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152 Responses to “August 2007 Make Fun of Your Momma”

  1. 1
    CrazyDille said:

      My momma is so- Wtf? Who would wanna make fun of their own damn mom….OH NO! SHE HEARD THAT-SHES COMING IN!! AHHHHHHH!!!!

  2. 2
    William White said:

      Yo momma like a fortune cookie…everytime I open her up, I always find something new

  3. 3
    benny g said:

      yo momma breath smell so bad she cant help but to talk shit!
      yo momma so fat she dont use a g string she uses a g rope!
      yo so fat da only difference between her nd a horse is 1’s a 400 pound mammmal nd ones a horse!

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    angel and donald said:

      yo’ mama is so dumd she aksed me what’s the letter after X? and i said Y and she said cause i wanna know i told yo’ mama drink’s were on the house so she went and got a ladder

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    angel and donald said:

      yo mama so poor i saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut
      yo’ mama so poor she waves around a popsicle and calle it air-conditioning
      yo mama so fat people exercise by jogging around her!
      when you tell yo’ mama to haul ass she’s gotta make two trips.
      yo’ mama so fat when she goes to a restaurant she even orders the thankyou come again
      yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads “one at time please.”

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    angel and donald said:

      when i asked yo’ amam what was for dinner she pulled out a gun and said next thing that moves!”
      yo’ mama so poor when i walked into her house two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet
      yo’daddy so poor burglars break into his house ans leave money
      yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker

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    shree said:

      yo momma so dirty she has to creep on bath water

  8. 8
    shree said:

      yo momma so stiupd a rock hit the ground she said EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. 9
    shree said:

      YO MOMMA SO BALD YOU CAN SEE WAT SHE IS THINKING…..

  10. 10
    shree said:

      YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE PUT SOIL ON THE GROUND IN SAID STAY AWAY FROM MY PLANT……..

  11. 11
    shree said:

      YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE MADE FREDDY COGGER… SAY DAMN WAT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!

  12. 12
    shree said:

      YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE MADE ROACHES RUN AWAY…..

  13. 13
    shree said:

      YO MOMMA HOUSE SO SMALL SHE HAD TO GO OUTSIDE TO CHANGE HER MIND…..

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    Brandon said:

      Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she closes her mouth her stumache lights up!

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    Brandon said:

      Yo mama so fat she has to drive a spandex car!

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    B-man said:

      Yo mama so stupid that she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

  17. 17
    ben said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID THAT WHEN SHE SAW A DODGE TRUCK SHE STARTED DODGING THE TRUCKS.

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    Your mama said:

      Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”

      Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

      Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

      Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

      Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

      Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

      Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

      Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

      Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

      Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

      Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.

      Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

      Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

      Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,”Damn, is it Halloween already?”

      Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

      Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

      Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

      Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!

      Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

      Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

      Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

      Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

      Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

      Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

      Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!

      Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!

      Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.

      Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!

      Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.

      Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

      Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.

      Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

      there all my jokes

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    ben said:

      Yo momma is so ugly that when she walked into the bathroom she scared the shit out of the toilet!!

      haha

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    karlie said:

      your mommas so poor she can`t afford to pay attention

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    karlie said:

      your mommas so fat that she irons her pants in the driveway

  22. 22
    karlie said:

      your mommas so fat when she wears a yellow sweater people yell taxi

  23. 23
    karlie said:

      your mommas so fat that when she goes on the scale it says… no phone numbers please

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    Anonymous said:

      The “Only” thing stopping Yo Mama from going to Jenny Craig’s is the Door frame…

  25. 25
    vanessa said:

      yo mommas breath is so nasty that if she was a starwars character she’d be Chucaca!

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    pritha said:

      Yo mama is so fat that she has to shove 100 of tampons in her arse.

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    carla said:

      yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainmow skittles popped out……..
      yo momma is so fat that when she ordered a water bed the put a blanket over the ocean………

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    Anonymous said:

      This website has to pick up the pace! You waited until the 22nd of August to make up an August 2007 category! When September 1st comes, please make
      a September 2007 category so people won’t get lost.

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    Anonymous said:

      This website has to pick up the pace! You waited until the 22nd of August to make up an August 2007 category! When September 1st comes, please
      make a September 2007 category so people won’t write their comments on the
      wrong month.

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    G-girl said:

      Yo momma is so ugly that even jail isn’t the place for her.

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    G-girl said:

      Yo Momma is so fat that when she wants to go to Dairy Queen She has them run out of ice cream for her “Mount Everest ice cream Sundae”.

  32. 32
    bitch36 said:

      yo mamas so yo mama shes your mama

  33. 33
    jpnight said:

      ur momma so ugly when she joined the circus they made her the finale

  34. 34
    sochie42 said:

      You mama so fat weight watchers can’t stand to look at her

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    jake said:

      yo mama so short when she jumped off a curb she commided suicide

  36. 36
    jake said:

      yo mama so ugly she every body started to move to the moon

  37. 37
    jake said:

      yo mama so ugly every body started to move to the moon

  38. 38
    jake said:

      g-girl sounds hot,g-girl send a messeg to this again and say somthing back plz

  39. 39
    jake said:

      g-girl ur joke is funny lololololololololol,how old are u ill chek later by

  40. 40
    jake said:

      nice one venessa

  41. 41
    jake said:

      y in the hell would i wanna joke my own mom

  42. 42
    jake said:

      =p

  43. 43
    jake said:

  44. 44
    jake said:

      g-girl can me and u go out if we can send back at this yo mama thing k but !!!! ok just send back plz

  45. 45
    Anonymous said:

      Bitch PLZ

  46. 46
    JOE MAMA said:

      YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE CRIES THE TEARS ROLL DOWN THE BACK OF HER HEAD TO AVOID HER FACE.

  47. 47
    Dy-man said:

      when yo momma went on the biggest loser they said” sorry we don’t perform miraces”

  48. 48
    Dy-man said:

      hey jake ur a gimp

  49. 49
    Jonny Ste Stefan Craig CTK said:

      your mums ass is so hairy it looks like dawn kings about to pop out and say “Sweet home in america”

  50. 50
    Jonny Ste Stefan Craig CTK said:

      stefan smokes weed

  51. 51
    brittani wilkins said:

      Yo momma so fat that when shes wearin blue everybody thinks the sky is falling.

  52. 52
    brittani wilkins said:

      Yo momma so skinny that when guys go to a strip joint they think shes the pole and they grind on her!!!!!!!!!!!

  53. 53
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat when shen fell over the government called out a state of emergency

  54. 54
    milkman123 said:

      ur momma is so fat she saw a bus full of white people she yelled(RUN AWAY TWINKY

  55. 55
    milkman123 said:

      ur momma is so fat she went in a 4 person truck and couldnt fit (They need an extention cab 4 her)

  56. 56
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is like a escalade 6 men fit inside of her.

  57. 57
    jakeline said:

      yo mama so stupid that she put quarters in a parking meter and waited for a gumball

  58. 58
    M3X!C0 said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO SWIM AT THE OCEAN THE WHALES WHERE SINGING, ” WE ARE FAMILY, EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATER THEN ME.”

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    like ur gettin' my name!!! said:

      hi peoples. yo mama’s so fat , she jumped an ocean and the whole world flooded!
      yo mamas so fat she jumped up and down, and the entire world thout there was an earthquake!!1

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    like ur gettin' my name!!! said:

      Yo mama is so lesbian, she left ur dad for a Women

  61. 61
    sexy boy! said:

      Yo mama so slutty, she had sex w/ ME!!!

  62. 62
    like ur gettin' my name said:

      ur weird sexy boy

  63. 63
    Naughty Noni said:

      Yo mamma is so stupid when ever she buys a apple she closes the door so that she won’t waste the vitamins.

      yo mama is so big they use her to destroy houses

      yo mamma is so stupid she use a tin opener to hijack a car

      yo mamma is so black at work they mark her upsent

      yo mamma is so stupid when they ask her, her name she said ask my mamma

  64. 64
    Naughty Noni said:

      yo daddy is so ugly he got yo mamma when she was drunk

  65. 65
    ashley miller said:

      yo momma’s so fat when she puts on her lip stick she uses a paint roller

  66. 66
    rachel said:

      yo momma is so fat when she went to in and out she couldnt get in or out.

  67. 67
    BJ said:

      YO momma`s so fat,when she put down a basket,people hopped in and said “let`s go for a ride“!!

  68. 68
    H. Jordan fan said:

      I am the last person to post on this month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay

  69. 69
    DARIUS BUSH said:

      YO MOMMA SO FAT…THAT WHEN SHE START WALKING..PEOPLE THOUGHT GOD WAS COMING BACK..

      YEH , WE KNO THAT DOSENT MAKE SENSE AT ALL.
      KIRSTAN , SHIMEA DANIELLE, &GAY DARIUS

  70. 70
    DARIUS BUSH said:

      YO MAMA SO STUPID..MRS DEARMAN SAID LOG INTO THE COMPUTER, SHE TOOK THE COMPUTER APART & STARTED TYPING.

      HAHAHAHAHH GAYYYY
      HE IS SO GAYY

  71. 71
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so stupid the fired her from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W

      yo momma teeth so yellow wen she close her mouth her face glows

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    Redneck Guy said:

      yo momma is ugly and fat

  73. 73
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 7804545 was on her scale

  74. 74
    jeremy said:

      yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 789455 was on her scale

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    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so fat that the last time she saw her phone number was on her Mc.Donalds bill

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma is like a perpetiual device nobody can stop her………

      Yo momma is like a vaccum cleaner because she sucks,blows,and gets laid in the closet.

      Yo mommma is like a gasoline store you gotta pay b4 u pump..

      Yo momma is so stupid they told her to take the 44 bus and she took the 22 twice..

      Yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a tax refund…

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    tinyshrimp said:

      Yo momma is so fat.When she steped into the ocean the whales said we are family even though your fatter then me.

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    Frodo said:

      Ya mums so cheap its 10c a screw

  79. 79
    Frodo said:

      opps stuffed that lol…. ok

      yo mums like a hardware store… 10c a screw… there =)

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    DANSTA said:

      yo mama so short i can c her feet in her drivin liscenseLOOOOL:P
      yo mama so ugly wen her mum gave birth to her she sed wah a treasusre n her dad sed yeee lets go bury her:|

  81. 81
    the king said:

      yo momma so dumb the doorbell rang and she checked the microwave
      yo momma so fat her nipples touch her back
      yo momma so dumb she tripped on a cell phone cord
      yo momma so fat she she started to jump in the pool and the water jumped out and said i’ll wait my turn
      yo momma so ugly her mom had to feed her with a slingshot

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    like hell im giving you MY name said:

      yo momma so fat ´n ugly, NASA made a special shuttle so we could shout “FREE WILLEY!!” when we could see her on the moon with the naked eye.

      im so glad to see my tax money is making a REAL difference now

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    like hell im giving you MY name said:

      oh, for comments on my last post, just refer to me as ABRAHAM LINKON

  84. 84
    Anonymous said:

      eww u guys are soo lame i mean how old are theses jokes if u see them on here y repeat them derr “LOSERS”

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    THE BEST said:

      YOUR MOMMA IS SO DAM POOR YOUR DINNER IS GOING TO KFC AND LICKING THE MEAT OFF OF PEOPLES FINGERS

      YOUR MOMMA IS LIKE A MOSQITO SHE WON’T STOP SUKING TILL I SLAP HER

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    THE BEST said:

      YOUR MOM IS LIKE A RACE CAR SHE BURNES 4 RUBERS A DAY

  87. 87
    THE BEST said:

      LIKE IT SAYS IN PRINT IM THE BEST!!!!

  88. 88
    THE BEST said:

      WHERES ALL THE COMPOTION OUT ON DATES WITH THERE MOMS!!!
      YOUR MOM IS SO POOR SHE CAN’T PAY TO PAY ATTENTION

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    THE BEST said:

      YOU MOM IS SO FAT SHE FELL AND MADE IT TO THE GRAND CANYON

      YOUR MOM IS SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON THE TOLIET IT SANG A B C 1 2 3 GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!!!!

      ALRIGHT GUYS IM OUT

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    ????? said:

      yo momma s vergina is so big that the whole town can fit in it

  91. 91
    ????? said:

      yo momma is so stupis that she started humping a poll instead of your dad

  92. 92
    ????? said:

      yo momma is so nasty that when i said what for dinner she put her foot up on the table and said eat the corn

  93. 93
    ????? said:

      I WANT TO SEX YOU SEXXY BOY I WNAT TO HAVE YOU BABY SO GIVE ME THE SPURM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  94. 94
    ????? said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO HOT THAT SHE SEXED ME INSTEAD OF YOUR DAD

  95. 95
    ?????????? said:

      fly like a butterfly,sting like a bee.

      slept with yo mama, now it stings when i pee.

  96. 96
    ur mom said:

      ur mom iz like a f@t @$$ on a stick damn she dony=t no wut 2 do wit it…I SUCK SHIT… DUMP

  97. 97
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles all the cars start to slow down!!!.

  98. 98
    ur mom said:

      ur mom sucks shit and sucks more shit

  99. 99
    Brandon said:

      Yo momma’s head is so big, when she lays down at night her pillow braces for impact.

  100. 100
    BOOBiE said:

      YA MOMMA SO BLACK WHEN SHE PUT BABY-OiL ON SHE LOOK LiKE PATENT LEATHER.
      YA MOMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE LOOK iN THE MIRROR HER REFLECTiON DUCKS,
      YA MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE GOT A MAKEOVER DONE A PiMP MY RiDE.

  101. 101
    T-man said:

      yo momma so stupid she bought a solord powered flash light

  102. 102
    T-man said:

      yo momma so dumb she tried getting hook on phonics

  103. 103
    T-man said:

      ????ÿ how you like ‘em apples lol ???A?????54««?«? wuv yal lol just kidding

  104. 104
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stucked

  105. 105
    STLmeme said:

      yo mamas teeth so yellow, whenever she smile in church, the choir starts sangin, “let it shine, let it shine, lettttttt it shine”

  106. 106
    STLmeme said:

      Jesus loves you and he died for your sins. so go to church and get saved. we are all going to die one day. and on that day, you will stand before Jesus Christ, your Lord and creator and he will judge you for everything you did on this earth. so be ready folks. be ready. look to the sky for the day of the Lords return is near.

  107. 107
    nelly said:

      Yo Mama us so stuiped she bumped are parked car

  108. 108
    nelly said:

      Yo Mama is so stuiped she bumped a parked car

  109. 109
    nelly said:

      yo mama is so stupid that you she stole free bread

  110. 110
    DANIEL PEREZ said:

      YO MOMMA SUCH A SLUT WHEN SHE DID A SPLIT SHE LEFT A STAIN O THE FLOOR

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    bitccccccccch :] said:

      yo momma’s so stupid that she bought a dounut…then returned it because it had a hole in it….

      OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  112. 112
    Anonymous said:

      my momma islike berry bonds she hits home runs all the time

  113. 113
    Trip said:

      Yo momma so fat she walked into jc pennpies and got a group sale

  114. 114
    jose said:

      yo mamma is so old she turned to dust

  115. 115
    jose said:

      yo mamma is so fat she fell and made it the Grand C
      anyon

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    tc said:

      yo mama so fat she layed on the beach and hawaii had a tsunami

  117. 117
    fatty said:

      Your momma’s so fat she went to the ocean and the whales started singing “We are family even thowe your bigger than me.”

  118. 118
    dawn said:

      she id do fat she went to the ocean and the whales started singing “We are family even thowe your bigger than me.”

  119. 119
    PiMPSTARHH said:

      your mum is so cheap, she goes to KFC just to lick peoples fingers

  120. 120
    nkyuxbqdbz said:

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  121. 121
    big deal said:

      yo momma so dumb she had you

  122. 122
    alex said; said:

      yo mammma so damb ugly when i saw her i thought it was godzilla

  123. 123
    samantha said:

      yo momma so fat she buys her bras at autozone…..

  124. 124
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watch the couch

  125. 125
    DEAR SON OF A MANIAC said:

      U R A BITCH

  126. 126
    SAMMY said:

      YO MOMMA WALKS AROUND WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS “PAYING COSTOMERS ONLY.”

  127. 127
    lil souljah said:

      yo momma so stupid that she had to peek over a glass wall to see whats on the other side

  128. 128
    ash said:

      your mumma is a prick

  129. 129
    FAMOSO DOC said:

      YO MOMMA SO POOR I ASKED HER WHERS THE BATHDROM AT????? SHE SAID TOW BUSHES TO THE RIGHT

      YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE HAS A TATTO ON HER BACK THAT SAYS WHO S THE MAN ….OH YEAH!!!!!!

      YO MOMMA SO POOR I THRU A ROCK TO THE TRASH CAN AND SHE SAID WHO IS IT?????

  130. 130
    Anonymous said:

      yo father is soooooooooooo gay even micheal jackson wont rape him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  131. 131
    yo father hater said:

      yo momma is so stupid she thought a lightsaber had less calories than yoplay yogurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  132. 132
    hello i watch carttoon network yoyoyoyoyoyo said:

      yo mama so ugly when she was addopted she went missing for 1 day and she got back she was thrown in the orphan jail and she found a condom on de floor and put it on and den she got runnd over.

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    hello i watch carttoon network yoyoyoyoyoyo said:

      how funny is dat

  134. 134
    hello i watch carttoon network yoyoyoyoyoyo said:

      dont make fun of godzilla he kwl

  135. 135
    hello i watch carttoon network yoyoyoyoyoyo said:

      i need someone to talk

  136. 136
    psyco said:

      yo momma so fat she got shox on her toilet
      yo momma so fat she dont jump the fence she break it
      yo momma so nasty the the trash take her out
      yo momma soooo fat she jumped into thin air and got stuck
      yo momma so hairy she got shot wit a tranqulizer gun the park ranger sed sorry wen she woke up i thot u wer big foot
      yo momma soooooooooooo stoopid she stares at apple juice becuz on the box it sed concentrate

  137. 137
    I.D card said:

      Psyco yo mamma is so stupid she had you

  138. 138
    I.D card said:

      Psyco yo mamma is so stupid she had you.

  139. 139
    I.D card said:

      Psyco yo mamma is so stupid she had you.

  140. 140
    poop said:

      yo

  141. 141
    bronson said:

      yo mama so ugly she doesn’t need a costume for haloween

  142. 142
    bronson lovejoy said:

      my brother is so addicted to warofwarcraft he needs my mom to bring up his food and a bathroom boul

  143. 143
    bronson lovejoy said:

      yo mama so dumb when she neded to put out a fire she used gasoline

  144. 144
    b said:

      yo dada so dumb when he was in war he ran infront of the cannon when it was shooting

  145. 145
    CHUCK NORRIS said:

      yo momma so fat she outsized jupiter

  146. 146
    Anonymous said:

      you mama stinkes

  147. 147
    zash vfli said:

      flfahsv lridf .kih bil i8g bxkbivzbxck ihbib ib kj

  148. 148
    bronson said:

      your mama is so dumb when someone put frosting on a grenade she thought it was a cake so she ate it then boom!!!!!!!

  149. 149
    CHUCK NORRIS said:

      yo mamma so fat that people thought her butt was an atm

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    Jamal and Hassan said:

      Yo mama is so fat, when she fell, I didn’t mean to laugh but the ground was cracking up.

      yo mama so fat, she use paintrollers for lipstick.

      Yo mama like a dog, she do anything for buiscuit.

  151. 151
    that one kid said:

      yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

      yo mama so stupid theres a picture of her next to stupid on the dictionary

  152. 152
    Big Dog's Wrath said:

      Yo mama so poor her TV,has only two channels on and off.

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