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292 Responses to “Are You Bored?”

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  1. 210
    Romani said:

      Your mommas feet are so stinky, her Odor eaters Threw Up!

  2. 211
    Romani said:

      Your mommas feet are so fuckin Stanky that her Doctor Scholls had to go back to medical school!

  3. 212
    Romani said:

      Your mommas eyes are so fuckin crossed her nose says, “”What the fuck You lookin at Bitch!”"”

  4. 213
    Romani said:

      Your mommas pussy lips are so fuckin swollen her clit ring is actually a Holla-Hoop

  5. 214
    Romani said:

      Yo mOmma is such a fuckin Ho, that I AM YO DADDY!

  6. 215
    Romani said:

      Yo mommas cunt hole is so fuckin vicious, the last guy that went down on her, never came back up!

  7. 216
    Romani said:

      Your momma is so stupid, she thought aroma theropy was a counciling session for her nose…

  8. 217
    Romani said:

      your momma is so poor they put a picture of HER on the front of Foodstamps

  9. 218
    Romani said:

      Your momma is so Poor, the bitch can’t afford to Pay Attention

  10. 219
    Romani said:

      Your momma is so fuckin FAT she Fell in Love and Broke It!

  11. 220
    shaun said:

      ya momma’s sooooo fat wen she look up at the sky the alins cry

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