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297 Responses to “Are You Bored?”

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  1. 287
    sophie said:

      ur mamma so old dat her birth certificicate gt expired

  2. 288
    My Momma said:

      Your mom is so crazy… she is ugly!!

  3. 289
    mike said:

      yo momma so fat after i got done have sex with her she soked a ham

  4. 290
    sexi man said:

      Yo momma so dumb se thought the 76ers was an ol folks home

  5. 291
    yo momma said:

      your mommas so fat that when she goes to brush her teeth they do rock, paper, scissors to see who’s turn it is

  6. 292
    yo momma said:

      you mom walks into a bar carrying a pig and the guy at the counter says sorry no pigs allowed and she says but this is my pet and the man at the counter says i wasn’t talking about your pet

  7. 293
    sdt said:

      yo mama so fat she sat on a corter and a buger poted out of george washing tons nose

  8. 294
    sdt said:

      yo mama so stupid she taught dark vader had asma

  9. 295
    sdt said:

      am sorry i shudent talk about your mama i dont even know the man!!!!

  10. 296
    sdt said:

      yo mama so fat she went to the ocean and caused hurrycane katrina!!!

  11. 297
    Anonymous said:

      YO MAMA LIKE A FRYIN PAN…..ALWAYS SOMEONE THROWIN THEIR MEAT IN HER

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