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290 Responses to “Are You Bored?”

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  1. 34
    stephanie said:

      yo mommas so fat she wakes up in sections!!!

  2. 35
    stephanie said:

      yo mommas so fat she has more chins than a Hong-Kong phone book

  3. 36
    stephanie said:

      YO MOMMAS SO FAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF HOT DOG BUNS

  4. 37
    stephanie said:

      yer mommas so fat when her beeper goes off, people think shes backing up

  5. 38
    stephanie said:

      ur mommas so fat the highway controll center made her wear a CAUTION, WIDE TURN sign

  6. 39
    stephanie said:

      ur moms so fat her nickname is DAY-UM

  7. 40
    stephanie said:

      ur moms so fat she has he own brand of jeans, FAJ- FAT ASS JEANS

  8. 41
    stephanie said:

      UR MOMMAS LIKE A BOWLING BALL-
      SHES PICKED UP, FINGERED, AND THROWN INTO THE GUTTER

  9. 42
    stephanie said:

      HERES ONE FOR JOEK,
      Ur moms so fat, i shot the bitch and gravy poured out

  10. 43
    stephanie said:

      Danielle
      ur mommas so fat, her leggs are like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. 44
    stephanie said:

      ur moms so fat when i told her to haul ass, it took her two trips

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