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265 Responses to “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”

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  1. 1
    lolol said:

      Your mommas so ugly that speed stick slowed down and stopped!

  2. 2
    haha said:

      yo momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish

  3. 3
    mommo said:

      yo momma so stupid she accepted the deal of killing herself for 1,0000,000

  4. 4
    Momma Master said:

      Yo momma is so ugly that she scares away the boogyman.

  5. 5
    coolio said:

      yo momma so fat she sat in a Cadillac four flat!!

  6. 6
    candy girl said:

      yo mamma so old she was in the ice age

  7. 7
    candy girl said:

      yo mamma so poor she found a penny and said im rich im rich

  8. 8
    candy girl said:

      yo mamma so ugly her mammasaid eww dam i dont want u

  9. 9
    candy girl said:

      yo mamma so short she tryed to comit suicide off a curb

  10. 10
    posta said:

      Yo mamma so fat that she was walking down the street in a yellow dress and everybody said ay look are bus is coming.

  11. 11
    posta said:

      Yo mamma so fat that when she bent over everybody said ay look the moon is crackin.

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