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290 Responses to “Are You Bored?”

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  1. 45
    stephanie said:

      ur mommas so fat, I had to grease the doorposts and hold a twinkie on the other side to makeher get her fat ass through

  2. 46
    stephanie said:

      ur mommas so fat, she uses a mattres for a tampon

  3. 47
    pimpdaddy said:

      stephanie
      ur jokes r HIL-AR-E-OUS

  4. 48
    stephanie said:

      ur mommas so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer

  5. 49
    stephanie said:

      THANX pimpdaddy

  6. 50
    makailyn said:

      yo momma so fat, i saw her walkin down the street with a pig under her arms, i asked her where she got it and the pig said,”i won her at a raffle!”

  7. 51
    makailyn said:

      your momma sooo stupid i told her that the hurricane katrina hit she said,”why didnt you hit it back?”

  8. 52
    makailyn said:

      yo momma so stupid i told her to turn the tv on so she started lickin her lips and playing with her boobs

  9. 53
    Tony C said:

      yo momma so slow when she plays she makes the band skip

  10. 54
    Anonymous said:

      hgyghyghy

  11. 55
    Tony C said:

      Dee you are stupid your OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!

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