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297 Responses to “Are You Bored?”

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  1. 89
    Anonymous said:

      Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind people run away screaming!

  2. 90
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so black she went to the black out school and the teacher counted her absent!

  3. 91
    Jr said:

      Yo momma is so harry she made king kong look jealous.Yo momma is so ugly she made the blind people scream.

  4. 92
    Crazy_Gurlxox said:

      Yo Momma sooooooooo fat wen we were playin hide nd go seek I spotted her behind Mount Everest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):)lol

  5. 93
    Crazy_Gurlxox said:

      Yo Mamma so fat at Halloween she wore black nd a lil gurl asked if she waz goin as da nite

  6. 94
    Crazy_Gurlxox said:

      Yo Momma breath’s sooooo bad her son isnt black she just breaths on him alot

  7. 95
    Anonymous said:

      yo so gay that u make ur momma look straight

  8. 96
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat that when somone screamed ‘look its godzill!’ we must make a sacarifice and holds up Micheal Jackson

  9. 97
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so dumb that she went to a resturant she didnt get a menu she gets an estimate

  10. 98
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so old that she was in Jesus’s yearbook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      beat that bitches~~~~~

  11. 99
    dbest said:

      YO mamma is so skinny,When she ate two coco nuts she got two sets of ballz

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