330 Yo Momma Jokes in “Are You Bored?”



  1. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so sexy, i ripped my pants when she bent over.



  2. Godaddy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she even cant spell mtv…



  3. mama jokes's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb when she drop you off at school she got a ticket for littering



  4. A-Rod's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that when I asked her how her baby boy was she told me oh he’s not a baby no more.



  5. Derek's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like my trash can, gets dumped every other week!



  6. Yo Yo Yo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she is fat



  7. mason's Momma Joke:

    yomomma so fat that when she saw a school bus go by she said come back twinkie



  8. Danielle's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singin, ” We are Family! ” : p



  9. Two sm00ve's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma so stupied, I walked into her house and caught her yelling in an envolope and I said. What are you doing. She said, trying to send voice mail!



  10. Two sm00ve's Momma Joke:

    This is for all of yall. You guys are talking about my mamma everyday, but you know what. I Ain`t got no mamma because me and my daddy shared yours!



  11. best's Momma Joke:

    My momma so nutz, she gets buried by squirrils



  12. best's Momma Joke:

    But your momma is so nutz, she wears a jock strap as clothes



  13. Justin Bingham's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas nipples are so hairy and i like it :}



  14. annyomous21's Momma Joke:

    eeeeewwwww Bogham thats gross!!!!!!!!!!!



  15. Peter's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a shotgun two cocks and she blowz



  16. the badest ni99@ @alive's Momma Joke:

    yo momma wuz breastfeeding me and she said vanilla or chocalte



  17. the badest ni99@ @alive's Momma Joke:

    yo two smoove yo momma iz so poor i asked can i watch tv and she said i ran out of pictures



  18. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    Hey Peter - Yo Momma is such a slut, she pulled her teeth so she could be better at oral.



  19. crazy_chix's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat tha wen she wen to class she sat next to EVERYBODY!!!!!



  20. crazy_chix's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow an skittles popped out!!!!!



  21. crazy_chix's Momma Joke:

    ur muthas so dumb she djs for the ice-cream truck !



  22. crazy_chix's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, isi a bird, isi a plane NO its yo MOMMA!!



  23. crazy_chix's Momma Joke:

    your muthas so greedy she got chukd out of an all u can eat restaurant



  24. Dee's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she went to new mexico and farted and that’s what caused huracaine katrina



  25. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so fat when she put on a pair of BVD’s by the time they got to her waist they spelled BOULEVARD!!!!!!!!



  26. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out



  27. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so poor you went to her house and asked where the bathrooms were and she said pick a corner, any corner



  28. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so poor you went to her house and asked where the bathrooms were and she said pick a corner, any corner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  29. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat shes on both sides of the family



  30. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, SHE STRIKES OIL!!!



  31. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so ugly, ur dad took her to work so he did not have to kiss her goodbye



  32. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor i went to her house and 3 cockroaches tried to jump me and take my wallet



  33. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she wakes up in sections!!!



  34. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she has more chins than a Hong-Kong phone book



  35. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS SO FAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF HOT DOG BUNS



  36. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    yer mommas so fat when her beeper goes off, people think shes backing up



  37. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat the highway controll center made her wear a CAUTION, WIDE TURN sign



  38. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    ur moms so fat her nickname is DAY-UM



  39. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    ur moms so fat she has he own brand of jeans, FAJ- FAT ASS JEANS



  40. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMAS LIKE A BOWLING BALL-
    SHES PICKED UP, FINGERED, AND THROWN INTO THE GUTTER



  41. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    HERES ONE FOR JOEK,
    Ur moms so fat, i shot the bitch and gravy poured out



  42. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    Danielle
    ur mommas so fat, her leggs are like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  43. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    ur moms so fat when i told her to haul ass, it took her two trips



  44. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat, I had to grease the doorposts and hold a twinkie on the other side to makeher get her fat ass through



  45. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat, she uses a mattres for a tampon



  46. pimpdaddy's Momma Joke:

    stephanie
    ur jokes r HIL-AR-E-OUS



  47. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer



  48. stephanie's Momma Joke:

    THANX pimpdaddy



  49. makailyn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, i saw her walkin down the street with a pig under her arms, i asked her where she got it and the pig said,”i won her at a raffle!”



  50. makailyn's Momma Joke:

    your momma sooo stupid i told her that the hurricane katrina hit she said,”why didnt you hit it back?”



  51. makailyn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i told her to turn the tv on so she started lickin her lips and playing with her boobs



  52. Tony C's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so slow when she plays she makes the band skip



  53. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hgyghyghy



  54. Tony C's Momma Joke:

    Dee you are stupid your OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!



  55. dougie dirt's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO DUMB I TOLD HER 2 LOOK DOWN N SHE SAID THERES NOTHING THERE I SAID LOOK AGAIN THEN I SAID DICK BIG DICK OLD DICK YO MOMMA DICK UR DICK CUD GO THERE N THERE N THERE BUT MY DICK CUD GO ANYWHERE



  56. Matthew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she didn’t know what 5+5 was she thought it was zero!!??



  57. caitlyn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that when she looked out the window at night time she got arressted for mooning!



  58. carl's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma is so stupid she cheats off all ur test and still fails



  59. NATIANA's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA SO HAIRY WEN SHE WENT TO TAKE OFF HER PANTIES IT SOUNDED LIKE VELCROW



  60. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo mother is so old, her history textbook was a first edition



  61. ummm...'s Momma Joke:

    you guys still suck.

    you mommas so dumb she wrapped toilet paper around the tv, i asked”what are you doing, and she said ,”watching Pay-per-view”…. get it..(pay-per….paper) if you dont get it your a retard….



  62. jonathan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma



  63. jonathan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a hardware store 10 cents a screw.



  64. jonathan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving.



  65. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she puts mayonaaise on her advil



  66. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is such a whore, she lays more men than the bunny ranch



  67. falon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sooooo ugly……………………



  68. falon's Momma Joke:

    she’s

    ugly



  69. falon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s sooooooooooooo fat she had to buy a spandex car

    oooooooooohhhhhhhh



  70. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she had to do an essay she went home & had sex w/ a mexican saying essay essay



  71. joke masta3000's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when sombody said christams was rite around the corner she went looking for it



  72. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    nice one falon



  73. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    you moma so stupid she thinks the new york yankees are worth the money



  74. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i omost drowned her by plasing a scrach and sniff stiker on the bottom of a pool



  75. jon brown's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so gay ,i put my brothers blow uped doll in her room,and she started to masterbate



  76. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly, she makes blind kids cry



  77. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW AND SKITTLES POPED OUT!



  78. nathan's Momma Joke:

    you momma so ugly she mad medessa cry



  79. nathan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma not you momma



  80. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    Nice one Nathan - so simply but smashing.

    Yo momma so dumb, she tried out for american idol even though she’s mute.



  81. lingerie model portfolio's Momma Joke:

    lingerie model portfolio…

    Are You Bored?…



  82. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma sow old when i told her to act her age the bitch died



  83. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.



  84. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid when they said to take the 44 bus she took the 22 bus 2 times.



  85. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat when she lays at the beach people run around saying “Free Willy!”



  86. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat people run around her for EXERCISE!



  87. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s House is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside!



  88. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind people run away screaming!



  89. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black she went to the black out school and the teacher counted her absent!



  90. Jr's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so harry she made king kong look jealous.Yo momma is so ugly she made the blind people scream.



  91. Crazy_Gurlxox's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma sooooooooo fat wen we were playin hide nd go seek I spotted her behind Mount Everest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):)lol



  92. Crazy_Gurlxox's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma so fat at Halloween she wore black nd a lil gurl asked if she waz goin as da nite



  93. Crazy_Gurlxox's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma breath’s sooooo bad her son isnt black she just breaths on him alot



  94. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo so gay that u make ur momma look straight



  95. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when somone screamed ‘look its godzill!’ we must make a sacarifice and holds up Micheal Jackson



  96. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb that she went to a resturant she didnt get a menu she gets an estimate



  97. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old that she was in Jesus’s yearbook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    beat that bitches~~~~~



  98. dbest's Momma Joke:

    YO mamma is so skinny,When she ate two coco nuts she got two sets of ballz



  99. dbest's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so gross,when she ate a banana she got a boner



  100. Delaney's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fucking poor that when she went to mcdonald’s she had to put a $1 cheeseburger on LAYAWAY!!



  101. Delaney's Momma Joke:

    beat that bitches



  102. Delaney's Momma Joke:

    yo momma breath so bad i asked her to smile and it look like a pittsburg stealer’s helmet



  103. Delaney's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so damn fat she was carrying a pig home one day from the circus and i asked “where did you get that” the pig says” i won her at the fair”



  104. Delaney's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so broke that when i told her i was coming over i went threw the front door and the back at the same time.



  105. Delaney's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so damn stupid i showed her my razr phone and she started scraping her face



  106. Delaney's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so damn hairy she got afros on her nipples and justin bingham likes it [read before jokes]



  107. Yo Momma Lover's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so fat, that when she walked in front of my tv I missed all 6 seasons of American Idol!!!!!!!



  108. Yo Momma Lover's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she fell in love and broke it!!!!!!



  109. Yo Momma Lover's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid, that when I asked her what 4×4 was she said a type of truck!!!!!



  110. Sho Mama's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is soooo harry, when she folds her arms she looks like shes holding a baby bear!

    Yo mama is so harry when she wears a two piece, she looks like shes smuggling chewbacca!

    Yo mama is so harry, she shaves her back with a lawn mower!



  111. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you moma so poor i saw her kikcing a can acrros the street an i asked what are you doing? and she said moving.



  112. BLT's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is soooo old, that the family portrait consist of her, Adam and Eve.



  113. BLT's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma was so ugly when she was born——the doctor threw her away, kept the afterbirth, and said “NOW THATS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!



  114. BLT's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old——that God asked her “What you doing here? I aint created nothing yet.



  115. sexy girl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she went outer space she just fall not float



  116. sexy girl's Momma Joke:

    do you want to have sex pimpdaddy I bet i will be sceaming



  117. sexy girl's Momma Joke:

    bitch



  118. sexy girl's Momma Joke:

    how old are you and do you want something done.



  119. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moms so fat when she sat on a monster truck she made it into a low rider!!!!!

    wat now biatches!!!!!!!!!!!!1



  120. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s house is so small….I ordered an extra large pizza and we had to eat that bitch outside!!



  121. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so small she can commite sudide of a table



  122. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so fat she had 2 enlarge her bedroom to sleep lool



  123. swiftz's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so dumb she locked her self in the toilet and pissed herself



  124. swiftz's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so fat when she went to the cinema she sat next to everybody



  125. swiftz's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so dumb she sold her car to buy petrol



  126. Rihanha's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor, i went round her box & asked her what happened to her colour TV, she said she ran out of crayons



  127. BLT's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflecion punched her in the face and said—-don’t you ever make me look that bad again



  128. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black when she drink water she piss out coffee



  129. warren's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when shesung make it rain,cheeseburgers came out and said make it rain on me!



  130. warren's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she tripped over taco bell,checkers,burger king,and landed face first on mcdonalds!!!!!!!!!!!



  131. warren's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat as her hous she goes to burger king on weekdays,mcdonalds on weekends, and checkers every summer



  132. six pack 12 yr old's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so horny she fucked 50 cents dick in different flavors,chocolate,vanilla,cookie dough,and tastes like yo momma BY-ATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  133. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fuckin Stupid, the bitch jumped out of her window, and went UP!



  134. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, “I can’t believe it’s not butter”



  135. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas Teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, Traffic slows down!



  136. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fuckin ugly, when she cuts up an onion, she makes IT cry!!



  137. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is slutty, when I told her to turn on the lights after I banged her the other night, she opened the car door..



  138. Romani's Momma Joke:

    I asked your momma why her eyes are always so blood-shot after meals, she said the Buffet Mased her! LOL



  139. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company..



  140. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so Hairy, Big Foot takes pictures of HER!



  141. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas breath is SO NASTY, She went to confession AND KILLED THE PRIEST!



  142. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fuckin OLD, her social security number is in Roman Numerals
    XIXV-IMC-IIVXII



  143. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, the bitch plays hop scotch like this……. Florida, , Georgia, , Virginia, , DC, New York……….



  144. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fuckin fat, the bitch has to put on her belt wit a Boom-a-Rang…



  145. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas breath is so nasty, when she breaths out, her TEETH DUCK!



  146. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so motha fuckin fat her foot ate her sock! and if that’s not bad enough, the bitch replaced it wit a pillow case and a hoola-hoop….

    Yo fuckers can’t touch this…… lol



  147. Romani's Momma Joke:

    your momma snatch is so hairy, when shes naked it still looks like shes wearing a woolen bikini bottom…



  148. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so FAT, the other day, she sat on my face, and I COULDN”T HEAR THE STERIO! LMAO



  149. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, she though a quaterback was a refund…



  150. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma makes such ugly ass kids that when you were born the doctor took you out, looked at you, and slapped YO MOMMA



  151. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, the other day I saw her wearing a red shirt and running down the street being chased by 53 kids screaming COOL AID MAN, COOL AID MAN



  152. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly, Freddy Kruger has nightmares about HER!



  153. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas titties are so saggy, she used to lay you on the floor and stand over you to Breast Feed ya!



  154. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, she jumped off a diving bored, and killed Satan… LMMFAO



  155. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is missin so many teeth, for halloween she painted her face orange, smiled, and went as a Jack-o-lantern

    Man I’m makin half these up on the fly and they beat most I’ve heard all year..lol



  156. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas Cootchie is So Nasty lookin,,,,, Well,,,,…..,,,. You ever see a BullDog eat Mayonase….



  157. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so freakin Fat ,,, the other day she went for a walk wearing Cordaroise and caught FIRE!



  158. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma snatch is So used up, that when I was finished Fisting her, I had a different watch on! LMMFAOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOL



  159. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas snatch is so huge that I thought I found a sneaker inside of her, till I pulled on it and realized it was Yo Daddy!



  160. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas ears are so big, she uses a log and a feather pillow as a Q-Tip…



  161. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo Daddies pecker is so small, he uses an Acorn shell and a rubber band for a Jock-Strap



  162. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is Chocolate Chip Possitive



  163. ender's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MUM IS SO FAT SHE TAKES UP BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY



  164. swiftz's Momma Joke:

    UR MUMZ SO FAT WEN SHE TOLD ME HOW MUCH SHE WEIGHED I FOUGHT IT WAS HER PHONE NUMBA



  165. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she sat on a dolla bill and george washington started singing ohhh say can you see get your fat ass off me



  166. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of george washingtons nose



  167. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    BRIELLE.

    DEAR,UMMMMMMM……….. I DO GET THE JOKE IT’S JUST THAT IT’S SOOOOO WAAAACK

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!



  168. mom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got busted for 2000 pounds of crack.



  169. pye's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a big mac. Full of fat and worth a buck!!!



  170. Hanna Montana's Momma Joke:

    yo momma iz so fat when there was a party she could not fit in the door



  171. hanna montana's Momma Joke:

    if u do/do not think im hanna email me at lilsispisces@aol.com and as the subject rite HANNA MONTANA



  172. OLE MISS_'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb i was walking with her and saw a emvolope on the groungd and said wat r u doin she said i’m tryin to send e-mail



  173. OLE MISS_'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she seen a peice of cheese and said hostess tats good twinky yo momma thinks a banna is a twinke

    beat tat b yatches



  174. OLE MISS_'s Momma Joke:

    hanna yo momma IS SOOOOOOOOOOOODUM SHE THINK S TAT A DOLLAR BILL IS A PAYMENT
    PS UR OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSCHOOL ACT UR AGE !



  175. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Hey OLE MISS… Yo Momma shoulda Taught you how to MAKE SENCE you fuckin Douche Bag…lol
    God damn man, what the fuck is your issue. Do you even Know what an ISSUE is? Fuckin Dolt!

    I Love You..



  176. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas Cunt is so fuckin Stank, the ther day I want down on hEEEEEEEEeeRRuuGGGH… Sorry, I just Puked…..



  177. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas toenails are so fuckin sharp, the bitch can climb Glass



  178. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yoour mommas snatch is so fuckin nasty that the other day while taking a shit, she accidently quieffed and a piece of her shit jumped up and flushed itself down the bowl….



  179. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is such a Ho, when I was finished fingering her, I had on 2 different Super-Bowl Rings!



  180. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas pussy is so Hairy it looks like shes smuggling Chubackas nephwew in her womb…



  181. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fuckin stupid that I farted and she said “Yippy Yippy Tiddely wink puncher, Bostful Accident of Rather melt cramps”

    Now “Thats One Stupid Bitch”!



  182. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas pussy is so nasty, her Dildo Screams RAAAPPPEE!



  183. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your momma snatch is so fuckin Nasty, her panties commited suicide!!!!!!



  184. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas titties are so fuckin saggy her underwire went on strike!



  185. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your momma twat is so fuckin big, her Vibrator uses a “Z” battery



  186. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas asshole is so stinky her last piece of shit came out on a stretcher!!



  187. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas teeth are so fuckin Bucked, she sneezed and bit a hole in her chest



  188. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas tits are so saggy, her nipple have rug burn



  189. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas mouth is so stretched out from suckin cock that the other day she hick-uped and the neighbors cat disappeared…



  190. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your momma pops out so many black kids that she doesn’t know when shes takin a shit or giving birth….LMMFAO

    I am a Yo Momma GOD… Recognize FOOO!



  191. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your momma sucks so much cock, her tongue has a Callous on it!



  192. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your momma bush is so thick, her crabs have night-vision goggles and drive dune buggys



  193. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so confussed about who yo daddy is SHE HAS A RESERVED SEAT ON THE MAURY POVICH SHOW!



  194. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas twat is so fuckin disease ridden the bitch uses monastat 7-TEEN



  195. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas pussy is so fuckin nasty, she gets Sour Dough yeast infections!!!



  196. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas back is so hairy, she did the back spin on the living room carpet, and got stuck!!!!



  197. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your momma pussy is so fuckin nasty that her tampon took her clit hostage… RELEASE ME OR I’LL KILL THIS MOTHA FUCKAAA!! “Oh shit, dis mutha fucka already Deeeaaaad!”



  198. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your momma pussy is so fuckin nasty that her tampon took her clit hostage… RELEASE ME OR I’LL KILL THIS MOTHA FUCKAAA!!



  199. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas is so fuckin used up, this site is dedicated to HER!



  200. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fuckin Ghetto, her last eviction notice was served on a public bathroom door



  201. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fuckin Ghetto, that bitch takes FOOD STAMPS for BLOW JOBS!



  202. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas Glasses are so thick, the bitch can look at you and read your Thoughts!



  203. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas feet are so stinky, her Odor eaters Threw Up!



  204. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas feet are so fuckin Stanky that her Doctor Scholls had to go back to medical school!



  205. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas eyes are so fuckin crossed her nose says, “”What the fuck You lookin at Bitch!”"”



  206. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas pussy lips are so fuckin swollen her clit ring is actually a Holla-Hoop



  207. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo mOmma is such a fuckin Ho, that I AM YO DADDY!



  208. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas cunt hole is so fuckin vicious, the last guy that went down on her, never came back up!



  209. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid, she thought aroma theropy was a counciling session for her nose…



  210. Romani's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so poor they put a picture of HER on the front of Foodstamps



  211. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so Poor, the bitch can’t afford to Pay Attention



  212. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fuckin FAT she Fell in Love and Broke It!



  213. shaun's Momma Joke:

    ya momma’s sooooo fat wen she look up at the sky the alins cry



  214. shaun's Momma Joke:

    ya mums soooo fat wen her teeth r yellow she spits butter hah hah lol



  215. shaun's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma’s sooo fat da wen she sits in the bath theres no water



  216. shaun's Momma Joke:

    ya mums so fat da wen she sings it rains



  217. shaun's Momma Joke:

    ya mum’s soooo fat da wen she lies on her bed it snaps in little peacies



  218. shaun's Momma Joke:

    yo mums da fat da wen she see da bin men she chases dem with a shoppin list



  219. Aurora LIGHT's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so bright that she kicked out god from heaven



  220. Michael's Momma Joke:

    Yo mumma’s so fat she is the eigth wonder of the world and can been see from space.



  221. lowrider's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SUCH A SLUT THAT I WOULD HAVE BEN UR DAD BUT THE DOG BEAT ME TO IT



  222. bitch's Momma Joke:

    yoo mamma so stoped your dad sad it was chily out side and she ran out side with a spoon



  223. Aricka's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so damn skinny, when she goes to da strip club they use her as the strippin pole



  224. MIRANDA's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning



  225. MIRANDA's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she joined an ugly compotition and they said “Sorry no professionals”



  226. MIRANDA's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved



  227. MIRANDA's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to the Superbowl



  228. e-pimpin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly her birth certicate was a apology letter from trojan



  229. e-pimpin's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so stupid that she though fat joe was skinny



  230. e-pimpin's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so poor she eats cereal wit a fork 2 save milk



  231. e-pimpin's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so poor she needs a coupan for the dollar store



  232. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so nasty, the other day she begged me to get her pregnant, So I Jerked off in her shoe, and let the Flys do the rest…LMAO That’s nasty



  233. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so fat shes fat



  234. taneale's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma so like a fan that when i turn her on she blows



  235. taneale's Momma Joke:

    yo mummas so ugly that when she looks in das mirror it shatters and she keeps thinking to herself why does the window always brake



  236. nick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when i looked in her year book i saw jesus



  237. nick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she has to trick or treat on the phone



  238. nick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she died cause she couldnt find the 11 button in 911



  239. nick's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she bit a school bus and said “wheres the filling?”



  240. ace's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat people get stuck in her ass



  241. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she scares blind kids



  242. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stinky i wouldnt let my dog sniff her ass



  243. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stinky i wouldnt let her sniff my dogs ass



  244. ace's Momma Joke:

    mell is so cool she swims in a pool



  245. ace's Momma Joke:

    MR FOSTER IS SO COOL OH YA



  246. Shauna's Momma Joke:

    Your mums so fat, when she wore high heels she struck oil….!!



  247. butt wipe's Momma Joke:

    whats the difference between to moma and a bowling ball you can only fit threefingers in a bowling ball



  248. butt wipe's Momma Joke:

    how do u know yo momas having a bad day she has a tampon tucked behind her ear and she cant find her pencil



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  250. Romani's Momma Joke:

    Whats the difference between yo Momma, and a bucket of Shit?

    Tha Bucket
    or
    Yo Momma STINKS!
    or
    No one likes a bullet hole in a bucket..lol



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  252. Meagan's Momma Joke:

    You are all gay and very lame…Maybe you should go lick balls…BALL LICKA LICKA….Oh yea and if you are going to post a joke make sure it makes sense and that it’s funny…Because these are all soooo old…



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  255. Curtis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she entered an ugly conte the judges said sorry no profesinals
    yo momma so stupid she tok a ruler too see how long she slept

    yo momma so at she doesn`t need the iternet because she`s already world wide



  256. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOU MOMMA TEETH ARE SO YELLOW SHE MADE THE SUN JEALOUS



  257. Just teens's Momma Joke:

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  258. Tudor's Momma Joke:

    Ur mommas so fat that she uses the equator as a belt

    Ur mommas so dumb that she cooked 2 minute noodles for 3 hrs

    Ur mommas so dumb that she watched 60 minutes for 10 hrs

    Ur mommas so fat that when she walked past the TV i mised 3 commercials



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  260. deion's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples



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  263. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so ugly, when I said she was ugly as hell, the Devil redecorated!



  264. Felipe Mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so black she stopped in front of cops that were chasing her and they passed her



  265. Felipe Mendoza's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so black they shined a flashlight and the light came back and said i cant find her



  266. henry's Momma Joke:

    Your mama’s so ugly she threw a boomarang and it didtn come back.



  267. henry's Momma Joke:

    Your mamas so stupid when i got a new razor phone she said dont cut yourself.



  268. Henry's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like Home depot 25 cents a screw.



  269. Henry's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a door knob everybody gets a turn.



  270. Henry's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like wal-mart always low prices.



  271. Henry's Momma Joke:

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  272. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    “brianna y. so ugly she could be king kong grandma but king kong would be ashamed of her lolll!!! ha ha”



  273. dezmon's Momma Joke:

    “brianna .y so ugly she can be king kong grandma {blame the parents} the worst part is shes only ten. lolll!!!



  274. you already know's Momma Joke:

    king cuttie q pluck these feathers you know this yo gurl
    and her friend



  275. fat momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet and the toilet said a b c d get yo fat ass off of me.



  276. MAMACITA''s Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE PUT ON A PAIR OF GUESS JEANS AND THE ANSWER POPPED OUT.



  277. MAMACITA''s Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE DRIVES A SPANDEX CAR



  278. sophie's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma so fat dat wen she jumped up 4 joy she got stuck



  279. sophie's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma so old dat her birth certificicate gt expired



  280. My Momma's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so crazy… she is ugly!!



  281. mike's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat after i got done have sex with her she soked a ham



  282. sexi man's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb se thought the 76ers was an ol folks home



  283. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat that when she goes to brush her teeth they do rock, paper, scissors to see who’s turn it is



  284. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    you mom walks into a bar carrying a pig and the guy at the counter says sorry no pigs allowed and she says but this is my pet and the man at the counter says i wasn’t talking about your pet



  285. sdt's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sat on a corter and a buger poted out of george washing tons nose



  286. sdt's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she taught dark vader had asma



  287. sdt's Momma Joke:

    am sorry i shudent talk about your mama i dont even know the man!!!!



  288. sdt's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she went to the ocean and caused hurrycane katrina!!!



  289. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA LIKE A FRYIN PAN…..ALWAYS SOMEONE THROWIN THEIR MEAT IN HER



  290. Anna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she could not get up



  291. Anna's Momma Joke:

    hello



  292. Anna's Momma Joke:

    so what school do u go to



  293. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat, a hurricane cuoldn’t blow her away.



  294. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat, her nickname is earthquake



  295. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stank, she makes a can of sardines smell like a bouquet of roses.



  296. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she couldnt even get her tubes tide



  297. jane markonic lover1011010101001010010100101010010101001234735642q1-0465+'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old i told her to act her own age and the bitch died



  298. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb. she brought a spoon to the super bowl



  299. Billy Joe Bob's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is sooooo stupid, she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch!!!!!!!



  300. dnjfkjvkd's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is fat i took a pic of her last christmas and its still printing



  301. dnjfkjvkd's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is fat i took a pic of her last christmas and its still printing



  302. Diggler's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she wakes up in sections



  303. THE MASTER's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.



  304. Emily's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat, she tripped over the choredless phone
    ur momma so ugly, she made freddy cruger scream



  305. BEECHES's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so fat, a school bus drove by and she ran after it screaming, “COME BACK TWINKIE!”



  306. qwerty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soo ugly she entered an ugly contest and the judges said [sorry no pro's]



  307. wow's Momma Joke:

    you guys are all some
    i lied



  308. Emma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu



  309. @-ganstarebel-@'s Momma Joke:

    sorry this isn’t a momma joke but anyway
    what cum first - the chicken or the egg
    the rooster u get it cum! lol



  310. winners's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly your dad has to bring her to work so he does have to kiss her goodbye.



  311. ryan's Momma Joke:

    yur mum is so ugly when she went to china everyone started running screeaming ‘its godzirra’



  312. ryan's Momma Joke:

    yur mum is so fat she had sex with a dinosaur



  313. big_ryan_2008@hotmail.com's Momma Joke:

    add my msn above i rooted yur fat mum to make yu add it



  314. trinity's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stoped at a stop sighn and waited for it to say go



  315. big d's Momma Joke:

    yo moma iz so fat she plays pool wit da planits



  316. big d's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so black win she jump in da pool she make coffy 4 da hole wourld



  317. big d's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she sit on da tv 2 watch da coutch



  318. big d's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat win she sit on da toilit it say A B C/1 2 3 get yo fat ass of of me. fat ass bitch



  319. big d's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so old she has a wooden leg wit a kik stand on it



  320. brittney jackson's Momma Joke:

    YO MOM!



  321. georgeii x's Momma Joke:

    your mum so old michal jackson thought thriller was back hahhahaahhahhahaa :L x



  322. jeremy harvey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat her crabs drive dunebuggys



  323. jeremy harvey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she has a remote for the remote



  324. shhhhh.........'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama iz lyke burger king cuz she tells her men “have it your way!”



  325. babloo's Momma Joke:

    yo so fat shes like FAT



  326. MEEEEEE's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she is stupid



  327. shaquille o neil's Momma Joke:

    your momma so smelly that she should put perfume on



  328. your mother's Momma Joke:

    your father



  329. MasterBlaster's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma got one big titty and one little, they call that bitch Biggie Smallz



  330. Nun Ya's Momma Joke:

    -Yo Mama So Fat She Saw A Yellow Bus Full Of White Kids & Said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE! =P

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