297 Responses to “Are You Bored?”

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1. 166
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 15th, 2007

   Yo mommas ears are so big, she uses a log and a feather pillow as a Q-Tip…

2. 167
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 15th, 2007

   Yo Daddies pecker is so small, he uses an Acorn shell and a rubber band for a Jock-Strap

3. 168
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 15th, 2007

   Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is Chocolate Chip Possitive

4. 169
   ender said:
   Posted: February 16th, 2007

   YOUR MUM IS SO FAT SHE TAKES UP BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY

5. 170
   swiftz said:
   Posted: February 16th, 2007

   UR MUMZ SO FAT WEN SHE TOLD ME HOW MUCH SHE WEIGHED I FOUGHT IT WAS HER PHONE NUMBA

6. 171
   dj said:
   Posted: February 17th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat she sat on a dolla bill and george washington started singing ohhh say can you see get your fat ass off me

7. 172
   dj said:
   Posted: February 17th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of george washingtons nose

8. 173
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: February 18th, 2007

   BRIELLE.

   DEAR,UMMMMMMM……….. I DO GET THE JOKE IT’S JUST THAT IT’S SOOOOO WAAAACK

   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

9. 174
   mom said:
   Posted: February 21st, 2007

   yo momma so fat she got busted for 2000 pounds of crack.

10. 175
    pye said:
    Posted: February 23rd, 2007

    yo momma like a big mac. Full of fat and worth a buck!!!

11. 176
    Hanna Montana said:
    Posted: February 23rd, 2007

    yo momma iz so fat when there was a party she could not fit in the door

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