292 Responses to “Are You Bored?”

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1. 100
   dbest said:
   Posted: February 5th, 2007

   yo mamma is so gross,when she ate a banana she got a boner

2. 101
   Delaney said:
   Posted: February 7th, 2007

   you momma so fucking poor that when she went to mcdonald’s she had to put a $1 cheeseburger on LAYAWAY!!

3. 102
   Delaney said:
   Posted: February 7th, 2007

   beat that bitches

4. 103
   Delaney said:
   Posted: February 7th, 2007

   yo momma breath so bad i asked her to smile and it look like a pittsburg stealer’s helmet

5. 104
   Delaney said:
   Posted: February 7th, 2007

   Yo momma so damn fat she was carrying a pig home one day from the circus and i asked “where did you get that” the pig says” i won her at the fair”

6. 105
   Delaney said:
   Posted: February 7th, 2007

   yo momma so broke that when i told her i was coming over i went threw the front door and the back at the same time.

7. 106
   Delaney said:
   Posted: February 7th, 2007

   yo momma’s so damn stupid i showed her my razr phone and she started scraping her face

8. 107
   Delaney said:
   Posted: February 7th, 2007

   yo momma so damn hairy she got afros on her nipples and justin bingham likes it [read before jokes]

9. 108
   Yo Momma Lover said:
   Posted: February 9th, 2007

   Yo Momma’s so fat, that when she walked in front of my tv I missed all 6 seasons of American Idol!!!!!!!

10. 109
    Yo Momma Lover said:
    Posted: February 9th, 2007

    Yo momma’s so fat, she fell in love and broke it!!!!!!

11. 110
    Yo Momma Lover said:
    Posted: February 9th, 2007

    Yo momma’s so stupid, that when I asked her what 4×4 was she said a type of truck!!!!!

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