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Your mommas so ugly that speed stick slowed down and stopped!
yo momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish
yo momma so stupid she accepted the deal of killing herself for 1,0000,000
Yo momma is so ugly that she scares away the boogyman.
yo momma so fat she sat in a Cadillac four flat!!
yo mamma so old she was in the ice age
yo mamma so poor she found a penny and said im rich im rich
yo mamma so ugly her mammasaid eww dam i dont want u
yo mamma so short she tryed to comit suicide off a curb
Yo mamma so fat that she was walking down the street in a yellow dress and everybody said ay look are bus is coming.
Yo mamma so fat that when she bent over everybody said ay look the moon is crackin.
Yo Mamma So Stupid She Took A Spoon To Superbowl
Yo Mamma So Fat When She Fell In Love She Broke It.
Yo Mamma So Stupid When She Drove The Car She Goes Im Riding With The Homies
yo momma is so crazy she lives in a nut house
yo mamas so old when i told her to act her age the bitch died
yo mama so fat i ran out of gas trying to drive around her
yo moma so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said sorry no profesionals
your moms a fat bitch i fuked
yo momma’s so fat when she sat on walmart she lowered the prices!
Yo mamma so fat whenever she puts on a red sweater and walks out side everyone starts yellin “GO KOOLAID GO KOOLAID”
your so fat will i sleep over her house she said in her sleep mmmmm chicken
your momma so fat that when i went to china i saw people running from her and say aloud GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!
your momma so fat that when she sat on the bed with her boyfriend he flew all the way up
your momma so short that she walk in the bus and the bus driver didnt see her
YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE MADE BLIND KIDS CRY.
YO MOMMA IS LIKE A DOOR KNOB EVERYBODY GETS A TURN.
your mama soooooooo fat God said let there be ligth and told her 2 move!!!!!
yo mama iz so old jesus sign her year book
its summer and yo momma is out of the house!!!
yo momma’s so fat, when she was sunning on the beach, Manatee Rescue came and tried to put her back in the ocean
yo momma so green she look like grass
yo momma so musty she made the ship on the old spice sink and made secret tell
yo momma so black and dirty when she went in the jacuzzi she made dirty coffe
yo momma so fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target
yo momma said to her dauhter how do you use cauculator in a sentence she said we eat tamles and we caca later
yo momma so fat when it snows outside she got to be pulled on a car hood by a tractor with a log chain
yo momma so stupid when it snows out side she’s like FREE ICE CREAM
yo momma so stupid she thought my red waterhose was a giant fruit roll up
yo momma so fat she sat on the phone book and turned it in to 411
yo momma so ugly she made madusa turn to stone
man i just got a new paint job on my car, but yo momma so ugly she made it peal
yo momma so fat she entered a summo compatition and won just for signing up
that wasnt an earthquake in callifornia, that was yo momma fat ass fell off the bed
it so hot and yo momma so fat people follow her around for shad. also, its so hot and yo momma so fat i thought i smelt the garbage truck go by, but when i looked outside i saw yo momma.
Yo mamma so stupid she got fired from the mnm factory for throwing out all of the ones with w’s
Yo mamma so fat she jumed in the air and got stuck
Yo momma so nasty she puts ice in her drawers to keep the crabs fresh
yo mamma so fat her beeper went of people thought she was backing up
yo mama is so poor when a robber broke in the robber left her some money
yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.
yo mamas like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, an gets laid in the closet :p
yo mama so fat i said it’s chilly n she went n da house n grab a spoon
yo momma so stupid she went to mcdanalds and put a milk shake on layaway
the jjaggg tht said “yo momma so black and dirty tht when she went in the jacuzzi she made dirty coffe!” UMMMMM!!!!!! U SPELLED COFFEE WRONG!!!!!! GET THE PICTURE!!!!!! HOPE SOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mamma so stupid she got locked in the freezer and she starved to deaf
yo mama so fat she took 75% of the earth
yo mamas so skinny she went to a halloween party as a left over bread stick
your momma so fat she is fat
your momma is so fat when she farted she started global warming
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yo mamma’s so stupid that when she saw a bus on the freeway she said “giant twinky!!!” and started speeding after it
Yo momma so dumb she sat on the tv an watched the couch.
you mom is like a pool table balls go in balls go out
yeaaaah… yo momma is like a door nob everybody gets a turn!!
yo mommaaa is like a hardware store,, 3 cents per screww! hahaha
yo mommas so ugly superman refused to save her ass!
yo mommas so stupid she thought u had to buy speeding tickets to drive fast
yo mommas so fat she dont even have to belly dance cuz her fat is always jigglin
yo momma’s so stupid she brought newborn kittens to a nursing home
yo momma’s so fat and stupid in a paintball fight she caught the paintballs with her mouth cuz she thought they were GUM balls
your mom doesnt even care what KIND of balls they r just as long as they go in her mouth…
Your mamma’s so dumb that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side! AHHAHAHHAHHA.
Your mamma’s so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, skittles fell down.
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH your mom!
yo momma so fat her strech marks spell out her name ig bitch
yo mama so Poor and dirty When I Came In Her House I Asked If I Could Use The Bathroom She Said “Pick a corner”
yo mama so nasty i asked to use the bathroom she opened her mouth and said pick a jaw
your moma is so stupid she jumped out the window and went up
yo moma is so stupid she got stabed in a shootout
yo momma is so stupid she was in the freeway and she wanted to go to disneyland so a sighn said disneyland left so she turned around and went home
yo momma so fat she ordered a togo plate at an all you can eat buffet.
yo momma so fat she was in a ship wreck and the captain said throw everything heavy overboard. your mom was the first to go
yo momma is so ugly ripleys couldnt believe it
LOL nice 1 ace!!
yo mommas so stupid when her dog peed on her rosebush she sprayed it with urine gone
yo mommas so poor tha when she needed fertilizer for her flowers she got ur daddy, gave him a porno magazine and said “go wild, and aim for the flowers”
yo mommas so fat when it was her wedding she put on her dress and the people said “that is the most poofiest dress i have ever seen” and ur daddy was like “looks can be deceiving…”
yo momma’s so old Lewis and Clark discovered her
ur mother…
thats my favorite
ur mother…
thats my favorite
yo momma always gets STDs thanks to you.
yo momma’s so fat her picture made it in the world record book…and yo momma is in every page cuz they cant fit her into 1
yo momma’s so ugly trolls STAY under the bridge when she crosses
yo momma so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job………………….nasty bitch
yo mammys like a squirel…always got nuts in her mouth
ya mammy so stupid she stared at a box of orange juice for an hour cuz it said concentrate
Mr.YoMomma daddy is so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get hard
your mom is cool with me………
Yo momma sofat her picture heavy
Yo momma so poor she hangs tiolet paper out to dry
Yo momma so ugly her reflection ducks
Yo Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale
yo mamma so fat she had an orgasim listinin to “Chicken Noodle Soup”
yo momma so black when she went to night school they counted her as absent
Yo momma so stupid she spent twenty minutes looking at a juice carton that said concentrate.
Yo momma so stupid she used a compass to find her way around the block.
Yo momma so fat her stomach is a shelter for homeless people.
Yo momma so fat when she gets in the bathtub she fills it up THEN she turns on the water.
yo momma so poor i saw here kicking a can and i asked here what r u doing and she said moving
yo momma so tall when she did a cartwheel she kicked jesus in the balls
yo momma is like a library open to the public
yo momma’s teeth r soooo yellow when she walked down the street everybody started to slow down
yo mamma so dumb she stared at a orange juice bottle coz it said consintrate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma so dumb she locked her keys out of the car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jomama you stole my joke
yo momma sad when sighed the blues brothers started to sing!
yo mamma is so thin when she coughs she feels pain in her body.
Your momas So Fat She Cant Fit Into A Cadalac
Your Momma’s So Ugly Even Rice Crispys Won’t Talk To Her!!!!!
yo momma so ugly even kool aid man won’t say ohhh yaaaa
yo momma soo ugly even mc hammer wont touch that
yo momma soo fat even mc hammer wont touch that
yo momma teeth so yellow she spits butter
yo momma so black when she standed next to a white wall every one thought she was a hall way
yo mama so fat anytime i yell kool-aid she crashes through the wall
yo mama so dumb she thought her son was Hudam Husain
Yo mamma so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and said give me that twinkie
Your mama iz so nasty, she be nockin on mi nuts like nock nock nock nock
Yo mamma iz da reason rice crispy’s go Snack Crackle Pop
Yo mamma so fat, she make da beat go boom ba boom ba boom
Yo mamma teeth iz so yellow everytime she smile and itz dark, people mistake her for a street light.
yo mama is so hairy she got afros on her nipples
your mommas so fat she wakes up in sections….
your mommas so fat,when she goes out 4 a full body suntan…the sun burns out
watsup girls and guys invite me on facebook. peace owt chad swan…
yo mama so stupid she thought the garbage can was a North Karean
yo momma so stupid, that she can’t spell her own name!!!
yo momma so dumb, she put lip-stick on her head just to make up her mind!
yo momma is soooo stupid, she has porno as a favorite television show.
Yo Momma’s so stupid, she called her kid a son of a bitch!
Remember me? I posted in July! I wrote the 250th post! Woo! Go me! Go me!
Before you ask, I am not mentally retarded!
yo mama is so fat that she sat on a video game and god said let there be ds light
yo momma so fat she stepped on a dollar and she made change
yo mamma so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list!!!!!!
yo momma so UGLY.people out her face in a dough to make gorilla cookies
yo momma so dumb when u asked her for a xbox360 she bought a box and drew a x on it and spined it around and said here’s yo xbox360
Twiddle’s ill, so he’s paying me to write a joke for him.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she walked down a up escalator.
To this date, she hasen’t come down it yet.
By the way, Twiddle IS mentally retarded.
yo mama so stupid when she went to a baseball game she was lookin for dadee yankee
Yo momma so hairy she joined dateawookie.com
yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
twiddle’s mate is ill, he payed me to write a joke for him with the money twiddle gave him.
yo momma is like a 24hour store she never closes
by the way, twiddle is mentaly retarded.
by the way im k03d ur mum =]
Yo momma so poor she saw a K.F.C commercial sayin finger lookin good she ran to the place and started lickin everybodys fingers
yo momma so fat god said move your fat ass
yo momma so old moses signed her year book
yo momma so fat! an elephant recomended weight watchers!
yo mamma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.
your mamma is so fat that when she walks down the street with a yellow coat on everybody screams taxi
yo mammas so fat when she walked in front of a lorry she said who throw that rock
yo mammas family tree is like a caktus because there is so many pricks in it
yo momma so black she has to wear white gloves when she eats a tootsieroll so she wont bite her finger off
yo mommas so fat she needs 2 sofas 2 sit down 1 4 each cheek
yo momma so poor i went to her house and said wheres the bathroom she said second tree on the left
yo mama so dirtyshe blew a kiss,and dust came.
yo mama so old when she lift up het titys a pilgram fell out
yo mama so old she went to high scool with jhon maccain
yo mommas so old that when she was in high school, she sat next to jesus
Yo Mama’s so fat, she stood on the scales and it said “to be continued…”
yo momma so stupid she sat on the T.V and watched the couch.
yo momma so fat she used I-85 as a slipin’ slide!!!
yo mama so ugly yo dad had to put a stake around her neck for the dog to play with her!
yo mama so ugly not even rice crispies talk to her
yo mamma is so fat her belt is the national border
yo mamma so old she saw passion of the christ live
yo mamma so fat she was baptised in sea world
yo mamma so poor when i went to her house and said i need to use the bathroom..she said pick a corner
yo mamma so ugly when she want to heaven the lord had pity on her and sent her back down
yo mamma so ugly went she went to the huanted house she came out with a job application
yo mamma so stupid she tried to alphibeticallize mnm”s
yo maamma so old she remebers when the crand canyon was just a ditch
yo mamma so old she farts out dust
yo mamma so fat when i punch her pork chops come out
yo mamma so poor when i asked her were our ride was she pointed to a skateboard
yo mamma so fat when she went into KFC to order herself some chicken, the guy asked “what bucket size would you like?” she replied “The one of on your roof”
yo momma so fat her buttcheeks got different postcodes
yo momma so poor i thre a bogger at your door she shouted “kids. clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got meat”
yomooma so fat i got lost in her pussy
yo umma is gay
yo mammas so stupid she put a battery up her butt and said “I GOT THE
POWER”
YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE GET PAID TO KEEP HER CLOTHES ON AT THE STRIP CLUBS
Yo momma is so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
yo momma is so fat when she stepped on a rainbow she created skittles.
yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window the cops arrested here for mooning
yo mammma so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mamma is so dumb she said she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mamma is so fat she fell into a black hole and got stuck in it.
yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell down
yo mamma so fat she saw a bus and said stop that twinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your moma is so old she was at the after party of the 10 commandments !
UR MOMMA SO STUPID SHE JUST HAD U
yo mamas teeth is so yellow she spits butter
Yo mama fat she sat on the rainbow and all the skittles came out
Yo mamma is so lame, she’s not even worth joking about.
yo momma so ugly the old lady shitted on herself
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yo mamas so stupid when the door bell rang she opened the microwave
yo mamas so poor some one asked her why she was kicking a can she said im moving
Yo’ Momma so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged
Yo Momma so stupid when she was hit by a bus she said “who threw that rock”
your mamma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craigs is the door
yo mama so fat she bought a pair of rims and set them on her behind then started ridin on dubs
your mamma so ugly she took one look at her mom and she died
yo mamma so fat she and mo’nique wear the same bra size
yo momma’s so fat shes on both sides of the family!
yo momma’s armpits are so hairy it looks like she gots Whoopy Goldberg in a headlock.
yo mamma so stupid when she saw the shorty rey mysterio she said “oh my gosh look at that big man
yo mamma so stupid that she said to her children GO AWAY BITCHES BECAUSE I DONT KNOW
yo mama so poor to save milk she made you eat ceral with a fork .
yo mama has so many missing teeth it looks like her tounge is in jail !!!!
yo mama so ugly when they took a picture of her the picture came
blank
yo momma so fat and old that when god said let there be light to her he said move your fat but out of the way
yo mama is so ugly she made micheal jackson look like brad pitt
your moms like a race car driver she burns through 4 rubbers a night
your moms so nasty she brings her own crabs
your moms so nasty she brings her own crabs to Red Lobster
yo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out.
yo mamma is so fat that when she gets in a car accident they have to roll her down to the hospital.
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yo momma so fat not even jesus can lift her spirit
yo mommas like burger king have it your way
yo momma is like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
your mommas like a door knob everyone gets a turn
you mommas so fat shes fat
huh what now
yo mamma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money…she is crazy
yo momma so poor that when i rang the bell she said “ding” and came runnig to the door
yo momma so blonde, when she jumped out of an airplane, and had to ask directions to a bird, on how to get down…
yo mama soo dumb, she forgot her name
yo mamma so dang ugla, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ran away… DANG THATS UGLY!
yo mama so stupid she pieced her self in the bathroom
ya moma breath is so stank she turned crest into crust
yo momma so fat, she tripped over wal-mart to get 2 kmart, but she fell on target
yo momma so dumb, she thought that the toliet was a sink
yo mamma is so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade
yur mama ugly
yo mama she went to tha zoo she made it with a monkey and came out with you.
yo mama’s so fat her poster fell off the wall
yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs
yo mama so fat burgerking close on her birthday
yo mama so fat she was last seen in burgerking buying a whopper
yo mamma so fat her belly botton ring was a chandalear
Yo mum is so fat that she uses garage door to get into her apartment.
yo mama so hairy she had afros on her nipples
yo mommas hair is so short people mistake her for a peach.
yo mama nose is so big u can play bowling wit her boogers’
YO MAMA IS SO FAT EVEN HER SHIT HAS HIGH COLESTERAL
Yo Momma is so fat when she sat on a gamecube it turned to a gameboy
yo mamma so fat that when she saw your school bus go by she said stop that twinkie
yo mamma so stupid she she put a quartar in a parking mashine and waited for a gum ball
yo mama is stupid she striped at the last super for blessing
your mamma so stinky that when she opened her legs dead fish fell out
yo mama so fat that when she brest feeds powder goes POOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
Yo Momma So Greasy That When She Went To Mc’Donalds They Said: HEY BOSS THE 600 POUNDS OF GREASE WE ORDERED IS ERE!
Yo Momma So Poor That She Went To The Farms & Said Can I Have One Of Those Free Range Eggs For Ma Tea?
Yo momma is so ugly when her mom dropped her off at school she got a ticket for littering
yo momma soooo old i silt her throt and watch da dust fall out
your momma like a tv my lil brother can turn her on
yo momma like a horse every body gets a ride
yo mamma so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed
your momma is so fat she kiss a boy and he died
your mamma’s so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone
yo mama is so ulgly she made the devil to go church
YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE PLAYS HOPSCOTCH LIKE THIS…..NEW YORK, DALLAS, LAS VEGAS, SAN DIEIGO.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID, SHE THOUGHT A QUARTERBACK WAS A REFUND.
YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR HER REFLECTION RAN AWAY.
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charlotte is a small ugly bitch
yo mamma so ugly that when she was walking down the street people said dam is it hollowen already.
yo mamma so stupid that when the dorbell rang she opened the microwave
yo mama is so stupit she took a dump in the sink and wash her hands in the toilet
yo mama is so dark she spit out chocolate
yo mama is so stupit she wipe her a** and took a sh**
yo mama is so stupit she took a spoon to a superbowl
yo mama is so blind when she was driving she could not find the E-brake
yo is so stupit she looks back to see a car past by
yo mama so fat that when she tried to weigh herself the scale said to be continued!
yo momma so ugly bigfoot took pictures of her.
yo momma so hairy, when she went camping people started screaming “BIGFOOT!!!”
yo momma so tall when she bent down jesus said “get ur butt outta my face!”
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Yo mommas like a vacuum cleaner…. she sucks she blows and she gets laid in a closet.
your mama so good that i had her yesterday
yo mama so old she went to da antique store and dey wouldnt let her go home
YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE GETS GAS THEY CHARGE HER FOR 10 GALLONS OF GAS
yo mama so fat, she can’t even tie her own shoelace.
yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish
yo momma so stupid she went north and found the south pole
yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean the ocean jumped out and said ill wait my turn!
Yo Momma So poor Shes drives
A basket
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
yo mama so stupid that she said i oh look its a jackass
Yo momma so dumb, she tried to make a water proof tea bag
Yo momma so dumb, I told her that the KKK burned down churches. She said that’s ok I like Popeye’s.
Yo momma so dumb, she asked me what the letter after X was… I said “Y”… she said “cause I wanna know!!”
YUNG DAMAGE
yo mama so black somebody shot a bullet at her and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight! beat that nerds!
yo mamma is so ugly when she looked out the window they arrested her for mooning
yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her**** and said i got the power
yo mommas so ugly she whent in the ugly contest and they said ‘’sorry no perfetionals.
yo mamma is so fat she made a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo Mamma So Poor When She Asked Me Over To Dinner I Took A Paper Plate From The Kitchen And She Moaned - “Don’t Use The Good cChina”
Yo Mamma So Ugly Blind Men Refused To Have Sex Wid You
Yo Mamma So Poor When I Was Inveted To Dinner I Took 1 Bean And She Said DONT BE GREEDY
Yo Mamma So Fat When She Walks BAst The TV I Miss 3 Episodes
Yo Sister So Skinny When She Swallows A Olive People Think She Is Pregnant
HAHHA IM SO FUNNY
yo mumma is like cake mix 15 servings per package
yo mumma is like a Toyota, OH WHAT A FEELING!!!
yo mumma so poor when i rang her doorbell she said DING-DONG
yo momma so stupis, sooooooooooooo stupid, thats shes stupid
Yo Mamma’s So Ugly They Had To Make The MOvie Gorrilas In The Mist In Her Shower
Yo MAmmas So Ugly For Hallaween She Didnt Wear A Costume And Still Scared Everyone
yo mamma is so tall she married the statue liberty
yo mama so ugly that she will make a freight train go backwards
Momma yo so smelly I can’t fell my nose
yo mama so skinny she has to run around the shower to get wet
yo mama is so fat when she walks her butt looks like two buffaloes fighting under a blanket
Yo Mama so poor she had to use coupons at a $0.99 store.
Hey PEOPLE!!! Yo mamma so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk- White and Chunky!!!
Yo MOMMA so ugly, your dad had to take her to work and left her in the closet so he didn’t have to kiss her goodbye!!!
HAHA
Yow Momma is soooooo fat she don’t sit in this joke!!!
Love it, Praise it, Worship it, Tell your Friends!!!
Yow Momma is soooooo fat she don’t fit (not sit) in this joke!!! ^
yo mamma so fat when she went outside in a yellow rain coat everyone shouted taxi
your mamas so poor she went to kfc to lick the tables
your is so tall she did a back flip off a diving board and kicked jesus
Yo mamma so old the Spartans pushed her AND her walker into the pit . . . and so fat that she got stuck goin’ down!
yo momma so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Float like a butterfly
sting like a bee
I slept with your mom
and now it burns when I pee!”
yo mama is soo ugly when she was born her mama gave her back to the nurse got in a wheel chair and left before the nurse could give her back
your momma is so fat her edable underwear could end world hunger
yo mama so poor her front and back door is on the same henge.
YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT
yo momma is so ugly n fat she aite all the food and said did i do that
yo mamma is so dumb she thought BUNGIE was
for bungie jumping
you mamma is so fat the gravemind got jealous
ali i soo fat that when peolpe see him theyy sayy yo mama maama
Yo mama so ugly people ask her what it’s like to survive a woodchipper.
Yo mama so fat she puts two tubs of crisco and a small child in her weight loss shakes.
Yo sister like Wendy’s; WAY BETTER THAN FAST FOOD.
yo FACE!!!!!!!!
yo FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yer mouth
your mama is so fat i walked around her 2 times and got lost!
yo mama is so fat i ran around her 5 times and i got lost
Your dad’s so white that your mama is black
Ur mama’s so ugly that ur she’s ur dad
Ur butt
Amars fat
Amar Mahal Is Fat
YO MAMA IS SO UGLY SHE PUT THE BOOOGY MAN OUT OF BUSINESS
yo momma so fat that when she went in to the bathroom the floor fell
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SAW A SCHOOL BUS WITH WHITE PEOPLE SHE SAID STOP THAT TWINKIE
Yo Mamas so dumb she tried to wake up a sleeping bag
yo mama is so fat she can break anything
yo mamas so ugly her daddy takes her to work so he don’t have to kiss her good by
ur lips are so fat when u want to kiss ur girl /boy friend u suffocated them
your momma so fat that she got stuck while time traveling
Yo Momma so fat she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales popped up and sang “WE ARE FAMILY”
your mums so fat that she makes a beach whale look like a tit-tac
Yo muma so fat when she broke her leg gravy started to pour out
Yo muma so old her dreams are in black and white.
Yo muma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat every one yells out TAXI !
Yo muma so fat when she went to the beach the
whales jumped up and started singing “we are family
even no your fater than me
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
yor mumma is so fat that when she went on the elavator instead of going up she went down!
yo mammaz soo dum she threw a rock at the ground and missesd
yo mama is so old I took a picture of her last year and is still printing
yo mama is so tall when she did a back flip she kick jesus in the face
yo mama is so fat people think thats a wail
yo mama is so short she did a back flip under the bed.
Yo momma is so skinny that on halloween she put on tinfoil and dressed up as a leftover breadstick.
yo momma is so fat that she put on a rain coat and people said “Taxi” “Taxi”.
your momas so fat she fell down the grand canyon and made it three miles deeper
UR mom is so fat she was the reason for the eclipse !!!!
yo mama so fat when she went to jenny craig she ate jenny and craig haha
Youre mamma is so short she has to jump off a curb to commit suicide!!
Your mammas so fat spain thinks shes another country!!
Your mammas so old i told her to act her own age and she died!!
yo momma so hair that it makes bigfoot look bold
yo mommma is so stupid she saw a baloon and said ” look a flying saucer
Yo mamma is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car
your momma is like a t.v all the little kids turn her on
yo mamma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
your mamma so stupid she got ran over by a parked car.
yo mama so stupid she turned on the lights and said i think i see the light
yo so ugly when you were born yo mama said wow i think this is a warning!!!
yo mamas so ugly even her own shadow committed suicide
yo mamas so ugly that when she walked into taco bell they all ran for the border
Yo mamma so stupid that when your daddy said it’s chilly outside she ran outside with a bowl and spoon!
tell your momma to stop changing her lipstick color because i have a rainbow on my dick
yo momma so black that she out side that the street lights come
from laquanturner kingsport,tn
yo momma so white that she get a tan in front of the tv
Yo mama so fat her cearal bowl needs a lifegaurd
ALL OF AYO JOKES IS A BAM!!!! IT SOUND LIKE SHIT YALL CANNOT CRACK NO JOKE. YALL NEED TO GET A LIFE AND FIND SOMEONE THAT CAN HELP YALL WITH JOKES IT SOUND LIKE SHIT AND IT IS NOT FUNNY SORRY I AINT TRYING TO BE RUDE BUT I SAYING IT LIKE IT IS HOLLA.
you momma is so fat she died
yo momma so stupid she invented a wheel chair with pedels
yo mama so stupid she sat on television and watched the couch
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff!
Yo Momma so poor she goes shopping at the junkyard
yo daddy so bald when he put on a turtie neck he look like a ugly old condem
yo mama is so fat she went to seaworld to get babtized
yo mama so fat she make shamoo look like a tic- tac
yo mama is so fat when she was laying on the beach every one was shouting free willy
yo mamma is so cool she is cool
i love you <333
your mama is so stupid when she went to a bar a guy said the drinks are on the house and she said let me go get my ladder.
yo mama is like a vacccum cleaner she sucks bolws an you can leave her in the closet
yo mama so fat she had 2 get out of the car just 2 change the radio station
ashley
yo mamas teeth aRE so yellow a bug fell on them and sang walking on sunshine wo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Yo Geezer
Ive got a fat head
Hahahaha
Im Fat
Im Gay
Safe Man, Brapp Brapp Brapp, I chill with my bare crewage. Wanna get shanked?
Yo momma so ugly she made Jabba the Hutt squeal
You moma so fat she has her own moon.
yo mama so old they keep her husband in a museum.
your mama is so ugly she went to a freak show and came out with a job.
yo mama so stupid she told a “yo mama” joke
yo mamma so stupid when i saw her running back and forth from her house to her mailbox and i asked her what she was doin she said “my computer told me i got mail
Yo momma so old, jesus asked her for advice
yo mamma is so fat she sweats maple syrup
yo mamma’s so fat that when she ordered a water bed they put a sheet over the ocean!!!
hahahahahahahahaa
Yo momma so old, she did it with moses
Yo momma so fat that when your dad went up her a** he said “damn, what a cave!”
yo mommas pussy is soo dry that even the crabs got can tines!!
yo mamma is so ugly that she makes me cry … ya get it??
yo momma so greasy when she gives hand jobs she uses crisco.
Yo momma so stupid she tried to mapquest sesame street
yo momma so dumb she thought barrack obama was a foriegn country.
yo mommas like a tornado she sucks blows and takes away the house.
Yo Momma so old her pussy sends smoke signals.
Yo Momma is so ugly once i was done f*@#ing her she paid me
YOUM MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE MADE MICHKEAL JACKSON LOOK LIKE AKON
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Yo momma so ugly they filmed Gorrilas in the mist in her shower
yo mommas so dumb wen slim shady sang thanks now im 35 in junior high she said i could relate 2 dat
your ma ma is so fat she went at the back of the bus she pop a whillie
yo ma ma is so skiny she could fit in a cheerreeo
Yo Momma’s so stupid, she bought a fork to the Black Eyed Peas concert.
yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing “moving”, she said
yo mamma hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry
yo momma so fat shes got her own postode
Yo mamma is so short she does back flips underneath the bed!!!!!!!!!!!!
i heard your mom was into rock n roll i rock her world in the bed and when im done i roll her fat ass off of it
yo mama so ugly she stickes her face in dough 2 make manster cookies
yo mamma so fat after sex i rolled over twice and im still on the bitch!!!!!!
yo mamma so fat someone hit her with a bus and said who threw that rock.
yo mama fat she jumped up into the air and got stuck
yo momma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came back out with a application form
your momma so fat she has to lean back to swallow
yo mama so fat she put on a yellow rain coat and people thought she was a taxi
you mommy so dumb that when she hiv she thaught was a romem nural
from deonte kingsport
yo mamma is so old she breast feads with powder
yo momma is so old she went to an ugly contest and they said sorry no profesionals
suck my balls dill wed
YO MAMA SO FAT MAMA MASTER IS A BIIIIITTTTTTCCCCHHHHHHH!
jakebaw a bitttttcccch in an ungly contestestswtste!!
funk your doater is wut yo mama said to me when i went to the ugly contest after moses signed her yearbook mama mia here we go again!
yo mamma so easy a cave man could do it
yo mamma so old her first christmas was the first christmas
Yo momma so old i told her to act her own age an the bitch died
Yo momma so bony on halloween everybody thought she was the Reaper of Death
Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth
Yo momma so poor she lives under Patrick’s rock
Your Mother IS SOOOOOO fat she bungy jumped an went STRAIGHT TO HELL!!
yo mama so fat that she went to the doctors and the the doctor told her that her bllod level was O… reo. !!!!!!
Yo mamma so fat when she was swimming a wale come and said WE ARE FAMILY
your mama so fat when she lay down the children started jumping on her because they thought she was a bouncy castle
YO mom is lik the niehborhood bycycle everone gets a ride
yo mom is like a vaccum ,she sucks she blow , and gets laid inthe closet
yo mamma so dumb she dialed 911 4 a pizza
YO MOMMA SO FAT,HER TOE NAILS LOOK LIKE FOSSILS
YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE SHITS ROCKS
YO MOMMA SO HAIRY SHE GOT AFROS ON HER NIPPLES
YO MOMMAS LIKE A TELEVISION , A 2 YEAR OLD CAN TURN HER ON
Ur Mums So Short She Models For Trophys
yo mamma so fat she can fit her shirt on king kongs dick
yo mamma so harry the only language she speeks is wookie
yo mamma so fat the size she wears is b*t#h lose some weight
yo mama is so stupid that she took a spoon to the SUPERBOWL.
your mommas pussy so hairy when you were born you nearly died of rug burn LOL :]
yo momma hair so short when she get braids they look like stitches!!!
yo momma so black the oil light came on
your mamma so ugly when so looked up in the sky the sun closed his eyes
yo daddys like micheal jackson he likes playin with little kids.
yo momma so fat she uses a vcr for a beeper.
yo mommas so ugly i broke her neck.
yo momma so stupid she tried taking a bath in the fish tank.
yo daddys so stupid when i asked him how was marry palmer and her five sisters he said “good, they visit every other night.”
yo momma is so black she looks like a little kids shit stain.
your mamma so fat that when she was in an elevetor the elevator just went DOWN! !
yo mommas so ugly when you were born u werent cryin . . . . .till you saw her
yo mamas so dumb she brough cheerios and thought they were mini doughnuts
Yo mama’s so skinny that when she went in the bath she was dry.
yo mamma so fat that when she saw a school bus she said “go catch that twinkie”
Yo mamma so fat she uses pillow cases for socks
yo momma is so dumb it took her and hour to make minute rice.
YO MOMMA IS SO POOR WHEN SHE WAS WOBLING DOWN THE STREET WITH ONE SHOE I YELLED OUT MISSING A SHOE, AND SHE SAID NOPE, I JUST FOUND ONE.
yo momma is so black when i tried shootin her in the night time the bullet came back asking for a flashlight!!!:-)
yo momma is so poor when i stepped in her house i tripped over the back gate
;-(
yo momma room is so messy when i stepped in two ghetto rats jumped me and said where da cheese at:-@
yo momma is so nasty when i asked whays for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs dig in
i love u CRYSTAL
your mommas so fat when she jumed she got stuck
i love you shorty!<3
YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY FREDDY GOURGER POPPED OUT AND SAID I QUIT
heyyyyy david!
HEY CRYSTAL
your mom is like a train track she gets laid around the country
your mom is so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to every one
i love you shorty! para siempre!
your mamas so tall that when she did a cart wheel she smacked jesus in the face
your mamas so stupid she put a coin in the meter and said where’s my gum ball
your mamas so ugly she gave freedy cogar nightmars
your mamas so ugly she made blind people cry
yo momma so fat she got a new paint job on her lips!!
yo momma’s ears so big that she gets 4 differnent channels and fm radio
yo mammas so ugly she ugly! lol so corny
yo momma so ugly i took her into a haunted house she came out wi a job application.
yo momma so cheap she sold her car for petrol money.
yo mama and little kids that go to subway have one thing in commen….. they both love 5 dalla footlongs
yo mamas so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
yo mamas so fat when she goes to the amusement park little kids wanna ride her
yo mamas so fat when she goes to the amusement park little kids wanna ride her
yo mamas so stupid she straingled herself with a cordless phone
your mama head so small she use a teabag as a pillow
your mama so bald when she braids her hair it looks like stitches
your mama so fat i filed my gas tank and drove around her for a few seconds and i ran out of gas.
yo mamma so black she stood against a white wall and people thought she was a hall way
your momma is so fat when she farts al gore accuses her of global warming
your so ugly that when you were born your mom said lets take a picture and your dad replied lets hang it
yo mamma soo fat she wear a malcom x shirt now helicoptors try to land on her
get it the big x
yo mama sooo fat i ask her how much she weigh and she gave me her phone number
i weigh 3871726
yo grandma sooo old she was the first in line to cross the red sea with moses
yo mama so short she got a sign on her back that say DONT SPIT CANT SWIM
yo mama so little she hanglide with a darrito
yo mamma so fat that when she walked by the tv, i missed the whole season of lost
yo mamma so dumb that when she was going 2 the airport and saw the sign “airport left” she went home
yo mamma has such a big head that she has 2 put her shirt on through her legs
yo mamma so dirty that you cant see the difference between her and mud
yo mamma is so skinny she uses a cherio as a hoola hoop.
yo mamma so dumb that she sat on the tv and wacthed the couch.
yo mammas house is so dirty that she has 2 wipe her feet 2 go outside.
yo mamma so old that she was living when burger king was still a prince.
yo mamma so old she didnt ever have a history class.
yo mamma so fat that she fell and made the grand canyon.
Yo momas so ugly i could of been yo dad but the dog beet me under the fince
Yo momas so fat she has 3 shirt sizes large humungus and o my god its comming towards us!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momas teeth are so yellow when she smiles cars slow down
Yo mammas so fat when she sat down they had to add a nother country to the world map
Yo mammas so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door
HAY!!!!!!!! MOMMA MASTER YO JOKES FREAKEN SUCKS A*S
Yo mammas so stupid she kep yo ass insted of therowing you in the trash!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo mommas teeth are soooo yellow she spits flora
yo mamma
YOU mama so ujly she makes mud look clean
yo mama so fat when the weather man said it was chili outside she ran out with a spoon and bowl screaming “give me the chili where is the chili!?”
yo mama so ugly her blind date took one look at her and turned blind
yo mama so stupid and fat the only word she knows is food
yo mama got one eye and one leg, they call her eyelean (ilean)
yo momma is so ugly the Kool Aid man said,”Oh NO!!”
yo momma so dumd she heard the weather man say it was chilly outside so she took a bowl and a spoon outside ready to eat
your momma so fat she sat on a monster truck and turned it into a lowrider
your is momma is so black when she drinks milk you can see it going down to the stomach
yo mama is so old her breast milk is powder
yo mamma is so fat that she has silver stripes in the mouth
yo mamma is so fat when she steped on a scale the scale read one at a time please.
yo mamma is so pour when i steped on a ciggeret she said who turned off my heater.
yo mamma is so fat when she sat on a monster truck she made it a low rider.
ur momma so weak i taqpped her on the back her tittis fell off……….
Yo mamma so ugly, one look in the mirror and u know shes yo mamma
yo mama so stupid she dig 2 batteries up her butt and said’I GOT THE POWER
yo mama teeth so yellow she put the sun out of bussness
Yo mommas so short she uses a condom for a sleeping bag
yo mama so fat tht in her world fat albert in annerexic
yo mama so fat tht in her world fat albert in annerexic
Yo mamma is so stupid that she tried to put M & M ’s in alphabetical order
yo momma’s so fat people jog around her for exercise
yo momma’s so so so ugly that when she stepped in front of the mirror.. Her reflection showed her the middle finger.:)
yo momma’s so fat when she stepped on the weighing scale, it said..’to be continued’..
your mom is like ihop
come early
leave happy
yo mama is so fat when she walks down the street in a purple sweater people say hey yo barney
yo mama so fat the only type of fingers she no is chicken fingers
yo mamma is so old that she was at the last supper
yo mamma is so old that she was at the last supper with jesus
yo mamma is like a misquito she keeps sucken until you slap her
yo mamma is so stupid she went to elementary school so she would not have any periods
yo mamma is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
hahahaha this is not even a joke muhahahahahaha i am sexy my number is 801 400 9111
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yo momma is ugly when she looked out the window they arrested her for mooning
shut up, you will never be the man your mother was!
yo momma like a car she get driven all the time
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watch the couch
yo daddys so old hes like cement, it takes him two days to get hard.
yo momma so slutty she got a new mini skirt and everybody commented her on her new belt!
Yo mommaz soo stupid she sold her car for fuel
yo mamma iz so stupid she slept with a ruler 2 c how long she slept…….
your momma so ugly when she was born the doctor said wat a tresure and yo dad said lets go bury it
your momma so fat she saw a bus full of kids and yelled stop that twinkie
your mother is so fat she lost some weight.
your mother is so fat again, she died.
Yo mama’s breath stinks so bad, she made a tic-tac run away =]
your mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and scittles came out
yo mama so fat she ran over a stampede
yo mama so fat she wore a red shirt and all the kids said aaaaaaaaa.cool aid
Tell your mom to stop wearing lipstick, my dick is looking like a rainbow.
Ay, tell yo momma to stop wearing lipstick, my dick is looking like a rainbow now.
yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo momma so old she owe jesus a dollar
yo mamme so ugly that her mamma looked atyour dad and said i should have just gave head
your momma so fat so she has to use 2 buses to stake
Yo momma so ugly when she was born her mom said ‘Wow what a treasure’ so your dad said ‘Yes let’s go bury it’
Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats tootsie rolls so she doesn’t eat her fingers
Yo momma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off of her
your momma so like a hardware store she is 5 cents for a screw
YO MOMMA SO FAT DAT WHEN SHE JUMPED OVER THE MOON THAT JESUS SCREAMED
Your mama so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl
yo mama is so stupid that she put lip stick on her forhead to makeup her mind!!!!
yo mamas so cheap when i gave her a penny for sex she gav me change
yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly contest and they said sorry no profecienals…….
yo mama so stuupid that when she went to mexico she diskised herself as imigration and tried to catch mexicans she let them go to america
for all the young girls keep it up beutifles……………..
yo mama so weired that she tried to do it with a homeles hobo just for enjoyement
You mama so old she be Teachin’ Jesus’ fourth grade class!
Halla!
HALLA!
ur moma tits are so long she need to trow em over her back to bathe
your mama is soooooo big when she read a book she looked in the glass bcuz her sock is soo small that it wouldnt fit her leg!! yayaagaagaaga
Yhur momma is an idiot.. full stop now shut yhur trap yhuu are all whores!!!
yo momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish
BORN A ORIGINAL NOT GONE DIE A COPY ESPECIALLY YO MOMMA
yo mamma so fat that she cant kerry a sack
you stupid for reading this!!!! hahahahahaha
yo mamma so ugly, DAMN!!
yo mamma like a hardware store, 25 cents per screw.
is so stuped that she said if i jump off this cliff you have to give me 200 dollers
is so stuped that she said if i jump off this cliff you have to give me 200 dollers
yo ma is so fat that her moms coochy is so wide we can fit a mans dick in it enytime
Yo mama so fat, she fell over - broke her leg and gravy spilled out
you mama so stupid, she call the police on you daddy for no reason!!! hahahahahahahaha omg thats soo funny
your momma is like a door knob, every one gets their turn.
hahaaha james carl tm is sooo funny
CazzCazz
510 beast
Yo mamma so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
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yo mama so fat when she jumped out the airplane she got stuck.
your moms so dumb when she’s on the phone she nods her head yes
your moms so ugly her pillow cries at night
your mom is so fat she is me times 3
yo momma is so gay that shes gay!
lol!!!!
your mamma so stupid she tried to steal a free sample
yo mama so old she was ther before the world was made
yo mama so fat she burng down Haiiwaii
my bad this is how u spell Hawaii
yo mama is so ugly she made my car go away with noone in it
yo mamma is so ugly she made onion cry!
yo momma so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet said”we are a family get your big fat but off of me.”
yo momma so greasy you can make fries out of her.
yo momma fat she is fatter than a sumo wrestler.
yo momma so stupid she went to your friends house and said”can i watch color t.v.”you friends momma said”sorry we don’t have any crayons.”
yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to se how long she slept
your momma is so stupid that when she went to walgreens she asked why arent the walls green
your momma is sooooooooo stupid that when she went to walmart she asked “why dont you sell walls? “
yo moma is such I mean such a pendega that when she whent to a antic store she asked whats new
yo momma is dumb she though microscoft was an ice cream
yo mama is so fat she sat on a 360 and mad it to a PlayStation 360
yo mama is so fat she sat on a 360 and mad it to a PlayStation 360
rishi that was cooooooold
your mama so ugly she makes Michel Jackson hot ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo moma’s so fat she called her kid a son of a bitch
yo momas so fat her belt size is EQUATOR
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ur momas so STUPID she called her kid a son of a b****
Ur momma so dumb she tried to put m&ms in abc order
your mamas so fat she deep fries her toothpaste
YO MOMMA SO FAT…. SHE just plain fat
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Yo momma so stupid she stuck batteries up her butt and said i got the power
yo momma is so hairy that she died her mustach to match her chest hairs
Yo momma is so big i seen her at burgerking eatin a big mac she was sayin its goin down
Yo mama is so fat when she saw a bus full of white people she yelled stop that twinky
yo mamma is so old she farted dust
yo mama so stupid she use the bathroom she used it in the
sink
yomamma so poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor she couldn’t stand on earth
yo mama so dumb she thought the computer was tv
yo mama so dumb she thought the computer was tv and she said “show me some thing”
nananananananananana YO MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE ATE 11111′0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 CONTROL
yomama is so stupid she she thought saturn was the fifth planet in the solar system
your momma is so FAT!!!, she puts mayonaise on her asprin
yo mamma so old that she fats dust
Mz jabba w0cke3
Kabba
yo momma so hairy she has afros on her titties
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yo mama so stupid that a girl was pregnet and she said “my water broke” and your mama said “i will call the plumer”
yo mama so fat she say a yellow school bus fuel of white kids and said ” stop that juicy twinky”
youre mama so hungry she came to my house and lite my pockets on fire so she could eat hot pockets
yo mama is so fat she sat on top of the rainbow and skittles pop out of her but every 5 seconds
yo momma so old she has more wrinkles than a cotton shirt
yo momma so fat she uses a vcr as a pager
yo momma so poor and went to dollar tree with an axe and said where’s the tree
yo mamas so old when i told her to act her age the bitch died
warrens mums tits are jammin on the london eye
your mamma so fat she eats of the table
yor mamma so stupid when we asked her name she said what?
Yo Momma so old, she had to move when God said let there be light
you mama so fat shes fat
you mama so fat shes fat.
your moms so stupid shes a 20 year old first grader
your moms so loose she uses a matress for a tampon
you momma so stupid she thought chuck norris was stupid
yo mammas so fat when she sneased she caused a earthquake
yo mama is so fat that i herd she called sea world to get reservations to get baptised they said they did not have ROOM FOR HER BECOUSE SHE TOOK UP THE WHOLE LIST!!!
ur mamas so fat when she walks around with a fur coat people call her king kong
yo mamas so poor she was walkin down the street kickin a can and her neighbor said wat r u doin she sain movin
yo mamma so old her birth certificiate says expired
yo mamma so old her birth certificiate says expired
yo mamma so fat the pacific ocean is her water bed
foat like a butterfly sting lik a be after i slept with you mother it burns when i pee
oh yea shane if u go on here you better not use my jokes
yo mamma so fat osama threatend her with slim fast if she did not fart to posion half of the population
your mamas so hairy the only languegage she speaks is wookie
Your mommas so ugly, she makes blinddd children cry
1.Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to mapquest Sesame St.
2.Yo mamas so ugly, even rice crispies wouldn’t talk to her.
3.Yo mamas so stupid, when she put the quarter in the parking
meter, she waited for the gumball to pop out.
4. Yo mama’s so poor, she put m&ms on layaway.
5. Yo mamas so hairy, her armpits look like she put
Don King in a head lock.
6. Yo mamas so poor, I went to her house, droped a cigareette,
and the rouches came clapping their hands, stamping their feet
singing thank the lord we have heat.
7.Yo mamas so stupid, she asked me whats the letter that come after X,
I said Y, she said I just wanna know.
8. Yo mamas so greasy, she sweats better and syrups, she works parts
time at Dennyis wiping pancake accross her forehead.
abc, you can’t even spell, its roaches not rouches.
And its cegarette not cigereette. And some of your jokes
are stupid.
yo mmma so fat, I found my house stuck in her flabs
by the way, reject is gay
rejects dad can lick my hairy balls
kiss my saggy ballsack reject cuz u dont mess wiv abc’s cool jokes blud
He momma that a television apparatus my lil brother can put them in circuit
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yo momma so fat when she stood on da scale it said 2 be countiued
your momma so ugly she made a onion cry
yo mama is so ugly that can’t even tell if she’s a man or woman
Yo mama so stupid she thought that Hooked on Phonics is a telephone company.
Yo mama is so stinky, she Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick to slow down, Ban go on strike, and Secret to tell it all.
yo mamma is so stupid that when she threw a rock on the ground she missed
yo mamma is so fat that when she jumped up she got stucked in the sky
Yo mama is so nasty she puts salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!!!!!
eddie,
yo momma so fat when she wore a red bathing suit to the beach people said “HEY Kool-Aid!”
yo momma so fat that a guy got on a bus and she chased it thinking it was a twinkie
yo momma so ugly she maid god weak
yo momma so fat that when she sat on wall mart that the prices dropped 100 percent
yo momma is so nasty that she has to sneak up on the bathwater
yo momma so fat she have to get baptis in sea world
yo momma so fat she have to get baptis in sea world
yo mama so stupid she wore pant that say ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
yo mama so stupid she tryed cmmitting suiside by jumping off a curb
lol ur mom
idc bout anyones momssss
learn to spell
LUIGI
YOUR Mama is SO NAST
I LIKE BIG TITTIES
yo mama so fat god couldn t lift her spirit
you doodsd stink
eat some peas
haha
Yo momma so fat She has to iron her pants in the driveway
your momma so fat when she gets on the scale her phone # pops up
1-919-496-8956
yo mama so fat when she saw her winner dog she said put musturd on it
Yo mammas so fat when she jumps people think theres an earthquake
yo mama’s so fat when she took a step it sunk Atlantis
your mommas so fat when she eats rice crispies it goes snap crackle dabm you ugly
yo momma goes outside with a skirt and snow boots in the summer and they call her a eskho
yo momma got 3 tongs and talk like this like this like this
yo momma so short she can use a condom as a sleeping bag
yo momma all black with yellow teeth when she smile she look like a steelers helmet
sing it
yo momma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whale said we are familyever tho you fatter then me
yo mama is so fat when u slap her legs u can ride the waves
yo mama is so small she has to climb a ladder to pick up a dime
your mama is so fat she cant fit into the car
your mama is so fat she cant fit into the car
you’r sister is so dumb noone will go out with her.
my mom is a wich
your mama is so fat she has a fat men in her house
your mama is so fat she cant go next droo to get a pack of gum
yor momma is so fat when she extra she mean extra bugras
YO MAMMA IS SOO FAT THE BITCH NEEEDS TO GLUE TEN SHAMWOWS TOGETHER TO MAKE A TAMPON!
yo mamma is so stupid that when she stopped at a stop sign, she waited for it to say go!
yo momma so fat, she just fat
yo momma so stupid she ran into a parked car.
she still so stupid she sold the parked car for gas
your momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.
and she’s so stupid when your dad came inside and said it’s chilly outside your mom ran outside with a bowl and a spoon.
yo momma is so fat shes cousins with wendys.
Yo Momma Is So Stupid She Locked Herself In A SuperMarket , And Starved Herself To Death!
yo mammas so stupid she threw away all the m&m’s with w;s on them
Yo momma so stupid that she put a quarter in a parking meter and said “WHERE’S MY GUMBALL?!”
Your momma so fat after sex, instead of a ciggerate she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Your momma so fat I ran out’a gas try’n to drive around her.
You momma so bald she gets brain washed in the shower.
Yo momma so nasy she has to sneak up on soap.
Your momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money.
Your momma is so old, she farts dust.. her social security number is 1, and has an I.O.U. from mosses.
Yo momma so fat when she walks she makes the radio skip.
yo mama is so poor she uses tooth floss as underwear.
yo mama is sooo studpid she study 4 a drug test
yo mama sooo fat when u went swiming she jumped in the ocean and sanged “we are family”
Ur momma so ugly she’s ugly
Your momma’s so ugly when she goes walking down the street, people take one look at her at say, “Ah!!! Run away it’s godzilla!!!”
Your momma’s so fat, that when she goes to walmart, she buys jeans two sizes to small, then goes back the next day and says these pants are too big, look at my huge badonkadonk yo!!!
yo mama so nasty, she took a shit and for got 2 wipe her ass.
yo mamma is so stupid that she put a battery in her butt and said “I GOT THE POWER!”
Your mama so bitchy and shady she thought 2pac was the number of condoms you find in the Notorious BIG condom label
Your mama so old her farts are intoxicating
Your Mama is so Holy and saved, everytime she farts she does the sign on the cross and says “forgive me lord for i have sinned”
yo mama so fat she jumped off the earth and the earth sung, we are family even though your bigger than me.
your mamas so ugly there isn’t a joke about it
yo mommas so big when she did a frontflip she kicked Jesus in the head
yo mommas so fat,when she wears a yellow coat people say,”Taxi!”
yo mommas so hairy chewbacca said,”WOW!”
yo mommas so fat even dora cant explore her
Your mama so ugly,the horror movie mirrors was dedicated to her!…now u know why the mirrors kept cracking.
Yo Momma so ugly she went to the strip club and they paid her to keep her clothes on
Yo momma so fat when you were born the doctor says” Isnt he sweet?” and she said,” Dont know can i taste him?”
Yo momma iz like a beach, she’s dirty and full of crabs.
Yo mamma so stupid door bell rang she checked da microwave.
Your mom is like a hardware store 20 cent per screw.
Your Mumma so fat that - she has more chins then the HongKong phonebook
your mama so ugly, she put freddie cruga out of buisness
yo momma is so stupid she though that a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy
yo momma is so stupid she climbed a glass wall just to see the other side
you momma is so hairy the only lanuge she speakes is wokkie
yo mama so fat when she tried to get throw the door she called the exterminates.
Yo Momma So Fat, She Was Baptised At Sea World
Yo Momma So Fat, She climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo Momma is os stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mama so ugly that when she was born her mom said “she’s a treasure!” then her father said “lets go bury it”
yo mama so fat that when she went to a restaurant and she looked at the menu she said “OKAY!”
yo mama so fat that when she lay on the beach people run around her yelling “free willy!”
yo mama so old that her birth certificate says “expired”
you mama so poor she uses baking soda as make up powder
yo mama is so fat that when she got off the toilet she had a butt hicky
yo mama is so fat that when she went to the beach the whales started singing ”we are family even know your fatter than me”!
yo mama so skinny that she can slip through doors closed
yo mama so fat that when she got weight loss program she laid on the exercise matt and said
”okay, im ready.”
yo mama so stupid she thought fleet wood mac was the new thing to eat at mc donalds
Yo momma so old, she was born before god!
yo momma so dumb and fat, the only thing she knew what to do and say is, “umm mommy i want my pop tart.”
yo momma so short, she jumped off an ant, then said she couldve died.
oh do u know the story of the little old lady who lived in a shoe? well, yo momma so poor she lived in a flip flop.
yo momma so fat, she wears a red sweater and when someone says koolaid, she goes OH YEAH
yo momma so stupid she doesn’t understand this joke
yo mommas like a horse except one’s a 400 pound mammal and the other one’s a horse.
yo momma’s so ugly she went to the ugly contest an they said no proffesionals.
yo mama is so stupid that she took a spoon to the super bowl
yo mama is so fat she left her house in high heels and came back in flip flops
yo mama is so fat she trpped over kmart and stummbled over walmart and landed right on target
yo mama is so ugly she makes blind people cry
Yo mamma so ugly, when she went to a halloween costume store to by a costume, they didn’t give it to her.
yo momma is sucha crack whore we found crack in yo head when she poped yo out like a pill
yo mama so fat she saw a school bus she thought it was a giant twinkie
yo mama so fat when she walked pass the tv i missed 18 episodes
yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing WE R FAMILY EVEN KNOW YOUR FATTER THAN ME
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 1st grade
Yo Momma So Fat That After Sex I Rolled Over Twice And I Was Still On ThE biTCH
Yo Mama So Fat That Her Bealt Size Is An Equater
yo mama so stupid she thought topac shakur was a jewish holiday
yo mama so fat she has to wear two watches because she takes up two time zones
yo mama so skinny she wears spandex above her waste
ur mama is so fat wen she wears those x jackets helicopters try 2 land on her…..
Yo Momma So Fat The Army Had 2 Borrow Her Underwear 4 Parachutes
yo momma so old she knew pizza hut as a tent
yo mommas head so big she dont have dreams she has motion pictures
yo moma so stupid when ever you ring the door bell she cheaks the microwave
yo momas feat so big she be walkin on main and be tripin people on broadway
yo moma so fat she got band from the food channel