292 Responses to “Are You Bored?”

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1. 188
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 27th, 2007

   Your mommas pussy is so nasty, her Dildo Screams RAAAPPPEE!

2. 189
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 27th, 2007

   Your momma snatch is so fuckin Nasty, her panties commited suicide!!!!!!

3. 190
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 27th, 2007

   Your mommas titties are so fuckin saggy her underwire went on strike!

4. 191
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 27th, 2007

   Your momma twat is so fuckin big, her Vibrator uses a “Z” battery

5. 192
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 27th, 2007

   Your mommas asshole is so stinky her last piece of shit came out on a stretcher!!

6. 193
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 27th, 2007

   Your mommas teeth are so fuckin Bucked, she sneezed and bit a hole in her chest

7. 194
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 27th, 2007

   Your mommas tits are so saggy, her nipple have rug burn

8. 195
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 27th, 2007

   Your mommas mouth is so stretched out from suckin cock that the other day she hick-uped and the neighbors cat disappeared…

9. 196
   Romani said:
   Posted: February 27th, 2007

   Your momma pops out so many black kids that she doesn’t know when shes takin a shit or giving birth….LMMFAO

   I am a Yo Momma GOD… Recognize FOOO!

10. 197
    Romani said:
    Posted: February 27th, 2007

    Your momma sucks so much cock, her tongue has a Callous on it!

11. 198
    Romani said:
    Posted: February 27th, 2007

    Your momma bush is so thick, her crabs have night-vision goggles and drive dune buggys

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