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152 Responses to “August 2007 Make Fun of Your Momma”

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  1. 78
    Frodo said:

      Ya mums so cheap its 10c a screw

  2. 79
    Frodo said:

      opps stuffed that lol…. ok

      yo mums like a hardware store… 10c a screw… there =)

  3. 80
    DANSTA said:

      yo mama so short i can c her feet in her drivin liscenseLOOOOL:P
      yo mama so ugly wen her mum gave birth to her she sed wah a treasusre n her dad sed yeee lets go bury her:|

  4. 81
    the king said:

      yo momma so dumb the doorbell rang and she checked the microwave
      yo momma so fat her nipples touch her back
      yo momma so dumb she tripped on a cell phone cord
      yo momma so fat she she started to jump in the pool and the water jumped out and said i’ll wait my turn
      yo momma so ugly her mom had to feed her with a slingshot

  5. 82
    like hell im giving you MY name said:

      yo momma so fat ´n ugly, NASA made a special shuttle so we could shout “FREE WILLEY!!” when we could see her on the moon with the naked eye.

      im so glad to see my tax money is making a REAL difference now

  6. 83
    like hell im giving you MY name said:

      oh, for comments on my last post, just refer to me as ABRAHAM LINKON

  7. 84
    Anonymous said:

      eww u guys are soo lame i mean how old are theses jokes if u see them on here y repeat them derr “LOSERS”

  8. 85
    THE BEST said:

      YOUR MOMMA IS SO DAM POOR YOUR DINNER IS GOING TO KFC AND LICKING THE MEAT OFF OF PEOPLES FINGERS

      YOUR MOMMA IS LIKE A MOSQITO SHE WON’T STOP SUKING TILL I SLAP HER

  9. 86
    THE BEST said:

      YOUR MOM IS LIKE A RACE CAR SHE BURNES 4 RUBERS A DAY

  10. 87
    THE BEST said:

      LIKE IT SAYS IN PRINT IM THE BEST!!!!

  11. 88
    THE BEST said:

      WHERES ALL THE COMPOTION OUT ON DATES WITH THERE MOMS!!!
      YOUR MOM IS SO POOR SHE CAN’T PAY TO PAY ATTENTION

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