220 Yo Momma Jokes in “August 2007 Make Fun of Your Momma”
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Yo momma like a fortune cookie…everytime I open her up, I always find something new
Tweetyo momma breath smell so bad she cant help but to talk shit!
Tweetyo momma so fat she dont use a g string she uses a g rope!
yo so fat da only difference between her nd a horse is 1’s a 400 pound mammmal nd ones a horse!
yo’ mama is so dumd she aksed me what’s the letter after X? and i said Y and she said cause i wanna know i told yo’ mama drink’s were on the house so she went and got a ladder
Tweetyo mama so poor i saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut
Tweetyo’ mama so poor she waves around a popsicle and calle it air-conditioning
yo mama so fat people exercise by jogging around her!
when you tell yo’ mama to haul ass she’s gotta make two trips.
yo’ mama so fat when she goes to a restaurant she even orders the thankyou come again
yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads “one at time please.”
when i asked yo’ amam what was for dinner she pulled out a gun and said next thing that moves!”
Tweetyo’ mama so poor when i walked into her house two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet
yo’daddy so poor burglars break into his house ans leave money
yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker
yo momma so dirty she has to creep on bath water
Tweetyo momma so stiupd a rock hit the ground she said EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetYO MOMMA SO BALD YOU CAN SEE WAT SHE IS THINKING…..
TweetYO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE PUT SOIL ON THE GROUND IN SAID STAY AWAY FROM MY PLANT……..
TweetYO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE MADE FREDDY COGGER… SAY DAMN WAT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!
TweetYO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE MADE ROACHES RUN AWAY…..
TweetYO MOMMA HOUSE SO SMALL SHE HAD TO GO OUTSIDE TO CHANGE HER MIND…..
TweetYo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she closes her mouth her stumache lights up!
TweetYo mama so fat she has to drive a spandex car!
TweetYo mama so stupid that she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO STUPID THAT WHEN SHE SAW A DODGE TRUCK SHE STARTED DODGING THE TRUCKS.
TweetYo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,”Damn, is it Halloween already?”
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!
Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
there all my jokes
TweetYo momma is so ugly that when she walked into the bathroom she scared the shit out of the toilet!!
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Tweetyour mommas so poor she can`t afford to pay attention
Tweetyour mommas so fat that she irons her pants in the driveway
Tweetyour mommas so fat when she wears a yellow sweater people yell taxi
Tweetyour mommas so fat that when she goes on the scale it says… no phone numbers please
TweetThe “Only” thing stopping Yo Mama from going to Jenny Craig’s is the Door frame…
Tweetyo mommas breath is so nasty that if she was a starwars character she’d be Chucaca!
TweetYo mama is so fat that she has to shove 100 of tampons in her arse.
Tweetyo momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainmow skittles popped out……..
Tweetyo momma is so fat that when she ordered a water bed the put a blanket over the ocean………
Yo momma is so ugly that even jail isn’t the place for her.
TweetYo Momma is so fat that when she wants to go to Dairy Queen She has them run out of ice cream for her “Mount Everest ice cream Sundae”.
Tweetyo mamas so yo mama shes your mama
Tweetur momma so ugly when she joined the circus they made her the finale
TweetYou mama so fat weight watchers can’t stand to look at her
Tweetyo mama so short when she jumped off a curb she commided suicide
Tweetyo mama so ugly she every body started to move to the moon
Tweetyo mama so ugly every body started to move to the moon
TweetYO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE CRIES THE TEARS ROLL DOWN THE BACK OF HER HEAD TO AVOID HER FACE.
Tweetwhen yo momma went on the biggest loser they said” sorry we don’t perform miraces”
Tweetyour mums ass is so hairy it looks like dawn kings about to pop out and say “Sweet home in america”
TweetYo momma so fat that when shes wearin blue everybody thinks the sky is falling.
TweetYo momma so skinny that when guys go to a strip joint they think shes the pole and they grind on her!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma is so fat when shen fell over the government called out a state of emergency
Tweetur momma is so fat she saw a bus full of white people she yelled(RUN AWAY TWINKY
Tweetur momma is so fat she went in a 4 person truck and couldnt fit (They need an extention cab 4 her)
Tweetyo mama is like a escalade 6 men fit inside of her.
Tweetyo mama so stupid that she put quarters in a parking meter and waited for a gumball
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO SWIM AT THE OCEAN THE WHALES WHERE SINGING, ” WE ARE FAMILY, EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATER THEN ME.”
Tweethi peoples. yo mama’s so fat , she jumped an ocean and the whole world flooded!
Tweetyo mamas so fat she jumped up and down, and the entire world thout there was an earthquake!!1
Yo mama is so lesbian, she left ur dad for a Women
TweetYo mama so slutty, she had sex w/ ME!!!
Tweetur weird sexy boy
TweetYo mamma is so stupid when ever she buys a apple she closes the door so that she won’t waste the vitamins.
yo mama is so big they use her to destroy houses
yo mamma is so stupid she use a tin opener to hijack a car
yo mamma is so black at work they mark her upsent
yo mamma is so stupid when they ask her, her name she said ask my mamma
Tweetyo daddy is so ugly he got yo mamma when she was drunk
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she went to in and out she couldnt get in or out.
TweetYO momma`s so fat,when she put down a basket,people hopped in and said “let`s go for a ride“!!
TweetI am the last person to post on this month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT…THAT WHEN SHE START WALKING..PEOPLE THOUGHT GOD WAS COMING BACK..
YEH , WE KNO THAT DOSENT MAKE SENSE AT ALL.
TweetKIRSTAN , SHIMEA DANIELLE, &GAY DARIUS
YO MAMA SO STUPID..MRS DEARMAN SAID LOG INTO THE COMPUTER, SHE TOOK THE COMPUTER APART & STARTED TYPING.
HAHAHAHAHH GAYYYY
TweetHE IS SO GAYY
yo momma so stupid the fired her from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W
yo momma teeth so yellow wen she close her mouth her face glows
Tweetyo momma is ugly and fat
Tweetyo momma is so fat the last time she saw 7804545 was on her scale
Tweetyo momma is so fat the last time she saw 789455 was on her scale
TweetYo momma’s so fat that the last time she saw her phone number was on her Mc.Donalds bill
TweetYo momma is like a perpetiual device nobody can stop her………
Yo momma is like a vaccum cleaner because she sucks,blows,and gets laid in the closet.
Yo mommma is like a gasoline store you gotta pay b4 u pump..
Yo momma is so stupid they told her to take the 44 bus and she took the 22 twice..
Yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a tax refund…
TweetYo momma is so fat.When she steped into the ocean the whales said we are family even though your fatter then me.
TweetYa mums so cheap its 10c a screw
Tweetopps stuffed that lol…. ok
yo mums like a hardware store… 10c a screw… there =)
Tweetyo mama so short i can c her feet in her drivin liscenseLOOOOL:P
Tweetyo mama so ugly wen her mum gave birth to her she sed wah a treasusre n her dad sed yeee lets go bury her:|
yo momma so dumb the doorbell rang and she checked the microwave
Tweetyo momma so fat her nipples touch her back
yo momma so dumb she tripped on a cell phone cord
yo momma so fat she she started to jump in the pool and the water jumped out and said i’ll wait my turn
yo momma so ugly her mom had to feed her with a slingshot
yo momma so fat ´n ugly, NASA made a special shuttle so we could shout “FREE WILLEY!!” when we could see her on the moon with the naked eye.
im so glad to see my tax money is making a REAL difference now
Tweetoh, for comments on my last post, just refer to me as ABRAHAM LINKON
Tweeteww u guys are soo lame i mean how old are theses jokes if u see them on here y repeat them derr “LOSERS”
TweetYOUR MOMMA IS SO DAM POOR YOUR DINNER IS GOING TO KFC AND LICKING THE MEAT OFF OF PEOPLES FINGERS
YOUR MOMMA IS LIKE A MOSQITO SHE WON’T STOP SUKING TILL I SLAP HER
TweetYOUR MOM IS LIKE A RACE CAR SHE BURNES 4 RUBERS A DAY
TweetLIKE IT SAYS IN PRINT IM THE BEST!!!!
TweetWHERES ALL THE COMPOTION OUT ON DATES WITH THERE MOMS!!!
TweetYOUR MOM IS SO POOR SHE CAN’T PAY TO PAY ATTENTION
YOU MOM IS SO FAT SHE FELL AND MADE IT TO THE GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOM IS SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON THE TOLIET IT SANG A B C 1 2 3 GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!!!!
ALRIGHT GUYS IM OUT
Tweetur mom iz like a f@t @$$ on a stick damn she dony=t no wut 2 do wit it…I SUCK SHIT… DUMP
Tweetyo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles all the cars start to slow down!!!.
Tweetur mom sucks shit and sucks more shit
TweetYo momma’s head is so big, when she lays down at night her pillow braces for impact.
TweetYA MOMMA SO BLACK WHEN SHE PUT BABY-OiL ON SHE LOOK LiKE PATENT LEATHER.
TweetYA MOMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE LOOK iN THE MIRROR HER REFLECTiON DUCKS,
YA MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE GOT A MAKEOVER DONE A PiMP MY RiDE.
yo momma so stupid she bought a solord powered flash light
Tweetyo momma so dumb she tried getting hook on phonics
Tweetyo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stucked
Tweetyo mamas teeth so yellow, whenever she smile in church, the choir starts sangin, “let it shine, let it shine, lettttttt it shine”
TweetJesus loves you and he died for your sins. so go to church and get saved. we are all going to die one day. and on that day, you will stand before Jesus Christ, your Lord and creator and he will judge you for everything you did on this earth. so be ready folks. be ready. look to the sky for the day of the Lords return is near.
TweetYo Mama us so stuiped she bumped are parked car
TweetYo Mama is so stuiped she bumped a parked car
Tweetyo mama is so stupid that you she stole free bread
TweetYO MOMMA SUCH A SLUT WHEN SHE DID A SPLIT SHE LEFT A STAIN O THE FLOOR
Tweetmy momma islike berry bonds she hits home runs all the time
TweetYo momma so fat she walked into jc pennpies and got a group sale
Tweetyo mamma is so old she turned to dust
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she fell and made it the Grand C
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yo mama so fat she layed on the beach and hawaii had a tsunami
TweetYour momma’s so fat she went to the ocean and the whales started singing “We are family even thowe your bigger than me.”
Tweetshe id do fat she went to the ocean and the whales started singing “We are family even thowe your bigger than me.”
Tweetyour mum is so cheap, she goes to KFC just to lick peoples fingers
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Tweetyo momma so dumb she had you
Tweetyo mammma so damb ugly when i saw her i thought it was godzilla
Tweetyo momma so fat she buys her bras at autozone…..
Tweetyo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watch the couch
TweetU R A BITCH
TweetYO MOMMA WALKS AROUND WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS “PAYING COSTOMERS ONLY.”
Tweetyo momma so stupid that she had to peek over a glass wall to see whats on the other side
Tweetyour mumma is a prick
Tweetyo father is soooooooooooo gay even micheal jackson wont rape him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Tweetyo mama so ugly when she was addopted she went missing for 1 day and she got back she was thrown in the orphan jail and she found a condom on de floor and put it on and den she got runnd over.
Tweethow funny is dat
Tweetdont make fun of godzilla he kwl
Tweeti need someone to talk
Tweetyo momma so fat she got shox on her toilet
Tweetyo momma so fat she dont jump the fence she break it
yo momma so nasty the the trash take her out
yo momma soooo fat she jumped into thin air and got stuck
yo momma so hairy she got shot wit a tranqulizer gun the park ranger sed sorry wen she woke up i thot u wer big foot
yo momma soooooooooooo stoopid she stares at apple juice becuz on the box it sed concentrate
Psyco yo mamma is so stupid she had you
TweetPsyco yo mamma is so stupid she had you.
TweetPsyco yo mamma is so stupid she had you.
Tweetyo
Tweetyo mama so ugly she doesn’t need a costume for haloween
Tweetmy brother is so addicted to warofwarcraft he needs my mom to bring up his food and a bathroom boul
Tweetyo mama so dumb when she neded to put out a fire she used gasoline
Tweetyo dada so dumb when he was in war he ran infront of the cannon when it was shooting
Tweetyo momma so fat she outsized jupiter
Tweetyour mama is so dumb when someone put frosting on a grenade she thought it was a cake so she ate it then boom!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mamma so fat that people thought her butt was an atm
TweetYo mama is so fat, when she fell, I didn’t mean to laugh but the ground was cracking up.
yo mama so fat, she use paintrollers for lipstick.
Yo mama like a dog, she do anything for buiscuit.
Tweetyo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
yo mama so stupid theres a picture of her next to stupid on the dictionary
TweetYo mama so poor her TV,has only two channels on and off.
TweetYo mama so fat, when I saw her in the middle of the road, I swerved around her and my car ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat, she has more rolls then a bakery.
Yo mama so fat, she has more chins then the chonese phonebook.
Yo mama so ugly, your dad takes her to work to avoid giving her a goodbye kiss.
Yo mama so ugly, they use her face as a cookie cutter to make goril;la cookies.
Yo Mama’s breath smells so bad, when she burps, her teeth duck.
TweetYo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied “moving”
TweetUR MAMA SO HOT I PUT MY DICK IN HER MOUTH
TweetYo jokes so stupid you make yourself look smart
Tweetyour so ugly jokes
Tweetur momma so ugly jokes
Tweetyomommasofat
Tweetyour moma is like a vaccum cause she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet
Tweetyour maama’s is so hairy the langwage she speakes is wookie
Tweetpoop is cool
Tweetnow I’ll be in touch..
Tweethm… bookmarked )
Tweethmm. really like it
Tweetnow I’ll stay tuned..
Tweetyour mommas so harry sheshe shaves every hr
Tweethh. 10x
Tweethmm.. strange thoughts
Tweetyo mama so attractive..well only for the ugliest people on earth !
Tweetyo mama so stupid..she thought that the valcanoe was a hot tub so she jumped in there and said oh hell this is cold.
Tweetyes.. nice ! x
Tweetyes.. 10x for style x
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she got ran over by a park car
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she was driving and she saw the stop sign and she stopped and waited for a go
your mom is so…………………
Tweetyo momma is so dum wen your dad farted she said hoos gonna pay the gass bills
TweetSix of one and half a dozen of the other.
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