290 Responses to “Are You Bored?”

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1. 111
   Sho Mama said:
   Posted: February 9th, 2007

   Yo mama is soooo harry, when she folds her arms she looks like shes holding a baby bear!

   Yo mama is so harry when she wears a two piece, she looks like shes smuggling chewbacca!

   Yo mama is so harry, she shaves her back with a lawn mower!

2. 112
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: February 10th, 2007

   you moma so poor i saw her kikcing a can acrros the street an i asked what are you doing? and she said moving.

3. 113
   BLT said:
   Posted: February 12th, 2007

   Your momma is soooo old, that the family portrait consist of her, Adam and Eve.

4. 114
   BLT said:
   Posted: February 12th, 2007

   Yo momma was so ugly when she was born——the doctor threw her away, kept the afterbirth, and said “NOW THATS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!

5. 115
   BLT said:
   Posted: February 12th, 2007

   yo momma is so old——that God asked her “What you doing here? I aint created nothing yet.

6. 116
   sexy girl said:
   Posted: February 12th, 2007

   yo momma so fat that when she went outer space she just fall not float

7. 117
   sexy girl said:
   Posted: February 12th, 2007

   do you want to have sex pimpdaddy I bet i will be sceaming

8. 118
   sexy girl said:
   Posted: February 12th, 2007

   bitch

9. 119
   sexy girl said:
   Posted: February 12th, 2007

   how old are you and do you want something done.

10. 120
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: February 13th, 2007

    yo moms so fat when she sat on a monster truck she made it into a low rider!!!!!

    wat now biatches!!!!!!!!!!!!1

11. 121
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: February 13th, 2007

    Yo momma’s house is so small….I ordered an extra large pizza and we had to eat that bitch outside!!

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