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290 Responses to “Are You Bored?”

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  1. 199
    Romani said:

      Your momma is so confussed about who yo daddy is SHE HAS A RESERVED SEAT ON THE MAURY POVICH SHOW!

  2. 200
    Romani said:

      Your mommas twat is so fuckin disease ridden the bitch uses monastat 7-TEEN

  3. 201
    Romani said:

      Yo mommas pussy is so fuckin nasty, she gets Sour Dough yeast infections!!!

  4. 202
    Romani said:

      Your mommas back is so hairy, she did the back spin on the living room carpet, and got stuck!!!!

  5. 203
    Romani said:

      Your momma pussy is so fuckin nasty that her tampon took her clit hostage… RELEASE ME OR I’LL KILL THIS MOTHA FUCKAAA!! “Oh shit, dis mutha fucka already Deeeaaaad!”

  6. 204
    Romani said:

      Your momma pussy is so fuckin nasty that her tampon took her clit hostage… RELEASE ME OR I’LL KILL THIS MOTHA FUCKAAA!!

  7. 205
    Romani said:

      Your mommas is so fuckin used up, this site is dedicated to HER!

  8. 206
    Romani said:

      Your momma is so fuckin Ghetto, her last eviction notice was served on a public bathroom door

  9. 207
    Romani said:

      Your momma is so fuckin Ghetto, that bitch takes FOOD STAMPS for BLOW JOBS!

  10. 208
    Romani said:

      Your momma Glasses is SO THICK she looks at a map and sees Niggas Waving!

  11. 209
    Romani said:

      Yo mommas Glasses are so thick, the bitch can look at you and read your Thoughts!

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