yo momma so dumb the doorbell rang and she checked the microwave
yo momma so fat her nipples touch her back
yo momma so dumb she tripped on a cell phone cord
yo momma so fat she she started to jump in the pool and the water jumped out and said i’ll wait my turn
yo momma so ugly her mom had to feed her with a slingshot
yo mama so short i can c her feet in her drivin liscenseLOOOOL:P
yo mama so ugly wen her mum gave birth to her she sed wah a treasusre n her dad sed yeee lets go bury her:|
yo momma so dumb the doorbell rang and she checked the microwave
Tweetyo momma so fat her nipples touch her back
yo momma so dumb she tripped on a cell phone cord
yo momma so fat she she started to jump in the pool and the water jumped out and said i’ll wait my turn
yo momma so ugly her mom had to feed her with a slingshot
yo mama so short i can c her feet in her drivin liscenseLOOOOL:P
Tweetyo mama so ugly wen her mum gave birth to her she sed wah a treasusre n her dad sed yeee lets go bury her:|
opps stuffed that lol…. ok
yo mums like a hardware store… 10c a screw… there =)
TweetYa mums so cheap its 10c a screw
TweetYo momma is so fat.When she steped into the ocean the whales said we are family even though your fatter then me.
TweetYo momma is like a perpetiual device nobody can stop her………
Yo momma is like a vaccum cleaner because she sucks,blows,and gets laid in the closet.
Yo mommma is like a gasoline store you gotta pay b4 u pump..
Yo momma is so stupid they told her to take the 44 bus and she took the 22 twice..
Yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a tax refund…
TweetYo momma’s so fat that the last time she saw her phone number was on her Mc.Donalds bill
Tweetyo momma is so fat the last time she saw 789455 was on her scale
Tweetyo momma is so fat the last time she saw 7804545 was on her scale
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