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292 Responses to “Are You Bored?”

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  1. 1
    best said:

      Yo momma’s so sexy, i ripped my pants when she bent over.

  2. 2
    Godaddy said:

      yo momma is so dumb she even cant spell mtv…

  3. 3
    mama jokes said:

      Yo momma so dumb when she drop you off at school she got a ticket for littering

  4. 4
    A-Rod said:

      yo momma so stupid that when I asked her how her baby boy was she told me oh he’s not a baby no more.

  5. 5
    Derek said:

      yo momma like my trash can, gets dumped every other week!

  6. 6
    Yo Yo Yo said:

      yo momma is so fat she is fat

  7. 7
    Joek said:

      bitch

  8. 8
    mason said:

      yomomma so fat that when she saw a school bus go by she said come back twinkie

  9. 9
    Danielle said:

      Yo momma so fat that when she jumped into the ocean all the whales started singin, ” We are Family! ” : p

  10. 10
    Two sm00ve said:

      Yo Mamma so stupied, I walked into her house and caught her yelling in an envolope and I said. What are you doing. She said, trying to send voice mail!

  11. 11
    Two sm00ve said:

      This is for all of yall. You guys are talking about my mamma everyday, but you know what. I Ain`t got no mamma because me and my daddy shared yours!

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