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Yo momma’s so sexy, i ripped my pants when she bent over.
yo momma is so dumb she even cant spell mtv…
Yo momma so dumb when she drop you off at school she got a ticket for littering
yo momma so stupid that when I asked her how her baby boy was she told me oh he’s not a baby no more.
yo momma like my trash can, gets dumped every other week!
yo momma is so fat she is fat
yomomma so fat that when she saw a school bus go by she said come back twinkie
Yo momma so fat that when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singin, ” We are Family! ” : p
Yo Mamma so stupied, I walked into her house and caught her yelling in an envolope and I said. What are you doing. She said, trying to send voice mail!
This is for all of yall. You guys are talking about my mamma everyday, but you know what. I Ain`t got no mamma because me and my daddy shared yours!
My momma so nutz, she gets buried by squirrils
But your momma is so nutz, she wears a jock strap as clothes
Your mommas nipples are so hairy and i like it :}
eeeeewwwww Bogham thats gross!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma is like a shotgun two cocks and she blowz
yo momma wuz breastfeeding me and she said vanilla or chocalte
yo two smoove yo momma iz so poor i asked can i watch tv and she said i ran out of pictures
Hey Peter - Yo Momma is such a slut, she pulled her teeth so she could be better at oral.
yo momma so fat tha wen she wen to class she sat next to EVERYBODY!!!!!
yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow an skittles popped out!!!!!
ur muthas so dumb she djs for the ice-cream truck !
yo momma so fat, isi a bird, isi a plane NO its yo MOMMA!!
your muthas so greedy she got chukd out of an all u can eat restaurant
Yo momma so fat she went to new mexico and farted and that’s what caused huracaine katrina
Your mommas so fat when she put on a pair of BVD’s by the time they got to her waist they spelled BOULEVARD!!!!!!!!
yo mommas so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
Yo momma’s so poor you went to her house and asked where the bathrooms were and she said pick a corner, any corner
Yo momma’s so poor you went to her house and asked where the bathrooms were and she said pick a corner, any corner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mammas so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mommas so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, SHE STRIKES OIL!!!
Yo mommas so ugly, ur dad took her to work so he did not have to kiss her goodbye
yo mommas so poor i went to her house and 3 cockroaches tried to jump me and take my wallet
yo mommas so fat she wakes up in sections!!!
yo mommas so fat she has more chins than a Hong-Kong phone book
YO MOMMAS SO FAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF HOT DOG BUNS
yer mommas so fat when her beeper goes off, people think shes backing up
ur mommas so fat the highway controll center made her wear a CAUTION, WIDE TURN sign
ur moms so fat her nickname is DAY-UM
ur moms so fat she has he own brand of jeans, FAJ- FAT ASS JEANS
UR MOMMAS LIKE A BOWLING BALL-
SHES PICKED UP, FINGERED, AND THROWN INTO THE GUTTER
HERES ONE FOR JOEK,
Ur moms so fat, i shot the bitch and gravy poured out
Danielle
ur mommas so fat, her leggs are like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur moms so fat when i told her to haul ass, it took her two trips
ur mommas so fat, I had to grease the doorposts and hold a twinkie on the other side to makeher get her fat ass through
ur mommas so fat, she uses a mattres for a tampon
stephanie
ur jokes r HIL-AR-E-OUS
ur mommas so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
THANX pimpdaddy
yo momma so fat, i saw her walkin down the street with a pig under her arms, i asked her where she got it and the pig said,”i won her at a raffle!”
your momma sooo stupid i told her that the hurricane katrina hit she said,”why didnt you hit it back?”
yo momma so stupid i told her to turn the tv on so she started lickin her lips and playing with her boobs
yo momma so slow when she plays she makes the band skip
hgyghyghy
Dee you are stupid your OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!
YO MOMMA SO DUMB I TOLD HER 2 LOOK DOWN N SHE SAID THERES NOTHING THERE I SAID LOOK AGAIN THEN I SAID DICK BIG DICK OLD DICK YO MOMMA DICK UR DICK CUD GO THERE N THERE N THERE BUT MY DICK CUD GO ANYWHERE
yo momma is so stupid she didn’t know what 5+5 was she thought it was zero!!??
yo momma so ugly that when she looked out the window at night time she got arressted for mooning!
yo mooma is so stupid she cheats off all ur test and still fails
UR MOMMA SO HAIRY WEN SHE WENT TO TAKE OFF HER PANTIES IT SOUNDED LIKE VELCROW
Yo mother is so old, her history textbook was a first edition
you guys still suck.
you mommas so dumb she wrapped toilet paper around the tv, i asked”what are you doing, and she said ,”watching Pay-per-view”…. get it..(pay-per….paper) if you dont get it your a retard….
Yo momma
Yo momma is like a hardware store 10 cents a screw.
yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving.
yo momma so fat she puts mayonaaise on her advil
Yo momma is such a whore, she lays more men than the bunny ranch
yo momma sooooo ugly……………………
she’s
ugly
yo momma’s sooooooooooooo fat she had to buy a spandex car
oooooooooohhhhhhhh
yo momma so stupid when she had to do an essay she went home & had sex w/ a mexican saying essay essay
yo momma so stupid when sombody said christams was rite around the corner she went looking for it
nice one falon
you moma so stupid she thinks the new york yankees are worth the money
yo momma so stupid i omost drowned her by plasing a scrach and sniff stiker on the bottom of a pool
yo momma is so gay ,i put my brothers blow uped doll in her room,and she started to masterbate
yo momma is so ugly, she makes blind kids cry
YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW AND SKITTLES POPED OUT!
you momma so ugly she mad medessa cry
yo momma not you momma
Nice one Nathan - so simply but smashing.
Yo momma so dumb, she tried out for american idol even though she’s mute.
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your momma sow old when i told her to act her age the bitch died
Yo Momma is stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo Momma is so stupid when they said to take the 44 bus she took the 22 bus 2 times.
Yo Momma is so fat when she lays at the beach people run around saying “Free Willy!”
Yo Momma is so fat people run around her for EXERCISE!
Yo Momma’s House is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside!
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind people run away screaming!
Yo momma so black she went to the black out school and the teacher counted her absent!
Yo momma is so harry she made king kong look jealous.Yo momma is so ugly she made the blind people scream.
Yo Momma sooooooooo fat wen we were playin hide nd go seek I spotted her behind Mount Everest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):)lol
Yo Mamma so fat at Halloween she wore black nd a lil gurl asked if she waz goin as da nite
Yo Momma breath’s sooooo bad her son isnt black she just breaths on him alot
yo so gay that u make ur momma look straight
yo momma is so fat that when somone screamed ‘look its godzill!’ we must make a sacarifice and holds up Micheal Jackson
yo momma is so dumb that she went to a resturant she didnt get a menu she gets an estimate
yo momma is so old that she was in Jesus’s yearbook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beat that bitches~~~~~
YO mamma is so skinny,When she ate two coco nuts she got two sets of ballz
yo mamma is so gross,when she ate a banana she got a boner
you momma so fucking poor that when she went to mcdonald’s she had to put a $1 cheeseburger on LAYAWAY!!
beat that bitches
yo momma breath so bad i asked her to smile and it look like a pittsburg stealer’s helmet
Yo momma so damn fat she was carrying a pig home one day from the circus and i asked “where did you get that” the pig says” i won her at the fair”
yo momma so broke that when i told her i was coming over i went threw the front door and the back at the same time.
yo momma’s so damn stupid i showed her my razr phone and she started scraping her face
yo momma so damn hairy she got afros on her nipples and justin bingham likes it [read before jokes]
Yo Momma’s so fat, that when she walked in front of my tv I missed all 6 seasons of American Idol!!!!!!!
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell in love and broke it!!!!!!
Yo momma’s so stupid, that when I asked her what 4×4 was she said a type of truck!!!!!
Yo mama is soooo harry, when she folds her arms she looks like shes holding a baby bear!
Yo mama is so harry when she wears a two piece, she looks like shes smuggling chewbacca!
Yo mama is so harry, she shaves her back with a lawn mower!
you moma so poor i saw her kikcing a can acrros the street an i asked what are you doing? and she said moving.
Your momma is soooo old, that the family portrait consist of her, Adam and Eve.
Yo momma was so ugly when she was born——the doctor threw her away, kept the afterbirth, and said “NOW THATS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!
yo momma is so old——that God asked her “What you doing here? I aint created nothing yet.
yo momma so fat that when she went outer space she just fall not float
do you want to have sex pimpdaddy I bet i will be sceaming
bitch
how old are you and do you want something done.
yo moms so fat when she sat on a monster truck she made it into a low rider!!!!!
wat now biatches!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo momma’s house is so small….I ordered an extra large pizza and we had to eat that bitch outside!!
ur mums so small she can commite sudide of a table
ur mum is so fat she had 2 enlarge her bedroom to sleep lool
ur mums so dumb she locked her self in the toilet and pissed herself
ur mums so fat when she went to the cinema she sat next to everybody
ur mums so dumb she sold her car to buy petrol
Yo momma so poor, i went round her box & asked her what happened to her colour TV, she said she ran out of crayons
yo momma is so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflecion punched her in the face and said—-don’t you ever make me look that bad again
yo momma so black when she drink water she piss out coffee
yo momma so fat when shesung make it rain,cheeseburgers came out and said make it rain on me!
yo momma so fat she tripped over taco bell,checkers,burger king,and landed face first on mcdonalds!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma so fat as her hous she goes to burger king on weekdays,mcdonalds on weekends, and checkers every summer
yo momma so horny she fucked 50 cents dick in different flavors,chocolate,vanilla,cookie dough,and tastes like yo momma BY-ATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma is so fuckin Stupid, the bitch jumped out of her window, and went UP!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, “I can’t believe it’s not butter”
Yo Mommas Teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, Traffic slows down!
Yo momma is so fuckin ugly, when she cuts up an onion, she makes IT cry!!
Yo momma is slutty, when I told her to turn on the lights after I banged her the other night, she opened the car door..
I asked your momma why her eyes are always so blood-shot after meals, she said the Buffet Mased her! LOL
Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company..
Yo momma is so Hairy, Big Foot takes pictures of HER!
Yo mommas breath is SO NASTY, She went to confession AND KILLED THE PRIEST!
Yo momma is so fuckin OLD, her social security number is in Roman Numerals
XIXV-IMC-IIVXII
Yo momma is so fat, the bitch plays hop scotch like this……. Florida, , Georgia, , Virginia, , DC, New York……….
Yo momma is so fuckin fat, the bitch has to put on her belt wit a Boom-a-Rang…
Yo mommas breath is so nasty, when she breaths out, her TEETH DUCK!
Yo momma is so motha fuckin fat her foot ate her sock! and if that’s not bad enough, the bitch replaced it wit a pillow case and a hoola-hoop….
Yo fuckers can’t touch this…… lol
your momma snatch is so hairy, when shes naked it still looks like shes wearing a woolen bikini bottom…
Yo momma is so FAT, the other day, she sat on my face, and I COULDN”T HEAR THE STERIO! LMAO
Yo momma is so stupid, she though a quaterback was a refund…
Yo momma makes such ugly ass kids that when you were born the doctor took you out, looked at you, and slapped YO MOMMA
Yo momma is so fat, the other day I saw her wearing a red shirt and running down the street being chased by 53 kids screaming COOL AID MAN, COOL AID MAN
Yo momma is so ugly, Freddy Kruger has nightmares about HER!
Yo mommas titties are so saggy, she used to lay you on the floor and stand over you to Breast Feed ya!
Yo momma is so fat, she jumped off a diving bored, and killed Satan… LMMFAO
Yo momma is missin so many teeth, for halloween she painted her face orange, smiled, and went as a Jack-o-lantern
Man I’m makin half these up on the fly and they beat most I’ve heard all year..lol
Yo mommas Cootchie is So Nasty lookin,,,,, Well,,,,…..,,,. You ever see a BullDog eat Mayonase….
Yo momma is so freakin Fat ,,, the other day she went for a walk wearing Cordaroise and caught FIRE!
Yo momma snatch is So used up, that when I was finished Fisting her, I had a different watch on! LMMFAOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOL
Yo mommas snatch is so huge that I thought I found a sneaker inside of her, till I pulled on it and realized it was Yo Daddy!
Yo mommas ears are so big, she uses a log and a feather pillow as a Q-Tip…
Yo Daddies pecker is so small, he uses an Acorn shell and a rubber band for a Jock-Strap
Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is Chocolate Chip Possitive
YOUR MUM IS SO FAT SHE TAKES UP BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY
UR MUMZ SO FAT WEN SHE TOLD ME HOW MUCH SHE WEIGHED I FOUGHT IT WAS HER PHONE NUMBA
yo momma is so fat she sat on a dolla bill and george washington started singing ohhh say can you see get your fat ass off me
yo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of george washingtons nose
BRIELLE.
DEAR,UMMMMMMM……….. I DO GET THE JOKE IT’S JUST THAT IT’S SOOOOO WAAAACK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
yo momma so fat she got busted for 2000 pounds of crack.
yo momma like a big mac. Full of fat and worth a buck!!!
yo momma iz so fat when there was a party she could not fit in the door
if u do/do not think im hanna email me at lilsispisces@aol.com and as the subject rite HANNA MONTANA
yo momma is so dumb i was walking with her and saw a emvolope on the groungd and said wat r u doin she said i’m tryin to send e-mail
yo momma is so fat she seen a peice of cheese and said hostess tats good twinky yo momma thinks a banna is a twinke
beat tat b yatches
hanna yo momma IS SOOOOOOOOOOOODUM SHE THINK S TAT A DOLLAR BILL IS A PAYMENT
PS UR OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSCHOOL ACT UR AGE !
Hey OLE MISS… Yo Momma shoulda Taught you how to MAKE SENCE you fuckin Douche Bag…lol
God damn man, what the fuck is your issue. Do you even Know what an ISSUE is? Fuckin Dolt!
I Love You..
Your mommas Cunt is so fuckin Stank, the ther day I want down on hEEEEEEEEeeRRuuGGGH… Sorry, I just Puked…..
Your mommas toenails are so fuckin sharp, the bitch can climb Glass
Yoour mommas snatch is so fuckin nasty that the other day while taking a shit, she accidently quieffed and a piece of her shit jumped up and flushed itself down the bowl….
Your momma is such a Ho, when I was finished fingering her, I had on 2 different Super-Bowl Rings!
Your mommas pussy is so Hairy it looks like shes smuggling Chubackas nephwew in her womb…
Yo momma is so fuckin stupid that I farted and she said “Yippy Yippy Tiddely wink puncher, Bostful Accident of Rather melt cramps”
Now “Thats One Stupid Bitch”!
Your mommas pussy is so nasty, her Dildo Screams RAAAPPPEE!
Your momma snatch is so fuckin Nasty, her panties commited suicide!!!!!!
Your mommas titties are so fuckin saggy her underwire went on strike!
Your momma twat is so fuckin big, her Vibrator uses a “Z” battery
Your mommas asshole is so stinky her last piece of shit came out on a stretcher!!
Your mommas teeth are so fuckin Bucked, she sneezed and bit a hole in her chest
Your mommas tits are so saggy, her nipple have rug burn
Your mommas mouth is so stretched out from suckin cock that the other day she hick-uped and the neighbors cat disappeared…
Your momma pops out so many black kids that she doesn’t know when shes takin a shit or giving birth….LMMFAO
I am a Yo Momma GOD… Recognize FOOO!
Your momma sucks so much cock, her tongue has a Callous on it!
Your momma bush is so thick, her crabs have night-vision goggles and drive dune buggys
Your momma is so confussed about who yo daddy is SHE HAS A RESERVED SEAT ON THE MAURY POVICH SHOW!
Your mommas twat is so fuckin disease ridden the bitch uses monastat 7-TEEN
Yo mommas pussy is so fuckin nasty, she gets Sour Dough yeast infections!!!
Your mommas back is so hairy, she did the back spin on the living room carpet, and got stuck!!!!
Your momma pussy is so fuckin nasty that her tampon took her clit hostage… RELEASE ME OR I’LL KILL THIS MOTHA FUCKAAA!! “Oh shit, dis mutha fucka already Deeeaaaad!”
Your momma pussy is so fuckin nasty that her tampon took her clit hostage… RELEASE ME OR I’LL KILL THIS MOTHA FUCKAAA!!
Your mommas is so fuckin used up, this site is dedicated to HER!
Your momma is so fuckin Ghetto, her last eviction notice was served on a public bathroom door
Your momma is so fuckin Ghetto, that bitch takes FOOD STAMPS for BLOW JOBS!
Yo mommas Glasses are so thick, the bitch can look at you and read your Thoughts!
Your mommas feet are so stinky, her Odor eaters Threw Up!
Your mommas feet are so fuckin Stanky that her Doctor Scholls had to go back to medical school!
Your mommas eyes are so fuckin crossed her nose says, “”What the fuck You lookin at Bitch!”"”
Your mommas pussy lips are so fuckin swollen her clit ring is actually a Holla-Hoop
Yo mOmma is such a fuckin Ho, that I AM YO DADDY!
Yo mommas cunt hole is so fuckin vicious, the last guy that went down on her, never came back up!
Your momma is so stupid, she thought aroma theropy was a counciling session for her nose…
your momma is so poor they put a picture of HER on the front of Foodstamps
Your momma is so Poor, the bitch can’t afford to Pay Attention
Your momma is so fuckin FAT she Fell in Love and Broke It!
ya momma’s sooooo fat wen she look up at the sky the alins cry
ya mums soooo fat wen her teeth r yellow she spits butter hah hah lol
yo mumma’s sooo fat da wen she sits in the bath theres no water
ya mums so fat da wen she sings it rains
ya mum’s soooo fat da wen she lies on her bed it snaps in little peacies
yo mums da fat da wen she see da bin men she chases dem with a shoppin list
yo momma’s so bright that she kicked out god from heaven
Yo mumma’s so fat she is the eigth wonder of the world and can been see from space.
YO MOMMA IS SUCH A SLUT THAT I WOULD HAVE BEN UR DAD BUT THE DOG BEAT ME TO IT
yoo mamma so stoped your dad sad it was chily out side and she ran out side with a spoon
yo mama is so damn skinny, when she goes to da strip club they use her as the strippin pole
yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
yo mamma so ugly she joined an ugly compotition and they said “Sorry no professionals”
yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to the Superbowl
yo mama is so ugly her birth certicate was a apology letter from trojan
yo mom so stupid that she though fat joe was skinny
yo mom so poor she eats cereal wit a fork 2 save milk
yo mom so poor she needs a coupan for the dollar store
Yo momma is so nasty, the other day she begged me to get her pregnant, So I Jerked off in her shoe, and let the Flys do the rest…LMAO That’s nasty
ur mama is so fat shes fat
yo mumma so like a fan that when i turn her on she blows
yo mummas so ugly that when she looks in das mirror it shatters and she keeps thinking to herself why does the window always brake
yo momma so old when i looked in her year book i saw jesus
yo momma so ugly she has to trick or treat on the phone
yo momma so dumb she died cause she couldnt find the 11 button in 911
yo mommas so fat she bit a school bus and said “wheres the filling?”
Yo momma is so fat people get stuck in her ass
yo momma is so ugly she scares blind kids
yo momma is so stinky i wouldnt let my dog sniff her ass
yo momma is so stinky i wouldnt let her sniff my dogs ass
mell is so cool she swims in a pool
MR FOSTER IS SO COOL OH YA
Your mums so fat, when she wore high heels she struck oil….!!
whats the difference between to moma and a bowling ball you can only fit threefingers in a bowling ball
how do u know yo momas having a bad day she has a tampon tucked behind her ear and she cant find her pencil
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Whats the difference between yo Momma, and a bucket of Shit?
Tha Bucket
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Yo Momma STINKS!
or
No one likes a bullet hole in a bucket..lol
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You are all gay and very lame…Maybe you should go lick balls…BALL LICKA LICKA….Oh yea and if you are going to post a joke make sure it makes sense and that it’s funny…Because these are all soooo old…
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yo momma so ugly when she entered an ugly conte the judges said sorry no profesinals
yo momma so stupid she tok a ruler too see how long she slept
yo momma so at she doesn`t need the iternet because she`s already world wide
YOU MOMMA TEETH ARE SO YELLOW SHE MADE THE SUN JEALOUS
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Ur mommas so fat that she uses the equator as a belt
Ur mommas so dumb that she cooked 2 minute noodles for 3 hrs
Ur mommas so dumb that she watched 60 minutes for 10 hrs
Ur mommas so fat that when she walked past the TV i mised 3 commercials
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your mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples
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Yo Momma’s so ugly, when I said she was ugly as hell, the Devil redecorated!
yo mommas so black she stopped in front of cops that were chasing her and they passed her
yo mommas so black they shined a flashlight and the light came back and said i cant find her
Your mama’s so ugly she threw a boomarang and it didtn come back.
Your mamas so stupid when i got a new razor phone she said dont cut yourself.
yo mama is like Home depot 25 cents a screw.
yo mama is like a door knob everybody gets a turn.
yo mama is like wal-mart always low prices.
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“brianna y. so ugly she could be king kong grandma but king kong would be ashamed of her lolll!!! ha ha”
“brianna .y so ugly she can be king kong grandma {blame the parents} the worst part is shes only ten. lolll!!!
king cuttie q pluck these feathers you know this yo gurl
and her friend
yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet and the toilet said a b c d get yo fat ass off of me.
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE PUT ON A PAIR OF GUESS JEANS AND THE ANSWER POPPED OUT.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE DRIVES A SPANDEX CAR
ur mamma so fat dat wen she jumped up 4 joy she got stuck
ur mamma so old dat her birth certificicate gt expired
Your mom is so crazy… she is ugly!!
yo momma so fat after i got done have sex with her she soked a ham
Yo momma so dumb se thought the 76ers was an ol folks home
your mommas so fat that when she goes to brush her teeth they do rock, paper, scissors to see who’s turn it is
you mom walks into a bar carrying a pig and the guy at the counter says sorry no pigs allowed and she says but this is my pet and the man at the counter says i wasn’t talking about your pet
yo mama so fat she sat on a corter and a buger poted out of george washing tons nose
yo mama so stupid she taught dark vader had asma
am sorry i shudent talk about your mama i dont even know the man!!!!
yo mama so fat she went to the ocean and caused hurrycane katrina!!!
YO MAMA LIKE A FRYIN PAN…..ALWAYS SOMEONE THROWIN THEIR MEAT IN HER
yo mama so fat that she could not get up
hello
so what school do u go to
your mama so fat, a hurricane cuoldn’t blow her away.
your mama so fat, her nickname is earthquake
your mama so stank, she makes a can of sardines smell like a bouquet of roses.
yo mommas so fat she couldnt even get her tubes tide
yo mommas so old i told her to act her own age and the bitch died
yo mamma so dumb. she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Yo mamma is sooooo stupid, she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch!!!!!!!
yo mamma is fat i took a pic of her last christmas and its still printing
yo mamma is fat i took a pic of her last christmas and its still printing
yo momma is so fat she wakes up in sections
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
your mommas so fat, she tripped over the choredless phone
ur momma so ugly, she made freddy cruger scream
Your mother is so fat, a school bus drove by and she ran after it screaming, “COME BACK TWINKIE!”
yo mama soo ugly she entered an ugly contest and the judges said [sorry no pro's]
you guys are all some
i lied
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu
sorry this isn’t a momma joke but anyway
what cum first - the chicken or the egg
the rooster u get it cum! lol
yo mama is so ugly your dad has to bring her to work so he does have to kiss her goodbye.
yur mum is so ugly when she went to china everyone started running screeaming ‘its godzirra’
yur mum is so fat she had sex with a dinosaur
add my msn above i rooted yur fat mum to make yu add it
yo momma so stupid she stoped at a stop sighn and waited for it to say go
yo moma iz so fat she plays pool wit da planits
yo moma so black win she jump in da pool she make coffy 4 da hole wourld
yo moma so stupid she sit on da tv 2 watch da coutch
yo moma so fat win she sit on da toilit it say A B C/1 2 3 get yo fat ass of of me. fat ass bitch
yo moma so old she has a wooden leg wit a kik stand on it
YO MOM!
your mum so old michal jackson thought thriller was back hahhahaahhahhahaa :L x
yo momma is so fat her crabs drive dunebuggys
yo momma is so fat she has a remote for the remote
yo mama iz lyke burger king cuz she tells her men “have it your way!”
yo so fat shes like FAT
yo momma so stupid she is stupid
your momma so smelly that she should put perfume on
your father
Yo momma got one big titty and one little, they call that bitch Biggie Smallz
-Yo Mama So Fat She Saw A Yellow Bus Full Of White Kids & Said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE! =P