's Momma Joke:

    your moma so stupid shes not smart



  269. I's Momma Joke:

    yo mommaz so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade



  270. YO MAMA >={O's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she walked into wall greens and asked why aren’t the walls green!!



  271. Caca's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so short she tried committing suicide of the curb



  272. iMorenos's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid she waited for a stop sign for it to turn green



  273. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma stink so bad not evean a dog wood smell her crotch



  274. iMorenos's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she was swimming the whales said we are family even tho ur fatter then me



  275. Aaa12's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat that wen she went to disney world lil kids said “i wanna ride that 1″ hehehe



  276. iMorenos's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she cant stand up :O



  277. iMorenos's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so stupid she put a battery up her ass and said i got the power >:D



  278. llllllllllllllllllllljjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in third grade



  279. llllllllllllllllllllljjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat she played pool wit the planets



  280. j.P's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that not even dora can explore her!!

    yo momma so ugly when she walked in a haunted house thye oofered her a job

    yo momma so ugly not even the worlds best plastic surgen could fix her face



  281. Ur gay's Momma Joke:

    urgay



  282. Ur gay's Momma Joke:

    urgay



  283. Ur gay's Momma Joke:

    urgay



  284. Ur gay's Momma Joke:

    urgay



  285. Ur gay's Momma Joke:

    urgay mahn



  286. urgay's Momma Joke:

    Ur gay



  287. Markel vasquez's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so gay it took 2 horses to set her str8



  288. your mama's Momma Joke:

    your mama so dumb that when she was told 2 count 2 10 she said the abc’s



  289. your mama's Momma Joke:

    your mama is lyk a doorknob everybody gets a turn



  290. teeth yellow's Momma Joke:

    your mamma teeth so yellow that when she drink water and spit it out it turns into lemonade.



  291. your mama's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat when she farted she burn out ghost rider



  292. your mama's Momma Joke:

    your mama so hairy when she walk in the zoo the zoo keeper said who let king kong out



  293. your mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama yo fat the iceberg didn’t sink the titanic your mom sunk the titanic



  294. your mama's Momma Joke:

    your mama so ugly bob the builder said we can’t fix that



  295. Kayla's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fake she makes barbie look real!!!!!!!!!
    wow these are so funny i crack up laughing!!! how do you guys do this things? I mean wow so of my yo momma jokes are stupid!!
    does it matter if they are funny or stupid??
    Some of this yo momma jokes are stupid i cant even laugh but some of them are so funny i laugh really hard and i love to watch this show on MTV!!!
    WOW hope this is fun?



  296. Kayla's Momma Joke:

    this wasnt funny i thought it was dumb!!!!!



  297. llllllllllllllllllllljjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid the weather man said it waqs going to be chilly she ran outside with a bowl



  298. llllllllllllllllllllljjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid the weather man said it was going to be chilly she ran outside with a bowl



  299. lil jok3r's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she lives in a 2 story box



  300. Eric N.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw the stop sign she waited for it to say go.



  301. Eric N.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i ran around her twice and got lost



  302. lil jok3r's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is ugly when she went outside people said WOW it halloween



  303. Eric N.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so black, when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights.



  304. lil jok3r's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when she chew the gum winter fresh she put on the coat



  305. lil jok3r's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out 4 star war



  306. lil jok3r's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl



  307. lil jok3r's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she went to the movies she sat next 2 every one



  308. lil jok3r's Momma Joke:

    yo mama ass is so hairy king kong said im back



  309. Braiden's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE LOOKED AT THE MIRRIOR IT TURNED AROUND



  310. j.P's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sweat cheese burgers

    yo momma so fat that she gotta go on a 1.000 year diet



  311. Braiden's Momma Joke:

    hi\



  312. Braiden's Momma Joke:

    YOU THERE



  313. zombiejerky's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat her pants size is a estimate



  314. Makayla's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so gross when she farts the whole world smells it



  315. ray's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she couldnt fit in the tub



  316. andrew king's Momma Joke:

    your mama so hairy that chewbauca got horny



  317. carlos's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly the doctor slaped her parents



  318. andrew king's Momma Joke:

    what do michel jackson and walmart have in common? boys pants half off



  319. andrew king's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor i went to her house i steped on a skate board she said get off the family car,.



  320. kimberly's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she gotta go to the doctor online



  321. Fatso's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is SO fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it is still printing.



  322. Fatso's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.



  323. Fatso's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat that her mom is still in therapy after birth



  324. roxyy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,she make free willy look like a tic-tac!



  325. Braiden's Momma Joke:

    Hi



  326. Braiden's Momma Joke:

    oops i fell asleep an the keys



  327. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    rdxstdxdrtxtgd



  328. llllllllllllllllllllljjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid it took her 23 years to spell the letter A



  329. Yo momma is so flat the wall is jealous's Momma Joke:

    Tj



  330. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    lame was ssoo lame



  331. refund's Momma Joke:

    yo-mama is so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund.



  332. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she brang a spoon to the superbowl



  333. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so stupid she tried to spell your name with skittles



  334. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when sge walked past ymca she thought it was macys spelled wrong.



  335. funnyashell's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she walk past ymca she thought it was macys spelled wrong



  336. funnyashell's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short dat she shop at lowes



  337. funnyashell's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she that the first tool was mc hammer



  338. funnyashell's Momma Joke:

    (this joke is not to affend anybody accept the vicxtims)yo momma so fat that when she saw a yellow full of white kids she said” STOP THAT TWINKIE.”



  339. funnyashell's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that when people see her people say halloween no here yet



  340. funnyashell's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that her waist size is the equator



  341. funnyashell's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old that her birth su-tif-fi-kit has roman numerals



  342. funnyashell's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old that she still owe jesus 3 bucks



  343. funnyashell's Momma Joke:

    yo is like a race car she can burn 4 rubbers a day



  344. funnyashell's Momma Joke:

    my last 1 for the day-yo momma is so nasty that she slows speed stick down(for any of u so called comeidian im the best)



  345. funnyashell's Momma Joke:

    the 350 is supposed to be yo mom



  346. poopmaster's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ashy i thought her pimple was a rock



  347. funni3r's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so big when she cries it creates “April Showers”



  348. Carlz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she thought make-up was an imagination game.



  349. Carlz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she look up at the sky and saw a rainbow and asked “I wonder who painted that?”



  350. comedy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so big she fell in love and broke it



  351. comedy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty she uses butter as deoderant



  352. comedy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so big they call her “Mother Earth”



  353. Carlz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so nasty she brushes her teeth with a mop.



  354. JOJo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty when you asked “whats for dinner?”she opened her legs and said “crabs”



  355. JOJo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty she has to wash her underwear in salt water to keep the crabs fresh.



  356. lucy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat thats the reason they invented double doors



  357. lil jok3r's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when she chew winter fresh gum she brought a coat with her



  358. lil jok3r's Momma Joke:

    blue side
    x13



  359. lil cash's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she sais rober rober



  360. lil cash's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that when she sat down everybody in the wold said erthqack



  361. DiiVa's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that when her beeperbwent off people thought she was backing up



  362. DiiVa's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty she fried your dads dick and ate it along with you



  363. dman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job



  364. fryfry's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty that when she spread her legs she said “We’re going to bush gardens



  365. jennifer's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when a nun came to get her car she said im ready to eat! bitch



  366. matthew's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hungry taht she was pulling palm trees out of the ground i asked her what she was doing she said: harvesting dinner SUCKER!



  367. 50 YEAR OLD LADY's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she needs butter to go on the slipp slide!



  368. nicole's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like a toilet fat white and smells like shit



  369. nicole's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she makes bevus and butthead look like nobel prize winners



  370. nicole's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac



  371. southx13's Momma Joke:

    yo mama jokes sux



  372. Modollas's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she stared at a juice box for days because it said “CONCENTRATE”



  373. ron boggas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she asked you for help



  374. Jonnie Ann's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly,that her celebrity look-a-like is Micheal Jackson.



  375. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so old, when i told her to act her age she die



  376. Claudette's Momma Joke:

    your momma is soo lazy… I had to rape the bitch while she was sleeping



  377. Claudette's Momma Joke:

    your momma b like give me da dick.. n i’s give’s it to her.. ye digg!!!!!



  378. Claudette's Momma Joke:

    your momma soo black she looks like she got baptized on a grill… b-yotch



  379. Claudette's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so stingy, she wouldn’t pay me the time of day



  380. Claudette's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooo dirty.. thats y she’s black



  381. Claudette's Momma Joke:

    whats long and full of semen… your tall ass momma!



  382. Claudette's Momma Joke:

    ya momma b’s the bitch i collects’s ma money from.. so get down w the get down, or stay from around the team!!! u know where I be at. come get some



  383. Claudette's Momma Joke:

    lol sorry



  384. james's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so black that people could not see her in the dark



  385. haillee's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she uuuuuugly



  386. haillee's Momma Joke:

    you gay



  387. my name lexii's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she had you or yo momma so stupid she studied 4 a drug test



  388. my name lexii's Momma Joke:

    is any one on here single ps im naked



  389. me's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly people thought she was yoda



  390. me's Momma Joke:

    f
    u
    c
    k



  391. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom was here



  392. who's Momma Joke:

    ur mom was here



  393. me's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so skinny she turned sideways and dissappeared



  394. me's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old she owes jesus 3 bucks



  395. ecs's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat i ran around her twice and got lost



  396. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old i told her to act her age and she died



  397. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old i told her to act her age and she died



  398. tj's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old i told her to act her age and she died



  399. Wow's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma When So Old I Took Her To See Jurassic Park She Started Having Flashbacks



  400. aaron's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stoped @ a stop sign and waited 4 it 2 say go



  401. U NO SHE IS's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat and stupid that she wanted a hot dog so she put a wieener dog on the grill



  402. U NO SHE IS's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb dat she went to da sun to get a sunflower



  403. U NO SHE IS's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she spin around orbit gum



  404. Da Masta's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so fat, her bed put a restraining order on her!!!



  405. lafondha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so cheap she’s on the dollar menu



  406. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so big, fat, and clumsy that on her way to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.



  407. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck



  408. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly she made an onion cry



  409. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she loses 55 pounds when she takes her shirt off!



  410. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s teeth are so yellow and her face is so black that when she smiles she looks like a Steelers helmet



  411. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so ugly she made Michell Jackson look like Brad Pitt



  412. Dr.Pudding's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so fat that she uses the freeway as a slippin slide.



  413. Dr.Pudding's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so skinny that she can hoolahoop through a cheerio



  414. YO MAMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA is so dumb when she saw a sign that said ”wet floor” she did.



  415. teddy mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she sat on a raimbow skittles poped out



  416. K- dub's Momma Joke:

    Booty crack



  417. none ya buisness's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she stuck a battery up her butt and said “i got the power power



  418. kevin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she got tangled on a cordless phone



  419. Jo MAmmaZ's Momma Joke:

    You mama is so stupid she sat on a cigarette and she said who turned of the heater



  420. Jo MAmmaZ's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she whent to the super bowl and brought her spoon



  421. Jo MAmmaZ's Momma Joke:

    you mama is so greasy she sweats crisco in her nose



  422. Jo MAmmaZ's Momma Joke:

    you mama is so hairy she got her nike tag and she said im the new hair jordan



  423. JJD's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat she rolls over 4 times to get a sun burn.



  424. pat lip's Momma Joke:

    i found ur mum in a shopping trolly near tesco



  425. warrens mum's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat that on her birthday all the workers in bigger king retired



  426. Warrens Mums Left Titty's Momma Joke:

    WARRENS MUM LOOKS LIKE SHREK IN A BIKINI



  427. warrens mum's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so stupid she went 2 cinema and it said 16 + so she got 15 more people



  428. pat lip's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tryed cmmitting suiside by jumping off a curb



  429. pat lip's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid she put a hole in the roof to watch the sky



  430. Warrens Mums Left Titty's Momma Joke:

    UR SO UGLY NO WONDER UR MUMS WIFEY ELEPHANTMAN



  431. Warrens Mums Left Titty's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MU IS WIFEY PASSIONMAN



  432. warrens mum's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so stupid she tried drowning fish



  433. Warrens Mums Left Titty's Momma Joke:

    PASSION MAN IS SO BLICK THAT WEN HE WANTS 2 BUSS A ROBERY

    A GOES IN WITH NO MASK AND SAYS” THIS IS A BLICK UP”
    NOO ONEEE MOVEEE



  434. Warrens Mums Left Titty's Momma Joke:

    PASSIONMAN IS SO BLICK WEN HE IS ALOUD TO GO OUT OF HIS HOUSE EVRY1 SAYS “IS IT L8 ALREDY?”



  435. pat lip's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so ugly, even rice crispies wouldn’t talk to her



  436. Warrens Mums Left Titty's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA SO BLICK SHE DRESSED NAKED IN A FUNERAL



  437. Patricks Mum gave Mark a Tit Wank with her nipples's Momma Joke:

    your mums so dumb she asked for drugs in superdrugs



  438. pat lip's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so stupid, she asked me whats the letter that come after X,
    I said Y, she said I just wanna know



  439. warrens mum's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so skinny she eats tre for dinner



  440. Patricks dads got crab's Momma Joke:

    yo your mum so fat when she fell out of the bed she fell off on both sides



  441. warrens mum's Momma Joke:

    who was that coming over i never saw anything



  442. Warrens Mums Left Titty's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA SO DUMB WEN UR DAD HAD CRABS SHE ATE DEM



  443. Warrens Mums Left Titty's Momma Joke:

    INSTEAD OF SKATING ON ICE

    TRE SKATES ON A PLATE



  444. HEYYYY BOIZZZZZ's Momma Joke:

    CHECK SIR’S CREPZZZ



  445. HEYYYY BOIZZZZZ's Momma Joke:

    SHUBUCKZ SIRS COMING!



  446. Patricks dads got crab's Momma Joke:

    someones breath stunk so they shouted out ZZZZAAAAACCCHHH! and a tic tac came



  447. urr muummma's Momma Joke:

    tre got stranglled by miss flynns wedding ring



  448. tre's left ear's Momma Joke:

    tres head so small he got headbutted by a white blood cell



  449. tre's left ear's Momma Joke:

    PRINGLES



  450. TRE'S RIGHT EAR's Momma Joke:

    TRE GOT HALF A HEAD



  451. tre's left ear's Momma Joke:

    TRE had a figght with a carrot



  452. TRE'S FATTTTT RIGHT EAR's Momma Joke:

    TRE USES A TEA BAG AS A PILLOW



  453. Patricks dads got crab's Momma Joke:

    blaine PLEASE give Zach a mint i Can smell his breath from here



  454. Patricks dads got crab's Momma Joke:

    blaines head is mount killamanjaro



  455. tre's left ear's Momma Joke:

    tres got bbq flavour ears



  456. PATLIP SCCOOOP's Momma Joke:

    PATRICK SO LOUD I SED TO PUT HIS LIP BACK IN HIS SLOT



  457. tre head's Momma Joke:

    tre is so small he got featured in bugs life



  458. YOOOO's Momma Joke:

    WILSON IS SITTING ON 4 SEATS



  459. YOOOO's Momma Joke:

    WILSON SWOLLOWD A FLY AND SAID
    “IT TASTES LIKE CHIKEN”



  460. hahah's Momma Joke:

    zachs breathe stinks so much when a fly goes past him it dies



  461. YOOOO's Momma Joke:

    instead of catching the bus

    wilson catches the lorry



  462. YOOOO's Momma Joke:

    wilson takes a trolly 2 nandos



  463. XXXX LARGE's Momma Joke:

    SOMEONES SO FAT THERES 10 OF US 2 1 COMPUTER



  464. tre head's Momma Joke:

    i love my mum



  465. jheeezzz's Momma Joke:

    when austin whipes his lips its like the river thames



  466. four eyes's Momma Joke:

    the cause to tre’s pea head is because wilson sat down lightly



  467. XXXX LARGE's Momma Joke:

    TRES HEAD WAS MOULDED FROM WILSONS EARWAX



  468. tre head's Momma Joke:

    allen eyebowsis like cyclopes x men orgins



  469. tre head's Momma Joke:

    alan is chewbacka



  470. YOOOO's Momma Joke:

    tre’s ear wax attacked tre’s head



  471. YOOOO's Momma Joke:

    TRE’S RIGHT EAR GOT BEEF WID HIS LEFT EAR



  472. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    You mama is so stupid she sat on a cigarette and she said who turned of the heater



  473. YOOOO's Momma Joke:

    TRE’S DAD IS THE DOG FROM MEN IN BLACK



  474. the reason why alan has one eyebrow is because his mom couldnt afford another's Momma Joke:

    zach can never look straight



  475. YOOOO's Momma Joke:

    TRE’S EAR IS AN UMBRELLA



  476. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    whos head is like primrose hill



  477. four eyes's Momma Joke:

    ALAN TRIED RAPE HIS EYEBROW



  478. Lipbag's Momma Joke:

    Tamaras head is like a spear



  479. dammmmm big portion's Momma Joke:

    afrika doesnt have drought wilson just steps on the floor



  480. four eyes's Momma Joke:

    CHECK THAT BITCH LUKE NEXT 2 ALAN



  481. fatla's Momma Joke:

    ruben momma is so nasty when you asked “whats for dinner?”she opened her legs and said “crabs”



  482. alan 1 ibrow's Momma Joke:

    (.)



  483. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    whos breath kicks like shit



  484. WANKVIN's Momma Joke:

    SHERVIN WANKED HIS 2CM DICK



  485. Lipbag's Momma Joke:

    they told tamara to climb up a hill and he started climbing his head



  486. WANKVIN's Momma Joke:

    SHERVIN GAVE HEAD 2 HIS MUM



  487. lol's Momma Joke:

    rubens momma so big she fell in love and broke it



  488. Lipbag's Momma Joke:

    the star trek ship was working till shervin jump on it



  489. bullet head tamara's Momma Joke:

    tamara’s head looks like a question mark



  490. Lipbag's Momma Joke:

    people play golf on the top of tamaras head



  491. wilson's flab's Momma Joke:

    wilson got 9 rolls at the back of his neck



  492. check da shape up's Momma Joke:

    austin my name is our personal joke



  493. hh's Momma Joke:

    Rubens mum is so fat i took a pic of her last year and its still priniting



  494. check da shape up's Momma Joke:

    austin has got a layer of crust under his lip



  495. wilson's Momma Joke:

    wilson got 2 burgers underneathe his chin



  496. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ruben mum so fat her fat is her roof



  497. Manny's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid when you where born she saw your umbilical cord she said wow it comes with cable



  498. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so stupid, she missed the 44 bus and took the 22 bus twice.



  499. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when i looked in a trash can your alarm went off!



  500. Kaci's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so gay that she forgot about my dad



  501. Heidi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she can’t sit on the comole.



  502. Yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so big she can hold up traffic



  503. Waqas's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s So Poor that She Stole You from the adoption center!



  504. yoo's Momma Joke:

    wilsons mum got lost in his belly



  505. ya-ya momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order.



  506. ya-ya momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot-out



  507. ya-ya momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead just to make up her mind



  508. dylan woof's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she has her own place on the map



  509. marquisha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat on of her thighs exploded when she bounced on the floor



  510. marquisha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat one of her thighs exploded when she bounced on the floor



  511. D-Dog's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she stood on a scale it said TO BE CONTIINUED



  512. D-Dog's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent



  513. Google's Momma Joke:

    these are so retarted



  514. yo momma Son!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so FAT she has a kickstand fur her leg
    yo momma head is so big her hat size is a trash can
    yo momma so Poor your friend asked to go to the bathroom she said pick a corner
    every ones momma is FATTTTT!!!!



  515. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid, she called me to get my phone numba



  516. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, we can use her belli button as a jacuzzi



  517. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid, she bougth a solar powered flashlight



  518. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth so yellow, the sun got jealous



  519. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, she tripped on walmart and landed on target



  520. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black, someone shot a bullet at her and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight.



  521. 569's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stop at a stop sighn and waited for it to say go



  522. kaytiii babes ;)'s Momma Joke:

    ya mumma is so ugly she went foure modeling n they sent her to rehab :L



  523. kaytiii babes ;)'s Momma Joke:

    ya mumma is so ugly she went foure modeling n they sent her to rehab :L



  524. shorty babey ;)'s Momma Joke:

    ya mumma is so short she has to were stilts to see the path :L



  525. shorty babey ;)'s Momma Joke:

    ya mummma is so stupid she uses a comdom 4 plastic surgry :L

    bye shorty babbey:)



  526. kaytiii babey ;)'s Momma Joke:

    ya mummma is so stupid she cum on her periiod
    and rang an abulance n said im diying



  527. CHECK AUSTINS LIP's Momma Joke:

    austins mum jamz in shakespeare



  528. SHEROZ'S MUM HAS 3 TOES's Momma Joke:

    SHEROZ’S MUM GOT SACKED FROM CURRYS
    AND HIS DAD DID INDIAN THRILLER

    HOW CAN SHEEE SLAPPP!!!!



  529. SHEROZ'S MUM HAS 3 TOES's Momma Joke:

    SHEROZ LOOKS LIKE HES DYING….

    SEE WHAT INDIA DOES 2 YOU



  530. SHEROZ'S MUM HAS 3 TOES's Momma Joke:

    SHEROZ GOT A CHAINSAW FOR A NOSE



  531. CHECK AUSTINS LIP's Momma Joke:

    Austin Mum Works In Zamz Chicken Nd Licks Ammrs Nipples
    And His Dad Sucks Tamara’s Spam Nd Wipe His Bum With Austins Hand



  532. SHEROZ'S MUM HAS 3 TOES's Momma Joke:

    patick works in lip fighters



  533. SHEROZ'S MUM HAS 3 TOES's Momma Joke:

    shervin wanked over patricks lip



  534. SHEROZ'S MUM HAS 3 TOES's Momma Joke:

    sheroz lost his dad at brent cross



  535. SHEROZ'S MUM HAS 3 TOES's Momma Joke:

    sheroz got lost in his tallieban



  536. f's Momma Joke:

    austen was found with spoon on the streets



  537. f's Momma Joke:

    tre’s dad uses tre as bowling ball



  538. f's Momma Joke:

    tre got slaped by his mum for sticking his head up



  539. f's Momma Joke:

    austen mun is so fat she rolls over 4 times to get a sun burn



  540. austens mum's Momma Joke:

    aus your mama so ugly bob the builder said we can’t fix that



  541. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor, she drives with her mouth



  542. bukky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor, she drives with her mouth



  543. IDK's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals.



  544. idc's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat they confused her with a whale



  545. idc's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat they cofused her as a chevorlet



  546. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she was paid to keep her cloths on @ a strip joint



  547. haahhaa's Momma Joke:

    thats funny :D x



  548. Lotan's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so ugly she made an onion cry



  549. sydney's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain declared her for the new world



  550. justine's Momma Joke:

    that is so funy



  551. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i steped on a penny she said get off my pay check.



  552. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i steped on a penny she said get off my pay check.



  553. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i steped on a penny she said get off my pay check.



  554. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i steped on a penny she said get off my pay check.



  555. dashika's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she met burger king when he was a prince!!!!



  556. Michael's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a gun fight



  557. Tres dirty ears...'s Momma Joke:

    Tre’s ears are so big, the military use them as satalite dishes to pick up radio signals from other planets.



  558. -------'s Momma Joke:

    Tre’s ears are so big, batman moved to one to replace the bat cave.



  559. 0('s Momma Joke:

    tres mum is ugly bob da builda said we cant fix that



  560. jmnww's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she left “Hi, sorry nobody is @ home right now” for her cell phone voicemail



  561. nenople's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and



  562. nenople's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so at she jumped into the ocean and the whale started singing ” We are family!”



  563. tatia's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so hairy that her nipples have mini afros



  564. tatia's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so black she had to use white gloves to eat a tootsie roll so she wont eat her fingers



  565. trevor's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when she sat on the rainbow all the skittles fell out



  566. bryan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when people say “call911″ she says wats the number for 911



  567. j3z0@r's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she looks like e.t’s grandmotha



  568. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she showed up on a radar



  569. lklklkklk's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor she got robbed and the robber left her some cash



  570. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid she’s like George W. Bush



  571. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, there’s no room for her on MySpace



  572. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she makes Lane Bryant look skinny



  573. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, when she heard that they sell no wine before its time, she waited until it was.



  574. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat, she makes Biggie Smalls look small.



  575. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so gross I chatted with her online and she gave me a virus



  576. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like all these jokes on this website-corny!



  577. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is sad like all of these jokes



  578. &*^6*%'s Momma Joke:

    ya mama so dumb she try kill herself with a cordless phone



  579. &*^6*%23's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she sit on the tv to watch the coach and wonder why maury wasnt on



  580. 83749's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she ask how to spell msn



  581. 83749?.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly they mistake her for one of the aliens in men and black



  582. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly her mirrow ran away



  583. trey's Momma Joke:

    hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi yo mommas so ugly shes ugly



  584. gabe washburn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she put quarter in a parking meter and said wheres my gum ball



  585. yo face's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she was baptized at seaworld



  586. crystal's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so loud she put the cricket to shame.



  587. lakia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid i asked wat was her name she said stupid



  588. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    the difference between your mom and my camel is my camel spits



  589. josef's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said Disneyworld-Left and she went home



  590. josef's Momma Joke:

    i was the anonymous one



  591. josef's Momma Joke:

    your friend hasn’t gotten ass in along time the last time he got ass was when his finger slipped through the toilet paper while wiping his ass



  592. josef's Momma Joke:

    your moms like the village bicycle everybody gets a ride



  593. josef's Momma Joke:

    tiger_eyes638@yahoo.com



  594. casper's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she went on who wants to be a mllionare just to phone a friend



  595. bc's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples



  596. cameron and jaquar's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she rolled over 4 quarters and made a dollar.



  597. tear says's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so clean i wupe in her bushes and found rasberry



  598. tear says's Momma Joke:

    yo mama such a slug sunny hit there



  599. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like burger king you have it your way



  600. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a vacuum she spits blows and swallows



  601. j buck's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she was fighting for troy they said brin g out your soecial weapon and all she had to do was to jump up and down



  602. j buck's Momma Joke:

    your so stupid that i would get a brain trans plate from you cause i want a brain that never been used



  603. j buck's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly when little kids look at her they cry cause they nthink her face ius scary and almost killed them



  604. j buck's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly when jhon legand sanged his song i am ready to go right now and your m om walked in he really meant it



  605. j buck's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she is the reason gobal warming is happening



  606. tahsout's Momma Joke:

    yall are hard damn thats good humor



  607. austin ugwamdo's Momma Joke:

    AUSTINS MUM IS SO FAT SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW AND OUT CAME SKITTLES :L



  608. GEORGE FITZSIMMONS's Momma Joke:

    GEORGE IS SO FAT DAT HOW U CAN TELL HE’S RELATED TO PAM FITZSIMMONS



  609. Fredward's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, she was told to do the robot(dance) and now R2D2 has aids



  610. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she uses the eiful tower as a dildo



  611. jordan collier's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie



  612. jordan collier's Momma Joke:

    ben warfurds mum is so fat she walks down the street and she sets off all the car alarms off



  613. ...'s Momma Joke:

    jordan collier is so fat he puts on a yellow jumper and every one says look a sub



  614. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo r sooo fat ass



  615. dave's Momma Joke:

    what do you call a paki in the microw wave puding



  616. dave's Momma Joke:

    hye



  617. sam jones's Momma Joke:

    youw moma is so fat she falls out of bead and falls out both sides



  618. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put lip stick on her forehead 2 make up her mind



  619. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she had to get baptized at seaworld



  620. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma iz soo fat she got hit by a bus and she siad HEY WHO THROWIN THEM ROCKS



  621. pbxb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.



  622. gerald's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles



  623. gerald's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway



  624. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class



  625. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order



  626. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved



  627. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund



  628. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she trip over a cordless phone



  629. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she asked you, What is the number for 911



  630. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead



  631. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so stuid she jumped in frount of a prak car and waited for it to hitter



  632. ?'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so ugly she make michel jackson look like bred pitt



  633. NiKi & MiKi's Momma Joke:

    Yo’ Mama so stupid when she saw a black bus full of white Kids she said stop that Oreo.



  634. NiKi & MiKi's Momma Joke:

    Yo’ Mama so stupid when I asked her to throw trash in the garbage she jumped in.



  635. gjvjhg's Momma Joke:

    yucfvjctxutx



  636. steven balka's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped into space and got stuck



  637. kendrick williams's Momma Joke:

    for all yall girls out there that need some dick call 951-9100 even if yall are ugly call me



  638. kendrick williams's Momma Joke:

    for all yall girls out there that need some dick call 951-9100or833-9918 even if yall are ugly call me i live in beaumont call first and i will give you direction



  639. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a super market and starved .



  640. Paola By Jose's Momma Joke:

    Paola is so stupid she can’t read an audio book!!!



  641. Kendra's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she unbuttons her pants her belly come out like a navy raft!!!



  642. Mom's Momma Joke:

    You’re mom’s so fat that her blood type is o-reo (oreo)!



  643. Mom's Momma Joke:

    You’re moms so stupid she went to wallgreens to see if the walls were green!



  644. Mom's Momma Joke:

    You’re moms so fat when she wears a red shirt all say “hey, its the kool-aid man!”



  645. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i took her a picture last christmas and is still printing.



  646. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her drivers license says“picture continue on the other side.



  647. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i ran twice around her and got lost.



  648. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat even god can’t lift her spirit.



  649. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old her birthday expired.



  650. king diss's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas just like a hard ware store…………5 cents a screw



  651. dumbass's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when the lord said let the be light she moved



  652. dumbass's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she cant get into a car with out a wheel exploding!!!



  653. bob's Momma Joke:

    wuzz up!!



  654. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone



  655. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    clark
    tate
    noah



  656. ..'s Momma Joke:

    Yoo Momma Soo FAT she sat on a rainbow and out came skittlesss .



  657. ANTONIA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE GETS ON THE BED THE BED BRAKES



  658. ANTONIA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE CAN;T SEE OR TIE HER SHEO LACES



  659. ANTONIA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO ULGY PEOPLE THAT KNOW HER SAY WHO ARE YOU



  660. ANTONIA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO WHITE SHE BLENDS IN WITH THE WALL



  661. ANTONIA's Momma Joke:

    UR MAMA IS SO FAT SHE FLUNG THE ELEPHANT OFF THE TEETER-
    TATTER



  662. ANTONIA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE WEIGHS
    10,0002563
    POUNDS



  663. ANTONIA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT U CAN,T EVEN PUSH MAMA,S CHAIR FOR A DATE



  664. ANTONIA's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHES THE SIZE OF A ZOO



  665. ALEXANDRA's Momma Joke:

    your momma so skinny that she got mistaken for a toothpik!



  666. antonia's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat when she walks her dog the dog goes to the bathroom on mamas foot mama doesn,t even know



  667. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so FAT when she stepped on the scale her phone number came up



  668. Olioli1999's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so FAT when she stepped on the scale her phone number came up



  669. Olioli1999's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so skinny when he ordered a non fat coffee he said: i can taste the fat!



  670. Olioli1999's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she broke the family branch



  671. Yaaaa Jayy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid she uses steriods to make her weener smaller.



  672. ha ha ur gay lol's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like a bowling ball, picked up, fingered then thrown in the gutter



  673. ha ha ur gay lol's Momma Joke:

    this is not a yo momma joke



  674. ha ha ur gay lol's Momma Joke:

    i love posting random shit it is fun shame to the nerds who made this site



  675. ha ha ur gay lol's Momma Joke:

    milnes fat



  676. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i dont give 1



  677. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she traded her car for gas money…



  678. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i told her drinks were on the house so she went to go get a ladder



  679. austin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly when she called me i got an infection



  680. your gay's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat she went out with high heels and came back with sandals..



  681. custard's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she went to a ugly contest and they said sorry no pros allowed..



  682. popie's Momma Joke:

    yomama so fat when god said ” let there be light” the angels had to help him move her out of the way!!!!!!!!!!



  683. popie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i had to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie in the front to get her out of the house!!!!!!!!



  684. popie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a rerfund!!!!!!!!



  685. popie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the only thing ceeping her from jenny craig is the door!!!!!



  686. popie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy the only language she speeks is wookie!!!



  687. popie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly even the devil denied her!!!!!!!



  688. popie's Momma Joke:

    yo mamaso fat the last time she saw90210 was on the scale!!!!!!!



  689. popie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the last time she got on the scale it said “get the fu@$ of of me”!!!!!!!!!!!



  690. popie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat people think shes a taxi!!!!!!!!!!



  691. popie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old her memory is in in black and white!!!!!!!!



  692. charlene king's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soooo fat the last she stepped on a scale it said to be continued!



  693. leslie vigers from east chambers's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat & nasty she had to use seaworld as her bathtub and toilet



  694. leslie vigers and justin booze from east chambers high's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sneezed hurricane ike showed up without tina

    yo momma is so fat whenever she walks out the door she causes a solar eclipse behind her



  695. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat she made the sun look like a pebble



  696. craig vorster's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma sooooooooo stupid she got trapped in a grocery store and starved to death



  697. craig vorster's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sooooo sluty the only time she forgets to swallow is when shes sleeping



  698. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is soooooooo ugly that they fed her with a sling shot



  699. kem chhe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she turned medusa in to stone!



  700. Gay lord's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s gay



  701. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so white micle jaskson retird



  702. Craao xx's Momma Joke:

    Your M is so fat she can not even see her legz



  703. noins's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fay her mesurement are 38 37 35 and the other arm is just as big



  704. noins's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat her mesurement are 38 37 35 and the other arm is just as big



  705. Dylan's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma So Stupid She stole a free sample



  706. woah mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sooo stupid when she saw your umbilical cord she said “wow it comes with cable”



  707. woah mama's Momma Joke:

    The Quest
    Chapter one belopolis
    There has been no rain in Belopolis for 3 years. Not 1 drop of water has fallen so people have moved and cattle has died we have no crops Belopolis will slowly wilt away. I am Nicholas a strong man in Belopolis and this is Belopolis. All I can see is dust, bones and more dust a dry lake where we used to fish no water means no food no cattle no ……. anything. I smell the foul stench off death though out the air every thing I’ve ever loved gone my wife, my children, my dog, most of my friends, my cattle, gone all I got is hope and pride.

    This major drought is because of one woman she walked in to the temple of Aphrodite and insulted her by saying “I am better looking than you; you look like an old granny”. Aphrodite was so offended that she sent a mighty drought to Belopolis for ever. All the citizens found out it was her and was so angry that they killed her.

    Old man Jerald has offered me a great but dangerous mission to “go to the other side of the world and get a goat skin sack of water from Demeter’s well witch is guarded by an unknown monster because who ever goes to find the sacred water never comes back never has some one survived so get a god or goddess on your side you will need it”. “Well how will I get a god” I asked him and suddenly he turned huge he was Hermes the messenger he took me to mount Olympus where the gods where waiting for me. I asked them “how do I choose” Zeus said “pick the one you will need more through out the trip” “well I think I will pick Poseidon since I will need to sail to the other side of the world” Poseidon was very happy to be picked by me but he said “I will help you but only 6 times try and help your self first would you like a ship and a crew” “no I will do it my self I need to help my self”.

    So I went of to find a crew of the firsest and strong willing in all of greece. I held olympic like events to separate the boys from the men. I chose:
    Apollo
    Zeath
    Bemus
    Christos
    Stavros
    Tamas
    Darelli
    Tibalt
    Dymas
    Keyx
    and much more. I got a blaksmith and a wood worker to make a boat that would withstand any thing



  708. woah mama's Momma Joke:

    thats a story hahahahahahaha pat sucks din



  709. woah mama's Momma Joke:

    go on to youtube and look up james shuffling



  710. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ahahahhahahahhaha



  711. joe and anton's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly she looks like U!



  712. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she yook a ruler to bed to see how she slept



  713. Yo poppa's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, when she went to the cinemas she thought they were actually selling a ‘free willy’.
    Yo momma so stupid, she thought an IQ test was only for pupils!

    U might not get the 2nd one…



  714. m's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly that when she looked out her car window people ask ” was any1 else hurt in the accident



  715. emanei's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought dickies was condoms for kids



  716. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, she looked at a box of orange juice for 4 days because it said concentrate



  717. ad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so cheap the other day i saw her chasing the garbage truck with her food list…



  718. Joey's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so balck and her teeth is so yellow dat she looks like the pittsburg Steelers helmet



  719. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupit she sat on da tv n watched the couch



  720. Ryan andrews's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid that when she saw the sign under 17 not allowed, she went and got 16 friends



  721. mario's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly MC Hammer is now rich b cuz of her



  722. jansport's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dirty i open her front door and i already have herpes



  723. mario's Momma Joke:

    my joke is kinda stupid



  724. josh's Momma Joke:

    your momma don;t even got fingers talking about shes gonna press charges



  725. bianca's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she could not find the right chair for her



  726. bianca's Momma Joke:

    my cusins mom is so ugly they ask my cusin are u adopted



  727. bianca's Momma Joke:

    my cusins mom is so fat they ask my cusin are u adopted



  728. daniella's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish



  729. Mag's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she puts lipstick on her head to make-up her mind



  730. Mag's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so bald people can see whats on her mind



  731. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat people think that her shado is the moon



  732. Allen chen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that people think that the sun wint down



  733. walter's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she tryed to press chargers she pressed to hard



  734. saif ali's Momma Joke:

    yomomma is like a vacuum she suck any thing she can put in her mouth



  735. brenda ashley's Momma Joke:

    you momma loves her men for one nasty reason there****



  736. lil'sammie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she tried to have sex with a skinny man she ended up makin him suffa cate from her fat ass that covers the mans whole body



  737. brenda ashley's Momma Joke:



  738. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny when a wolf tried to eat her he did not have no meat



  739. monica.m's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb she asked what is the number of 911



  740. monica.m's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she made michael jackson look like brad pitt



  741. joe bird's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dumb she is just dumb



  742. Richard edwards's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so poor that when a robber went in her house they left money



  743. Richard edwards's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid that her exam in the lake because she wanted to test the water



  744. Richard edwards's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly she look worst then when chris beat up rihanna



  745. dalonte.w's Momma Joke:

    jdksjfijdjfhgkfhfguhvnfhfmfhfgfdkf



  746. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so fat when she wore camaflage and walked down the street, people said: ‘”The army’s come to town!”



  747. u gay homo's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas hair is so short she curls it with rice!



  748. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she used diet soap when she took a shower



  749. kevin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so skinny she can dodge rain drops



  750. kevin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she look like emily



  751. YoU ThINk YoU KnOw Me's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when shewas getting baptized your priest had go dsea world to get her baptized



  752. anthony's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor her welcom mat says “wel”



  753. ari's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed they put blankets over the pacific ocean



  754. jokes's Momma Joke:

    not (moma joke) i heard your so gay that you joined the football team just to slap other guys butts



  755. jokes's Momma Joke:

    hfyfjihxzdtiajdxyfhf fi hgsdhfsdnfhsdf dsyfusnfnds gd bvcgaf efehf



  756. jokes's Momma Joke:

    try saying toy bolt or toy boats 5 times fast



  757. Jayda's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that when she ate skittles she broke the rainbow.



  758. Jayda's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT THE LAST TIME SHE SAW 90210 WAS WHEN SHE STEPPED ON A SCALE!!



  759. Jayda's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON A TOLIET AND THE TOLIET SAID, “abc 123, GET YOUR FAT BUT OFF OF ME!!



  760. Jayda's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE PUT ON A WHITE DRESS , JUMPED OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUIILDING, AND A LITTLE GIRL SAID, ” MOMMY! THE M00N IS FALLING!!



  761. Jayda's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE STEPPED ON A SCALE TO SEE HOW MUCH WEIGHED AND IT SAID, 2 BEE CONTINUED!!!



  762. Jayda's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO CHINA T0WN, JACKIE CHAN SCREAMED, “L000000K! IT’S G000000WWWWWUDZILLAA!!!!!!!!!!!!”



  763. gin&haz's Momma Joke:

    your mama soooooooooo fat she aint my dadz dik instead ov a kebab roll.



  764. gin&haz's Momma Joke:

    ur momma looksz like my momma



  765. gin&haz's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS SO FAT , WHEN SHE WALKED IN DA PARTY EVERY SED DERES KOOL-AID! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



  766. gin&haz's Momma Joke:

    hey ur mommas so fat wen dey so her in woodgreen dey called the city of gods.



  767. jimmy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor after she uses the toilet paper she hangs it up to dry!!



  768. jimmy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor her face is on the food stamp card!



  769. jimmy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor she cant even afford to go to the free clinic



  770. jimmy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so gressy people call her the mcdonalds grill!!



  771. Landon's Momma Joke:

    in your mouth down your throat make u choke wash it down wit cherry coke



  772. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat that when a bus full of whight kids go buy she says hay stop that twinki



  773. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    youtr moms is so dum she was scared that she would get aids from a cool aid pack!!!



  774. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so dum when she jumped out the window she went UP!!!



  775. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so hairy she scares CHUBACA away!!!



  776. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur moma is so stupid when u were born with hair on ur head she yelled I HAVE CHUBACA!!!!



  777. YO MOMMA KING's Momma Joke:

    YO MOM IS SO DUM SHE THOUGHT MASTURBATION WAS A KUNG FU TEACHER



  778. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat her rolls cover her man coc



  779. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when i told her to act her shoe size, she died



  780. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momas like a rail road track gets laid all over the country



  781. sebass's Momma Joke:

    yo momas like homedepot 12 cents a screw



  782. Midhogman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car!!



  783. Midhogman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she voted gorge bush back in!!



  784. Midhogman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order!!



  785. Midhogman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she thought the sun was a yellow m&m



  786. Gage's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  787. fat's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to the theatre she sat by EVRYONE!!



  788. heaven's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fake 95% of her is reyclable



  789. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly, she put the boogy man out a buisiness



  790. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo butterz she lookz like chuckythe bride



  791. Mr spanky's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat her stomache has the size of the colloseum !!!



  792. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is has one toe n one knee so they call her tony



  793. unkn0wn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she wake Up the sun go down



  794. Nadine's Momma Joke:

    Hi, http://www.thebestyomommajokes.com - da best. Keep it going!



  795. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumm she thuot v8 was a spachel halliday



  796. kiki's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she on both sides of the family



  797. #1 jokester's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is like a screendoor 3 bangs and shes loose haha =]



  798. #1 jokester's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is like a doorknob everyone gets a turn at her haha =)



  799. #1 jokester's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stupid she threw a ball at da floor and missed haha =)



  800. lebronjames's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like a bubbel gum machine 25 cents a blow



  801. cassiebby:)'s Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so fat she can’t float in space



  802. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so a blind man wont date her



  803. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly a blind man wont date her



  804. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she drives a greyhound for a mini van



  805. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she floss wit a jumprope



  806. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she shit chocolate!



  807. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she make a crackhead look fat



  808. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she made obese the new skinny



  809. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stank she scare tha skunks



  810. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she make wesley snipes look light skinned



  811. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat and stupid she thought ABC stood for “always be chewing”



  812. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma house so dirty tha roaches won’t enter



  813. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid her man said he wanted foreplay so she invited two more friends.



  814. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she turned tha gun to shoot her self she put bullet holes in the mirror



  815. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma gets so drunk you gotta be 21 to drink her breast milk.



  816. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she got malnourished from breastfeeding.



  817. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she tried to put on a shirt that said “one size fits all” and the shirt said “not you bitch!”



  818. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she set a guiness record for world’s worst face!



  819. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so broke her wallet had to wear a cast for six weeks.



  820. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she bought a dress with spaghetti straps and poured sauce on the outfit



  821. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat ronald mc donald is her top friend on myspace.



  822. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she shower at tha carwash.



  823. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she made a splash in tha ocean and caused a drought



  824. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she went to an all u can eat buffet and didnt get full.



  825. blaque cherrie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she danced and caused a earthquake!



  826. tough gang's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old that she was an exgirlfriend of jesus



  827. _-Jꧧì¡íçà-_'s Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid, she drove her car just to go to her neighbors house.



  828. lool's Momma Joke:

    ur soo blick ur mum thought u was shit when she gave birth to u



  829. lool's Momma Joke:

    ur mum so fat she downloaded cheats for wii fit



  830. Yo andrews so fat's Momma Joke:

    yo andrews so fat, when he stepped on a scale, the scale said, “1 person at a time please.”



  831. glenn's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so dumd dat she dumd



  832. Jaydee's Momma Joke:

    Suepiorr thinking demonstrated above. Thanks!



  833. Emeline's Momma Joke:

    I was looking everywhere and this popped up like ntohnig!



  834. Alyn's Momma Joke:

    Back in scohol, I’m doing so much learning.



  835. Idalee's Momma Joke:

    More posts of this quatily. Not the usual c***, please



  836. Connie's Momma Joke:

    Knwolgede wants to be free, just like these articles!



  837. Delonte's Momma Joke:

    Good points all aronud. Truly appreciated.



  838. Amber's Momma Joke:

    Very valid, pithy, suiccnct, and on point. WD.



  839. Tilly's Momma Joke:

    Thank you so much for this aritlce, it saved me time!



  840. Hessy's Momma Joke:

    Aritcles like this make life so much simpler.



  841. BenUnenimot's Momma Joke:

    Hi guys,
    Can you help me to find most popular dating sites: mens, womens, teens.
    With best regards



  842. BenUnenimot's Momma Joke:

    Your welcome everyone,
    Help me to find popular dating sites: mens, womens, teens.
    Thanks



  843. Outrakvat's Momma Joke:

    Hello,
    Please, help me to find the good dating sites.
    I need links on dating sites.
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