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151 Responses to “August 2007 Make Fun of Your Momma”

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  1. 23
    karlie said:

      your mommas so fat that when she goes on the scale it says… no phone numbers please

  2. 24
    Anonymous said:

      The “Only” thing stopping Yo Mama from going to Jenny Craig’s is the Door frame…

  3. 25
    vanessa said:

      yo mommas breath is so nasty that if she was a starwars character she’d be Chucaca!

  4. 26
    pritha said:

      Yo mama is so fat that she has to shove 100 of tampons in her arse.

  5. 27
    carla said:

      yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainmow skittles popped out……..
      yo momma is so fat that when she ordered a water bed the put a blanket over the ocean………

  6. 28
    Anonymous said:

      This website has to pick up the pace! You waited until the 22nd of August to make up an August 2007 category! When September 1st comes, please make
      a September 2007 category so people won’t get lost.

  7. 29
    Anonymous said:

      This website has to pick up the pace! You waited until the 22nd of August to make up an August 2007 category! When September 1st comes, please
      make a September 2007 category so people won’t write their comments on the
      wrong month.

  8. 30
    G-girl said:

      Yo momma is so ugly that even jail isn’t the place for her.

  9. 31
    G-girl said:

      Yo Momma is so fat that when she wants to go to Dairy Queen She has them run out of ice cream for her “Mount Everest ice cream Sundae”.

  10. 32
    bitch36 said:

      yo mamas so yo mama shes your mama

  11. 33
    jpnight said:

      ur momma so ugly when she joined the circus they made her the finale

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