yo momma breath smell so bad she cant help but to talk shit!
yo momma so fat she dont use a g string she uses a g rope!
yo so fat da only difference between her nd a horse is 1’s a 400 pound mammmal nd ones a horse!
yo’ mama is so dumd she aksed me what’s the letter after X? and i said Y and she said cause i wanna know i told yo’ mama drink’s were on the house so she went and got a ladder
yo mama so poor i saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut
yo’ mama so poor she waves around a popsicle and calle it air-conditioning
yo mama so fat people exercise by jogging around her!
when you tell yo’ mama to haul ass she’s gotta make two trips.
yo’ mama so fat when she goes to a restaurant she even orders the thankyou come again
yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads “one at time please.”
when i asked yo’ amam what was for dinner she pulled out a gun and said next thing that moves!”
yo’ mama so poor when i walked into her house two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet
yo’daddy so poor burglars break into his house ans leave money
yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker
Posted: August 22nd, 2007
My momma is so- Wtf? Who would wanna make fun of their own damn mom….OH NO! SHE HEARD THAT-SHES COMING IN!! AHHHHHHH!!!!
Posted: August 23rd, 2007
Yo momma like a fortune cookie…everytime I open her up, I always find something new
Posted: August 24th, 2007
yo momma breath smell so bad she cant help but to talk shit!
yo momma so fat she dont use a g string she uses a g rope!
yo so fat da only difference between her nd a horse is 1’s a 400 pound mammmal nd ones a horse!
Posted: August 24th, 2007
yo’ mama is so dumd she aksed me what’s the letter after X? and i said Y and she said cause i wanna know i told yo’ mama drink’s were on the house so she went and got a ladder
Posted: August 24th, 2007
yo mama so poor i saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut
yo’ mama so poor she waves around a popsicle and calle it air-conditioning
yo mama so fat people exercise by jogging around her!
when you tell yo’ mama to haul ass she’s gotta make two trips.
yo’ mama so fat when she goes to a restaurant she even orders the thankyou come again
yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads “one at time please.”
Posted: August 24th, 2007
when i asked yo’ amam what was for dinner she pulled out a gun and said next thing that moves!”
yo’ mama so poor when i walked into her house two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet
yo’daddy so poor burglars break into his house ans leave money
yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker
Posted: August 24th, 2007
yo momma so dirty she has to creep on bath water
Posted: August 24th, 2007
yo momma so stiupd a rock hit the ground she said EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: August 24th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO BALD YOU CAN SEE WAT SHE IS THINKING…..
Posted: August 24th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE PUT SOIL ON THE GROUND IN SAID STAY AWAY FROM MY PLANT……..
Posted: August 24th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE MADE FREDDY COGGER… SAY DAMN WAT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!