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Yo momma so ugly ur grandma kicked her out of da house and got charged 4 littering
TweetYo momma so fat when u travel the world u can still c her
TweetYo mommma so dumb she put paper on the t.v and called it paper view
TweetYo mamma so fat fazol montoyo had to travel the wold
TweetYo mama so fat she killed franky martinez wene he wazz born
TweetYo mamma faz was so stupid she bought a dounot and reaturned it and said it had a hole
Tweetyo mamma so hairy the only languge she can speak is wookie
Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought tupac shakur was a jewish holiday
Tweetyo momma so ghetto when she breastfeeds koolaid comes out
Tweetyo momma so fat she gotta pay taxes in both states
TweetYour Mammas so fat people jog around her for exercise!
TweetYour mammas soo fat, last christmas i took a picture of her and its still printing!
TweetYo moma so fat that she caused 911 by standing on the elevators.
Tweetyou’re mommas so fat that i think i’m an astronaught
Tweetyo momma is like a bottle of ketchup, she gets turned around, gets banged, and comes out slowly ¶:
Tweetyour mama is like a doorknob we all get a turn!
Tweetyour mama is like a doorknob we all get a turn!
Tweetyour mama is like a doorknob we all get a push
Tweetyour mama is so fat that she sucked the whole world into her bottomless bottom
Tweetyou mamais sooooooo old she owes (jesus) a dollar.
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Tweetyour mama is soooooooooooooooooooo o o o o o o p hp hph hph hph hph hph hph hph hph hph hhph hph hph hph hph
TweetYo mama is like a lightswitch, a three year old can turn her on
Tweetyo momma so fat she popped a bag of skittles
Tweetyo momma so tall she did a back flip and jesus in the face
Tweetyour momma so fat,when she did jumping jacks everyone said earthquack
Tweetyour mama so ugly,when she goes to the movies its rated “g” for gross
TweetYa mum is ugly that her birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
TweetALL UR MOMAS ARE SOOOO UGLY THAT SAITAN WOULDNT LET HER COME TO HELL
Tweetur mommas teeth are soo yellow that she has to brush them with a butter knife
Tweetyour mama so ugly,when she goes to the movies its rated “g” for gross
TweetYo mamma is so fat that when she turned around it was her birthday
Tweetyo mama so fat when she put on pants it said bitch loose some weight ,damn
Tweetyo mama so fat when she walked past the tv she missed 3 1 hour documentaries
Tweetyo mama so uggly a man who had just been saved by her from 59 years of slavery took his own life
Tweetyo…..mama……is so black…………..when she fell on the street a driver thought she was a part of the road
Tweetyo mama is so black when she was standing outside in a red shirt people thought she was a stop light
TweetYo mama is so black when Iturned the lights off I said bitch where the hell are ya
TweetYo mama is so black when Iturned the lights off I said bitch where the hell are ya
TweetYo mama is so black when Iturned the lights off I said bitch where the hell are ya
Tweet- the first image is a piece of art i would blow that one up big:) i also really love the sconed one gorgeous! very inspiring i love your work:)shelley
Tweet- Hi Tina. I used the 50mm/1.4 here and placed him dclietry in front of a window for both shots. In the first shot I’m between him and the window and in the second shot the window is dclietry behind him but there was another window about 5-6 feet to his left. He was 6 days old. Good luck with your shoot and congrats on your litte one!
TweetI LOVE LOVED your explanation of sipnkang last post. That is exactly how we do it too, and are 100% confident it is Biblical and worth the time it takes. We say if he doesn’t walk away smiling we did it wrong. That sounds so bizarre to some people, but sipnkang isn’t to make your kids mad and angry and pouty…it is to show them that they have crossed a boundary, bring them back, and restore the relationship.
Tweet- These are sooo cute! I wish more parents would try urban sisoesns for their 1 year old because these TOTALLY rock! Awesome job!October 4, 2009 4:52 am
TweetYour mama is so dumb that she tried to put the m&ms in order!:D
TweetAce is one sharp young man! We are trying to not worry about our 22 month old William still not tainklg. Everyone tells us to be patient and one day we will ask him to shut his pie hole. I am waiting for that time to come! Great speech Ace!! He is so adorable
TweetYou are beautiful indsie and out. It has been a joy watching you transition into motherhood. I have seen how you interact with my kids… you truly have a special gift when it comes to dealing with children, embrace it.-Lisa
Tweetyo momma so nasty i went over for her house for dinner and ask whats for dinner and she put her foot on the table and said corn
TweetYour moma so stupid she had sex and had you.
TweetMary – Pam, I am in love with Sabina! She is beautiful and has your eyes! I too love the photo with the pealrs and headband. And what beautiful skin! We need to get together soon!Love,Mary
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