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Yo momma is so stupid, she though a quaterback was a refund…
Yo momma makes such ugly ass kids that when you were born the doctor took you out, looked at you, and slapped YO MOMMA
Yo momma is so fat, the other day I saw her wearing a red shirt and running down the street being chased by 53 kids screaming COOL AID MAN, COOL AID MAN
Yo momma is so ugly, Freddy Kruger has nightmares about HER!
Yo mommas titties are so saggy, she used to lay you on the floor and stand over you to Breast Feed ya!
Yo momma is so fat, she jumped off a diving bored, and killed Satan… LMMFAO
Yo momma is missin so many teeth, for halloween she painted her face orange, smiled, and went as a Jack-o-lantern
Man I’m makin half these up on the fly and they beat most I’ve heard all year..lol
Yo mommas Cootchie is So Nasty lookin,,,,, Well,,,,…..,,,. You ever see a BullDog eat Mayonase….
Yo momma is so freakin Fat ,,, the other day she went for a walk wearing Cordaroise and caught FIRE!
Yo momma snatch is So used up, that when I was finished Fisting her, I had a different watch on! LMMFAOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOL
Yo mommas snatch is so huge that I thought I found a sneaker inside of her, till I pulled on it and realized it was Yo Daddy!
Your Name or Momma's Name
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so stupid, she though a quaterback was a refund…
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma makes such ugly ass kids that when you were born the doctor took you out, looked at you, and slapped YO MOMMA
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat, the other day I saw her wearing a red shirt and running down the street being chased by 53 kids screaming COOL AID MAN, COOL AID MAN
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so ugly, Freddy Kruger has nightmares about HER!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo mommas titties are so saggy, she used to lay you on the floor and stand over you to Breast Feed ya!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat, she jumped off a diving bored, and killed Satan… LMMFAO
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is missin so many teeth, for halloween she painted her face orange, smiled, and went as a Jack-o-lantern
Man I’m makin half these up on the fly and they beat most I’ve heard all year..lol
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo mommas Cootchie is So Nasty lookin,,,,, Well,,,,…..,,,. You ever see a BullDog eat Mayonase….
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so freakin Fat ,,, the other day she went for a walk wearing Cordaroise and caught FIRE!
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo momma snatch is So used up, that when I was finished Fisting her, I had a different watch on! LMMFAOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOL
Posted: February 15th, 2007
Yo mommas snatch is so huge that I thought I found a sneaker inside of her, till I pulled on it and realized it was Yo Daddy!