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152 Responses to “August 2007 Make Fun of Your Momma”

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  1. 67
    BJ said:

      YO momma`s so fat,when she put down a basket,people hopped in and said “let`s go for a ride“!!

  2. 68
    H. Jordan fan said:

      I am the last person to post on this month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay

  3. 69
    DARIUS BUSH said:

      YO MOMMA SO FAT…THAT WHEN SHE START WALKING..PEOPLE THOUGHT GOD WAS COMING BACK..

      YEH , WE KNO THAT DOSENT MAKE SENSE AT ALL.
      KIRSTAN , SHIMEA DANIELLE, &GAY DARIUS

  4. 70
    DARIUS BUSH said:

      YO MAMA SO STUPID..MRS DEARMAN SAID LOG INTO THE COMPUTER, SHE TOOK THE COMPUTER APART & STARTED TYPING.

      HAHAHAHAHH GAYYYY
      HE IS SO GAYY

  5. 71
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so stupid the fired her from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W

      yo momma teeth so yellow wen she close her mouth her face glows

  6. 72
    Redneck Guy said:

      yo momma is ugly and fat

  7. 73
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 7804545 was on her scale

  8. 74
    jeremy said:

      yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 789455 was on her scale

  9. 75
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so fat that the last time she saw her phone number was on her Mc.Donalds bill

  10. 76
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma is like a perpetiual device nobody can stop her………

      Yo momma is like a vaccum cleaner because she sucks,blows,and gets laid in the closet.

      Yo mommma is like a gasoline store you gotta pay b4 u pump..

      Yo momma is so stupid they told her to take the 44 bus and she took the 22 twice..

      Yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a tax refund…

  11. 77
    tinyshrimp said:

      Yo momma is so fat.When she steped into the ocean the whales said we are family even though your fatter then me.

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