290 Responses to “Are You Bored?”

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1. 144
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 15th, 2007

   I asked your momma why her eyes are always so blood-shot after meals, she said the Buffet Mased her! LOL

2. 145
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 15th, 2007

   Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company..

3. 146
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 15th, 2007

   Yo momma is so Hairy, Big Foot takes pictures of HER!

4. 147
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 15th, 2007

   Yo mommas breath is SO NASTY, She went to confession AND KILLED THE PRIEST!

5. 148
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 15th, 2007

   Yo momma is so fuckin OLD, her social security number is in Roman Numerals
   XIXV-IMC-IIVXII

6. 149
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 15th, 2007

   Yo momma is so fat, the bitch plays hop scotch like this……. Florida, , Georgia, , Virginia, , DC, New York……….

7. 150
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 15th, 2007

   Yo momma is so fuckin fat, the bitch has to put on her belt wit a Boom-a-Rang…

8. 151
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 15th, 2007

   Yo mommas breath is so nasty, when she breaths out, her TEETH DUCK!

9. 152
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 15th, 2007

   Yo momma is so motha fuckin fat her foot ate her sock! and if that’s not bad enough, the bitch replaced it wit a pillow case and a hoola-hoop….

   Yo fuckers can’t touch this…… lol

10. 153
    Romani said:
    Posted: February 15th, 2007

    your momma snatch is so hairy, when shes naked it still looks like shes wearing a woolen bikini bottom…

11. 154
    Romani said:
    Posted: February 15th, 2007

    Yo momma is so FAT, the other day, she sat on my face, and I COULDN”T HEAR THE STERIO! LMAO

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