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607 Yo Momma Jokes in “April 2010 Yo Momma Jokes”



  1. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb, she can’t even loose her mind.



  2. megan rood's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she steped on a scale and it said bitch lose some weight



  3. jarret's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she asked u what idk means and u said i dont know so she said awww man no body knows



  4. greg mears's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas feet are so big when she stepped in the ocean it caused a tsnami



  5. Mer.c's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so tall she done a back flip and kicked jesus in the chin



  6. jarret's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so bald u could see wut iz on hur mind



  7. michelle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar bill and squeezed a bugar out of George Washington’s nose



  8. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she got locked in a bathroom and almost peed on herself



  9. best's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so easy a caveman can do her



  10. Pero's Momma Joke:

    mom is so ugly, when she was born they put her in an incubator with tinted windows.



  11. Bayasgalan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat when she jumped in the ocean a whale came up and said “we are family even though your bigger than me



  12. Bacon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so old she sat next to Jesus in third grade



  13. Baconton's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so ugly she looks like you



  14. Sanchir Bold's Momma Joke:

    Yo mums are so dumb they are dumber than me



  15. Amarsanaa's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she weighs 2 kilos more than me (she wieghs 198k)



  16. Bataa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat



  17. Name's Momma Joke:

    NAme



  18. Gay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s sooooooo gay Sanchir



  19. Sanchir Bold's Momma Joke:

    My mama’s so ugly you’ll burn your eye’s looking at her



  20. Sanchir Bold's Momma Joke:

    I am gay alright



  21. juan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a hardware store 5 cents a screw



  22. tdubl's Momma Joke:

    Ya mama so black, if she put on yellow lipstick she look like a cheeseburger.



  23. A CLASS's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a gardener, she always diggin for a root



  24. Tony's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old that she was the first doller menu



  25. Tony's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid that during a drive by they told her to get down so she started dancing



  26. Tony's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb she sat on the t.v. to watch the couch



  27. Tony's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that when jesus said let ther be light he was telling her move bitch



  28. Tony's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so hairy that when she climbed a ladder people thought she was king kong



  29. Tony's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that when she went to nw york and put on a black dress so people thought there was a power out



  30. Tony's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dark that when she eats a twinky she has to where two white gloves so she doesn’t eat her fingers



  31. samantha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat people fell in a hole in the ground every time she took a step.



  32. devon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes



  33. aleixs's Momma Joke:

    new life



  34. Avery B.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so stupid she walked into an antique store and said whats new



  35. tiffany pope's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty she poured salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!!



  36. logan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s teeth are so crooked, everytime she smiles it looks like she’s throwing out gang signs.



  37. get sum's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy that her boobs have afros



  38. marsha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has to take a bath in a yacht



  39. Bradley's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy when you got born you almost died from carpet burn



  40. Emma shaw's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she sat down she bonce back up lol



  41. Emma smith's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she sat down she bonce back up lol



  42. matthew's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat when she goes swimming with whales they all start singing we are family



  43. J B FEE FEE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS SO OLD SHE LEFT HER PURSE ON NOAHS ARK!!



  44. Dalton Englund's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat jupiter is considered the second biggest thing in the universe



  45. Dalton E.'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so hairy they relate her to orangitangs



  46. Dalton E.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old she knew adam and eve in kindergarten



  47. Dalton E.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so stupid she went to the clippers game and said “i want a manicure and a hair trim”



  48. Dalton E.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old, she witnessed the big bang theory.



  49. Dalton E's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, her belt size is 100 lightyears.



  50. Dalton E's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, she can speak whale, elephant, and rhino.



  51. Dalton E.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid, she got locked out of her motorcycle.



  52. Dalton E.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid, she thought tupac shakir was a jewish holiday.



  53. Dalton E.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, she could lay down and she’d cover the atlantic and the pacific ocean.



  54. Dalton E.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old, she knew jesus in his 20’s



  55. Dalton E.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old, She remembers the time when thomas jefferson became president



  56. Dalton E.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hairy, her cousins are all in the ape family.



  57. Dalton E.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, we can tell weight watchers wasn’t watching her wieght.



  58. Dalton E.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so ugly, the farmer had to take her to the barn thinking he lost a pig.



  59. Dalton E.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so black, she can rob a bank at night with no clothes and nobody would see her.



  60. Dalton E.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, the elephants has her as the number 1 record for the biggest elephant in the world.



  61. Dalton E.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so white, they painted her with white alp and she still looked the same color.



  62. Dalton E.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, McDonalds happen to have her as the number 1 customer.



  63. Freedom's Flame's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a light switch, when you push up it turns her on.



  64. Dalton E.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old, she has a yearbook of everybody in the old testament bible.



  65. Freedom's Flame's Momma Joke:

    OWNAGE!!!!



  66. crap's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so white it looks like your dads cummed all over her



  67. Kuby's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas is so stupid i saw her shouting in an envelope
    and i asked her wat she was doing and she said sending voice mail



  68. Denova's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb, that she tried to drown a fish.



  69. Denova's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb, that she fell up the stairs.



  70. Denova's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly, that when you brought her to the zoo, the zoo keeper said “Thanks for bringing her back.”



  71. Denova's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly, that she have to sneak up the mirror.



  72. Denova's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, that when she wore a yellow jacket and walk by the street, someone called for a taxi.



  73. Denova's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb, that she climbed over a glass wall just to look on the other side.



  74. Denova's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, that when she jump for joy, she got stuck.



  75. Denova's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, that she is the cause of global warming.



  76. Denova's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so nerdy, she killed a person and said “Where is my EXP?”



  77. fabrice's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat even dora cant explore her



  78. fabrice's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so she got fired for throwing all the w’s away in the m&m factory



  79. Kamal Porter Scott lake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried to grab the moon



  80. ..::Z*A*C::..'s Momma Joke:

    ..::Yo momma so old when she went to school there was no history



  81. ..::Z*A*C::..'s Momma Joke:

    ..::Yo momma so old when she was in school, there was no history class::..



  82. yo yo yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, she has to use airplanes as toothpicks



  83. qwerty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb that she put a quarter in a parking meter and wasted two hours waiting for a gumball



  84. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so lucky that she dug into a hole one time and found the holy grail



  85. yo yo yo mama qwerty Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama gets so mad so easily, that when John Lennon was killed, she tried committing suicide



  86. cierra's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning



  87. Mario's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so greasy she got a full time job at ihop because she sweats syrup and butter



  88. lil mez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dry when she goes skiing down hill her feet make fire



  89. side effects of clomid's Momma Joke:

    Valuable thoughts and advices. I read your topic with great interest.



  90. logz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fa when she asked for a water bed they pu a giant blanke over the ocean



  91. regina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped in to the air and got stuck



  92. jennee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she was waling to the store the store shut down



  93. regina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow even in a black and white picture its yellow



  94. odell's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she made ice age



  95. Stephanie Chamorro's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat.. when people hear her beeper they think shes backing up.



  96. Stephanie Chamorro's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got fired from the banana factory for throwing away all the bent ones



  97. Stephanie Chamorro's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s just like a christmas tree, everyone hangs ther balls on her



  98. Stephanie Chamorro's Momma Joke:

    im sorry i can’t talk about your mama like that…..shucks! i dont even know the man



  99. Stephanie Chamorro's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly when she looked in the mirror bloody mary killed herself again



  100. Stephanie Chamorro's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s just like a t.v. even a 2 year old can turn her on



  101. Stephanie Chamorro's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she thought that lil’ wayne was a road for midgets



  102. Stephanie Chamorro's Momma Joke:

    i cant say nothin about your mama….her face ugly face says it all



  103. Ben's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black that they have to put the camera onn night vision.



  104. regina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she comited suicid by jumping off a curb



  105. regina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupied she got hit by a parkedd car



  106. regina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals



  107. regina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles fell out



  108. regina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat jesue had to bring her to hell becaus her spirt was to big



  109. regina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her pants size is b***h lose some weight



  110. regina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she though wu tang was an african orange drink



  111. regina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made blind kids cry



  112. regina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat someone stabed her and she said is you pock me one more time



  113. regina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like the sun stare at her to long you will go blined



  114. regina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy bigfoot takes pics of her



  115. buy diflucan's Momma Joke:

    Thank you! You often write very interesting articles. You improved my mood.



  116. regina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she pass the tv i missed 5 shows



  117. regina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she thought young money was a compeny for peple with little



  118. regina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat and lasy people jog for her



  119. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Regina you momma so old we asked her was she there when the pres. born



  120. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow it makes a car stop



  121. Yanna's Momma Joke:

    yo mommaa so stupid i stepped on a cigeret bud and she said who turnt the heateer off



  122. sabrina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say…TAXI!!



  123. sabrina's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest,they said “Sorry, no professionals.



  124. $@M W@$ H3R3's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she layed on the beach all the little kids surrounded her and screamed FREE WILLY!



  125. Haider Ali's Momma Joke:

    Ure Mommo is so stupid she had to fill a appliication form she wrote her name her age and sex she wrote modays wednesdays and fridays



  126. Haider Ali's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma Is So Tall She Makes The Eiffel Tower Look Short



  127. Haider Ali's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Hairy She Makes King Kong Look BOLD



  128. Haider Ali's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So OLD She Used To PLay Bingo Wiv Jesus



  129. Haider Ali's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s Fanny Is So Greasy I Can Fry Chips On Them



  130. Haider Ali's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Ugly She Went Into A Haunted House And Came Out Wiv A Job Application



  131. Haider Ali's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma Is So Ugly That When you brought her to the zoo the zoo keeper said “Thanks for bringing her back



  132. Zoya Hussain's Momma Joke:

    yo momma children are so hot i can frie chips and fish on em



  133. Zoya Hussain's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she makes the worlds fattest person luk thin



  134. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs



  135. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ]o mamma so fat her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs



  136. jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed



  137. none of yr buisness bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sank the titanic



  138. Hahah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dum she tripped over a wireless controller



  139. stan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when jesus said let their be light she was their to flip the switch



  140. LisaaCee1''s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so dumb she got hit by a parked car



  141. LisaaCee1''s Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma’s So Supid She Sold Her Car For Petrol Money!



  142. lil cholo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma got one big titty and one small titty, people call her Biggie Smalls



  143. Jeff's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dark, the difference between her and midnight is 11:59



  144. charley's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she was walking down the street and there were pigs 4 sale and she bought 1 and then stared walking down the street and some dude said hay to the pig were did you get that girl and the pig said best buy 99%off



  145. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck



  146. Momma Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so nasty, even Tiger Woods won’t sleep with her



  147. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s like a gum machine. 5pence per blow



  148. asheligh berry's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s like a gum machine. 5pence ber blow



  149. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your so ugly



  150. josh ash's Momma Joke:

    your momma licked my hairy arss lol



  151. tom rodger's Momma Joke:

    im a little ginger leperachaun with a small penius ha



  152. Austin strawser's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat they use her as a 99% sign at target



  153. pranay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick others fingers!!



  154. hursh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short u can c her feet in her drivers license!



  155. pranay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she does backflips under her bed



  156. jazzy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she made reshbusha look skinny



  157. 505050's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like spoiled milk fat & chunky



  158. 505050's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short she has to slam dunk her bus fare



  159. mike's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat… o daz it shes just fat



  160. Geeman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that i tried 2 have sex with her and got lost for 3 days



  161. mike's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat God had to put her in hell cuz he couldnt pick up her spirit



  162. chris's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, I missed 3 of my shows when she walked in front of the TV.



  163. Tyler's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly i saw her in the Thriller music video.



  164. jackie's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat



  165. lasix side effects's Momma Joke:

    I liked it. So much useful material. I read with great interest.



  166. kiman315's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma so fat i slapped her side and rode the wave



  167. kiman315's Momma Joke:

    ur daddy so stupid he stuck his d@#$ in the frezzer trying to get hard



  168. JAYDEE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY WHEN YO DADDY HAD SEX WITH HER HE DIED



  169. uyrts's Momma Joke:

    dthfwgvbye



  170. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly shes not even hot if she catches on fire



  171. Makayla BABEY's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma got a glass eye with a fish in it



  172. popopopopopopyourmom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old her dreams are in black and white



  173. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    @popopopopopopyourmom your joke was fake and gay



  174. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    @Anonymous shut up you troll



  175. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat, she like a bowling ball, she rolls, and everything in her path falls



  176. cidney's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she was babysitting jesus



  177. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma such a fail, she fails



  178. latrell's Momma Joke:

    yomomma so fat her size is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000



  179. tyler chapman's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she fell down and rocked her self to sleep trying to get back up



  180. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    vhgghggjhbg i’m not



  181. Yo momma so nasty's Momma Joke:

    brock



  182. davonte littlejohn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so small she plays basketball with a coco puff



  183. dj's Momma Joke:

    youer mommy so stupid that she sat on the tv whatchin the choah



  184. dj's Momma Joke:

    youer mommy so stuped she sall a yellow cap and siad follow that trekey



  185. domanetrio littlejohn's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor when i saw her walking down the street with 1 shoe on I asked her did she lose a shoe she said nope just found 1



  186. SHAMOO by: joolz's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat dat every time she seesshamoo she says hi mother hi father



  187. carter fleming's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so bent shes as bent as a roundabout



  188. slippydeeuppy's Momma Joke:

    well to crisps were walking down a road and a car pulls upand says wanna lift they reply nooo were walkers!



  189. toofunny:):):)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is that old her breast milk is like powder



  190. laddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she uses a matress as a tanpon



  191. snaggle puss.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommma.



  192. cipro dosage's Momma Joke:

    Are you a professional journalist? You write very well.



  193. angelica's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet her pise went trough it



  194. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat she eat ur dog



  195. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    tj is so fat he eat his own dog and said it ran away



  196. tako's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when hse went to sit in a theatre she sat next to everyone



  197. Ava.W's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she got run over by a parked car!! :)



  198. Rebecca.L's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so hairy she shaved her armpits and lost 50 pounds!! :P



  199. Ava.W's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor that once i saw her kicking a can in the street and asked ‘wot u doing?’ she said ‘moving house’ :)



  200. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ben that is like sooo racist



  201. tazz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so big she can’t fit in a chat room



  202. Ruckus's Momma Joke:

    yo mommaz teeth are so yellow her tonsils wear sunglasses!



  203. monquie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama on crack



  204. aidan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat ripleys cant beilive it



  205. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to see how long she slept



  206. aidan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat dora cant explor her



  207. aidan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black she drinks water and pisses coffe



  208. aidan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so bad she got fired from a blowjob



  209. Ish's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, Bin Laden is hiding between her buttcheeks.



  210. qwfrilpp1223's Momma Joke:

    gobuz.livejournal.com - ????????, ??????, ???????????, ??????, ????, ????, ????, ????, ?????, ????, ???? - ??? ???!



  211. sophieeee's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so stupid, she got tangled yp in a cordless telephone



  212. regina's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she went to sea world to get baptized



  213. marissa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she bent over and i sat on her along with other people



  214. marissa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she laid down AT THE BEACH AND EVERYONE RAN AROUND HER SAYING FREE WILLY HA HA L O L !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  215. malik's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tryed to make cookies out of playdoue



  216. unknown's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat on her way to Mcdonald’s she tripped on Wendy’s and fell on Burger King



  217. unknown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and almost starved 2 death



  218. andrez's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she has 3 eyes the mans be like eye eye eye



  219. andrez klok's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor I asked ha wat we havinq 4 dinner she said spaggetti and meatballs no homo and I said let mii get some and she gave mii shoe laces and rocks lolx



  220. dude's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stupid instead of doing poo in da toilet she did poo in da sink



  221. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ya momma is so dirty she was givinqqq lobsters in red lobster



  222. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo ma is so poor 4 ya birthday she got u a box she put a x on it and spined that shit and said hears ya xbox360



  223. unknown's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is sooo fat she fell in love and broke it



  224. unknown's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stupid she drives a peanut



  225. unknown's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so poor she drives a peanut



  226. Ben's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat she mistook a toilet for a cookie



  227. maria and alice's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she went to the beach allthe whales jumped out the water and sang “WE ARE FAMILY!”



  228. jamie's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so old she farts dust



  229. Harry Davies's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so stupid she paid the robber not to take her money.



  230. Harry's Momma Joke:

    Your mums so fat she stepped on the scales and her phone number came up.



  231. Yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so stupid that when they knocked at her door and said let me in she opened the door and pulled her pants down!!! :)



  232. blake's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat shes fater than my cat



  233. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    234567890- thats twinkle yo momma



  234. martin leon's Momma Joke:

    (936)332-1370



  235. martin leon's Momma Joke:

    NO WAY!!!!!!!!!



  236. Martin leon's Momma Joke:

    Ya WAY!!!!!!!



  237. Blayke"s Yo momma's Jokes's Momma Joke:

    Okayy.. this is not actually a joke BUT blayke needs a guyy so anybosy single out there in this round lookin’ yo momma world!!! HEE HEE HEE (Seriously)



  238. Rosieeeeee3333333's Momma Joke:

    I need a +
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  239. Rosie said that blaykes said's Momma Joke:

    I need a
    ma8n…+
    call.mmee (936)572 not gonna happen



  240. Blayke likes these kind of guys's Momma Joke:

    DREW
    KYLE
    Tyler G.
    Tristan G.
    DIMRIC
    MARTIN
    and Yo Momma



  241. MickeyyyLee(='s Momma Joke:

    Hey guys….i need a hot sexy dude in my life…call me!!! 936-332-8980….jk



  242. Blayke's Momma Joke:

    I need MY MOTHERRRR!!!
    NO WAAAY!!!>>>



  243. Blaykee's Momma Joke:

    pooped in yo momma’s bed



  244. martin lo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is a hoe



  245. martin lo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is a hoe



  246. Qajlicious's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat, she sat on a dollar and a booger came out of george washingtons nose!:P



  247. ???'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she passed by the T.V. and I missed the whole season.



  248. Emilio's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she cant even get through the front door!



  249. katelyn's Momma Joke:

    This is hard!
    Your mom is hard!
    Really? Cuz your mom wasn’t!!!



  250. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA POOPED ON MY DADDY



  251. kaitlynnn's Momma Joke:

    what did you do last night?
    your mom



  252. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    my paper is so freaking easy!
    i think its really hard
    you know whats hard?
    what?
    Your dad last night!



  253. Josestar's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade



  254. Keely's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so short, you can see her feet in her drivers license! (:



  255. LOLJOKES's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she makes MChammer look rich.



  256. Landen Leftwich's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat dora the explorer cant explore her



  257. Landen Leftwich's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she makes precious look like a tic tac



  258. Landen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she entered the ugly contest and they said no professionals.



  259. Landen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has more rolls than the towns bakery



  260. Landen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought a fruit punch was a gay boxer



  261. Landen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid I SAID TAKE OUT THE TRASH and she started walking



  262. Landen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sat on walmart and lowered th prices



  263. Landen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat god couldent lift her spirits



  264. Landen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she tried to steal a fake apple



  265. Landen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she went to the drycleaners to dryclean her panties they said no curtains



  266. Landen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she broke the family tree



  267. Landen's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of her family



  268. ?s??s?p ?u???? ? s? ?l???? ?nlq 1's Momma Joke:

    ?s??s?p ?u???? ? s? ?l???? ?nlq 1



  269. Your's Momma Joke:

    with me alot ?s??s?p ?u???? ? s? ?l???? ?nlq 1



  270. p]oooooooooooooooo's Momma Joke:

    o
    ‘



  271. ?????????????????'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a toilet and the toilet A B C D E F G GET UR FAT ASS OFF OF ME



  272. dajon's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she walked into a restaurant looked at the menu and said i’m ready



  273. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she got in the ocean spain claimed her as the new world



  274. nObODY's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so nasty that when she submitted an aplication for prostitution they said she was 2 overqualified



  275. dishes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor on chrisrmas the only present she get is today!! Burrrrrrrrrrrr!!!1



  276. Adrien's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly she have to put her head in a cookie jar.



  277. dishes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried to donate a pair of binoculars to weight watchers



  278. Adrien's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly when she look out the window she start moaning and got asserted



  279. dishes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she fell in lovee and brok it



  280. pitbull's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty shesang the song big green tractor begause thats her meals on wheels



  281. atv's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is like an escalade big black and can fit 6 construction workers inside



  282. minenhle k's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma looks like pratish



  283. ariel's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she had to bungee jump out of bed



  284. Elizabeth + Bailey :)'s Momma Joke:

    Bailey is so retarded that she put lipstick on her forhead…

    Do you know why???

    She had a tough question and she had to make up her mind!



  285. sucker's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she told you these yo mamma jokes



  286. kennedy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she has to wake up in layers



  287. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO HAIRY THE ONLY LANGUAGE SHE SPEAKS IS WOOKIE!!!! BURN MAN BURN BURN BABY BURN



  288. Sophia Chartrand's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.



  289. christian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped into the kitty pool and she caused hurricane Katrina



  290. ryan's Momma Joke:

    ure momma so ugly she makes the unions cry



  291. ryan's Momma Joke:

    youre mom so short she jump of the curb and comided suicede



  292. Your mama so old that she sat next to Jesus in the 3rd grade!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Joel’s



  293. Joelewis's's's's's Momma Joke:

    I want to be a game designer after the army



  294. Tim Burnet's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she went in to walmart she lowerd the prices



  295. Darius Rain's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat, she mad the statue of liberty look like a Christmas tree ornament



  296. Darius Rain's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, she used Rob’s fantasy factory’s “worlds largest skate board” asa roller blade to fit her fat foot on it



  297. Darius Rain's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor, wen she droped her peeny down the sewer she said “there goes our rent”



  298. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that when ever she walk she say theres alout of ants and that was all of asia



  299. thecakeisalie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thinks fly spray makes you fly



  300. Duke's Momma Joke:

    Yomomma so fat wen she fart the earth moves!!!



  301. someone ur nt's Momma Joke:

    these jokes are sooooo lame



  302. your mum's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old her breast milk is powderd



  303. eric's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like home hardware… 10 cents a screw!



  304. Fatboy123's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she returned a donut cause it had a hole in the middle!!! LOL



  305. Big Cruz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid when i told her that her birthday was right around the corner she went out looking for it!!!



  306. b@mbiie's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so white, she cries milk and farts chalk.



  307. alan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat bob the builder said we cant fix that



  308. harmonie's Momma Joke:

    yo momas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter



  309. harmonie's Momma Joke:

    you momas so poor to get chicken nugets she got a chicken and cut off its nugets



  310. harmonie's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so big she went out side in a yellow t shirt and some one yelled taxi cab!



  311. harmonie's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so poor when i rung the door bell she said ring



  312. harmonie's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat her blood type is rockey road



  313. harmonie's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car!



  314. tyler smith's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out!



  315. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb that she thought dickies was a condom for kids



  316. Gadeesha Fernando From Sri Lanka's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she saw a robbery went to the police station and dialled 911



  317. Jeff cole's Momma Joke:

    Ya Momma Is like a Vaccum cleaner, she sucks, shes blows, then she gets laid in the closet!



  318. Ygor Pereira's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so stupid she stuck a batterie up her ass and said I got the power!



  319. Ygor Pereira's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so dirty when it was raining she became white!(She was black)



  320. Ygor Pereira's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat she makes the sun look skinny!



  321. Ygor Pereira's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat when superman hit the sky a roof fell and it fell on her then she went rolling and bouncing down a hill and crashed into the krusty krab and Mr.Krabs said what the beeep!!! and spongebob said hey thats what i did when i had the suds!



  322. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty the used her for the jurasike park move sound afects



  323. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty she made all the sins



  324. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she turned madusa to stone



  325. Mahdi Ahmed's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Black, She Looks Like Rakib



  326. kirtlon sanders's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so white she maker jack frost jealous



  327. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she thought a joke was funny.



  328. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she was going to disney world she saw a sign that said Disney world “LEFT” she went back home.



  329. saul's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so big she triped over wal-mart, k-mart and landed on TARGET.



  330. g's Momma Joke:

    f



  331. g's Momma Joke:

    frtu



  332. rhenashlynn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she stepped on a scale it was your phone number



  333. jussakabob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly, that shes so ugly hahahhahhah!
    yeah , i know its not funny or it maks no sense, wait i got one
    yo mama’s teeth is so yellow, that the sun got jealous!
    does it maks sense now?
    kay bye?!



  334. lhasa apso's Momma Joke:

    woof woof woof woof woof woof wooof
    translation - yo mama is so hairy, animal control came too get her!

    woof woof!



  335. t's Momma Joke:

    time to get a hair cut



  336. Coby's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she was babtised in the ocean and still needed water



  337. kadar's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got baptised in gravy



  338. Aj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty they made them eat her on fear factor



  339. aj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone



  340. ben's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat evry step she take its hati all over again



  341. ithug's Momma Joke:

    yomoma so stupid she tryed to put M&Ms in alphabetical order



  342. None of your buisness!'s Momma Joke:

    But hey, i wanted a comeback, christ, i’s just wipe it off your momma’s chin…



  343. soe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s teeth is so yellow i can’t blieve is not better!



  344. name's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid



  345. clark's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so skinny she hula hops with a cherriro



  346. ?????????????????'s Momma Joke:

    your mamas so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved



  347. dude's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  348. yoyoyo's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so dumb she sold money to be rich



  349. dude's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so weird because she had u lol jk jk



  350. dude's Momma Joke:

    this a good joke: you mamas so hot the sun got jeaouls



  351. guy's Momma Joke:

    the ?????? guy and up are good ones lol



  352. emma's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat that when she goes to the boor she can not fit and she have to sleep outside



  353. aviona's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo fat that she have to take some butter to get out the boor



  354. Jarah Brown's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly she looked out her window and got arrested for Indecent Exposure.



  355. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so supid she stole a free sample



  356. Ta$hReEq's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so old Ripley’s can’t believe it!



  357. Diamond's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so black he make the acde of spades look white



  358. derek thomas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooo fat her picture fell off the wall



  359. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor i saw her kicking a can dwon the street and i said wat she was doin she said moving



  360. dude's Momma Joke:

    i meant down lol sorry peeps



  361. minimized risks's Momma Joke:

    Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?



  362. Moni(:'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro!



  363. dishes's Momma Joke:

    burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it



  364. pickletothetickle's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid, that she littered in the garbage.
    Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
    Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff



  365. Ms's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she came to earth she killed the dinosaurs



  366. Ms's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so raciest she thought mexicans drove in taco shaped ice cream trucks



  367. jose's Momma Joke:

    huujhj



  368. jose's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,she broke her leg and gravy poured out



  369. jose's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor,i saw her kicking a can across the street and i said[what are you doing]she said moving



  370. Erick's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said “why are you wasting my time?”



  371. jose duarte's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb, she meet smith the football player in her dreams



  372. jose duarte's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old[i said act your own age]-she died



  373. jose duarte's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she made right gurd turn left.



  374. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    why does yo momma laff as she runs acrossthe field? cuz the grass tickles her balls=also a short joke



  375. irma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,people jog around her for exersicing



  376. irma duarte's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,she could’nt fit in the car



  377. irma duarte's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old , i told her to act her own age she died



  378. steven sanchez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupit run out nacat and she sied i got the paower



  379. irma duarte's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she broke her legs and gray pouned out



  380. steven sanchez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama go to the store to buy baderes and she i got the paower



  381. irma duarte's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she said my name is pancho i live in a rancho i kick it with my homes and eat some nachos



  382. irma duarte's Momma Joke:

    yo mama belly is so hire and it looks like a hole



  383. jailiene's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty i went 2 her house and asked her wats 4 dinner she layed on the table and open her legs and said crabs



  384. jailiene's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put 2 quarter in her ear and she thought she was listing 2 50 cents



  385. person's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, shes stupid



  386. a person from england's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, shes retarded
    yo mama so ugly when you were born the docter slaped her silly



  387. bitch's Momma Joke:

    ur mum and u are gay woth a trampp



  388. bruce hulley's Momma Joke:

    your momeris so fat that see needs a weel caire



  389. alex c's Momma Joke:

    yo moms so fat her belly gets home 5 minuets before she does



  390. du's Momma Joke:

    noth



  391. Max Cornejo's Momma Joke:

    Why did Tiger miss the cut last week?…………..his right hand was too tired.



  392. Delgadoy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat her ears have their own zip codes



  393. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she snuck on the bus and paid to get off



  394. bob's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so poor that when she eas kicking a can i guy asked what are you doing? She said im moving.



  395. nick's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat the only way to get her through a picture frame is to greese one side and put a twinnkie on the other side!



  396. nick's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so stupid the got locked in matress world and slept on the floor.



  397. lila bryon's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so old i took a picture of her last chrismas its still printing



  398. big b's Momma Joke:

    yo mom teeth so ungle it looks like sombody went boalling and made a strike



  399. chandeley the blacky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when i rang the door bell she checked the oven



  400. Luke Pettitt's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck



  401. theam ob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is poor she step on the world and she made 2012 happen



  402. chris grullon's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly shes gonna be the next freddie kuger on nightmare on elm street



  403. chris grullon's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she jumped off a cliff and commited suicide



  404. tyler james williams's Momma Joke:

    who likes watching every body hates chris?????????



  405. dishes's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she went to the dollar store and bought something she asked,”How much?”



  406. dishes's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid we were watching 2012 and as soon as it was finishing the previews she was like,”10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1;happy new year!”



  407. Zambi's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma has got three tounges and she talks like this like this like this!



  408. Zambi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so tall when she did a cartwheel she hit Jesus in the chin!



  409. Zambi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so hairy when she opened her legs and said Welcome to BUSH gardens



  410. fonzzy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old that she has an autographed copy of the bible.



  411. fonzzy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old thet she owes Jesus 3 dolars



  412. fonzzy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupis that when she signed up for GAMEFLY.COM, she threw her XBOX out the window



  413. Laura's Momma Joke:

    Ur mom is so old, she’s older than ur grandma.



  414. Best person EVER!!'s Momma Joke:

    When ur mom signed up for the ugly contest, the judges said, “Sorry no professionals.”



  415. Nigel the man's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie



  416. Nigel the man's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from getting into the YMCA was the doors



  417. justin sanchez's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so fat when she goes to disneyland little kids want to ride her



  418. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so stupied because she had u



  419. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your Momas teeth are so yellow she spits butter



  420. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat so went to the ocean in a blue bathing suit and a whale came up and said we are family



  421. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so smart she won a dumb contest



  422. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she went to the store and bought so batteries, stuck em up her butt and yelled “I got the POWER”



  423. Vanessa's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so nasty she has to pour salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh



  424. Vanessa's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she got fired from the m&m’s factory for throwing away all the w’s



  425. non ur bizz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooo slow a snail past her in the fast lane
    lol dat waz so stupid like ur mom



  426. rasim's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat i put a role a quarters in her navel and shit out my landry



  427. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma is so fat she fits on both sides of the family :):)



  428. Pay's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat the toilet said abc 123 get the f$/@ off me



  429. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so black she bleeds smoke



  430. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and go stuck



  431. gabrial50000's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat every time she turns around they give her a welcome back party



  432. camiya marlow's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor,yo momma so fat



  433. camiya marlow's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor



  434. camiya marlow's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly



  435. miya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid



  436. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas gums are so black she spits yoo-hoo



  437. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it everytime



  438. gabrial50000's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat every time she wears a red dress she looks like the coolaid man!



  439. cricket guy's Momma Joke:

    Ya mum so fat when she put on her x-files t-shirt a helicopter landed on her



  440. cricket guy's Momma Joke:

    ya mum so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  441. cricket guy's Momma Joke:

    ya mum is so fat she had 2 get baptized at sea world



  442. cricket guy's Momma Joke:

    ya mums so fat even dora couldnt explore her



  443. cricket guy's Momma Joke:

    ya mums so hairy she has afros on her nipples



  444. cricket guy's Momma Joke:

    Ya mums so fat when she hopped in the elevator it had 2 go down



  445. cricket guy-bryce's Momma Joke:

    Ya mum is so ugly ur dad first met her at the pound



  446. cricket guy-bryce's Momma Joke:

    btw ive just changed my username……Ya mum so fat she’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book!



  447. cricket guy-bryce's Momma Joke:

    Ya mum is so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!



  448. candice's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black they kicked her out of white castle



  449. Jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she couldn’t run for president



  450. Jesus's Momma Joke:

    if you don’t get this one then you don’t know about dirty stuff like dirty minds. Yo mama so stupid she put her head in a tree hole and thought she was raping a women



  451. Jesus's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid that when she had hair on her balls she thoguth she was a hermathadite.



  452. Jesus's Momma Joke:

    *thought* i had a typo and this is not a yo mama joke



  453. rourgisee's Momma Joke:

    I am very brand new to this type of community speak thing however Im enthusiastic to aid and learn a whole lot, I hope. In particular in respect health and wellbeing as well as the specific aspects of nourishment and in my instance working out.

    Anyhow, just simply saying howdy and hope to get along with for some time.



  454. samantha's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon



  455. samantha's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes



  456. mr.Francy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma`s ass is so dark that you can`t see it with nightvision



  457. mr.Francy's Momma Joke:

    this joke is for every litle men: yo momma smoke so mush weed that she thinks you are growing



  458. Jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat in outer space they got the name super giant(star) from her.



  459. Keyah's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she made a blind man cry



  460. Jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she gets in a car wreck the air bag comes from the buttom



  461. lenny's Momma Joke:

    ok



  462. lenny's Momma Joke:

    lol



  463. lenny's Momma Joke:

    these are all funny



  464. Cobie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumbshe brung a spoon to Super Bowl



  465. lenny's Momma Joke:

    ?



  466. maiya's Momma Joke:

    your mom so fat that when she goes to the bath room she cant sit on the tolitet



  467. Alvaro Dominguez's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so stupid she through a rock at the floor and missed



  468. Vincent W.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma house so small, that when we ordered a large pizza we haad to eat it outside.



  469. Vincent W.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so bald her braids look like stitches



  470. Cobie's Momma Joke:

    These are real tit



  471. Diamond mom's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom is so fat that she saw a yellow bus and said stop that twinkey



  472. Alyra's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat there was 3 beans on the table she said don’t be grety



  473. grabby's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she steps on a scale it says one person please



  474. yungkhaos's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat wen she got hit by a bus she said who thru that damn rock



  475. some guy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor when i saw her kicking a can in the street i said what yall doing she said moving



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