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292 Responses to “Are You Bored?”

  1. 1
    best said:

      Yo momma’s so sexy, i ripped my pants when she bent over.

  2. 2
    Godaddy said:

      yo momma is so dumb she even cant spell mtv…

  3. 3
    mama jokes said:

      Yo momma so dumb when she drop you off at school she got a ticket for littering

  4. 4
    A-Rod said:

      yo momma so stupid that when I asked her how her baby boy was she told me oh he’s not a baby no more.

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    Derek said:

      yo momma like my trash can, gets dumped every other week!

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    Yo Yo Yo said:

      yo momma is so fat she is fat

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    Joek said:

      bitch

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    mason said:

      yomomma so fat that when she saw a school bus go by she said come back twinkie

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    Danielle said:

      Yo momma so fat that when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singin, ” We are Family! ” : p

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    Two sm00ve said:

      Yo Mamma so stupied, I walked into her house and caught her yelling in an envolope and I said. What are you doing. She said, trying to send voice mail!

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    Two sm00ve said:

      This is for all of yall. You guys are talking about my mamma everyday, but you know what. I Ain`t got no mamma because me and my daddy shared yours!

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    best said:

      My momma so nutz, she gets buried by squirrils

  13. 13
    best said:

      But your momma is so nutz, she wears a jock strap as clothes

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    Justin Bingham said:

      Your mommas nipples are so hairy and i like it :}

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    annyomous21 said:

      eeeeewwwww Bogham thats gross!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Peter said:

      yo momma is like a shotgun two cocks and she blowz

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    the badest ni99@ @alive said:

      yo momma wuz breastfeeding me and she said vanilla or chocalte

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    the badest ni99@ @alive said:

      yo two smoove yo momma iz so poor i asked can i watch tv and she said i ran out of pictures

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Hey Peter - Yo Momma is such a slut, she pulled her teeth so she could be better at oral.

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    crazy_chix said:

      yo momma so fat tha wen she wen to class she sat next to EVERYBODY!!!!!

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    crazy_chix said:

      yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow an skittles popped out!!!!!

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    crazy_chix said:

      ur muthas so dumb she djs for the ice-cream truck !

  23. 23
    crazy_chix said:

      yo momma so fat, isi a bird, isi a plane NO its yo MOMMA!!

  24. 24
    crazy_chix said:

      your muthas so greedy she got chukd out of an all u can eat restaurant

  25. 25
    Dee said:

      Yo momma so fat she went to new mexico and farted and that’s what caused huracaine katrina

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    stephanie said:

      Your mommas so fat when she put on a pair of BVD’s by the time they got to her waist they spelled BOULEVARD!!!!!!!!

  27. 27
    stephanie said:

      yo mommas so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

  28. 28
    stephanie said:

      Yo momma’s so poor you went to her house and asked where the bathrooms were and she said pick a corner, any corner

  29. 29
    stephanie said:

      Yo momma’s so poor you went to her house and asked where the bathrooms were and she said pick a corner, any corner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. 30
    stephanie said:

      yo mammas so fat shes on both sides of the family

  31. 31
    stephanie said:

      Yo mommas so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, SHE STRIKES OIL!!!

  32. 32
    stephanie said:

      Yo mommas so ugly, ur dad took her to work so he did not have to kiss her goodbye

  33. 33
    stephanie said:

      yo mommas so poor i went to her house and 3 cockroaches tried to jump me and take my wallet

  34. 34
    stephanie said:

      yo mommas so fat she wakes up in sections!!!

  35. 35
    stephanie said:

      yo mommas so fat she has more chins than a Hong-Kong phone book

  36. 36
    stephanie said:

      YO MOMMAS SO FAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF HOT DOG BUNS

  37. 37
    stephanie said:

      yer mommas so fat when her beeper goes off, people think shes backing up

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    stephanie said:

      ur mommas so fat the highway controll center made her wear a CAUTION, WIDE TURN sign

  39. 39
    stephanie said:

      ur moms so fat her nickname is DAY-UM

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    stephanie said:

      ur moms so fat she has he own brand of jeans, FAJ- FAT ASS JEANS

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    stephanie said:

      UR MOMMAS LIKE A BOWLING BALL-
      SHES PICKED UP, FINGERED, AND THROWN INTO THE GUTTER

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    stephanie said:

      HERES ONE FOR JOEK,
      Ur moms so fat, i shot the bitch and gravy poured out

  43. 43
    stephanie said:

      Danielle
      ur mommas so fat, her leggs are like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    stephanie said:

      ur moms so fat when i told her to haul ass, it took her two trips

  45. 45
    stephanie said:

      ur mommas so fat, I had to grease the doorposts and hold a twinkie on the other side to makeher get her fat ass through

  46. 46
    stephanie said:

      ur mommas so fat, she uses a mattres for a tampon

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    pimpdaddy said:

      stephanie
      ur jokes r HIL-AR-E-OUS

  48. 48
    stephanie said:

      ur mommas so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer

  49. 49
    stephanie said:

      THANX pimpdaddy

  50. 50
    makailyn said:

      yo momma so fat, i saw her walkin down the street with a pig under her arms, i asked her where she got it and the pig said,”i won her at a raffle!”

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    makailyn said:

      your momma sooo stupid i told her that the hurricane katrina hit she said,”why didnt you hit it back?”

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    makailyn said:

      yo momma so stupid i told her to turn the tv on so she started lickin her lips and playing with her boobs

  53. 53
    Tony C said:

      yo momma so slow when she plays she makes the band skip

  54. 54
    Anonymous said:

      hgyghyghy

  55. 55
    Tony C said:

      Dee you are stupid your OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!

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    dougie dirt said:

      YO MOMMA SO DUMB I TOLD HER 2 LOOK DOWN N SHE SAID THERES NOTHING THERE I SAID LOOK AGAIN THEN I SAID DICK BIG DICK OLD DICK YO MOMMA DICK UR DICK CUD GO THERE N THERE N THERE BUT MY DICK CUD GO ANYWHERE

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    Matthew said:

      yo momma is so stupid she didn’t know what 5+5 was she thought it was zero!!??

  58. 58
    caitlyn said:

      yo momma so ugly that when she looked out the window at night time she got arressted for mooning!

  59. 59
    carl said:

      yo mooma is so stupid she cheats off all ur test and still fails

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    NATIANA said:

      UR MOMMA SO HAIRY WEN SHE WENT TO TAKE OFF HER PANTIES IT SOUNDED LIKE VELCROW

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo mother is so old, her history textbook was a first edition

  62. 62
    ummm... said:

      you guys still suck.

      you mommas so dumb she wrapped toilet paper around the tv, i asked”what are you doing, and she said ,”watching Pay-per-view”…. get it..(pay-per….paper) if you dont get it your a retard….

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    jonathan said:

      Yo momma

  64. 64
    jonathan said:

      Yo momma is like a hardware store 10 cents a screw.

  65. 65
    jonathan said:

      yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving.

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat she puts mayonaaise on her advil

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo momma is such a whore, she lays more men than the bunny ranch

  68. 68
    falon said:

      yo momma sooooo ugly……………………

  69. 69
    falon said:

      she’s

      ugly

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    falon said:

      yo momma’s sooooooooooooo fat she had to buy a spandex car

      oooooooooohhhhhhhh

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so stupid when she had to do an essay she went home & had sex w/ a mexican saying essay essay

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    joke masta3000 said:

      yo momma so stupid when sombody said christams was rite around the corner she went looking for it

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      nice one falon

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      you moma so stupid she thinks the new york yankees are worth the money

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so stupid i omost drowned her by plasing a scrach and sniff stiker on the bottom of a pool

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    jon brown said:

      yo momma is so gay ,i put my brothers blow uped doll in her room,and she started to masterbate

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    bob said:

      yo momma is so ugly, she makes blind kids cry

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    Anonymous said:

      YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW AND SKITTLES POPED OUT!

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    nathan said:

      you momma so ugly she mad medessa cry

  80. 80
    nathan said:

      yo momma not you momma

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Nice one Nathan - so simply but smashing.

      Yo momma so dumb, she tried out for american idol even though she’s mute.

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    lingerie model portfolio said:

      lingerie model portfolio…

      Are You Bored?…

  83. 83
    Anonymous said:

      your momma sow old when i told her to act her age the bitch died

  84. 84
    Anonymous said:

      Yo Momma is stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

  85. 85
    Anonymous said:

      Yo Momma is so stupid when they said to take the 44 bus she took the 22 bus 2 times.

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo Momma is so fat when she lays at the beach people run around saying “Free Willy!”

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo Momma is so fat people run around her for EXERCISE!

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo Momma’s House is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside!

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind people run away screaming!

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so black she went to the black out school and the teacher counted her absent!

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    Jr said:

      Yo momma is so harry she made king kong look jealous.Yo momma is so ugly she made the blind people scream.

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    Crazy_Gurlxox said:

      Yo Momma sooooooooo fat wen we were playin hide nd go seek I spotted her behind Mount Everest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):)lol

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    Crazy_Gurlxox said:

      Yo Mamma so fat at Halloween she wore black nd a lil gurl asked if she waz goin as da nite

  94. 94
    Crazy_Gurlxox said:

      Yo Momma breath’s sooooo bad her son isnt black she just breaths on him alot

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    Anonymous said:

      yo so gay that u make ur momma look straight

  96. 96
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat that when somone screamed ‘look its godzill!’ we must make a sacarifice and holds up Micheal Jackson

  97. 97
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so dumb that she went to a resturant she didnt get a menu she gets an estimate

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so old that she was in Jesus’s yearbook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      beat that bitches~~~~~

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    dbest said:

      YO mamma is so skinny,When she ate two coco nuts she got two sets of ballz

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    dbest said:

      yo mamma is so gross,when she ate a banana she got a boner

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    Delaney said:

      you momma so fucking poor that when she went to mcdonald’s she had to put a $1 cheeseburger on LAYAWAY!!

  102. 102
    Delaney said:

      beat that bitches

  103. 103
    Delaney said:

      yo momma breath so bad i asked her to smile and it look like a pittsburg stealer’s helmet

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    Delaney said:

      Yo momma so damn fat she was carrying a pig home one day from the circus and i asked “where did you get that” the pig says” i won her at the fair”

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    Delaney said:

      yo momma so broke that when i told her i was coming over i went threw the front door and the back at the same time.

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    Delaney said:

      yo momma’s so damn stupid i showed her my razr phone and she started scraping her face

  107. 107
    Delaney said:

      yo momma so damn hairy she got afros on her nipples and justin bingham likes it [read before jokes]

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    Yo Momma Lover said:

      Yo Momma’s so fat, that when she walked in front of my tv I missed all 6 seasons of American Idol!!!!!!!

  109. 109
    Yo Momma Lover said:

      Yo momma’s so fat, she fell in love and broke it!!!!!!

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    Yo Momma Lover said:

      Yo momma’s so stupid, that when I asked her what 4×4 was she said a type of truck!!!!!

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    Sho Mama said:

      Yo mama is soooo harry, when she folds her arms she looks like shes holding a baby bear!

      Yo mama is so harry when she wears a two piece, she looks like shes smuggling chewbacca!

      Yo mama is so harry, she shaves her back with a lawn mower!

  112. 112
    Anonymous said:

      you moma so poor i saw her kikcing a can acrros the street an i asked what are you doing? and she said moving.

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    BLT said:

      Your momma is soooo old, that the family portrait consist of her, Adam and Eve.

  114. 114
    BLT said:

      Yo momma was so ugly when she was born——the doctor threw her away, kept the afterbirth, and said “NOW THATS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!

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    BLT said:

      yo momma is so old——that God asked her “What you doing here? I aint created nothing yet.

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    sexy girl said:

      yo momma so fat that when she went outer space she just fall not float

  117. 117
    sexy girl said:

      do you want to have sex pimpdaddy I bet i will be sceaming

  118. 118
    sexy girl said:

      bitch

  119. 119
    sexy girl said:

      how old are you and do you want something done.

  120. 120
    Anonymous said:

      yo moms so fat when she sat on a monster truck she made it into a low rider!!!!!

      wat now biatches!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  121. 121
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma’s house is so small….I ordered an extra large pizza and we had to eat that bitch outside!!

  122. 122
    Anonymous said:

      ur mums so small she can commite sudide of a table

  123. 123
    Anonymous said:

      ur mum is so fat she had 2 enlarge her bedroom to sleep lool

  124. 124
    swiftz said:

      ur mums so dumb she locked her self in the toilet and pissed herself

  125. 125
    swiftz said:

      ur mums so fat when she went to the cinema she sat next to everybody

  126. 126
    swiftz said:

      ur mums so dumb she sold her car to buy petrol

  127. 127
    CROMER MAN said:

      UR MUM IZ SO DUM SHE PHONED A NXT CAB OFFICE WEN SHE WAS SITTIN IN 1

  128. 128
    swiftz said:

      UR MUMZ SO DUM SHE RANG 999 IN A POLICE STATION

  129. 129
    CROMER MAN said:

      wen ur mum got on the bus she said 2 the bus driver im a terrorist im guna blow ur bus up and she blown a ballon hah hah lol

  130. 130
    swiftz said:

      ryan ur so dum u dont no how to spell itv

  131. 131
    Rihanha said:

      Yo momma so poor, i went round her box & asked her what happened to her colour TV, she said she ran out of crayons

  132. 132
    swiftz said:

      UR SO SMALL U CAN DO BACKFLIPS UNDER UR BED

  133. 133
    BLT said:

      yo momma is so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflecion punched her in the face and said—-don’t you ever make me look that bad again

  134. 134
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so black when she drink water she piss out coffee

  135. 135
    warren said:

      yo momma so fat when shesung make it rain,cheeseburgers came out and said make it rain on me!

  136. 136
    warren said:

      yo momma so fat she tripped over taco bell,checkers,burger king,and landed face first on mcdonalds!!!!!!!!!!!

  137. 137
    warren said:

      yo momma so fat as her hous she goes to burger king on weekdays,mcdonalds on weekends, and checkers every summer

  138. 138
    six pack 12 yr old said:

      yo momma so horny she fucked 50 cents dick in different flavors,chocolate,vanilla,cookie dough,and tastes like yo momma BY-ATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  139. 139
    Romani said:

      Yo momma is so fuckin Stupid, the bitch jumped out of her window, and went UP!

  140. 140
    Romani said:

      Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, “I can’t believe it’s not butter”

  141. 141
    Romani said:

      Yo Mommas Teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, Traffic slows down!

  142. 142
    Romani said:

      Yo momma is so fuckin ugly, when she cuts up an onion, she makes IT cry!!

  143. 143
    Romani said:

      Yo momma is slutty, when I told her to turn on the lights after I banged her the other night, she opened the car door..

  144. 144
    Romani said:

      I asked your momma why her eyes are always so blood-shot after meals, she said the Buffet Mased her! LOL

  145. 145
    Romani said:

      Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company..

  146. 146
    Romani said:

      Yo momma is so Hairy, Big Foot takes pictures of HER!

  147. 147
    Romani said:

      Yo mommas breath is SO NASTY, She went to confession AND KILLED THE PRIEST!

  148. 148
    Romani said:

      Yo momma is so fuckin OLD, her social security number is in Roman Numerals
      XIXV-IMC-IIVXII

  149. 149
    Romani said:

      Yo momma is so fat, the bitch plays hop scotch like this……. Florida, , Georgia, , Virginia, , DC, New York……….

  150. 150
    Romani said:

      Yo momma is so fuckin fat, the bitch has to put on her belt wit a Boom-a-Rang…

  151. 151
    Romani said:

      Yo mommas breath is so nasty, when she breaths out, her TEETH DUCK!

  152. 152
    Romani said:

      Yo momma is so motha fuckin fat her foot ate her sock! and if that’s not bad enough, the bitch replaced it wit a pillow case and a hoola-hoop….

      Yo fuckers can’t touch this…… lol

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    Romani said:

      your momma snatch is so hairy, when shes naked it still looks like shes wearing a woolen bikini bottom…

  154. 154
    Romani said:

      Yo momma is so FAT, the other day, she sat on my face, and I COULDN”T HEAR THE STERIO! LMAO

  155. 155
    Romani said:

      Yo momma is so stupid, she though a quaterback was a refund…

  156. 156
    Romani said:

      Yo momma makes such ugly ass kids that when you were born the doctor took you out, looked at you, and slapped YO MOMMA

  157. 157
    Romani said:

      Yo momma is so fat, the other day I saw her wearing a red shirt and running down the street being chased by 53 kids screaming COOL AID MAN, COOL AID MAN

  158. 158
    Romani said:

      Yo momma is so ugly, Freddy Kruger has nightmares about HER!

  159. 159
    Romani said:

      Yo mommas titties are so saggy, she used to lay you on the floor and stand over you to Breast Feed ya!

  160. 160
    Romani said:

      Yo momma is so fat, she jumped off a diving bored, and killed Satan… LMMFAO

  161. 161
    Romani said:

      Yo momma is missin so many teeth, for halloween she painted her face orange, smiled, and went as a Jack-o-lantern

      Man I’m makin half these up on the fly and they beat most I’ve heard all year..lol

  162. 162
    Romani said:

      Yo mommas Cootchie is So Nasty lookin,,,,, Well,,,,…..,,,. You ever see a BullDog eat Mayonase….

  163. 163
    Romani said:

      Yo momma is so freakin Fat ,,, the other day she went for a walk wearing Cordaroise and caught FIRE!

  164. 164
    Romani said:

      Yo momma snatch is So used up, that when I was finished Fisting her, I had a different watch on! LMMFAOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOL

  165. 165
    Romani said:

      Yo mommas snatch is so huge that I thought I found a sneaker inside of her, till I pulled on it and realized it was Yo Daddy!

  166. 166
    Romani said:

      Yo mommas ears are so big, she uses a log and a feather pillow as a Q-Tip…

  167. 167
    Romani said:

      Yo Daddies pecker is so small, he uses an Acorn shell and a rubber band for a Jock-Strap

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    Romani said:

      Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is Chocolate Chip Possitive

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    ender said:

      YOUR MUM IS SO FAT SHE TAKES UP BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY

  170. 170
    swiftz said:

      UR MUMZ SO FAT WEN SHE TOLD ME HOW MUCH SHE WEIGHED I FOUGHT IT WAS HER PHONE NUMBA

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    dj said:

      yo momma is so fat she sat on a dolla bill and george washington started singing ohhh say can you see get your fat ass off me

  172. 172
    dj said:

      yo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of george washingtons nose

  173. 173
    Anonymous said:

      BRIELLE.

      DEAR,UMMMMMMM……….. I DO GET THE JOKE IT’S JUST THAT IT’S SOOOOO WAAAACK

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

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    mom said:

      yo momma so fat she got busted for 2000 pounds of crack.

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    pye said:

      yo momma like a big mac. Full of fat and worth a buck!!!

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    Hanna Montana said:

      yo momma iz so fat when there was a party she could not fit in the door

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    hanna montana said:

      if u do/do not think im hanna email me at lilsispisces@aol.com and as the subject rite HANNA MONTANA

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    OLE MISS_ said:

      yo momma is so dumb i was walking with her and saw a emvolope on the groungd and said wat r u doin she said i’m tryin to send e-mail

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    OLE MISS_ said:

      yo momma is so fat she seen a peice of cheese and said hostess tats good twinky yo momma thinks a banna is a twinke

      beat tat b yatches

  180. 180
    OLE MISS_ said:

      hanna yo momma IS SOOOOOOOOOOOODUM SHE THINK S TAT A DOLLAR BILL IS A PAYMENT
      PS UR OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSCHOOL ACT UR AGE !

  181. 181
    Romani said:

      Hey OLE MISS… Yo Momma shoulda Taught you how to MAKE SENCE you fuckin Douche Bag…lol
      God damn man, what the fuck is your issue. Do you even Know what an ISSUE is? Fuckin Dolt!

      I Love You..

  182. 182
    Romani said:

      Your mommas Cunt is so fuckin Stank, the ther day I want down on hEEEEEEEEeeRRuuGGGH… Sorry, I just Puked…..

  183. 183
    Romani said:

      Your mommas toenails are so fuckin sharp, the bitch can climb Glass

  184. 184
    Romani said:

      Yoour mommas snatch is so fuckin nasty that the other day while taking a shit, she accidently quieffed and a piece of her shit jumped up and flushed itself down the bowl….

  185. 185
    Romani said:

      Your momma is such a Ho, when I was finished fingering her, I had on 2 different Super-Bowl Rings!

  186. 186
    Romani said:

      Your mommas pussy is so Hairy it looks like shes smuggling Chubackas nephwew in her womb…

  187. 187
    Romani said:

      Yo momma is so fuckin stupid that I farted and she said “Yippy Yippy Tiddely wink puncher, Bostful Accident of Rather melt cramps”

      Now “Thats One Stupid Bitch”!

  188. 188
    Romani said:

      Your mommas pussy is so nasty, her Dildo Screams RAAAPPPEE!

  189. 189
    Romani said:

      Your momma snatch is so fuckin Nasty, her panties commited suicide!!!!!!

  190. 190
    Romani said:

      Your mommas titties are so fuckin saggy her underwire went on strike!

  191. 191
    Romani said:

      Your momma twat is so fuckin big, her Vibrator uses a “Z” battery

  192. 192
    Romani said:

      Your mommas asshole is so stinky her last piece of shit came out on a stretcher!!

  193. 193
    Romani said:

      Your mommas teeth are so fuckin Bucked, she sneezed and bit a hole in her chest

  194. 194
    Romani said:

      Your mommas tits are so saggy, her nipple have rug burn

  195. 195
    Romani said:

      Your mommas mouth is so stretched out from suckin cock that the other day she hick-uped and the neighbors cat disappeared…

  196. 196
    Romani said:

      Your momma pops out so many black kids that she doesn’t know when shes takin a shit or giving birth….LMMFAO

      I am a Yo Momma GOD… Recognize FOOO!

  197. 197
    Romani said:

      Your momma sucks so much cock, her tongue has a Callous on it!

  198. 198
    Romani said:

      Your momma bush is so thick, her crabs have night-vision goggles and drive dune buggys

  199. 199
    Romani said:

      Your momma is so confussed about who yo daddy is SHE HAS A RESERVED SEAT ON THE MAURY POVICH SHOW!

  200. 200
    Romani said:

      Your mommas twat is so fuckin disease ridden the bitch uses monastat 7-TEEN

  201. 201
    Romani said:

      Yo mommas pussy is so fuckin nasty, she gets Sour Dough yeast infections!!!

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    Romani said:

      Your mommas back is so hairy, she did the back spin on the living room carpet, and got stuck!!!!

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    Romani said:

      Your momma pussy is so fuckin nasty that her tampon took her clit hostage… RELEASE ME OR I’LL KILL THIS MOTHA FUCKAAA!! “Oh shit, dis mutha fucka already Deeeaaaad!”

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    Romani said:

      Your momma pussy is so fuckin nasty that her tampon took her clit hostage… RELEASE ME OR I’LL KILL THIS MOTHA FUCKAAA!!

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    Romani said:

      Your mommas is so fuckin used up, this site is dedicated to HER!

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    Romani said:

      Your momma is so fuckin Ghetto, her last eviction notice was served on a public bathroom door

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    Romani said:

      Your momma is so fuckin Ghetto, that bitch takes FOOD STAMPS for BLOW JOBS!

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    Romani said:

      Your momma Glasses is SO THICK she looks at a map and sees Niggas Waving!

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    Romani said:

      Yo mommas Glasses are so thick, the bitch can look at you and read your Thoughts!

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    Romani said:

      Your mommas feet are so stinky, her Odor eaters Threw Up!

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    Romani said:

      Your mommas feet are so fuckin Stanky that her Doctor Scholls had to go back to medical school!

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    Romani said:

      Your mommas eyes are so fuckin crossed her nose says, “”What the fuck You lookin at Bitch!”"”

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    Romani said:

      Your mommas pussy lips are so fuckin swollen her clit ring is actually a Holla-Hoop

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    Romani said:

      Yo mOmma is such a fuckin Ho, that I AM YO DADDY!

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    Romani said:

      Yo mommas cunt hole is so fuckin vicious, the last guy that went down on her, never came back up!

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    Romani said:

      Your momma is so stupid, she thought aroma theropy was a counciling session for her nose…

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    Romani said:

      your momma is so poor they put a picture of HER on the front of Foodstamps

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    Romani said:

      Your momma is so Poor, the bitch can’t afford to Pay Attention

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    Romani said:

      Your momma is so fuckin FAT she Fell in Love and Broke It!

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    shaun said:

      ya momma’s sooooo fat wen she look up at the sky the alins cry

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    shaun said:

      ya mums soooo fat wen her teeth r yellow she spits butter hah hah lol

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    shaun said:

      yo mumma’s sooo fat da wen she sits in the bath theres no water

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    shaun said:

      ya mums so fat da wen she sings it rains

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    shaun said:

      ya mum’s soooo fat da wen she lies on her bed it snaps in little peacies

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    shaun said:

      yo mums da fat da wen she see da bin men she chases dem with a shoppin list

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    Aurora LIGHT said:

      yo momma’s so bright that she kicked out god from heaven

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    Michael said:

      Yo mumma’s so fat she is the eigth wonder of the world and can been see from space.

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    lowrider said:

      YO MOMMA IS SUCH A SLUT THAT I WOULD HAVE BEN UR DAD BUT THE DOG BEAT ME TO IT

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    bitch said:

      yoo mamma so stoped your dad sad it was chily out side and she ran out side with a spoon

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    Aricka said:

      yo mama is so damn skinny, when she goes to da strip club they use her as the strippin pole

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    MIRANDA said:

      yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

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    MIRANDA said:

      yo mamma so ugly she joined an ugly compotition and they said “Sorry no professionals”

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    MIRANDA said:

      yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

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    MIRANDA said:

      yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to the Superbowl

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    e-pimpin said:

      yo mama is so ugly her birth certicate was a apology letter from trojan

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    e-pimpin said:

      yo mom so stupid that she though fat joe was skinny

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    e-pimpin said:

      yo mom so poor she eats cereal wit a fork 2 save milk

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    e-pimpin said:

      yo mom so poor she needs a coupan for the dollar store

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    Romani said:

      Yo momma is so nasty, the other day she begged me to get her pregnant, So I Jerked off in her shoe, and let the Flys do the rest…LMAO That’s nasty

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    Anonymous said:

      ur mama is so fat shes fat

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    taneale said:

      yo mumma so like a fan that when i turn her on she blows

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    taneale said:

      yo mummas so ugly that when she looks in das mirror it shatters and she keeps thinking to herself why does the window always brake

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    nick said:

      yo momma so old when i looked in her year book i saw jesus

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    nick said:

      yo momma so ugly she has to trick or treat on the phone

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    nick said:

      yo momma so dumb she died cause she couldnt find the 11 button in 911

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    nick said:

      yo mommas so fat she bit a school bus and said “wheres the filling?”

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    ace said:

      Yo momma is so fat people get stuck in her ass

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    ace said:

      yo momma is so ugly she scares blind kids