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152 Responses to “August 2007 Make Fun of Your Momma”

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  1. 89
    THE BEST said:

      YOU MOM IS SO FAT SHE FELL AND MADE IT TO THE GRAND CANYON

      YOUR MOM IS SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON THE TOLIET IT SANG A B C 1 2 3 GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!!!!

      ALRIGHT GUYS IM OUT

  2. 90
    ????? said:

      yo momma s vergina is so big that the whole town can fit in it

  3. 91
    ????? said:

      yo momma is so stupis that she started humping a poll instead of your dad

  4. 92
    ????? said:

      yo momma is so nasty that when i said what for dinner she put her foot up on the table and said eat the corn

  5. 93
    ????? said:

      I WANT TO SEX YOU SEXXY BOY I WNAT TO HAVE YOU BABY SO GIVE ME THE SPURM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. 94
    ????? said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO HOT THAT SHE SEXED ME INSTEAD OF YOUR DAD

  7. 95
    ?????????? said:

      fly like a butterfly,sting like a bee.

      slept with yo mama, now it stings when i pee.

  8. 96
    ur mom said:

      ur mom iz like a f@t @$$ on a stick damn she dony=t no wut 2 do wit it…I SUCK SHIT… DUMP

  9. 97
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles all the cars start to slow down!!!.

  10. 98
    ur mom said:

      ur mom sucks shit and sucks more shit

  11. 99
    Brandon said:

      Yo momma’s head is so big, when she lays down at night her pillow braces for impact.

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