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290 Responses to “Are You Bored?”

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  1. 56
    dougie dirt said:

      YO MOMMA SO DUMB I TOLD HER 2 LOOK DOWN N SHE SAID THERES NOTHING THERE I SAID LOOK AGAIN THEN I SAID DICK BIG DICK OLD DICK YO MOMMA DICK UR DICK CUD GO THERE N THERE N THERE BUT MY DICK CUD GO ANYWHERE

  2. 57
    Matthew said:

      yo momma is so stupid she didn’t know what 5+5 was she thought it was zero!!??

  3. 58
    caitlyn said:

      yo momma so ugly that when she looked out the window at night time she got arressted for mooning!

  4. 59
    carl said:

      yo mooma is so stupid she cheats off all ur test and still fails

  5. 60
    NATIANA said:

      UR MOMMA SO HAIRY WEN SHE WENT TO TAKE OFF HER PANTIES IT SOUNDED LIKE VELCROW

  6. 61
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo mother is so old, her history textbook was a first edition

  7. 62
    ummm... said:

      you guys still suck.

      you mommas so dumb she wrapped toilet paper around the tv, i asked”what are you doing, and she said ,”watching Pay-per-view”…. get it..(pay-per….paper) if you dont get it your a retard….

  8. 63
    jonathan said:

      Yo momma

  9. 64
    jonathan said:

      Yo momma is like a hardware store 10 cents a screw.

  10. 65
    jonathan said:

      yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving.

  11. 66
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat she puts mayonaaise on her advil

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