Yo Mamma so stupied, I walked into her house and caught her yelling in an envolope and I said. What are you doing. She said, trying to send voice mail!
YO MOMMA SO DUMB I TOLD HER 2 LOOK DOWN N SHE SAID THERES NOTHING THERE I SAID LOOK AGAIN THEN I SAID DICK BIG DICK OLD DICK YO MOMMA DICK UR DICK CUD GO THERE N THERE N THERE BUT MY DICK CUD GO ANYWHERE
you mommas so dumb she wrapped toilet paper around the tv, i asked”what are you doing, and she said ,”watching Pay-per-view”…. get it..(pay-per….paper) if you dont get it your a retard….
Yo momma is so fat, the other day I saw her wearing a red shirt and running down the street being chased by 53 kids screaming COOL AID MAN, COOL AID MAN
Hey OLE MISS… Yo Momma shoulda Taught you how to MAKE SENCE you fuckin Douche Bag…lol
God damn man, what the fuck is your issue. Do you even Know what an ISSUE is? Fuckin Dolt!
Yoour mommas snatch is so fuckin nasty that the other day while taking a shit, she accidently quieffed and a piece of her shit jumped up and flushed itself down the bowl….
Your momma pussy is so fuckin nasty that her tampon took her clit hostage… RELEASE ME OR I’LL KILL THIS MOTHA FUCKAAA!! “Oh shit, dis mutha fucka already Deeeaaaad!”
Posted: December 30th, 2006
Yo momma’s so sexy, i ripped my pants when she bent over.
Posted: December 31st, 2006
yo momma is so dumb she even cant spell mtv…
Posted: January 1st, 2007
Yo momma so dumb when she drop you off at school she got a ticket for littering
Posted: January 2nd, 2007
yo momma so stupid that when I asked her how her baby boy was she told me oh he’s not a baby no more.
Posted: January 4th, 2007
yo momma like my trash can, gets dumped every other week!
Posted: January 4th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she is fat
Posted: January 4th, 2007
bitch
Posted: January 4th, 2007
yomomma so fat that when she saw a school bus go by she said come back twinkie
Posted: January 5th, 2007
Yo momma so fat that when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singin, ” We are Family! ” : p
Posted: January 5th, 2007
Yo Mamma so stupied, I walked into her house and caught her yelling in an envolope and I said. What are you doing. She said, trying to send voice mail!
Posted: January 5th, 2007
This is for all of yall. You guys are talking about my mamma everyday, but you know what. I Ain`t got no mamma because me and my daddy shared yours!
Posted: January 5th, 2007
My momma so nutz, she gets buried by squirrils
Posted: January 5th, 2007
But your momma is so nutz, she wears a jock strap as clothes
Posted: January 5th, 2007
Your mommas nipples are so hairy and i like it :}
Posted: January 5th, 2007
eeeeewwwww Bogham thats gross!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: January 6th, 2007
yo momma is like a shotgun two cocks and she blowz
Posted: January 6th, 2007
yo momma wuz breastfeeding me and she said vanilla or chocalte
Posted: January 6th, 2007
yo two smoove yo momma iz so poor i asked can i watch tv and she said i ran out of pictures
Posted: January 6th, 2007
Hey Peter - Yo Momma is such a slut, she pulled her teeth so she could be better at oral.
Posted: January 7th, 2007
yo momma so fat tha wen she wen to class she sat next to EVERYBODY!!!!!
Posted: January 7th, 2007
yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow an skittles popped out!!!!!
Posted: January 7th, 2007
ur muthas so dumb she djs for the ice-cream truck !
Posted: January 7th, 2007
yo momma so fat, isi a bird, isi a plane NO its yo MOMMA!!
Posted: January 7th, 2007
your muthas so greedy she got chukd out of an all u can eat restaurant
Posted: January 10th, 2007
Yo momma so fat she went to new mexico and farted and that’s what caused huracaine katrina
Posted: January 10th, 2007
Your mommas so fat when she put on a pair of BVD’s by the time they got to her waist they spelled BOULEVARD!!!!!!!!
Posted: January 10th, 2007
yo mommas so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
Posted: January 10th, 2007
Yo momma’s so poor you went to her house and asked where the bathrooms were and she said pick a corner, any corner
Posted: January 10th, 2007
Yo momma’s so poor you went to her house and asked where the bathrooms were and she said pick a corner, any corner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: January 10th, 2007
yo mammas so fat shes on both sides of the family
Posted: January 10th, 2007
Yo mommas so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, SHE STRIKES OIL!!!
Posted: January 10th, 2007
Yo mommas so ugly, ur dad took her to work so he did not have to kiss her goodbye
Posted: January 10th, 2007
yo mommas so poor i went to her house and 3 cockroaches tried to jump me and take my wallet
Posted: January 10th, 2007
yo mommas so fat she wakes up in sections!!!
Posted: January 10th, 2007
yo mommas so fat she has more chins than a Hong-Kong phone book
Posted: January 10th, 2007
YO MOMMAS SO FAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF HOT DOG BUNS
Posted: January 10th, 2007
yer mommas so fat when her beeper goes off, people think shes backing up
Posted: January 10th, 2007
ur mommas so fat the highway controll center made her wear a CAUTION, WIDE TURN sign
Posted: January 10th, 2007
ur moms so fat her nickname is DAY-UM
Posted: January 10th, 2007
ur moms so fat she has he own brand of jeans, FAJ- FAT ASS JEANS
Posted: January 10th, 2007
UR MOMMAS LIKE A BOWLING BALL-
SHES PICKED UP, FINGERED, AND THROWN INTO THE GUTTER
Posted: January 10th, 2007
HERES ONE FOR JOEK,
Ur moms so fat, i shot the bitch and gravy poured out
Posted: January 10th, 2007
Danielle
ur mommas so fat, her leggs are like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: January 10th, 2007
ur moms so fat when i told her to haul ass, it took her two trips
Posted: January 10th, 2007
ur mommas so fat, I had to grease the doorposts and hold a twinkie on the other side to makeher get her fat ass through
Posted: January 10th, 2007
ur mommas so fat, she uses a mattres for a tampon
Posted: January 10th, 2007
stephanie
ur jokes r HIL-AR-E-OUS
Posted: January 10th, 2007
ur mommas so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
Posted: January 10th, 2007
THANX pimpdaddy
Posted: January 10th, 2007
yo momma so fat, i saw her walkin down the street with a pig under her arms, i asked her where she got it and the pig said,”i won her at a raffle!”
Posted: January 10th, 2007
your momma sooo stupid i told her that the hurricane katrina hit she said,”why didnt you hit it back?”
Posted: January 10th, 2007
yo momma so stupid i told her to turn the tv on so she started lickin her lips and playing with her boobs
Posted: January 10th, 2007
yo momma so slow when she plays she makes the band skip
Posted: January 10th, 2007
hgyghyghy
Posted: January 11th, 2007
Dee you are stupid your OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!
Posted: January 12th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO DUMB I TOLD HER 2 LOOK DOWN N SHE SAID THERES NOTHING THERE I SAID LOOK AGAIN THEN I SAID DICK BIG DICK OLD DICK YO MOMMA DICK UR DICK CUD GO THERE N THERE N THERE BUT MY DICK CUD GO ANYWHERE
Posted: January 13th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she didn’t know what 5+5 was she thought it was zero!!??
Posted: January 13th, 2007
yo momma so ugly that when she looked out the window at night time she got arressted for mooning!
Posted: January 15th, 2007
yo mooma is so stupid she cheats off all ur test and still fails
Posted: January 15th, 2007
UR MOMMA SO HAIRY WEN SHE WENT TO TAKE OFF HER PANTIES IT SOUNDED LIKE VELCROW
Posted: January 16th, 2007
Yo mother is so old, her history textbook was a first edition
Posted: January 16th, 2007
you guys still suck.
you mommas so dumb she wrapped toilet paper around the tv, i asked”what are you doing, and she said ,”watching Pay-per-view”…. get it..(pay-per….paper) if you dont get it your a retard….
Posted: January 17th, 2007
Yo momma
Posted: January 17th, 2007
Yo momma is like a hardware store 10 cents a screw.
Posted: January 17th, 2007
yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving.
Posted: January 17th, 2007
yo momma so fat she puts mayonaaise on her advil
Posted: January 18th, 2007
Yo momma is such a whore, she lays more men than the bunny ranch
Posted: January 18th, 2007
yo momma sooooo ugly……………………
Posted: January 18th, 2007
she’s
ugly
Posted: January 18th, 2007
yo momma’s sooooooooooooo fat she had to buy a spandex car
oooooooooohhhhhhhh
Posted: January 19th, 2007
yo momma so stupid when she had to do an essay she went home & had sex w/ a mexican saying essay essay
Posted: January 19th, 2007
yo momma so stupid when sombody said christams was rite around the corner she went looking for it
Posted: January 19th, 2007
nice one falon
Posted: January 19th, 2007
you moma so stupid she thinks the new york yankees are worth the money
Posted: January 20th, 2007
yo momma so stupid i omost drowned her by plasing a scrach and sniff stiker on the bottom of a pool
Posted: January 23rd, 2007
yo momma is so gay ,i put my brothers blow uped doll in her room,and she started to masterbate
Posted: January 23rd, 2007
yo momma is so ugly, she makes blind kids cry
Posted: January 26th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW AND SKITTLES POPED OUT!
Posted: January 27th, 2007
you momma so ugly she mad medessa cry
Posted: January 27th, 2007
yo momma not you momma
Posted: January 28th, 2007
Nice one Nathan - so simply but smashing.
Yo momma so dumb, she tried out for american idol even though she’s mute.
Posted: January 29th, 2007
lingerie model portfolio…
Are You Bored?…
Posted: January 29th, 2007
your momma sow old when i told her to act her age the bitch died
Posted: January 30th, 2007
Yo Momma is stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Posted: January 30th, 2007
Yo Momma is so stupid when they said to take the 44 bus she took the 22 bus 2 times.
Posted: January 30th, 2007
Yo Momma is so fat when she lays at the beach people run around saying “Free Willy!”
Posted: January 30th, 2007
Yo Momma is so fat people run around her for EXERCISE!
Posted: January 30th, 2007
Yo Momma’s House is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside!
Posted: January 30th, 2007
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind people run away screaming!
Posted: February 3rd, 2007
Yo momma so black she went to the black out school and the teacher counted her absent!
Posted: February 3rd, 2007
Yo momma is so harry she made king kong look jealous.Yo momma is so ugly she made the blind people scream.
Posted: February 4th, 2007
Yo Momma sooooooooo fat wen we were playin hide nd go seek I spotted her behind Mount Everest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):)lol
Posted: February 4th, 2007
Yo Mamma so fat at Halloween she wore black nd a lil gurl asked if she waz goin as da nite
Posted: February 4th, 2007
Yo Momma breath’s sooooo bad her son isnt black she just breaths on him alot
Posted: February 4th, 2007
yo so gay that u make ur momma look straight
Posted: February 4th, 2007
yo momma is so fat that when somone screamed ‘look its godzill!’ we must make a sacarifice and holds up Micheal Jackson
Posted: February 4th, 2007
yo momma is so dumb that she went to a resturant she didnt get a menu she gets an estimate
Posted: February 4th, 2007
yo momma is so old that she was in Jesus’s yearbook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beat that bitches~~~~~
Posted: February 5th, 2007
YO mamma is so skinny,When she ate two coco nuts she got two sets of ballz
Posted: February 5th, 2007
yo mamma is so gross,when she ate a banana she got a boner
Posted: February 7th, 2007
you momma so fucking poor that when she went to mcdonald’s she had to put a $1 cheeseburger on LAYAWAY!!
Posted: February 7th, 2007
beat that bitches
Posted: February 7th, 2007
yo momma breath so bad i asked her to smile and it look like a pittsburg stealer’s helmet
Posted: February 7th, 2007
Yo momma so damn fat she was carrying a pig home one day from the circus and i asked “where did you get that” the pig says” i won her at the fair”
Posted: February 7th, 2007
yo momma so broke that when i told her i was coming over i went threw the front door and the back at the same time.
Posted: February 7th, 2007
yo momma’s so damn stupid i showed her my razr phone and she started scraping her face
Posted: February 7th, 2007
yo momma so damn hairy she got afros on her nipples and justin bingham likes it [read before jokes]
Posted: February 9th, 2007
Yo Momma’s so fat, that when she walked in front of my tv I missed all 6 seasons of American Idol!!!!!!!
Posted: February 9th, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell in love and broke it!!!!!!
Posted: February 9th, 2007
Yo momma’s so stupid, that when I asked her what 4×4 was she said a type of truck!!!!!
Posted: February 9th, 2007
Yo mama is soooo harry, when she folds her arms she looks like shes holding a baby bear!
Yo mama is so harry when she wears a two piece, she looks like shes smuggling chewbacca!
Yo mama is so harry, she shaves her back with a lawn mower!
Posted: February 10th, 2007
you moma so poor i saw her kikcing a can acrros the street an i asked what are you doing? and she said moving.
Posted: February 12th, 2007
Your momma is soooo old, that the family portrait consist of her, Adam and Eve.
Posted: February 12th, 2007
Yo momma was so ugly when she was born——the doctor threw her away, kept the afterbirth, and said “NOW THATS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 12th, 2007
yo momma is so old——that God asked her “What you doing here? I aint created nothing yet.
Posted: February 12th, 2007
yo momma so fat that when she went outer space she just fall not float
Posted: February 12th, 2007
do you want to have sex pimpdaddy I bet i will be sceaming
Posted: February 12th, 2007
bitch
Posted: February 12th, 2007
how old are you and do you want something done.
Posted: February 13th, 2007
yo moms so fat when she sat on a monster truck she made it into a low rider!!!!!
wat now biatches!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted: February 13th, 2007
Yo momma’s house is so small….I ordered an extra large pizza and we had to eat that bitch outside!!
Posted: February 13th, 2007
ur mums so small she can commite sudide of a table
Posted: February 13th, 2007
ur mum is so fat she had 2 enlarge her bedroom to sleep lool
Posted: February 13th, 2007
ur mums so dumb she locked her self in the toilet and pissed herself
Posted: February 13th, 2007
ur mums so fat when she went to the cinema she sat next to everybody
Posted: February 13th, 2007
ur mums so dumb she sold her car to buy petrol
Posted: February 13th, 2007
UR MUM IZ SO DUM SHE PHONED A NXT CAB OFFICE WEN SHE WAS SITTIN IN 1
Posted: February 13th, 2007
UR MUMZ SO DUM SHE RANG 999 IN A POLICE STATION
Posted: February 13th, 2007
wen ur mum got on the bus she said 2 the bus driver im a terrorist im guna blow ur bus up and she blown a ballon hah hah lol
Posted: February 13th, 2007
ryan ur so dum u dont no how to spell itv
Posted: February 13th, 2007
Yo momma so poor, i went round her box & asked her what happened to her colour TV, she said she ran out of crayons
Posted: February 13th, 2007
UR SO SMALL U CAN DO BACKFLIPS UNDER UR BED
Posted: February 14th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflecion punched her in the face and said—-don’t you ever make me look that bad again
Posted: February 14th, 2007
yo momma so black when she drink water she piss out coffee
Posted: February 14th, 2007
yo momma so fat when shesung make it rain,cheeseburgers came out and said make it rain on me!
Posted: February 14th, 2007
yo momma so fat she tripped over taco bell,checkers,burger king,and landed face first on mcdonalds!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 14th, 2007
yo momma so fat as her hous she goes to burger king on weekdays,mcdonalds on weekends, and checkers every summer
Posted: February 14th, 2007
yo momma so horny she fucked 50 cents dick in different flavors,chocolate,vanilla,cookie dough,and tastes like yo momma BY-ATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so fuckin Stupid, the bitch jumped out of her window, and went UP!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, “I can’t believe it’s not butter”
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo Mommas Teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, Traffic slows down!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so fuckin ugly, when she cuts up an onion, she makes IT cry!!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is slutty, when I told her to turn on the lights after I banged her the other night, she opened the car door..
Posted: February 15th, 2007
I asked your momma why her eyes are always so blood-shot after meals, she said the Buffet Mased her! LOL
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company..
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so Hairy, Big Foot takes pictures of HER!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo mommas breath is SO NASTY, She went to confession AND KILLED THE PRIEST!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so fuckin OLD, her social security number is in Roman Numerals
XIXV-IMC-IIVXII
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat, the bitch plays hop scotch like this……. Florida, , Georgia, , Virginia, , DC, New York……….
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so fuckin fat, the bitch has to put on her belt wit a Boom-a-Rang…
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo mommas breath is so nasty, when she breaths out, her TEETH DUCK!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so motha fuckin fat her foot ate her sock! and if that’s not bad enough, the bitch replaced it wit a pillow case and a hoola-hoop….
Yo fuckers can’t touch this…… lol
Posted: February 15th, 2007
your momma snatch is so hairy, when shes naked it still looks like shes wearing a woolen bikini bottom…
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so FAT, the other day, she sat on my face, and I COULDN”T HEAR THE STERIO! LMAO
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so stupid, she though a quaterback was a refund…
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma makes such ugly ass kids that when you were born the doctor took you out, looked at you, and slapped YO MOMMA
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat, the other day I saw her wearing a red shirt and running down the street being chased by 53 kids screaming COOL AID MAN, COOL AID MAN
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so ugly, Freddy Kruger has nightmares about HER!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo mommas titties are so saggy, she used to lay you on the floor and stand over you to Breast Feed ya!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat, she jumped off a diving bored, and killed Satan… LMMFAO
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is missin so many teeth, for halloween she painted her face orange, smiled, and went as a Jack-o-lantern
Man I’m makin half these up on the fly and they beat most I’ve heard all year..lol
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo mommas Cootchie is So Nasty lookin,,,,, Well,,,,…..,,,. You ever see a BullDog eat Mayonase….
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so freakin Fat ,,, the other day she went for a walk wearing Cordaroise and caught FIRE!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma snatch is So used up, that when I was finished Fisting her, I had a different watch on! LMMFAOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOL
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo mommas snatch is so huge that I thought I found a sneaker inside of her, till I pulled on it and realized it was Yo Daddy!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo mommas ears are so big, she uses a log and a feather pillow as a Q-Tip…
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo Daddies pecker is so small, he uses an Acorn shell and a rubber band for a Jock-Strap
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is Chocolate Chip Possitive
Posted: February 16th, 2007
YOUR MUM IS SO FAT SHE TAKES UP BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY
Posted: February 16th, 2007
UR MUMZ SO FAT WEN SHE TOLD ME HOW MUCH SHE WEIGHED I FOUGHT IT WAS HER PHONE NUMBA
Posted: February 17th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she sat on a dolla bill and george washington started singing ohhh say can you see get your fat ass off me
Posted: February 17th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of george washingtons nose
Posted: February 18th, 2007
BRIELLE.
DEAR,UMMMMMMM……….. I DO GET THE JOKE IT’S JUST THAT IT’S SOOOOO WAAAACK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Posted: February 21st, 2007
yo momma so fat she got busted for 2000 pounds of crack.
Posted: February 23rd, 2007
yo momma like a big mac. Full of fat and worth a buck!!!
Posted: February 23rd, 2007
yo momma iz so fat when there was a party she could not fit in the door
Posted: February 23rd, 2007
if u do/do not think im hanna email me at lilsispisces@aol.com and as the subject rite HANNA MONTANA
Posted: February 23rd, 2007
yo momma is so dumb i was walking with her and saw a emvolope on the groungd and said wat r u doin she said i’m tryin to send e-mail
Posted: February 23rd, 2007
yo momma is so fat she seen a peice of cheese and said hostess tats good twinky yo momma thinks a banna is a twinke
beat tat b yatches
Posted: February 23rd, 2007
hanna yo momma IS SOOOOOOOOOOOODUM SHE THINK S TAT A DOLLAR BILL IS A PAYMENT
PS UR OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSCHOOL ACT UR AGE !
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Hey OLE MISS… Yo Momma shoulda Taught you how to MAKE SENCE you fuckin Douche Bag…lol
God damn man, what the fuck is your issue. Do you even Know what an ISSUE is? Fuckin Dolt!
I Love You..
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your mommas Cunt is so fuckin Stank, the ther day I want down on hEEEEEEEEeeRRuuGGGH… Sorry, I just Puked…..
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your mommas toenails are so fuckin sharp, the bitch can climb Glass
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Yoour mommas snatch is so fuckin nasty that the other day while taking a shit, she accidently quieffed and a piece of her shit jumped up and flushed itself down the bowl….
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your momma is such a Ho, when I was finished fingering her, I had on 2 different Super-Bowl Rings!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your mommas pussy is so Hairy it looks like shes smuggling Chubackas nephwew in her womb…
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Yo momma is so fuckin stupid that I farted and she said “Yippy Yippy Tiddely wink puncher, Bostful Accident of Rather melt cramps”
Now “Thats One Stupid Bitch”!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your mommas pussy is so nasty, her Dildo Screams RAAAPPPEE!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your momma snatch is so fuckin Nasty, her panties commited suicide!!!!!!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your mommas titties are so fuckin saggy her underwire went on strike!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your momma twat is so fuckin big, her Vibrator uses a “Z” battery
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your mommas asshole is so stinky her last piece of shit came out on a stretcher!!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your mommas teeth are so fuckin Bucked, she sneezed and bit a hole in her chest
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your mommas tits are so saggy, her nipple have rug burn
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your mommas mouth is so stretched out from suckin cock that the other day she hick-uped and the neighbors cat disappeared…
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your momma pops out so many black kids that she doesn’t know when shes takin a shit or giving birth….LMMFAO
I am a Yo Momma GOD… Recognize FOOO!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your momma sucks so much cock, her tongue has a Callous on it!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your momma bush is so thick, her crabs have night-vision goggles and drive dune buggys
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your momma is so confussed about who yo daddy is SHE HAS A RESERVED SEAT ON THE MAURY POVICH SHOW!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your mommas twat is so fuckin disease ridden the bitch uses monastat 7-TEEN
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Yo mommas pussy is so fuckin nasty, she gets Sour Dough yeast infections!!!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your mommas back is so hairy, she did the back spin on the living room carpet, and got stuck!!!!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your momma pussy is so fuckin nasty that her tampon took her clit hostage… RELEASE ME OR I’LL KILL THIS MOTHA FUCKAAA!! “Oh shit, dis mutha fucka already Deeeaaaad!”
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your momma pussy is so fuckin nasty that her tampon took her clit hostage… RELEASE ME OR I’LL KILL THIS MOTHA FUCKAAA!!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your mommas is so fuckin used up, this site is dedicated to HER!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your momma is so fuckin Ghetto, her last eviction notice was served on a public bathroom door
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your momma is so fuckin Ghetto, that bitch takes FOOD STAMPS for BLOW JOBS!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your momma Glasses is SO THICK she looks at a map and sees Niggas Waving!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Yo mommas Glasses are so thick, the bitch can look at you and read your Thoughts!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your mommas feet are so stinky, her Odor eaters Threw Up!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your mommas feet are so fuckin Stanky that her Doctor Scholls had to go back to medical school!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your mommas eyes are so fuckin crossed her nose says, “”What the fuck You lookin at Bitch!”"”
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your mommas pussy lips are so fuckin swollen her clit ring is actually a Holla-Hoop
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Yo mOmma is such a fuckin Ho, that I AM YO DADDY!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Yo mommas cunt hole is so fuckin vicious, the last guy that went down on her, never came back up!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your momma is so stupid, she thought aroma theropy was a counciling session for her nose…
Posted: February 27th, 2007
your momma is so poor they put a picture of HER on the front of Foodstamps
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your momma is so Poor, the bitch can’t afford to Pay Attention
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your momma is so fuckin FAT she Fell in Love and Broke It!
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
ya momma’s sooooo fat wen she look up at the sky the alins cry
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
ya mums soooo fat wen her teeth r yellow she spits butter hah hah lol
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
yo mumma’s sooo fat da wen she sits in the bath theres no water
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
ya mums so fat da wen she sings it rains
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
ya mum’s soooo fat da wen she lies on her bed it snaps in little peacies
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
yo mums da fat da wen she see da bin men she chases dem with a shoppin list
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo momma’s so bright that she kicked out god from heaven
Posted: March 4th, 2007
Yo mumma’s so fat she is the eigth wonder of the world and can been see from space.
Posted: March 5th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SUCH A SLUT THAT I WOULD HAVE BEN UR DAD BUT THE DOG BEAT ME TO IT
Posted: March 6th, 2007
yoo mamma so stoped your dad sad it was chily out side and she ran out side with a spoon
Posted: March 8th, 2007
yo mama is so damn skinny, when she goes to da strip club they use her as the strippin pole
Posted: March 10th, 2007
yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Posted: March 10th, 2007
yo mamma so ugly she joined an ugly compotition and they said “Sorry no professionals”
Posted: March 10th, 2007
yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Posted: March 10th, 2007
yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to the Superbowl
Posted: March 13th, 2007
yo mama is so ugly her birth certicate was a apology letter from trojan
Posted: March 13th, 2007
yo mom so stupid that she though fat joe was skinny
Posted: March 13th, 2007
yo mom so poor she eats cereal wit a fork 2 save milk
Posted: March 13th, 2007
yo mom so poor she needs a coupan for the dollar store
Posted: March 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so nasty, the other day she begged me to get her pregnant, So I Jerked off in her shoe, and let the Flys do the rest…LMAO That’s nasty
Posted: March 20th, 2007
ur mama is so fat shes fat
Posted: March 20th, 2007
yo mumma so like a fan that when i turn her on she blows
Posted: March 20th, 2007
yo mummas so ugly that when she looks in das mirror it shatters and she keeps thinking to herself why does the window always brake
Posted: March 27th, 2007
yo momma so old when i looked in her year book i saw jesus
Posted: March 27th, 2007
yo momma so ugly she has to trick or treat on the phone
Posted: March 27th, 2007
yo momma so dumb she died cause she couldnt find the 11 button in 911
Posted: March 27th, 2007
yo mommas so fat she bit a school bus and said “wheres the filling?”
Posted: March 27th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat people get stuck in her ass
Posted: March 27th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly she scares blind kids