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151 Responses to “August 2007 Make Fun of Your Momma”

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  1. 56
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is like a escalade 6 men fit inside of her.

  2. 57
    jakeline said:

      yo mama so stupid that she put quarters in a parking meter and waited for a gumball

  3. 58
    M3X!C0 said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO SWIM AT THE OCEAN THE WHALES WHERE SINGING, ” WE ARE FAMILY, EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATER THEN ME.”

  4. 59
    like ur gettin' my name!!! said:

      hi peoples. yo mama’s so fat , she jumped an ocean and the whole world flooded!
      yo mamas so fat she jumped up and down, and the entire world thout there was an earthquake!!1

  5. 60
    like ur gettin' my name!!! said:

      Yo mama is so lesbian, she left ur dad for a Women

  6. 61
    sexy boy! said:

      Yo mama so slutty, she had sex w/ ME!!!

  7. 62
    like ur gettin' my name said:

      ur weird sexy boy

  8. 63
    Naughty Noni said:

      Yo mamma is so stupid when ever she buys a apple she closes the door so that she won’t waste the vitamins.

      yo mama is so big they use her to destroy houses

      yo mamma is so stupid she use a tin opener to hijack a car

      yo mamma is so black at work they mark her upsent

      yo mamma is so stupid when they ask her, her name she said ask my mamma

  9. 64
    Naughty Noni said:

      yo daddy is so ugly he got yo mamma when she was drunk

  10. 65
    ashley miller said:

      yo momma’s so fat when she puts on her lip stick she uses a paint roller

  11. 66
    rachel said:

      yo momma is so fat when she went to in and out she couldnt get in or out.

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