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292 Responses to “Are You Bored?”

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  1. 23
    crazy_chix said:

      yo momma so fat, isi a bird, isi a plane NO its yo MOMMA!!

  2. 24
    crazy_chix said:

      your muthas so greedy she got chukd out of an all u can eat restaurant

  3. 25
    Dee said:

      Yo momma so fat she went to new mexico and farted and that’s what caused huracaine katrina

  4. 26
    stephanie said:

      Your mommas so fat when she put on a pair of BVD’s by the time they got to her waist they spelled BOULEVARD!!!!!!!!

  5. 27
    stephanie said:

      yo mommas so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

  6. 28
    stephanie said:

      Yo momma’s so poor you went to her house and asked where the bathrooms were and she said pick a corner, any corner

  7. 29
    stephanie said:

      Yo momma’s so poor you went to her house and asked where the bathrooms were and she said pick a corner, any corner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. 30
    stephanie said:

      yo mammas so fat shes on both sides of the family

  9. 31
    stephanie said:

      Yo mommas so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, SHE STRIKES OIL!!!

  10. 32
    stephanie said:

      Yo mommas so ugly, ur dad took her to work so he did not have to kiss her goodbye

  11. 33
    stephanie said:

      yo mommas so poor i went to her house and 3 cockroaches tried to jump me and take my wallet

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