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Yo momma’s so sexy, i ripped my pants when she bent over.
Tweetyo momma is so dumb she even cant spell mtv…
TweetYo momma so dumb when she drop you off at school she got a ticket for littering
Tweetyo momma so stupid that when I asked her how her baby boy was she told me oh he’s not a baby no more.
Tweetyo momma like my trash can, gets dumped every other week!
Tweetyo momma is so fat she is fat
Tweetyomomma so fat that when she saw a school bus go by she said come back twinkie
TweetYo momma so fat that when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singin, ” We are Family! ” : p
TweetYo Mamma so stupied, I walked into her house and caught her yelling in an envolope and I said. What are you doing. She said, trying to send voice mail!
TweetThis is for all of yall. You guys are talking about my mamma everyday, but you know what. I Ain`t got no mamma because me and my daddy shared yours!
TweetMy momma so nutz, she gets buried by squirrils
TweetBut your momma is so nutz, she wears a jock strap as clothes
TweetYour mommas nipples are so hairy and i like it :}
Tweeteeeeewwwww Bogham thats gross!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma wuz breastfeeding me and she said vanilla or chocalte
Tweetyo two smoove yo momma iz so poor i asked can i watch tv and she said i ran out of pictures
TweetHey Peter - Yo Momma is such a slut, she pulled her teeth so she could be better at oral.
Tweetyo momma so fat tha wen she wen to class she sat next to EVERYBODY!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow an skittles popped out!!!!!
Tweetur muthas so dumb she djs for the ice-cream truck !
Tweetyo momma so fat, isi a bird, isi a plane NO its yo MOMMA!!
Tweetyour muthas so greedy she got chukd out of an all u can eat restaurant
TweetYo momma so fat she went to new mexico and farted and that’s what caused huracaine katrina
TweetYour mommas so fat when she put on a pair of BVD’s by the time they got to her waist they spelled BOULEVARD!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mommas so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
TweetYo momma’s so poor you went to her house and asked where the bathrooms were and she said pick a corner, any corner
TweetYo momma’s so poor you went to her house and asked where the bathrooms were and she said pick a corner, any corner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mammas so fat shes on both sides of the family
TweetYo mommas so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, SHE STRIKES OIL!!!
TweetYo mommas so ugly, ur dad took her to work so he did not have to kiss her goodbye
Tweetyo mommas so fat she wakes up in sections!!!
Tweetyo mommas so fat she has more chins than a Hong-Kong phone book
TweetYO MOMMAS SO FAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF HOT DOG BUNS
Tweetyer mommas so fat when her beeper goes off, people think shes backing up
Tweetur mommas so fat the highway controll center made her wear a CAUTION, WIDE TURN sign
Tweetur moms so fat her nickname is DAY-UM
Tweetur moms so fat she has he own brand of jeans, FAJ- FAT ASS JEANS
TweetUR MOMMAS LIKE A BOWLING BALL-
TweetSHES PICKED UP, FINGERED, AND THROWN INTO THE GUTTER
HERES ONE FOR JOEK,
TweetUr moms so fat, i shot the bitch and gravy poured out
Danielle
Tweetur mommas so fat, her leggs are like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur moms so fat when i told her to haul ass, it took her two trips
Tweetur mommas so fat, I had to grease the doorposts and hold a twinkie on the other side to makeher get her fat ass through
Tweetur mommas so fat, she uses a mattres for a tampon
Tweetstephanie
Tweetur jokes r HIL-AR-E-OUS
ur mommas so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
TweetTHANX pimpdaddy
Tweetyo momma so fat, i saw her walkin down the street with a pig under her arms, i asked her where she got it and the pig said,”i won her at a raffle!”
Tweetyour momma sooo stupid i told her that the hurricane katrina hit she said,”why didnt you hit it back?”
Tweetyo momma so stupid i told her to turn the tv on so she started lickin her lips and playing with her boobs
Tweetyo momma so slow when she plays she makes the band skip
Tweethgyghyghy
TweetDee you are stupid your OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!
TweetYO MOMMA SO DUMB I TOLD HER 2 LOOK DOWN N SHE SAID THERES NOTHING THERE I SAID LOOK AGAIN THEN I SAID DICK BIG DICK OLD DICK YO MOMMA DICK UR DICK CUD GO THERE N THERE N THERE BUT MY DICK CUD GO ANYWHERE
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she didn’t know what 5+5 was she thought it was zero!!??
Tweetyo momma so ugly that when she looked out the window at night time she got arressted for mooning!
Tweetyo mooma is so stupid she cheats off all ur test and still fails
TweetUR MOMMA SO HAIRY WEN SHE WENT TO TAKE OFF HER PANTIES IT SOUNDED LIKE VELCROW
TweetYo mother is so old, her history textbook was a first edition
Tweetyou guys still suck.
you mommas so dumb she wrapped toilet paper around the tv, i asked”what are you doing, and she said ,”watching Pay-per-view”…. get it..(pay-per….paper) if you dont get it your a retard….
TweetYo momma
TweetYo momma is like a hardware store 10 cents a screw.
Tweetyo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving.
Tweetyo momma so fat she puts mayonaaise on her advil
TweetYo momma is such a whore, she lays more men than the bunny ranch
Tweetyo momma sooooo ugly……………………
Tweetshe’s
ugly
Tweetyo momma’s sooooooooooooo fat she had to buy a spandex car
oooooooooohhhhhhhh
Tweetyo momma so stupid when she had to do an essay she went home & had sex w/ a mexican saying essay essay
Tweetyo momma so stupid when sombody said christams was rite around the corner she went looking for it
Tweetnice one falon
Tweetyou moma so stupid she thinks the new york yankees are worth the money
Tweetyo momma so stupid i omost drowned her by plasing a scrach and sniff stiker on the bottom of a pool
Tweetyo momma is so gay ,i put my brothers blow uped doll in her room,and she started to masterbate
Tweetyo momma is so ugly, she makes blind kids cry
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW AND SKITTLES POPED OUT!
Tweetyou momma so ugly she mad medessa cry
Tweetyo momma not you momma
TweetNice one Nathan - so simply but smashing.
Yo momma so dumb, she tried out for american idol even though she’s mute.
Tweetlingerie model portfolio…
Are You Bored?…
Tweetyour momma sow old when i told her to act her age the bitch died
TweetYo Momma is stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
TweetYo Momma is so stupid when they said to take the 44 bus she took the 22 bus 2 times.
TweetYo Momma is so fat when she lays at the beach people run around saying “Free Willy!”
TweetYo Momma is so fat people run around her for EXERCISE!
TweetYo Momma’s House is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside!
TweetYo Momma so ugly she makes blind people run away screaming!
TweetYo momma so black she went to the black out school and the teacher counted her absent!
TweetYo momma is so harry she made king kong look jealous.Yo momma is so ugly she made the blind people scream.
TweetYo Momma sooooooooo fat wen we were playin hide nd go seek I spotted her behind Mount Everest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):)lol
TweetYo Mamma so fat at Halloween she wore black nd a lil gurl asked if she waz goin as da nite
TweetYo Momma breath’s sooooo bad her son isnt black she just breaths on him alot
Tweetyo so gay that u make ur momma look straight
Tweetyo momma is so fat that when somone screamed ‘look its godzill!’ we must make a sacarifice and holds up Micheal Jackson
Tweetyo momma is so dumb that she went to a resturant she didnt get a menu she gets an estimate
Tweetyo momma is so old that she was in Jesus’s yearbook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beat that bitches~~~~~
TweetYO mamma is so skinny,When she ate two coco nuts she got two sets of ballz
Tweetyo mamma is so gross,when she ate a banana she got a boner
Tweetbeat that bitches
Tweetyo momma breath so bad i asked her to smile and it look like a pittsburg stealer’s helmet
TweetYo momma so damn fat she was carrying a pig home one day from the circus and i asked “where did you get that” the pig says” i won her at the fair”
Tweetyo momma so broke that when i told her i was coming over i went threw the front door and the back at the same time.
Tweetyo momma’s so damn stupid i showed her my razr phone and she started scraping her face
Tweetyo momma so damn hairy she got afros on her nipples and justin bingham likes it [read before jokes]
TweetYo Momma’s so fat, that when she walked in front of my tv I missed all 6 seasons of American Idol!!!!!!!
TweetYo momma’s so fat, she fell in love and broke it!!!!!!
TweetYo momma’s so stupid, that when I asked her what 4×4 was she said a type of truck!!!!!
TweetYo mama is soooo harry, when she folds her arms she looks like shes holding a baby bear!
Yo mama is so harry when she wears a two piece, she looks like shes smuggling chewbacca!
Yo mama is so harry, she shaves her back with a lawn mower!
Tweetyou moma so poor i saw her kikcing a can acrros the street an i asked what are you doing? and she said moving.
TweetYour momma is soooo old, that the family portrait consist of her, Adam and Eve.
TweetYo momma was so ugly when she was born——the doctor threw her away, kept the afterbirth, and said “NOW THATS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma is so old——that God asked her “What you doing here? I aint created nothing yet.
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she went outer space she just fall not float
Tweetdo you want to have sex pimpdaddy I bet i will be sceaming
Tweetbitch
Tweethow old are you and do you want something done.
Tweetyo moms so fat when she sat on a monster truck she made it into a low rider!!!!!
wat now biatches!!!!!!!!!!!!1
TweetYo momma’s house is so small….I ordered an extra large pizza and we had to eat that bitch outside!!
Tweetur mums so small she can commite sudide of a table
Tweetur mum is so fat she had 2 enlarge her bedroom to sleep lool
Tweetur mums so dumb she locked her self in the toilet and pissed herself
Tweetur mums so fat when she went to the cinema she sat next to everybody
Tweetur mums so dumb she sold her car to buy petrol
TweetYo momma so poor, i went round her box & asked her what happened to her colour TV, she said she ran out of crayons
Tweetyo momma is so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflecion punched her in the face and said—-don’t you ever make me look that bad again
Tweetyo momma so black when she drink water she piss out coffee
Tweetyo momma so fat when shesung make it rain,cheeseburgers came out and said make it rain on me!
Tweetyo momma so fat she tripped over taco bell,checkers,burger king,and landed face first on mcdonalds!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so fat as her hous she goes to burger king on weekdays,mcdonalds on weekends, and checkers every summer
TweetYo mommas teeth are so yellow, “I can’t believe it’s not butter”
TweetYo Mommas Teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, Traffic slows down!
TweetYo momma is slutty, when I told her to turn on the lights after I banged her the other night, she opened the car door..
TweetI asked your momma why her eyes are always so blood-shot after meals, she said the Buffet Mased her! LOL
TweetYo momma is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company..
TweetYo momma is so Hairy, Big Foot takes pictures of HER!
TweetYo mommas breath is SO NASTY, She went to confession AND KILLED THE PRIEST!
TweetYo momma is so fat, the bitch plays hop scotch like this……. Florida, , Georgia, , Virginia, , DC, New York……….
TweetYo mommas breath is so nasty, when she breaths out, her TEETH DUCK!
Tweetyour momma snatch is so hairy, when shes naked it still looks like shes wearing a woolen bikini bottom…
TweetYo momma is so FAT, the other day, she sat on my face, and I COULDN”T HEAR THE STERIO! LMAO
TweetYo momma is so stupid, she though a quaterback was a refund…
TweetYo momma makes such ugly ass kids that when you were born the doctor took you out, looked at you, and slapped YO MOMMA
TweetYo momma is so fat, the other day I saw her wearing a red shirt and running down the street being chased by 53 kids screaming COOL AID MAN, COOL AID MAN
TweetYo momma is so ugly, Freddy Kruger has nightmares about HER!
TweetYo mommas titties are so saggy, she used to lay you on the floor and stand over you to Breast Feed ya!
TweetYo momma is so fat, she jumped off a diving bored, and killed Satan… LMMFAO
TweetYo momma is missin so many teeth, for halloween she painted her face orange, smiled, and went as a Jack-o-lantern
Man I’m makin half these up on the fly and they beat most I’ve heard all year..lol
TweetYo mommas Cootchie is So Nasty lookin,,,,, Well,,,,…..,,,. You ever see a BullDog eat Mayonase….
TweetYo momma is so freakin Fat ,,, the other day she went for a walk wearing Cordaroise and caught FIRE!
TweetYo momma snatch is So used up, that when I was finished Fisting her, I had a different watch on! LMMFAOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOL
TweetYo mommas snatch is so huge that I thought I found a sneaker inside of her, till I pulled on it and realized it was Yo Daddy!
TweetYo mommas ears are so big, she uses a log and a feather pillow as a Q-Tip…
TweetYo Daddies pecker is so small, he uses an Acorn shell and a rubber band for a Jock-Strap
TweetYo momma is so fat, her blood type is Chocolate Chip Possitive
TweetYOUR MUM IS SO FAT SHE TAKES UP BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY
TweetUR MUMZ SO FAT WEN SHE TOLD ME HOW MUCH SHE WEIGHED I FOUGHT IT WAS HER PHONE NUMBA
Tweetyo momma is so fat she sat on a dolla bill and george washington started singing ohhh say can you see get your fat ass off me
Tweetyo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of george washingtons nose
TweetBRIELLE.
DEAR,UMMMMMMM……….. I DO GET THE JOKE IT’S JUST THAT IT’S SOOOOO WAAAACK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Tweetyo momma so fat she got busted for 2000 pounds of crack.
Tweetyo momma like a big mac. Full of fat and worth a buck!!!
Tweetyo momma iz so fat when there was a party she could not fit in the door
Tweetif u do/do not think im hanna email me at lilsispisces@aol.com and as the subject rite HANNA MONTANA
Tweetyo momma is so dumb i was walking with her and saw a emvolope on the groungd and said wat r u doin she said i’m tryin to send e-mail
Tweetyo momma is so fat she seen a peice of cheese and said hostess tats good twinky yo momma thinks a banna is a twinke
beat tat b yatches
Tweethanna yo momma IS SOOOOOOOOOOOODUM SHE THINK S TAT A DOLLAR BILL IS A PAYMENT
TweetPS UR OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSCHOOL ACT UR AGE !
Your momma is such a Ho, when I was finished fingering her, I had on 2 different Super-Bowl Rings!
TweetYour mommas asshole is so stinky her last piece of shit came out on a stretcher!!
TweetYour mommas tits are so saggy, her nipple have rug burn
TweetYour momma pops out so many black kids that she doesn’t know when shes takin a shit or giving birth….LMMFAO
I am a Yo Momma GOD… Recognize FOOO!
TweetYour momma bush is so thick, her crabs have night-vision goggles and drive dune buggys
TweetYour momma is so confussed about who yo daddy is SHE HAS A RESERVED SEAT ON THE MAURY POVICH SHOW!
TweetYour mommas back is so hairy, she did the back spin on the living room carpet, and got stuck!!!!
TweetYo mommas Glasses are so thick, the bitch can look at you and read your Thoughts!
TweetYour mommas feet are so stinky, her Odor eaters Threw Up!
TweetYour momma is so stupid, she thought aroma theropy was a counciling session for her nose…
Tweetyour momma is so poor they put a picture of HER on the front of Foodstamps
TweetYour momma is so Poor, the bitch can’t afford to Pay Attention
Tweetya momma’s sooooo fat wen she look up at the sky the alins cry
Tweetya mums soooo fat wen her teeth r yellow she spits butter hah hah lol
Tweetyo mumma’s sooo fat da wen she sits in the bath theres no water
Tweetya mums so fat da wen she sings it rains
Tweetya mum’s soooo fat da wen she lies on her bed it snaps in little peacies
Tweetyo mums da fat da wen she see da bin men she chases dem with a shoppin list
Tweetyo momma’s so bright that she kicked out god from heaven
TweetYo mumma’s so fat she is the eigth wonder of the world and can been see from space.
TweetYO MOMMA IS SUCH A SLUT THAT I WOULD HAVE BEN UR DAD BUT THE DOG BEAT ME TO IT
Tweetyoo mamma so stoped your dad sad it was chily out side and she ran out side with a spoon
Tweetyo mama is so damn skinny, when she goes to da strip club they use her as the strippin pole
Tweetyo mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Tweetyo mamma so ugly she joined an ugly compotition and they said “Sorry no professionals”
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to the Superbowl
Tweetyo mama is so ugly her birth certicate was a apology letter from trojan
Tweetyo mom so stupid that she though fat joe was skinny
Tweetyo mom so poor she eats cereal wit a fork 2 save milk
Tweetyo mom so poor she needs a coupan for the dollar store
TweetYo momma is so nasty, the other day she begged me to get her pregnant, So I Jerked off in her shoe, and let the Flys do the rest…LMAO That’s nasty
Tweetur mama is so fat shes fat
Tweetyo mumma so like a fan that when i turn her on she blows
Tweetyo mummas so ugly that when she looks in das mirror it shatters and she keeps thinking to herself why does the window always brake
Tweetyo momma so old when i looked in her year book i saw jesus
Tweetyo momma so ugly she has to trick or treat on the phone
Tweetyo momma so dumb she died cause she couldnt find the 11 button in 911
Tweetyo mommas so fat she bit a school bus and said “wheres the filling?”
TweetYo momma is so fat people get stuck in her ass
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she scares blind kids
Tweetyo momma is so stinky i wouldnt let my dog sniff her ass
Tweetyo momma is so stinky i wouldnt let her sniff my dogs ass
Tweetmell is so cool she swims in a pool
TweetMR FOSTER IS SO COOL OH YA
TweetYour mums so fat, when she wore high heels she struck oil….!!
Tweetwhats the difference between to moma and a bowling ball you can only fit threefingers in a bowling ball
Tweethow do u know yo momas having a bad day she has a tampon tucked behind her ear and she cant find her pencil
Tweetteprast fill 554 extracti…
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TweetWhats the difference between yo Momma, and a bucket of Shit?
Tha Bucket
Tweetor
Yo Momma STINKS!
or
No one likes a bullet hole in a bucket..lol
online reverse auction performed…
reverse auction site online gathered…
TweetYou are all gay and very lame…Maybe you should go lick balls…BALL LICKA LICKA….Oh yea and if you are going to post a joke make sure it makes sense and that it’s funny…Because these are all soooo old…
Tweetinternet sports betting reversed…
sports betting line queried…
Tweetreplica watches coordinated…
watch replica maneuvered…
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she entered an ugly conte the judges said sorry no profesinals
yo momma so stupid she tok a ruler too see how long she slept
yo momma so at she doesn`t need the iternet because she`s already world wide
TweetYOU MOMMA TEETH ARE SO YELLOW SHE MADE THE SUN JEALOUS
TweetTeens…
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TweetUr mommas so fat that she uses the equator as a belt
Ur mommas so dumb that she cooked 2 minute noodles for 3 hrs
Ur mommas so dumb that she watched 60 minutes for 10 hrs
Ur mommas so fat that when she walked past the TV i mised 3 commercials
Tweetfree porno…
great post…
Tweetyour mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples
Tweetfree porno…
Agree…
Tweethello…
i agree…
TweetYo Momma’s so ugly, when I said she was ugly as hell, the Devil redecorated!
Tweetyo mommas so black she stopped in front of cops that were chasing her and they passed her
Tweetyo mommas so black they shined a flashlight and the light came back and said i cant find her
TweetYour mama’s so ugly she threw a boomarang and it didtn come back.
TweetYour mamas so stupid when i got a new razor phone she said dont cut yourself.
Tweetyo mama is like Home depot 25 cents a screw.
Tweetyo mama is like a door knob everybody gets a turn.
Tweetyo mama is like wal-mart always low prices.
Tweetipjer1hbcy8u0uyyuyde
Tweet“brianna y. so ugly she could be king kong grandma but king kong would be ashamed of her lolll!!! ha ha”
Tweet“brianna .y so ugly she can be king kong grandma {blame the parents} the worst part is shes only ten. lolll!!!
Tweetking cuttie q pluck these feathers you know this yo gurl
Tweetand her friend
yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet and the toilet said a b c d get yo fat ass off of me.
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT SHE PUT ON A PAIR OF GUESS JEANS AND THE ANSWER POPPED OUT.
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE DRIVES A SPANDEX CAR
Tweetur mamma so fat dat wen she jumped up 4 joy she got stuck
Tweetur mamma so old dat her birth certificicate gt expired
TweetYour mom is so crazy… she is ugly!!
Tweetyo momma so fat after i got done have sex with her she soked a ham
TweetYo momma so dumb se thought the 76ers was an ol folks home
Tweetyour mommas so fat that when she goes to brush her teeth they do rock, paper, scissors to see who’s turn it is
Tweetyou mom walks into a bar carrying a pig and the guy at the counter says sorry no pigs allowed and she says but this is my pet and the man at the counter says i wasn’t talking about your pet
Tweetyo mama so fat she sat on a corter and a buger poted out of george washing tons nose
Tweetyo mama so stupid she taught dark vader had asma
Tweetam sorry i shudent talk about your mama i dont even know the man!!!!
Tweetyo mama so fat she went to the ocean and caused hurrycane katrina!!!
TweetYO MAMA LIKE A FRYIN PAN…..ALWAYS SOMEONE THROWIN THEIR MEAT IN HER
Tweetyo mama so fat that she could not get up
Tweethello
Tweetso what school do u go to
Tweetyour mama so fat, a hurricane cuoldn’t blow her away.
Tweetyour mama so fat, her nickname is earthquake
Tweetyour mama so stank, she makes a can of sardines smell like a bouquet of roses.
Tweetyo mommas so fat she couldnt even get her tubes tide
Tweetyo mommas so old i told her to act her own age and the bitch died
Tweetyo mamma so dumb. she brought a spoon to the super bowl
TweetYo mamma is sooooo stupid, she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mamma is fat i took a pic of her last christmas and its still printing
Tweetyo mamma is fat i took a pic of her last christmas and its still printing
Tweetyo momma is so fat she wakes up in sections
TweetYo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Tweetyour mommas so fat, she tripped over the choredless phone
Tweetur momma so ugly, she made freddy cruger scream
Your mother is so fat, a school bus drove by and she ran after it screaming, “COME BACK TWINKIE!”
Tweetyo mama soo ugly she entered an ugly contest and the judges said [sorry no pro's]
Tweetyou guys are all some
Tweeti lied
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu
Tweetsorry this isn’t a momma joke but anyway
Tweetwhat cum first - the chicken or the egg
the rooster u get it cum! lol
yo mama is so ugly your dad has to bring her to work so he does have to kiss her goodbye.
Tweetyur mum is so ugly when she went to china everyone started running screeaming ‘its godzirra’
Tweetyur mum is so fat she had sex with a dinosaur
Tweetadd my msn above i rooted yur fat mum to make yu add it
Tweetyo momma so stupid she stoped at a stop sighn and waited for it to say go
Tweetyo moma iz so fat she plays pool wit da planits
Tweetyo moma so black win she jump in da pool she make coffy 4 da hole wourld
Tweetyo moma so stupid she sit on da tv 2 watch da coutch
Tweetyo moma so fat win she sit on da toilit it say A B C/1 2 3 get yo fat ass of of me. fat ass bitch
Tweetyo moma so old she has a wooden leg wit a kik stand on it
TweetYO MOM!
Tweetyour mum so old michal jackson thought thriller was back hahhahaahhahhahaa :L x
Tweetyo momma is so fat her crabs drive dunebuggys
Tweetyo momma is so fat she has a remote for the remote
Tweetyo mama iz lyke burger king cuz she tells her men “have it your way!”
Tweetyo so fat shes like FAT
Tweetyo momma so stupid she is stupid
Tweetyour momma so smelly that she should put perfume on
Tweetyour father
TweetYo momma got one big titty and one little, they call that bitch Biggie Smallz
Tweet-Yo Mama So Fat She Saw A Yellow Bus Full Of White Kids & Said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE! =P
TweetUr momma is so stupid she put 2 quarters on her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent
Tweetyo mamma so fat her belt size is the equator
TweetYo momma is so ugly she makes Howard Stern look good
TweetYo momma is so crazy, Riley Martin thinks she’s strange
TweetYo moma is so stupid when she gets robed the burgalers leave money
TweetYo Mammas so stupid the computer said push any key to continue and she didn’t know what to do
TweetYo mommy so ugly bob the builder even looked at her and said ” I Can’t fix that!”
TweetYou momma so poor I went over for dinner I saw 3 beans I took one and she said ” don’t be greedy!”
TweetYo momma so poor she drives a peanut
TweetYo momma so poor she drives a nut
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she tried to find a corner in a circular room
Tweetyo mama so old not even jesus wants her.
Tweetw4gw4eg
TweetYo mama so fat that when god looked down he said move the blimp !! ha ha lol lol
TweetYo mama is so hairy she needs to use a lawn mower to shave her legs
TweetAre you bored.. Nice
TweetAre you bored.. Slap-up
TweetAre you bored.. Tiptop
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