290 Responses to “Are You Bored?”

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1. 133
   BLT said:
   Posted: February 14th, 2007

   yo momma is so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflecion punched her in the face and said—-don’t you ever make me look that bad again

2. 134
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: February 14th, 2007

   yo momma so black when she drink water she piss out coffee

3. 135
   warren said:
   Posted: February 14th, 2007

   yo momma so fat when shesung make it rain,cheeseburgers came out and said make it rain on me!

4. 136
   warren said:
   Posted: February 14th, 2007

   yo momma so fat she tripped over taco bell,checkers,burger king,and landed face first on mcdonalds!!!!!!!!!!!

5. 137
   warren said:
   Posted: February 14th, 2007

   yo momma so fat as her hous she goes to burger king on weekdays,mcdonalds on weekends, and checkers every summer

6. 138
   six pack 12 yr old said:
   Posted: February 14th, 2007

   yo momma so horny she fucked 50 cents dick in different flavors,chocolate,vanilla,cookie dough,and tastes like yo momma BY-ATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. 139
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 15th, 2007

   Yo momma is so fuckin Stupid, the bitch jumped out of her window, and went UP!

8. 140
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 15th, 2007

   Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, “I can’t believe it’s not butter”

9. 141
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 15th, 2007

   Yo Mommas Teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, Traffic slows down!

10. 142
    Romani said:
    Posted: February 15th, 2007

    Yo momma is so fuckin ugly, when she cuts up an onion, she makes IT cry!!

11. 143
    Romani said:
    Posted: February 15th, 2007

    Yo momma is slutty, when I told her to turn on the lights after I banged her the other night, she opened the car door..

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