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152 Responses to “August 2007 Make Fun of Your Momma”

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  1. 100
    BOOBiE said:

      YA MOMMA SO BLACK WHEN SHE PUT BABY-OiL ON SHE LOOK LiKE PATENT LEATHER.
      YA MOMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE LOOK iN THE MIRROR HER REFLECTiON DUCKS,
      YA MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE GOT A MAKEOVER DONE A PiMP MY RiDE.

  2. 101
    T-man said:

      yo momma so stupid she bought a solord powered flash light

  3. 102
    T-man said:

      yo momma so dumb she tried getting hook on phonics

  4. 103
    T-man said:

      ????ÿ how you like ‘em apples lol ???A?????54««?«? wuv yal lol just kidding

  5. 104
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stucked

  6. 105
    STLmeme said:

      yo mamas teeth so yellow, whenever she smile in church, the choir starts sangin, “let it shine, let it shine, lettttttt it shine”

  7. 106
    STLmeme said:

      Jesus loves you and he died for your sins. so go to church and get saved. we are all going to die one day. and on that day, you will stand before Jesus Christ, your Lord and creator and he will judge you for everything you did on this earth. so be ready folks. be ready. look to the sky for the day of the Lords return is near.

  8. 107
    nelly said:

      Yo Mama us so stuiped she bumped are parked car

  9. 108
    nelly said:

      Yo Mama is so stuiped she bumped a parked car

  10. 109
    nelly said:

      yo mama is so stupid that you she stole free bread

  11. 110
    DANIEL PEREZ said:

      YO MOMMA SUCH A SLUT WHEN SHE DID A SPLIT SHE LEFT A STAIN O THE FLOOR

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