yo momma breath smell so bad she cant help but to talk shit!
yo momma so fat she dont use a g string she uses a g rope!
yo so fat da only difference between her nd a horse is 1’s a 400 pound mammmal nd ones a horse!
yo’ mama is so dumd she aksed me what’s the letter after X? and i said Y and she said cause i wanna know i told yo’ mama drink’s were on the house so she went and got a ladder
yo mama so poor i saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut
yo’ mama so poor she waves around a popsicle and calle it air-conditioning
yo mama so fat people exercise by jogging around her!
when you tell yo’ mama to haul ass she’s gotta make two trips.
yo’ mama so fat when she goes to a restaurant she even orders the thankyou come again
yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads “one at time please.”
when i asked yo’ amam what was for dinner she pulled out a gun and said next thing that moves!”
yo’ mama so poor when i walked into her house two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet
yo’daddy so poor burglars break into his house ans leave money
yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker
yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainmow skittles popped out……..
yo momma is so fat that when she ordered a water bed the put a blanket over the ocean………
This website has to pick up the pace! You waited until the 22nd of August to make up an August 2007 category! When September 1st comes, please make
a September 2007 category so people won’t get lost.
This website has to pick up the pace! You waited until the 22nd of August to make up an August 2007 category! When September 1st comes, please
make a September 2007 category so people won’t write their comments on the
wrong month.
hi peoples. yo mama’s so fat , she jumped an ocean and the whole world flooded!
yo mamas so fat she jumped up and down, and the entire world thout there was an earthquake!!1
yo mama so short i can c her feet in her drivin liscenseLOOOOL:P
yo mama so ugly wen her mum gave birth to her she sed wah a treasusre n her dad sed yeee lets go bury her:|
yo momma so dumb the doorbell rang and she checked the microwave
yo momma so fat her nipples touch her back
yo momma so dumb she tripped on a cell phone cord
yo momma so fat she she started to jump in the pool and the water jumped out and said i’ll wait my turn
yo momma so ugly her mom had to feed her with a slingshot
YA MOMMA SO BLACK WHEN SHE PUT BABY-OiL ON SHE LOOK LiKE PATENT LEATHER.
YA MOMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE LOOK iN THE MIRROR HER REFLECTiON DUCKS,
YA MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE GOT A MAKEOVER DONE A PiMP MY RiDE.
Jesus loves you and he died for your sins. so go to church and get saved. we are all going to die one day. and on that day, you will stand before Jesus Christ, your Lord and creator and he will judge you for everything you did on this earth. so be ready folks. be ready. look to the sky for the day of the Lords return is near.
yo momma is so stupid she thought a lightsaber had less calories than yoplay yogurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama so ugly when she was addopted she went missing for 1 day and she got back she was thrown in the orphan jail and she found a condom on de floor and put it on and den she got runnd over.
yo momma so fat she got shox on her toilet
yo momma so fat she dont jump the fence she break it
yo momma so nasty the the trash take her out
yo momma soooo fat she jumped into thin air and got stuck
yo momma so hairy she got shot wit a tranqulizer gun the park ranger sed sorry wen she woke up i thot u wer big foot
yo momma soooooooooooo stoopid she stares at apple juice becuz on the box it sed concentrate
Posted: August 22nd, 2007
My momma is so- Wtf? Who would wanna make fun of their own damn mom….OH NO! SHE HEARD THAT-SHES COMING IN!! AHHHHHHH!!!!
Posted: August 23rd, 2007
Yo momma like a fortune cookie…everytime I open her up, I always find something new
Posted: August 24th, 2007
yo momma breath smell so bad she cant help but to talk shit!
yo momma so fat she dont use a g string she uses a g rope!
yo so fat da only difference between her nd a horse is 1’s a 400 pound mammmal nd ones a horse!
Posted: August 24th, 2007
yo’ mama is so dumd she aksed me what’s the letter after X? and i said Y and she said cause i wanna know i told yo’ mama drink’s were on the house so she went and got a ladder
Posted: August 24th, 2007
yo mama so poor i saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut
yo’ mama so poor she waves around a popsicle and calle it air-conditioning
yo mama so fat people exercise by jogging around her!
when you tell yo’ mama to haul ass she’s gotta make two trips.
yo’ mama so fat when she goes to a restaurant she even orders the thankyou come again
yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads “one at time please.”
Posted: August 24th, 2007
when i asked yo’ amam what was for dinner she pulled out a gun and said next thing that moves!”
yo’ mama so poor when i walked into her house two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet
yo’daddy so poor burglars break into his house ans leave money
yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker
Posted: August 24th, 2007
yo momma so dirty she has to creep on bath water
Posted: August 24th, 2007
yo momma so stiupd a rock hit the ground she said EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: August 24th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO BALD YOU CAN SEE WAT SHE IS THINKING…..
Posted: August 24th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE PUT SOIL ON THE GROUND IN SAID STAY AWAY FROM MY PLANT……..
Posted: August 24th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE MADE FREDDY COGGER… SAY DAMN WAT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: August 24th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE MADE ROACHES RUN AWAY…..
Posted: August 24th, 2007
YO MOMMA HOUSE SO SMALL SHE HAD TO GO OUTSIDE TO CHANGE HER MIND…..
Posted: August 24th, 2007
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she closes her mouth her stumache lights up!
Posted: August 24th, 2007
Yo mama so fat she has to drive a spandex car!
Posted: August 24th, 2007
Yo mama so stupid that she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Posted: August 26th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID THAT WHEN SHE SAW A DODGE TRUCK SHE STARTED DODGING THE TRUCKS.
Posted: August 26th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,”Damn, is it Halloween already?”
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!
Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
there all my jokes
Posted: August 26th, 2007
Yo momma is so ugly that when she walked into the bathroom she scared the shit out of the toilet!!
haha
Posted: August 27th, 2007
your mommas so poor she can`t afford to pay attention
Posted: August 27th, 2007
your mommas so fat that she irons her pants in the driveway
Posted: August 27th, 2007
your mommas so fat when she wears a yellow sweater people yell taxi
Posted: August 27th, 2007
your mommas so fat that when she goes on the scale it says… no phone numbers please
Posted: August 27th, 2007
The “Only” thing stopping Yo Mama from going to Jenny Craig’s is the Door frame…
Posted: August 28th, 2007
yo mommas breath is so nasty that if she was a starwars character she’d be Chucaca!
Posted: August 29th, 2007
Yo mama is so fat that she has to shove 100 of tampons in her arse.
Posted: August 30th, 2007
yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainmow skittles popped out……..
yo momma is so fat that when she ordered a water bed the put a blanket over the ocean………
Posted: August 30th, 2007
This website has to pick up the pace! You waited until the 22nd of August to make up an August 2007 category! When September 1st comes, please make
a September 2007 category so people won’t get lost.
Posted: August 30th, 2007
This website has to pick up the pace! You waited until the 22nd of August to make up an August 2007 category! When September 1st comes, please
make a September 2007 category so people won’t write their comments on the
wrong month.
Posted: August 30th, 2007
Yo momma is so ugly that even jail isn’t the place for her.
Posted: August 30th, 2007
Yo Momma is so fat that when she wants to go to Dairy Queen She has them run out of ice cream for her “Mount Everest ice cream Sundae”.
Posted: August 31st, 2007
yo mamas so yo mama shes your mama
Posted: September 1st, 2007
ur momma so ugly when she joined the circus they made her the finale
Posted: September 2nd, 2007
You mama so fat weight watchers can’t stand to look at her
Posted: September 2nd, 2007
yo mama so short when she jumped off a curb she commided suicide
Posted: September 2nd, 2007
yo mama so ugly she every body started to move to the moon
Posted: September 2nd, 2007
yo mama so ugly every body started to move to the moon
Posted: September 2nd, 2007
g-girl sounds hot,g-girl send a messeg to this again and say somthing back plz
Posted: September 2nd, 2007
g-girl ur joke is funny lololololololololol,how old are u ill chek later by
Posted: September 2nd, 2007
nice one venessa
Posted: September 2nd, 2007
y in the hell would i wanna joke my own mom
Posted: September 2nd, 2007
=p
Posted: September 2nd, 2007
Posted: September 2nd, 2007
g-girl can me and u go out if we can send back at this yo mama thing k but !!!! ok just send back plz
Posted: September 3rd, 2007
Bitch PLZ
Posted: September 4th, 2007
YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE CRIES THE TEARS ROLL DOWN THE BACK OF HER HEAD TO AVOID HER FACE.
Posted: September 6th, 2007
when yo momma went on the biggest loser they said” sorry we don’t perform miraces”
Posted: September 6th, 2007
hey jake ur a gimp
Posted: September 6th, 2007
your mums ass is so hairy it looks like dawn kings about to pop out and say “Sweet home in america”
Posted: September 6th, 2007
stefan smokes weed
Posted: September 7th, 2007
Yo momma so fat that when shes wearin blue everybody thinks the sky is falling.
Posted: September 7th, 2007
Yo momma so skinny that when guys go to a strip joint they think shes the pole and they grind on her!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: September 11th, 2007
yo momma is so fat when shen fell over the government called out a state of emergency
Posted: September 11th, 2007
ur momma is so fat she saw a bus full of white people she yelled(RUN AWAY TWINKY
Posted: September 11th, 2007
ur momma is so fat she went in a 4 person truck and couldnt fit (They need an extention cab 4 her)
Posted: September 16th, 2007
yo mama is like a escalade 6 men fit inside of her.
Posted: September 16th, 2007
yo mama so stupid that she put quarters in a parking meter and waited for a gumball
Posted: September 17th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO SWIM AT THE OCEAN THE WHALES WHERE SINGING, ” WE ARE FAMILY, EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATER THEN ME.”
Posted: September 18th, 2007
hi peoples. yo mama’s so fat , she jumped an ocean and the whole world flooded!
yo mamas so fat she jumped up and down, and the entire world thout there was an earthquake!!1
Posted: September 19th, 2007
Yo mama is so lesbian, she left ur dad for a Women
Posted: September 19th, 2007
Yo mama so slutty, she had sex w/ ME!!!
Posted: September 19th, 2007
ur weird sexy boy
Posted: September 19th, 2007
Yo mamma is so stupid when ever she buys a apple she closes the door so that she won’t waste the vitamins.
yo mama is so big they use her to destroy houses
yo mamma is so stupid she use a tin opener to hijack a car
yo mamma is so black at work they mark her upsent
yo mamma is so stupid when they ask her, her name she said ask my mamma
Posted: September 19th, 2007
yo daddy is so ugly he got yo mamma when she was drunk
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma’s so fat when she puts on her lip stick she uses a paint roller
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma is so fat when she went to in and out she couldnt get in or out.
Posted: September 21st, 2007
YO momma`s so fat,when she put down a basket,people hopped in and said “let`s go for a ride“!!
Posted: September 22nd, 2007
I am the last person to post on this month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay
Posted: September 24th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO FAT…THAT WHEN SHE START WALKING..PEOPLE THOUGHT GOD WAS COMING BACK..
YEH , WE KNO THAT DOSENT MAKE SENSE AT ALL.
KIRSTAN , SHIMEA DANIELLE, &GAY DARIUS
Posted: September 24th, 2007
YO MAMA SO STUPID..MRS DEARMAN SAID LOG INTO THE COMPUTER, SHE TOOK THE COMPUTER APART & STARTED TYPING.
HAHAHAHAHH GAYYYY
HE IS SO GAYY
Posted: September 25th, 2007
yo momma so stupid the fired her from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W
yo momma teeth so yellow wen she close her mouth her face glows
Posted: September 25th, 2007
yo momma is ugly and fat
Posted: September 26th, 2007
yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 7804545 was on her scale
Posted: September 26th, 2007
yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 789455 was on her scale
Posted: September 27th, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat that the last time she saw her phone number was on her Mc.Donalds bill
Posted: September 27th, 2007
Yo momma is like a perpetiual device nobody can stop her………
Yo momma is like a vaccum cleaner because she sucks,blows,and gets laid in the closet.
Yo mommma is like a gasoline store you gotta pay b4 u pump..
Yo momma is so stupid they told her to take the 44 bus and she took the 22 twice..
Yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a tax refund…
Posted: September 29th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat.When she steped into the ocean the whales said we are family even though your fatter then me.
Posted: September 29th, 2007
Ya mums so cheap its 10c a screw
Posted: September 29th, 2007
opps stuffed that lol…. ok
yo mums like a hardware store… 10c a screw… there =)
Posted: October 2nd, 2007
yo mama so short i can c her feet in her drivin liscenseLOOOOL:P
yo mama so ugly wen her mum gave birth to her she sed wah a treasusre n her dad sed yeee lets go bury her:|
Posted: October 2nd, 2007
yo momma so dumb the doorbell rang and she checked the microwave
yo momma so fat her nipples touch her back
yo momma so dumb she tripped on a cell phone cord
yo momma so fat she she started to jump in the pool and the water jumped out and said i’ll wait my turn
yo momma so ugly her mom had to feed her with a slingshot
Posted: October 5th, 2007
yo momma so fat ´n ugly, NASA made a special shuttle so we could shout “FREE WILLEY!!” when we could see her on the moon with the naked eye.
im so glad to see my tax money is making a REAL difference now
Posted: October 5th, 2007
oh, for comments on my last post, just refer to me as ABRAHAM LINKON
Posted: October 16th, 2007
eww u guys are soo lame i mean how old are theses jokes if u see them on here y repeat them derr “LOSERS”
Posted: October 17th, 2007
YOUR MOMMA IS SO DAM POOR YOUR DINNER IS GOING TO KFC AND LICKING THE MEAT OFF OF PEOPLES FINGERS
YOUR MOMMA IS LIKE A MOSQITO SHE WON’T STOP SUKING TILL I SLAP HER
Posted: October 17th, 2007
YOUR MOM IS LIKE A RACE CAR SHE BURNES 4 RUBERS A DAY
Posted: October 17th, 2007
LIKE IT SAYS IN PRINT IM THE BEST!!!!
Posted: October 17th, 2007
WHERES ALL THE COMPOTION OUT ON DATES WITH THERE MOMS!!!
YOUR MOM IS SO POOR SHE CAN’T PAY TO PAY ATTENTION
Posted: October 17th, 2007
YOU MOM IS SO FAT SHE FELL AND MADE IT TO THE GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOM IS SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON THE TOLIET IT SANG A B C 1 2 3 GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!!!!
ALRIGHT GUYS IM OUT
Posted: October 19th, 2007
yo momma s vergina is so big that the whole town can fit in it
Posted: October 19th, 2007
yo momma is so stupis that she started humping a poll instead of your dad
Posted: October 19th, 2007
yo momma is so nasty that when i said what for dinner she put her foot up on the table and said eat the corn
Posted: October 19th, 2007
I WANT TO SEX YOU SEXXY BOY I WNAT TO HAVE YOU BABY SO GIVE ME THE SPURM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: October 19th, 2007
YO MOMMA IS SO HOT THAT SHE SEXED ME INSTEAD OF YOUR DAD
Posted: October 22nd, 2007
fly like a butterfly,sting like a bee.
slept with yo mama, now it stings when i pee.
Posted: October 23rd, 2007
ur mom iz like a f@t @$$ on a stick damn she dony=t no wut 2 do wit it…I SUCK SHIT… DUMP
Posted: October 23rd, 2007
yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles all the cars start to slow down!!!.
Posted: October 25th, 2007
ur mom sucks shit and sucks more shit
Posted: October 25th, 2007
Yo momma’s head is so big, when she lays down at night her pillow braces for impact.
Posted: October 29th, 2007
YA MOMMA SO BLACK WHEN SHE PUT BABY-OiL ON SHE LOOK LiKE PATENT LEATHER.
YA MOMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE LOOK iN THE MIRROR HER REFLECTiON DUCKS,
YA MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE GOT A MAKEOVER DONE A PiMP MY RiDE.
Posted: October 31st, 2007
yo momma so stupid she bought a solord powered flash light
Posted: October 31st, 2007
yo momma so dumb she tried getting hook on phonics
Posted: October 31st, 2007
????ÿ how you like ‘em apples lol ???A?????54««?«? wuv yal lol just kidding
Posted: November 8th, 2007
yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stucked
Posted: November 8th, 2007
yo mamas teeth so yellow, whenever she smile in church, the choir starts sangin, “let it shine, let it shine, lettttttt it shine”
Posted: November 8th, 2007
Jesus loves you and he died for your sins. so go to church and get saved. we are all going to die one day. and on that day, you will stand before Jesus Christ, your Lord and creator and he will judge you for everything you did on this earth. so be ready folks. be ready. look to the sky for the day of the Lords return is near.
Posted: November 12th, 2007
Yo Mama us so stuiped she bumped are parked car
Posted: November 12th, 2007
Yo Mama is so stuiped she bumped a parked car
Posted: November 12th, 2007
yo mama is so stupid that you she stole free bread
Posted: November 14th, 2007
YO MOMMA SUCH A SLUT WHEN SHE DID A SPLIT SHE LEFT A STAIN O THE FLOOR
Posted: November 15th, 2007
yo momma’s so stupid that she bought a dounut…then returned it because it had a hole in it….
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted: November 24th, 2007
my momma islike berry bonds she hits home runs all the time
Posted: November 29th, 2007
Yo momma so fat she walked into jc pennpies and got a group sale
Posted: November 29th, 2007
yo mamma is so old she turned to dust
Posted: November 30th, 2007
yo mamma is so fat she fell and made it the Grand C
anyon
Posted: December 2nd, 2007
yo mama so fat she layed on the beach and hawaii had a tsunami
Posted: December 4th, 2007
Your momma’s so fat she went to the ocean and the whales started singing “We are family even thowe your bigger than me.”
Posted: December 4th, 2007
she id do fat she went to the ocean and the whales started singing “We are family even thowe your bigger than me.”
Posted: December 5th, 2007
your mum is so cheap, she goes to KFC just to lick peoples fingers
Posted: December 8th, 2007
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Posted: December 12th, 2007
yo momma so dumb she had you
Posted: December 14th, 2007
yo mammma so damb ugly when i saw her i thought it was godzilla
Posted: December 28th, 2007
yo momma so fat she buys her bras at autozone…..
Posted: January 11th, 2008
yo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watch the couch
Posted: January 14th, 2008
U R A BITCH
Posted: January 15th, 2008
YO MOMMA WALKS AROUND WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS “PAYING COSTOMERS ONLY.”
Posted: January 16th, 2008
yo momma so stupid that she had to peek over a glass wall to see whats on the other side
Posted: January 18th, 2008
your mumma is a prick
Posted: January 20th, 2008
YO MOMMA SO POOR I ASKED HER WHERS THE BATHDROM AT????? SHE SAID TOW BUSHES TO THE RIGHT
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE HAS A TATTO ON HER BACK THAT SAYS WHO S THE MAN ….OH YEAH!!!!!!
YO MOMMA SO POOR I THRU A ROCK TO THE TRASH CAN AND SHE SAID WHO IS IT?????
Posted: January 23rd, 2008
yo father is soooooooooooo gay even micheal jackson wont rape him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted: January 23rd, 2008
yo momma is so stupid she thought a lightsaber had less calories than yoplay yogurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: January 24th, 2008
yo mama so ugly when she was addopted she went missing for 1 day and she got back she was thrown in the orphan jail and she found a condom on de floor and put it on and den she got runnd over.
Posted: January 24th, 2008
how funny is dat
Posted: January 24th, 2008
dont make fun of godzilla he kwl
Posted: January 24th, 2008
i need someone to talk
Posted: January 30th, 2008
yo momma so fat she got shox on her toilet
yo momma so fat she dont jump the fence she break it
yo momma so nasty the the trash take her out
yo momma soooo fat she jumped into thin air and got stuck
yo momma so hairy she got shot wit a tranqulizer gun the park ranger sed sorry wen she woke up i thot u wer big foot
yo momma soooooooooooo stoopid she stares at apple juice becuz on the box it sed concentrate
Posted: January 31st, 2008
Psyco yo mamma is so stupid she had you
Posted: January 31st, 2008
Psyco yo mamma is so stupid she had you.
Posted: January 31st, 2008
Psyco yo mamma is so stupid she had you.
Posted: February 1st, 2008
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Posted: April 25th, 2008
yo mama so ugly she doesn’t need a costume for haloween
Posted: April 25th, 2008
my brother is so addicted to warofwarcraft he needs my mom to bring up his food and a bathroom boul
Posted: April 25th, 2008
yo mama so dumb when she neded to put out a fire she used gasoline
Posted: April 25th, 2008
yo dada so dumb when he was in war he ran infront of the cannon when it was shooting
Posted: April 25th, 2008
yo momma so fat she outsized jupiter
Posted: April 25th, 2008
you mama stinkes
Posted: April 25th, 2008
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Posted: April 25th, 2008
your mama is so dumb when someone put frosting on a grenade she thought it was a cake so she ate it then boom!!!!!!!
Posted: April 25th, 2008
yo mamma so fat that people thought her butt was an atm
Posted: May 29th, 2008
Yo mama is so fat, when she fell, I didn’t mean to laugh but the ground was cracking up.
yo mama so fat, she use paintrollers for lipstick.
Yo mama like a dog, she do anything for buiscuit.
Posted: June 17th, 2008
yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
yo mama so stupid theres a picture of her next to stupid on the dictionary
Posted: July 21st, 2008
Yo mama so poor her TV,has only two channels on and off.