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292 Responses to “Are You Bored?”

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  1. 188
    Romani said:

      Your mommas pussy is so nasty, her Dildo Screams RAAAPPPEE!

  2. 189
    Romani said:

      Your momma snatch is so fuckin Nasty, her panties commited suicide!!!!!!

  3. 190
    Romani said:

      Your mommas titties are so fuckin saggy her underwire went on strike!

  4. 191
    Romani said:

      Your momma twat is so fuckin big, her Vibrator uses a “Z” battery

  5. 192
    Romani said:

      Your mommas asshole is so stinky her last piece of shit came out on a stretcher!!

  6. 193
    Romani said:

      Your mommas teeth are so fuckin Bucked, she sneezed and bit a hole in her chest

  7. 194
    Romani said:

      Your mommas tits are so saggy, her nipple have rug burn

  8. 195
    Romani said:

      Your mommas mouth is so stretched out from suckin cock that the other day she hick-uped and the neighbors cat disappeared…

  9. 196
    Romani said:

      Your momma pops out so many black kids that she doesn’t know when shes takin a shit or giving birth….LMMFAO

      I am a Yo Momma GOD… Recognize FOOO!

  10. 197
    Romani said:

      Your momma sucks so much cock, her tongue has a Callous on it!

  11. 198
    Romani said:

      Your momma bush is so thick, her crabs have night-vision goggles and drive dune buggys

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