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924 Yo Momma Jokes in “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”



  1. lolol's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so ugly that speed stick slowed down and stopped!



  2. haha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish



  3. mommo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she accepted the deal of killing herself for 1,0000,000



  4. Momma Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly that she scares away the boogyman.



  5. coolio's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat in a Cadillac four flat!!



  6. candy girl's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old she was in the ice age



  7. candy girl's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor she found a penny and said im rich im rich



  8. candy girl's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly her mammasaid eww dam i dont want u



  9. candy girl's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so short she tryed to comit suicide off a curb



  10. posta's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat that she was walking down the street in a yellow dress and everybody said ay look are bus is coming.



  11. posta's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat that when she bent over everybody said ay look the moon is crackin.



  12. Rishi's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma So Stupid She Took A Spoon To Superbowl



  13. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma So Fat When She Fell In Love She Broke It.



  14. Posta's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma So Stupid When She Drove The Car She Goes Im Riding With The Homies



  15. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so crazy she lives in a nut house



  16. benseaman's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old when i told her to act her age the bitch died



  17. bmann's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i ran out of gas trying to drive around her



  18. tmann's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said sorry no profesionals



  19. laine's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she sat on walmart she lowered the prices!



  20. soooo fat's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat whenever she puts on a red sweater and walks out side everyone starts yellin “GO KOOLAID GO KOOLAID”



  21. JJ Jokes's Momma Joke:

    your so fat will i sleep over her house she said in her sleep mmmmm chicken



  22. JJ Jokes's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat that when i went to china i saw people running from her and say aloud GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!



  23. JJ Jokes's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat that when she sat on the bed with her boyfriend he flew all the way up



  24. JJ Jokes's Momma Joke:

    your momma so short that she walk in the bus and the bus driver didnt see her



  25. LULU's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE MADE BLIND KIDS CRY.



  26. OMG's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS LIKE A DOOR KNOB EVERYBODY GETS A TURN.



  27. sydney's Momma Joke:

    your mama soooooooo fat God said let there be ligth and told her 2 move!!!!!



  28. clue/less's Momma Joke:

    yo mama iz so old jesus sign her year book



  29. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    its summer and yo momma is out of the house!!!
    yo momma’s so fat, when she was sunning on the beach, Manatee Rescue came and tried to put her back in the ocean



  30. momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so green she look like grass



  31. jjaggg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so musty she made the ship on the old spice sink and made secret tell



  32. jjaggg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black and dirty when she went in the jacuzzi she made dirty coffe



  33. jjaggg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target



  34. jjaggg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma said to her dauhter how do you use cauculator in a sentence she said we eat tamles and we caca later



  35. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when it snows outside she got to be pulled on a car hood by a tractor with a log chain



  36. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when it snows out side she’s like FREE ICE CREAM



  37. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought my red waterhose was a giant fruit roll up



  38. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on the phone book and turned it in to 411



  39. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made madusa turn to stone



  40. ace's Momma Joke:

    man i just got a new paint job on my car, but yo momma so ugly she made it peal



  41. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she entered a summo compatition and won just for signing up



  42. ace's Momma Joke:

    that wasnt an earthquake in callifornia, that was yo momma fat ass fell off the bed



  43. ace's Momma Joke:

    it so hot and yo momma so fat people follow her around for shad. also, its so hot and yo momma so fat i thought i smelt the garbage truck go by, but when i looked outside i saw yo momma.



  44. Wade Dudley's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she got fired from the mnm factory for throwing out all of the ones with w’s



  45. Wade Dudley's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she jumed in the air and got stuck



  46. posted's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty she puts ice in her drawers to keep the crabs fresh



  47. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat her beeper went of people thought she was backing up



  48. bigdog's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor when a robber broke in the robber left her some money



  49. bubby's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license. :)



  50. tubby's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, an gets laid in the closet :p



  51. dailya's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i said it’s chilly n she went n da house n grab a spoon



  52. bommy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she went to mcdanalds and put a milk shake on layaway



  53. jjaggg3's Momma Joke:

    the jjaggg tht said “yo momma so black and dirty tht when she went in the jacuzzi she made dirty coffe!” UMMMMM!!!!!! U SPELLED COFFEE WRONG!!!!!! GET THE PICTURE!!!!!! HOPE SOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  54. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she got locked in the freezer and she starved to deaf



  55. preetygurl504's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she took 75% of the earth



  56. rachael's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so skinny she went to a halloween party as a left over bread stick



  57. shabalabadingydong's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she is fat



  58. shabalabadingydong's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she farted she started global warming



  59. shabalabadingydong's Momma Joke:

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  60. .......'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so stupid that when she saw a bus on the freeway she said “giant twinky!!!” and started speeding after it



  61. Legend's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she sat on the tv an watched the couch.



  62. pimp daddy's Momma Joke:

    you mom is like a pool table balls go in balls go out



  63. amberly jaaee's Momma Joke:

    yeaaaah… yo momma is like a door nob everybody gets a turn!!



  64. amberly jaaee's Momma Joke:

    yo mommaaa is like a hardware store,, 3 cents per screww! hahaha



  65. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly superman refused to save her ass!



  66. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she thought u had to buy speeding tickets to drive fast



  67. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she dont even have to belly dance cuz her fat is always jigglin



  68. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she brought newborn kittens to a nursing home



  69. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat and stupid in a paintball fight she caught the paintballs with her mouth cuz she thought they were GUM balls



  70. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    your mom doesnt even care what KIND of balls they r just as long as they go in her mouth…



  71. YOURMAMMA's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma’s so dumb that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side! AHHAHAHHAHHA.



  72. YOURMAMMA's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma’s so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, skittles fell down.
    BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH your mom!



  73. joe's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so stupid she jumped out the window and went up



  74. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so stupid she got stabed in a shootout



  75. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she was in the freeway and she wanted to go to disneyland so a sighn said disneyland left so she turned around and went home



  76. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she ordered a togo plate at an all you can eat buffet.



  77. ace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she was in a ship wreck and the captain said throw everything heavy overboard. your mom was the first to go



  78. momma joker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly ripleys couldnt believe it



  79. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    LOL nice 1 ace!!
    yo mommas so stupid when her dog peed on her rosebush she sprayed it with urine gone



  80. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor tha when she needed fertilizer for her flowers she got ur daddy, gave him a porno magazine and said “go wild, and aim for the flowers”



  81. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when it was her wedding she put on her dress and the people said “that is the most poofiest dress i have ever seen” and ur daddy was like “looks can be deceiving…”



  82. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so old Lewis and Clark discovered her



  83. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mother…
    thats my favorite



  84. moma's Momma Joke:

    ur mother…
    thats my favorite



  85. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma always gets STDs thanks to you.



  86. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat her picture made it in the world record book…and yo momma is in every page cuz they cant fit her into 1



  87. Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ugly trolls STAY under the bridge when she crosses



  88. JOMama's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job………………….nasty bitch



  89. JOMama's Momma Joke:

    yo mammys like a squirel…always got nuts in her mouth



  90. JOMama's Momma Joke:

    ya mammy so stupid she stared at a box of orange juice for an hour cuz it said concentrate



  91. JOMama's Momma Joke:

    Mr.YoMomma daddy is so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get hard



  92. PhaQ's Momma Joke:

    your mom is cool with me………



  93. juggalos homie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sofat her picture heavy



  94. juggalos homie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she hangs tiolet paper out to dry



  95. juggalos homie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly her reflection ducks



  96. Ike's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale



  97. Pharaoh T's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she had an orgasim listinin to “Chicken Noodle Soup”



  98. breionna's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black when she went to night school they counted her as absent



  99. Angelo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she spent twenty minutes looking at a juice carton that said concentrate.



  100. Angelo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she used a compass to find her way around the block.



  101. Angelo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat her stomach is a shelter for homeless people.



  102. Angelo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she gets in the bathtub she fills it up THEN she turns on the water.



  103. k03d ur mum's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i saw here kicking a can and i asked here what r u doing and she said moving



  104. k03d ur mum's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so tall when she did a cartwheel she kicked jesus in the balls



  105. k03d ur mum's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a library open to the public



  106. k03d ur mum's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s teeth r soooo yellow when she walked down the street everybody started to slow down



  107. kimhfhjjv cvhk's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb she stared at a orange juice bottle coz it said consintrate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  108. Michael Jackson's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she locked her keys out of the car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  109. cjbh;]'';plgthm,;/.mb fgv's Momma Joke:

    jomama you stole my joke



  110. nfjjfgewvghhhdbhdGJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sad when sighed the blues brothers started to sing!



  111. dez's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so thin when she coughs she feels pain in her body.



  112. Obatia's Momma Joke:

    Your momas So Fat She Cant Fit Into A Cadalac



  113. Obatia's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma’s So Ugly Even Rice Crispys Won’t Talk To Her!!!!!



  114. k03d ur mum's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly even kool aid man won’t say ohhh yaaaa



  115. k03d ur mum's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo ugly even mc hammer wont touch that



  116. k03d ur mum's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo fat even mc hammer wont touch that



  117. brandizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow she spits butter



  118. k03d ur mum's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black when she standed next to a white wall every one thought she was a hall way



  119. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat anytime i yell kool-aid she crashes through the wall



  120. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she thought her son was Hudam Husain



  121. Kid Raynen's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and said give me that twinkie



  122. Crazi E's Momma Joke:

    Your mama iz so nasty, she be nockin on mi nuts like nock nock nock nock



  123. Crazi E's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma iz da reason rice crispy’s go Snack Crackle Pop



  124. Crazi E's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat, she make da beat go boom ba boom ba boom



  125. Crazi E's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma teeth iz so yellow everytime she smile and itz dark, people mistake her for a street light.



  126. kswain's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy she got afros on her nipples



  127. chaddy boy's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she wakes up in sections….



  128. chaddy boy's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat,when she goes out 4 a full body suntan…the sun burns out



  129. chaddy boy's Momma Joke:

    watsup girls and guys invite me on facebook. peace owt chad swan…



  130. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought the garbage can was a North Karean



  131. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, that she can’t spell her own name!!!



  132. Atrane's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb, she put lip-stick on her head just to make up her mind!



  133. Atrane's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soooo stupid, she has porno as a favorite television show.



  134. Twiddle's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so stupid, she called her kid a son of a bitch!

    Remember me? I posted in July! I wrote the 250th post! Woo! Go me! Go me!

    Before you ask, I am not mentally retarded!



  135. huge e. rection's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she sat on a video game and god said let there be ds light



  136. i c. weiner's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stepped on a dollar and she made change



  137. ryan hughes#4's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list!!!!!!



  138. theman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so UGLY.people out her face in a dough to make gorilla cookies



  139. k03d ur mum's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb when u asked her for a xbox360 she bought a box and drew a x on it and spined it around and said here’s yo xbox360



  140. Twiddle's Mate's Momma Joke:

    Twiddle’s ill, so he’s paying me to write a joke for him.

    Yo mama’s so stupid, she walked down a up escalator.
    To this date, she hasen’t come down it yet.

    By the way, Twiddle IS mentally retarded.



  141. pizza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when she went to a baseball game she was lookin for dadee yankee



  142. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy she joined dateawookie.com



  143. lorenz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.



  144. twiddle's other mate's Momma Joke:

    twiddle’s mate is ill, he payed me to write a joke for him with the money twiddle gave him.

    yo momma is like a 24hour store she never closes

    by the way, twiddle is mentaly retarded.

    by the way im k03d ur mum =]



  145. trigga man's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she saw a K.F.C commercial sayin finger lookin good she ran to the place and started lickin everybodys fingers



  146. reggie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat god said move your fat ass



  147. jakjak's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old moses signed her year book



  148. tiiniii's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat! an elephant recomended weight watchers!



  149. rockerboy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.



  150. yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat that when she walks down the street with a yellow coat on everybody screams taxi



  151. 062's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when she walked in front of a lorry she said who throw that rock



  152. 062's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas family tree is like a caktus because there is so many pricks in it



  153. THE BIG R's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she has to wear white gloves when she eats a tootsieroll so she wont bite her finger off



  154. D-nasty's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she needs 2 sofas 2 sit down 1 4 each cheek



  155. THE BIG R's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i went to her house and said wheres the bathroom she said second tree on the left



  156. bman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirtyshe blew a kiss,and dust came.



  157. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old when she lift up het titys a pilgram fell out



  158. mamma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she went to high scool with jhon maccain



  159. DAVE'MATE's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old that when she was in high school, she sat next to jesus



  160. Kylezor's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s so fat, she stood on the scales and it said “to be continued…”



  161. YOMOMMA!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sat on the T.V and watched the couch.



  162. YOMOMMA!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she used I-85 as a slipin’ slide!!!



  163. ya boy rara's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly yo dad had to put a stake around her neck for the dog to play with her!



  164. mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly not even rice crispies talk to her



  165. mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat her belt is the national border



  166. mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old she saw passion of the christ live



  167. mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she was baptised in sea world



  168. mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor when i went to her house and said i need to use the bathroom..she said pick a corner



  169. mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly when she want to heaven the lord had pity on her and sent her back down



  170. mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly went she went to the huanted house she came out with a job application



  171. mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she tried to alphibeticallize mnm”s



  172. mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo maamma so old she remebers when the crand canyon was just a ditch



  173. mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old she farts out dust



  174. mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when i punch her pork chops come out



  175. mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor when i asked her were our ride was she pointed to a skateboard



  176. kila's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she went into KFC to order herself some chicken, the guy asked “what bucket size would you like?” she replied “The one of on your roof”



  177. paige's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her buttcheeks got different postcodes



  178. paige's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i thre a bogger at your door she shouted “kids. clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got meat”



  179. ya fat's Momma Joke:

    yo umma is gay



  180. haha's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so stupid she put a battery up her butt and said “I GOT THE

    POWER”



  181. ALQUATREZ's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE GET PAID TO KEEP HER CLOTHES ON AT THE STRIP CLUBS



  182. momma lover's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back.



  183. momma lover's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she stepped on a rainbow she created skittles.



  184. momma lover's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window the cops arrested here for mooning



  185. Gadhafi's Momma Joke:

    yo mammma so fat she fell in love and broke it



  186. Fred's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so dumb she said she got hit by a parked car.



  187. Fred's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she fell into a black hole and got stuck in it.



  188. iroxz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell down



  189. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she saw a bus and said stop that twinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  190. demi's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so old she was at the after party of the 10 commandments !



  191. jorge vargas's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA SO STUPID SHE JUST HAD U



  192. crystle's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas teeth is so yellow she spits butter



  193. Jenna's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama fat she sat on the rainbow and all the skittles came out



  194. You Can't Touch This's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so lame, she’s not even worth joking about.



  195. mark caper$'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly the old lady shitted on herself



  196. Yo mama so old dat when jesus said let there be light she hit the switch!'s Momma Joke:

    Jamesha



  197. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid when the door bell rang she opened the microwave



  198. bj's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor some one asked her why she was kicking a can she said im moving



  199. FatMomma's Momma Joke:

    Yo’ Momma so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged



  200. FatMomma's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so stupid when she was hit by a bus she said “who threw that rock”



  201. dark_blade's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craigs is the door



  202. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she bought a pair of rims and set them on her behind then started ridin on dubs



  203. kyle charles's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so ugly she took one look at her mom and she died



  204. kyle charles's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she and mo’nique wear the same bra size



  205. megan jonas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat shes on both sides of the family!



  206. kirty-pooh/ilovelouis2011's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s armpits are so hairy it looks like she gots Whoopy Goldberg in a headlock.



  207. yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid when she saw the shorty rey mysterio she said “oh my gosh look at that big man



  208. america's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid that she said to her children GO AWAY BITCHES BECAUSE I DONT KNOW



  209. moma masta's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor to save milk she made you eat ceral with a fork .



  210. moma masta's Momma Joke:

    yo mama has so many missing teeth it looks like her tounge is in jail !!!!



  211. yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when they took a picture of her the picture came
    blank



  212. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat and old that when god said let there be light to her he said move your fat but out of the way



  213. kody gardners mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she made micheal jackson look like brad pitt



  214. fat bitch said's Momma Joke:

    your moms like a race car driver she burns through 4 rubbers a night



  215. fat bitch's Momma Joke:

    your moms so nasty she brings her own crabs



  216. by drew bender's Momma Joke:

    your moms so nasty she brings her own crabs to Red Lobster



  217. boogywoogy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out.



  218. boogywoogy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that when she gets in a car accident they have to roll her down to the hospital.



  219. 4454515125451545's Momma Joke:

    4846546546516565465454vgjkj554gj984gh98gy4



  220. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat not even jesus can lift her spirit



  221. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like burger king have it your way



  222. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a hardware store 5 cents a screw



  223. chris's Momma Joke:

    your mommas like a door knob everyone gets a turn



  224. chris's Momma Joke:

    you mommas so fat shes fat
    huh what now



  225. jay jay's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money…she is crazy



  226. haha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor that when i rang the bell she said “ding” and came runnig to the door



  227. MommaCosma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so blonde, when she jumped out of an airplane, and had to ask directions to a bird, on how to get down…



  228. MommaCosma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama soo dumb, she forgot her name



  229. MommaCosma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dang ugla, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ran away… DANG THATS UGLY!



  230. big's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she pieced her self in the bathroom



  231. fat bitch's Momma Joke:

    ya moma breath is so stank she turned crest into crust



  232. mzshad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she tripped over wal-mart to get 2 kmart, but she fell on target



  233. mzshad's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb, she thought that the toliet was a sink



  234. declanstar's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade



  235. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yur mama ugly



  236. jared's Momma Joke:

    yo mama she went to tha zoo she made it with a monkey and came out with you.



  237. johny's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat her poster fell off the wall

    yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs



  238. ric's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat burgerking close on her birthday



  239. ric's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she was last seen in burgerking buying a whopper



  240. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat her belly botton ring was a chandalear



  241. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo mum is so fat that she uses garage door to get into her apartment.



  242. tallyah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy she had afros on her nipples



  243. jammey's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas hair is so short people mistake her for a peach.



  244. tallyah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama nose is so big u can play bowling wit her boogers’



  245. T 2 THE C's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT EVEN HER SHIT HAS HIGH COLESTERAL



  246. brendan's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat when she sat on a gamecube it turned to a gameboy



  247. frank's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that when she saw your school bus go by she said stop that twinkie



  248. anthony terry's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she she put a quartar in a parking mashine and waited for a gum ball



  249. aaron cristian's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is stupid she striped at the last super for blessing



  250. maddison's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stinky that when she opened her legs dead fish fell out



  251. tootoot's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she brest feeds powder goes POOOOOOOOOOOOOOF



  252. Courtney's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Greasy That When She Went To Mc’Donalds They Said: HEY BOSS THE 600 POUNDS OF GREASE WE ORDERED IS ERE!



  253. Courtney's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Poor That She Went To The Farms & Said Can I Have One Of Those Free Range Eggs For Ma Tea?



  254. ~isa~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly when her mom dropped her off at school she got a ticket for littering



  255. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soooo old i silt her throt and watch da dust fall out



  256. ABDUL99's Momma Joke:

    your momma like a tv my lil brother can turn her on



  257. g boy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a horse every body gets a ride



  258. hayden's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed



  259. victoria's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she kiss a boy and he died



  260. p_caro's Momma Joke:

    your mamma’s so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone



  261. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ulgly she made the devil to go church



  262. Sway's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE PLAYS HOPSCOTCH LIKE THIS…..NEW YORK, DALLAS, LAS VEGAS, SAN DIEIGO.



  263. Sway's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO STUPID, SHE THOUGHT A QUARTERBACK WAS A REFUND.



  264. Sway's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR HER REFLECTION RAN AWAY.



  265. Baxta's Momma Joke:

    helklo



  266. ADMIN's Momma Joke:

    charlotte is a small ugly bitch



  267. Snoop Dogg's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly that when she was walking down the street people said dam is it hollowen already.



  268. uriel lopez's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid that when the dorbell rang she opened the microwave



  269. pdiddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupit she took a dump in the sink and wash her hands in the toilet



  270. pdiddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dark she spit out chocolate



  271. pdiddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupit she wipe her a** and took a sh**



  272. pdiddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupit she took a spoon to a superbowl



  273. pdiddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so blind when she was driving she could not find the E-brake



  274. pdiddy's Momma Joke:

    yo is so stupit she looks back to see a car past by



  275. mesolol's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she tried to weigh herself the scale said to be continued!



  276. mesolol's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly bigfoot took pictures of her.



  277. mesolol's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy, when she went camping people started screaming “BIGFOOT!!!”



  278. mesolol's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so tall when she bent down jesus said “get ur butt outta my face!”



  279. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    jonny



  280. Joe Miller's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas like a vacuum cleaner…. she sucks she blows and she gets laid in a closet.



  281. idk my name's Momma Joke:

    your mama so good that i had her yesterday



  282. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she went to da antique store and dey wouldnt let her go home



  283. HONEY ROSE's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE GETS GAS THEY CHARGE HER FOR 10 GALLONS OF GAS



  284. jess's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, she can’t even tie her own shoelace.



  285. a man's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish



  286. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she went north and found the south pole



  287. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean the ocean jumped out and said ill wait my turn!



  288. Andrelle kayla's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So poor Shes drives
    A basket



  289. matthew's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade



  290. miles's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she said i oh look its a jackass



  291. james's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, she tried to make a water proof tea bag



  292. marqwan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, I told her that the KKK burned down churches. She said that’s ok I like Popeye’s.



  293. marqwan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, she asked me what the letter after X was… I said “Y”… she said “cause I wanna know!!”



  294. YO MAMA SO POOR AFTER EVERYTHING SHE EAT SHE SAY I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER.'s Momma Joke:

    YUNG DAMAGE



  295. no1's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black somebody shot a bullet at her and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight! beat that nerds!



  296. rooby's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly when she looked out the window they arrested her for mooning



  297. chola101's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her**** and said i got the power



  298. pace's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she whent in the ugly contest and they said ‘’sorry no perfetionals.



  299. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she made a monster truck into a low rider.



  300. Eddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma So Poor When She Asked Me Over To Dinner I Took A Paper Plate From The Kitchen And She Moaned - “Don’t Use The Good cChina”



  301. Eddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma So Ugly Blind Men Refused To Have Sex Wid You



  302. Eddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma So Poor When I Was Inveted To Dinner I Took 1 Bean And She Said DONT BE GREEDY



  303. Eddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma So Fat When She Walks BAst The TV I Miss 3 Episodes



  304. Eddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Sister So Skinny When She Swallows A Olive People Think She Is Pregnant



  305. Eddy's Momma Joke:

    HAHHA IM SO FUNNY :)



  306. James's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma is like cake mix 15 servings per package :D



  307. James's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma is like a Toyota, OH WHAT A FEELING!!! :D



  308. James's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma so poor when i rang her doorbell she said DING-DONG :D



  309. lol's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupis, sooooooooooooo stupid, thats shes stupid



  310. Yo Mamma's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma’s So Ugly They Had To Make The MOvie Gorrilas In The Mist In Her Shower



  311. Yo Mamma's Momma Joke:

    Yo MAmmas So Ugly For Hallaween She Didnt Wear A Costume And Still Scared Everyone



  312. yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so tall she married the statue liberty



  313. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that she will make a freight train go backwards



  314. Momma Yo's Momma Joke:

    Momma yo so smelly I can’t fell my nose



  315. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny she has to run around the shower to get wet



  316. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she walks her butt looks like two buffaloes fighting under a blanket



  317. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so poor she had to use coupons at a $0.99 store.



  318. Emma*your*bff****'s Momma Joke:

    Hey PEOPLE!!! Yo mamma so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk- White and Chunky!!!



  319. Emma*your*bff****'s Momma Joke:

    Yo MOMMA so ugly, your dad had to take her to work and left her in the closet so he didn’t have to kiss her goodbye!!!

    HAHA



  320. Emma*your*bff****'s Momma Joke:

    Yow Momma is soooooo fat she don’t sit in this joke!!!

    Love it, Praise it, Worship it, Tell your Friends!!!



  321. Emma*your*bff****'s Momma Joke:

    Yow Momma is soooooo fat she don’t fit (not sit) in this joke!!! ^



  322. pri's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she went outside in a yellow rain coat everyone shouted taxi



  323. pri's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so poor she went to kfc to lick the tables



  324. jaSON harding's Momma Joke:

    your is so tall she did a back flip off a diving board and kicked jesus



  325. bythedozens's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so old the Spartans pushed her AND her walker into the pit . . . and so fat that she got stuck goin’ down!



  326. wendy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone



  327. Matthew Gawley Kerr (my momma)'s Momma Joke:

    Float like a butterfly
    sting like a bee
    I slept with your mom
    and now it burns when I pee!”



  328. dtyhhgt's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soo ugly when she was born her mama gave her back to the nurse got in a wheel chair and left before the nurse could give her back



  329. Ashley's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat her edable underwear could end world hunger



  330. jeremy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor her front and back door is on the same henge.



  331. DANIELLE's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT



  332. cheap's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly n fat she aite all the food and said did i do that



  333. masterchief's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dumb she thought BUNGIE was
    for bungie jumping



  334. masterchief's Momma Joke:

    you mamma is so fat the gravemind got jealous



  335. ali is gayy's Momma Joke:

    ali i soo fat that when peolpe see him theyy sayy yo mama maama



  336. yo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly people ask her what it’s like to survive a woodchipper.



  337. yo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she puts two tubs of crisco and a small child in her weight loss shakes.



  338. yo's Momma Joke:

    Yo sister like Wendy’s; WAY BETTER THAN FAST FOOD.



  339. yo's Momma Joke:

    yo FACE!!!!!!!!



  340. yo's Momma Joke:

    yo FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  341. yo's Momma Joke:

    yer mouth



  342. kuku's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat i walked around her 2 times and got lost!



  343. lol stuff's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat i ran around her 5 times and i got lost



  344. Yo Mama's Momma Joke:

    Your dad’s so white that your mama is black



  345. Yo Mama's Momma Joke:

    Ur mama’s so ugly that ur she’s ur dad



  346. Yo Mama's Momma Joke:

    Ur butt



  347. Yo Mama's Momma Joke:

    Amars fat



  348. Yo Mama's Momma Joke:

    Amar Mahal Is Fat



  349. ashton ally's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO UGLY SHE PUT THE BOOOGY MAN OUT OF BUSINESS



  350. j's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she went in to the bathroom the floor fell



  351. ERIK's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SAW A SCHOOL BUS WITH WHITE PEOPLE SHE SAID STOP THAT TWINKIE



  352. Katherine's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamas so dumb she tried to wake up a sleeping bag



  353. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she can break anything



  354. posta sucks's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly her daddy takes her to work so he don’t have to kiss her good by



  355. cocaine's Momma Joke:

    ur lips are so fat when u want to kiss ur girl /boy friend u suffocated them



  356. cocaine's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat that she got stuck while time traveling



  357. Nettey's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales popped up and sang “WE ARE FAMILY”



  358. loryn .x's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat that she makes a beach whale look like a tit-tac



  359. Emerson's Momma Joke:

    Yo muma so fat when she broke her leg gravy started to pour out



  360. Emerson's Momma Joke:

    Yo muma so old her dreams are in black and white.
    Yo muma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat every one yells out TAXI !



  361. Emerson's Momma Joke:

    Yo muma so fat when she went to the beach the
    whales jumped up and started singing “we are family
    even no your fater than me



  362. Emerson's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

    Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    Yo mama so fat were in her right now

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

    Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

    Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

    Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…

    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

    Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

    Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

    Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

    Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

    Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets



  363. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yor mumma is so fat that when she went on the elavator instead of going up she went down!



  364. moddy's Momma Joke:

    yo mammaz soo dum she threw a rock at the ground and missesd



  365. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old I took a picture of her last year and is still printing



  366. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so tall when she did a back flip she kick jesus in the face



  367. luigi's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat people think thats a wail



  368. luis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so short she did a back flip under the bed.



  369. xxXxYOxMOMMAxXxx's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so skinny that on halloween she put on tinfoil and dressed up as a leftover breadstick.



  370. xxXxYOxMOMMAxXxx's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she put on a rain coat and people said “Taxi” “Taxi”.



  371. FREE PIU's Momma Joke:

    your momas so fat she fell down the grand canyon and made it three miles deeper



  372. DDisDeadL&A's Momma Joke:

    UR mom is so fat she was the reason for the eclipse !!!!



  373. eliza's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she went to jenny craig she ate jenny and craig haha



  374. Bubble-z-z's Momma Joke:

    Youre mamma is so short she has to jump off a curb to commit suicide!!



  375. Bubble-z-z's Momma Joke:

    Your mammas so fat spain thinks shes another country!!



  376. Bubble-z-z's Momma Joke:

    Your mammas so old i told her to act her own age and she died!!



  377. devin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hair that it makes bigfoot look bold



  378. gloofer's Momma Joke:

    yo mommma is so stupid she saw a baloon and said ” look a flying saucer



  379. Gaven's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car



  380. dave's Momma Joke:

    your momma is like a t.v all the little kids turn her on



  381. peter's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.



  382. CoLLin's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid she got ran over by a parked car.



  383. yo-mama-mastar's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she turned on the lights and said i think i see the light



  384. yo-mama-mastar's Momma Joke:

    yo so ugly when you were born yo mama said wow i think this is a warning!!!



  385. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly even her own shadow committed suicide



  386. jen jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly that when she walked into taco bell they all ran for the border



  387. Branmuffin's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid that when your daddy said it’s chilly outside she ran outside with a bowl and spoon!



  388. jackie's Momma Joke:

    tell your momma to stop changing her lipstick color because i have a rainbow on my dick



  389. jackie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black that she out side that the street lights come

    from laquanturner kingsport,tn



  390. jackie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so white that she get a tan in front of the tv



  391. Biggie chee's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat her cearal bowl needs a lifegaurd



  392. I.C.Y.U.N.V.ME's Momma Joke:

    ALL OF AYO JOKES IS A BAM!!!! IT SOUND LIKE SHIT YALL CANNOT CRACK NO JOKE. YALL NEED TO GET A LIFE AND FIND SOMEONE THAT CAN HELP YALL WITH JOKES IT SOUND LIKE SHIT AND IT IS NOT FUNNY SORRY I AINT TRYING TO BE RUDE BUT I SAYING IT LIKE IT IS HOLLA.



  393. fatty's Momma Joke:

    you momma is so fat she died



  394. JJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she invented a wheel chair with pedels



  395. betterjokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sat on television and watched the couch



  396. Andy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff!



  397. Houston Dennis's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so poor she goes shopping at the junkyard



  398. Sexy 15's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so bald when he put on a turtie neck he look like a ugly old condem



  399. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she went to seaworld to get babtized



  400. eddie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she make shamoo look like a tic- tac



  401. timmy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she was laying on the beach every one was shouting free willy



  402. oos's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so cool she is cool



  403. babii gurll231's Momma Joke:

    i love you <333



  404. name's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid when she went to a bar a guy said the drinks are on the house and she said let me go get my ladder.



  405. caspa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a vacccum cleaner she sucks bolws an you can leave her in the closet



  406. mr.hallcy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she had 2 get out of the car just 2 change the radio station



  407. yo mamas so fat she was floating in tha ocean and spain clamed her as a new world's Momma Joke:

    ashley



  408. Matthew Masih's Momma Joke:

    Yo Geezer



  409. Jack Hollingsworth's Momma Joke:

    Ive got a fat head



  410. Catherine Harkin's Momma Joke:

    Hahahaha :)



  411. Micheal Gallagher's Momma Joke:

    Im Fat



  412. Micheal Gallagher's Momma Joke:

    Im Gay



  413. Olivia Quirke's Momma Joke:

    Safe Man, Brapp Brapp Brapp, I chill with my bare crewage. Wanna get shanked?



  414. CKY's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she made Jabba the Hutt squeal



  415. Fat Moma's Momma Joke:

    You moma so fat she has her own moon.



  416. Fat Moma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old they keep her husband in a museum.



  417. Fat Moma's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugly she went to a freak show and came out with a job.



  418. Fat Moma's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she told a “yo mama” joke



  419. anonamys's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid when i saw her running back and forth from her house to her mailbox and i asked her what she was doin she said “my computer told me i got mail



  420. Unknown's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old, jesus asked her for advice



  421. bgonfiree's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she sweats maple syrup



  422. Jughead2323's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat that when she ordered a water bed they put a sheet over the ocean!!!



  423. Jughead2323's Momma Joke:

    hahahahahahahahaa



  424. Butehy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old, she did it with moses



  425. Butehy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when your dad went up her a** he said “damn, what a cave!”



  426. UR MOM's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly that she makes me cry … ya get it??



  427. R.E.L.'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so greasy when she gives hand jobs she uses crisco.



  428. JJ's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she tried to mapquest sesame street



  429. R.E.L.'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she thought barrack obama was a foriegn country.



  430. R.E.L.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a tornado she sucks blows and takes away the house.



  431. JJ's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so ugly once i was done f*@#ing her she paid me



  432. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUM MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE MADE MICHKEAL JACKSON LOOK LIKE AKON



  433. idk!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    im so sexy!!!!



  434. hottii's Momma Joke:

    call me 412-366-3668 or call 724-553-0093 and ask for me!!!!!!!



  435. T Dog's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly they filmed Gorrilas in the mist in her shower



  436. R.E.L.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb wen slim shady sang thanks now im 35 in junior high she said i could relate 2 dat



  437. pink's Momma Joke:

    your ma ma is so fat she went at the back of the bus she pop a whillie



  438. pink's Momma Joke:

    yo ma ma is so skiny she could fit in a cheerreeo



  439. Name's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so stupid, she bought a fork to the Black Eyed Peas concert.



  440. sade's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing “moving”, she said



  441. sk8ergirl's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



  442. pecas's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry



  443. george's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat shes got her own postode



  444. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so short she does back flips underneath the bed!!!!!!!!!!!!



  445. nathan's Momma Joke:

    i heard your mom was into rock n roll i rock her world in the bed and when im done i roll her fat ass off of it



  446. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she stickes her face in dough 2 make manster cookies



  447. kyle's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat after sex i rolled over twice and im still on the bitch!!!!!!



  448. atm1111's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat someone hit her with a bus and said who threw that rock.



  449. mr.yo mama joke kinq's Momma Joke:

    yo mama fat she jumped up into the air and got stuck



  450. jakebaw's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came back out with a application form



  451. jakebaw's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she has to lean back to swallow



  452. shazi's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she put on a yellow rain coat and people thought she was a taxi



  453. jackie's Momma Joke:

    you mommy so dumb that when she hiv she thaught was a romem nural

    from deonte kingsport



  454. gster's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old she breast feads with powder



  455. gster's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she went to an ugly contest and they said sorry no profesionals



  456. funkyourdoater's Momma Joke:

    suck my balls dill wed



  457. mama master wunub's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT MAMA MASTER IS A BIIIIITTTTTTCCCCHHHHHHH!



  458. mama master wunub's Momma Joke:

    jakebaw a bitttttcccch in an ungly contestestswtste!!



  459. mama master wunub's Momma Joke:

    funk your doater is wut yo mama said to me when i went to the ugly contest after moses signed her yearbook mama mia here we go again!



  460. kristen's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so easy a cave man could do it



  461. carolyn s.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old her first christmas was the first christmas



  462. hahaha!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old i told her to act her own age an the bitch died



  463. hahaha!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so bony on halloween everybody thought she was the Reaper of Death



  464. hahaha!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth



  465. hahaha!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she lives under Patrick’s rock



  466. Kaka and PooPoo's Momma Joke:

    Your Mother IS SOOOOOO fat she bungy jumped an went STRAIGHT TO HELL!!



  467. locoelmono5658@yahoo.com's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she went to the doctors and the the doctor told her that her bllod level was O… reo. !!!!!!



  468. Me's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat when she was swimming a wale come and said WE ARE FAMILY



  469. funnyo's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat when she lay down the children started jumping on her because they thought she was a bouncy castle



  470. Asa Dillon's Momma Joke:

    YO mom is lik the niehborhood bycycle everone gets a ride



  471. Asa Dillon's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is like a vaccum ,she sucks she blow , and gets laid inthe closet



  472. mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb she dialed 911 4 a pizza



  473. FRISCO LOS's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT,HER TOE NAILS LOOK LIKE FOSSILS



  474. FRISCO LOS's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE SHITS ROCKS



  475. FRISCO LOS's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO HAIRY SHE GOT AFROS ON HER NIPPLES



  476. FRISCO LOS's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMAS LIKE A TELEVISION , A 2 YEAR OLD CAN TURN HER ON



  477. tonz's Momma Joke:

    Ur Mums So Short She Models For Trophys



  478. t.DOG's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she can fit her shirt on king kongs dick



  479. T.DOG+i am only 11 years old's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so harry the only language she speeks is wookie



  480. T.DOG+i am only 11 years old's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat the size she wears is b*t#h lose some weight



  481. lala's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that she took a spoon to the SUPERBOWL.



  482. king logan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma hair so short when she get braids they look like stitches!!!



  483. king chuck's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black the oil light came on



  484. bryan's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so ugly when so looked up in the sky the sun closed his eyes



  485. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys like micheal jackson he likes playin with little kids.



  486. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she uses a vcr for a beeper.



  487. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly i broke her neck.



  488. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried taking a bath in the fish tank.



  489. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys so stupid when i asked him how was marry palmer and her five sisters he said “good, they visit every other night.”



  490. steven and willy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black she looks like a little kids shit stain.



  491. Jennifer's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat that when she was in an elevetor the elevator just went DOWN! !



  492. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly when you were born u werent cryin . . . . .till you saw her



  493. Raw's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so dumb she brough cheerios and thought they were mini doughnuts



  494. davion's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so skinny that when she went in the bath she was dry.



  495. octavia bivins's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that when she saw a school bus she said “go catch that twinkie”



  496. jokester's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she uses pillow cases for socks



  497. jokester's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb it took her and hour to make minute rice.



  498. Da qu33n of y0 m0mma jokez's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO POOR WHEN SHE WAS WOBLING DOWN THE STREET WITH ONE SHOE I YELLED OUT MISSING A SHOE, AND SHE SAID NOPE, I JUST FOUND ONE.



  499. shorty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black when i tried shootin her in the night time the bullet came back asking for a flashlight!!!:-)



  500. shorty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor when i stepped in her house i tripped over the back gate
    ;-(



  501. shorty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma room is so messy when i stepped in two ghetto rats jumped me and said where da cheese at:-@



  502. shorty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty when i asked whays for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs dig in



  503. shorty's Momma Joke:

    i love u CRYSTAL



  504. the master's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat when she jumed she got stuck



  505. shortys girl 831's Momma Joke:

    i love you shorty!<3



  506. shorty's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY FREDDY GOURGER POPPED OUT AND SAID I QUIT



  507. shortys girl 831's Momma Joke:

    heyyyyy david!



  508. shorty's Momma Joke:

    HEY CRYSTAL



  509. the master's Momma Joke:

    your mom is like a train track she gets laid around the country



  510. the master's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to every one



  511. shortys girl 831's Momma Joke:

    i love you shorty! para siempre!



  512. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so tall that when she did a cart wheel she smacked jesus in the face



  513. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so stupid she put a coin in the meter and said where’s my gum ball



  514. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so ugly she gave freedy cogar nightmars



  515. Ethan's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so ugly she made blind people cry



  516. el tr3s's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got a new paint job on her lips!!



  517. nick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s ears so big that she gets 4 differnent channels and fm radio



  518. hi's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so ugly she ugly! lol so corny



  519. gwelch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly i took her into a haunted house she came out wi a job application.



  520. gwelch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cheap she sold her car for petrol money.



  521. yanksFLP03's Momma Joke:

    yo mama and little kids that go to subway have one thing in commen….. they both love 5 dalla footlongs



  522. yanksFLP03's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck



  523. yanksFLP03's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she goes to the amusement park little kids wanna ride her



  524. yanksFLP03's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she goes to the amusement park little kids wanna ride her



  525. ben dover's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she straingled herself with a cordless phone



  526. Leaijah's Momma Joke:

    your mama head so small she use a teabag as a pillow



  527. Leaijah's Momma Joke:

    your mama so bald when she braids her hair it looks like stitches



  528. Leaijah's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat i filed my gas tank and drove around her for a few seconds and i ran out of gas.



  529. Depressed Teenager's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so black she stood against a white wall and people thought she was a hall way



  530. Tbone's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she farts al gore accuses her of global warming



  531. wit yo ugly lookin self's Momma Joke:

    your so ugly that when you were born your mom said lets take a picture and your dad replied lets hang it



  532. gregory's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma soo fat she wear a malcom x shirt now helicoptors try to land on her

    get it the big x



  533. gregory's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sooo fat i ask her how much she weigh and she gave me her phone number

    i weigh 3871726



  534. gregory's Momma Joke:

    yo grandma sooo old she was the first in line to cross the red sea with moses



  535. gregory's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short she got a sign on her back that say DONT SPIT CANT SWIM



  536. gregory's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so little she hanglide with a darrito



  537. yo mamma so fat's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that when she walked by the tv, i missed the whole season of lost



  538. yo mamma so fat's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb that when she was going 2 the airport and saw the sign “airport left” she went home



  539. yo mamma so fat's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma has such a big head that she has 2 put her shirt on through her legs



  540. yo mamma so fat's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dirty that you cant see the difference between her and mud



  541. yo mamma so fat's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so skinny she uses a cherio as a hoola hoop.
    yo mamma so dumb that she sat on the tv and wacthed the couch.
    yo mammas house is so dirty that she has 2 wipe her feet 2 go outside.
    yo mamma so old that she was living when burger king was still a prince.
    yo mamma so old she didnt ever have a history class.
    yo mamma so fat that she fell and made the grand canyon.



  542. GARRETT VAUGHN's Momma Joke:

    Yo momas so ugly i could of been yo dad but the dog beet me under the fince



  543. GARRETT VAUGHN's Momma Joke:

    Yo momas so fat she has 3 shirt sizes large humungus and o my god its comming towards us!!!!!!!!!!!



  544. GARRETT VAUGHN's Momma Joke:

    Yo momas teeth are so yellow when she smiles cars slow down



  545. GARRETT VAUGHN's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so fat when she sat down they had to add a nother country to the world map



  546. GARRETT VAUGHN's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door



  547. GARRETT VAUGHN's Momma Joke:

    HAY!!!!!!!! MOMMA MASTER YO JOKES FREAKEN SUCKS A*S



  548. GARRETT VAUGHN's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so stupid she kep yo ass insted of therowing you in the trash!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  549. GARRETT VAUGHN's Momma Joke:



  550. Mjivavo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas teeth are soooo yellow she spits flora



  551. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma



  552. masion's Momma Joke:

    YOU mama so ujly she makes mud look clean



  553. McLovin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when the weather man said it was chili outside she ran out with a spoon and bowl screaming “give me the chili where is the chili!?”



  554. McLovin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly her blind date took one look at her and turned blind



  555. McLovin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid and fat the only word she knows is food



  556. whaaaaa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama got one eye and one leg, they call her eyelean (ilean)



  557. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly the Kool Aid man said,”Oh NO!!”



  558. iloveyourmomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumd she heard the weather man say it was chilly outside so she took a bowl and a spoon outside ready to eat



  559. bigmac2007's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she sat on a monster truck and turned it into a lowrider



  560. muneiwa's Momma Joke:

    your is momma is so black when she drinks milk you can see it going down to the stomach



  561. evans's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old her breast milk is powder



  562. khomotso's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that she has silver stripes in the mouth



  563. ever reyes's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she steped on a scale the scale read one at a time please.



  564. ever reyes's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so pour when i steped on a ciggeret she said who turned off my heater.



  565. ever reyes's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she sat on a monster truck she made it a low rider.



  566. watever's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so weak i taqpped her on the back her tittis fell off……….



  567. lol!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly, one look in the mirror and u know shes yo mamma



  568. My nuber is 248-767-6465's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she dig 2 batteries up her butt and said’I GOT THE POWER



  569. My nuber is 248-767-6465's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth so yellow she put the sun out of bussness



  570. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so short she uses a condom for a sleeping bag



  571. rubs's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat tht in her world fat albert in annerexic



  572. rubs's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat tht in her world fat albert in annerexic



  573. lmao's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so stupid that she tried to put M & M ’s in alphabetical order



  574. prerana's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat people jog around her for exercise



  575. prerana's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so so so ugly that when she stepped in front of the mirror.. Her reflection showed her the middle finger.:)



  576. prerana's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she stepped on the weighing scale, it said..’to be continued’..



  577. johnBENNE21's Momma Joke:

    your mom is like ihop
    come early
    leave happy



  578. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she walks down the street in a purple sweater people say hey yo barney



  579. omar's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat the only type of fingers she no is chicken fingers



  580. Fat ass's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old that she was at the last supper



  581. Fat ass's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old that she was at the last supper with jesus



  582. chandler's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a misquito she keeps sucken until you slap her



  583. Landon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she went to elementary school so she would not have any periods



  584. Landon's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch



  585. Landon's Momma Joke:

    hahahaha this is not even a joke muhahahahahaha i am sexy my number is 801 400 9111



  586. chandler's Momma Joke:

    wat is a moderation



  587. chandler's Momma Joke:

    ()
    -l- this guy is so sexy
    /\ <——————————–



  588. angel gueerreo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is ugly when she looked out the window they arrested her for mooning



  589. name's Momma Joke:

    shut up, you will never be the man your mother was!



  590. devon rowell's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a car she get driven all the time



  591. hottie asian's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watch the couch



  592. renee's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys so old hes like cement, it takes him two days to get hard.



  593. kadijah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so slutty she got a new mini skirt and everybody commented her on her new belt!



  594. YO Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommaz soo stupid she sold her car for fuel



  595. big will's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma iz so stupid she slept with a ruler 2 c how long she slept…….



  596. yoyoyo's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly when she was born the doctor said wat a tresure and yo dad said lets go bury it



  597. yoyoyo's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she saw a bus full of kids and yelled stop that twinkie



  598. natalie and josh from england, manchester.'s Momma Joke:

    your mother is so fat she lost some weight.



  599. natalie and josh from england, manchester.'s Momma Joke:

    your mother is so fat again, she died.



  600. Kaylah's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s breath stinks so bad, she made a tic-tac run away =]



  601. fat mamma's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and scittles came out



  602. cameron williams's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she ran over a stampede



  603. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Tell your mom to stop wearing lipstick, my dick is looking like a rainbow.



  604. Dirtyjokes.com's Momma Joke:

    Ay, tell yo momma to stop wearing lipstick, my dick is looking like a rainbow now.



  605. crazy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  606. austin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she owe jesus a dollar



  607. madjoka's Momma Joke:

    yo mamme so ugly that her mamma looked atyour dad and said i should have just gave head



  608. anna's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat so she has to use 2 buses to stake



  609. Sparkey rave machine's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she was born her mom said ‘Wow what a treasure’ so your dad said ‘Yes let’s go bury it’



  610. Sparkey rave machine's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats tootsie rolls so she doesn’t eat her fingers



  611. Sparkey rave machine's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off of her



  612. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so like a hardware store she is 5 cents for a screw



  613. YOUNG MONEY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT DAT WHEN SHE JUMPED OVER THE MOON THAT JESUS SCREAMED



  614. Elote's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl



  615. SUPER STAR's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that she put lip stick on her forhead to makeup her mind!!!!



  616. you got served's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so cheap when i gave her a penny for sex she gav me change



  617. you got served's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly contest and they said sorry no profecienals…….



  618. you got served's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stuupid that when she went to mexico she diskised herself as imigration and tried to catch mexicans she let them go to america



  619. you got served's Momma Joke:

    for all the young girls keep it up beutifles……………..



  620. you got served's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so weired that she tried to do it with a homeles hobo just for enjoyement



  621. yoFACE's Momma Joke:

    You mama so old she be Teachin’ Jesus’ fourth grade class!

    Halla!



  622. Hallie's Momma Joke:

    HALLA!



  623. hottest's Momma Joke:

    ur moma tits are so long she need to trow em over her back to bathe



  624. yoyo's Momma Joke:

    your mama is soooooo big when she read a book she looked in the glass bcuz her sock is soo small that it wouldnt fit her leg!! yayaagaagaaga



  625. Leave yhuu fkin prat website is crap! aw only messin but still LEAVE's Momma Joke:

    Yhur momma is an idiot.. full stop now shut yhur trap yhuu are all whores!!!



  626. jared's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish



  627. yo momma jaws so strong she can blow a bubble through a non later's Momma Joke:

    BORN A ORIGINAL NOT GONE DIE A COPY ESPECIALLY YO MOMMA



  628. lulu's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that she cant kerry a sack



  629. oreo's Momma Joke:

    you stupid for reading this!!!! hahahahahaha



  630. oreo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly, DAMN!!



  631. Jimmyjohns's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma like a hardware store, 25 cents per screw.



  632. your momma's Momma Joke:

    is so stuped that she said if i jump off this cliff you have to give me 200 dollers



  633. your momma's Momma Joke:

    is so stuped that she said if i jump off this cliff you have to give me 200 dollers



  634. yo ma's Momma Joke:

    yo ma is so fat that her moms coochy is so wide we can fit a mans dick in it enytime



  635. Big Mama SC's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, she fell over - broke her leg and gravy spilled out



  636. james carl tm's Momma Joke:

    you mama so stupid, she call the police on you daddy for no reason!!! hahahahahahahaha omg thats soo funny



  637. full of laughs's Momma Joke:

    your momma is like a door knob, every one gets their turn.

    hahaaha james carl tm is sooo funny



  638. yo moms like a piece of GUM! she always stuck against the wall!!'s Momma Joke:

    CazzCazz



  639. Yo mama so fat that she breast feeds grape koolaid.'s Momma Joke:

    510 beast



  640. Kyle Smith's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat that people jog around her for exercise.



  641. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ghfdgsaga



  642. natalie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she jumped out the airplane she got stuck.



  643. young chris's Momma Joke:

    your moms so dumb when she’s on the phone she nods her head yes



  644. young chris's Momma Joke:

    your moms so ugly her pillow cries at night



  645. young chris's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat she is me times 3



  646. lol's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so gay that shes gay!

    lol!!!!



  647. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid she tried to steal a free sample



  648. ad's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she was ther before the world was made



  649. kim's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she burng down Haiiwaii



  650. kim's Momma Joke:

    my bad this is how u spell Hawaii



  651. ad's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she made my car go away with noone in it



  652. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she made onion cry!



  653. roofman 73's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet said”we are a family get your big fat but off of me.”



  654. roofman 73's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so greasy you can make fries out of her.



  655. roofman 73's Momma Joke:

    yo momma fat she is fatter than a sumo wrestler.



  656. roofman 73's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she went to your friends house and said”can i watch color t.v.”you friends momma said”sorry we don’t have any crayons.”



  657. beary's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to se how long she slept



  658. beary's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid that when she went to walgreens she asked why arent the walls green



  659. beary's Momma Joke:

    your momma is sooooooooo stupid that when she went to walmart she asked “why dont you sell walls? “



  660. beary's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is such I mean such a pendega that when she whent to a antic store she asked whats new



  661. bigbich!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is dumb she though microscoft was an ice cream



  662. fggfff's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she sat on a 360 and mad it to a PlayStation 360



  663. candy boy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she sat on a 360 and mad it to a PlayStation 360



  664. candy boy's Momma Joke:

    rishi that was cooooooold



  665. ~Lifes-pointles-meaning~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo moma’s so fat she called her kid a son of a bitch



  666. ~Lifes-pointles-meaning~'s Momma Joke:

    yo momas so fat her belt size is EQUATOR :D :D :D XD



  667. ~Lifes-pointles-meaning~'s Momma Joke:

    686 ooops

    ur momas so STUPID she called her kid a son of a b****

    :D



  668. JHONNY's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so dumb she tried to put m&ms in abc order



  669. abbs's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat she deep fries her toothpaste



  670. AUNT JAMEYEMA's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT…. SHE just plain fat



  671. your mama so fat it made java the hut say damm's Momma Joke:

    dhggyteryegetyregytreyurgey



  672. yo mama so stupid she thought light savers came with fewer calories's Momma Joke:

    brandon



  673. Kyle's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she stuck batteries up her butt and said i got the power



  674. Donald Brooks's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy that she died her mustach to match her chest hairs



  675. Derrick staten's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so big i seen her at burgerking eatin a big mac she was sayin its goin down



  676. Jason M's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she saw a bus full of white people she yelled stop that twinky



  677. yoyo360's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old she farted dust



  678. yoyo360's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she use the bathroom she used it in the
    sink



  679. john cena 619's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she thought the computer was tv



  680. john cena 619's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she thought the computer was tv and she said “show me some thing”



  681. shorty.com's Momma Joke:

    nananananananananana YO MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE ATE 11111′0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 CONTROL



  682. john cena 619's Momma Joke:

    yomama is so stupid she she thought saturn was the fifth planet in the solar system



  683. shane mihalko's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so FAT!!!, she puts mayonaise on her asprin



  684. janet's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old that she fats dust



  685. Yo momma so old she was a waitres at da last supper's Momma Joke:

    Mz jabba w0cke3



  686. Yo momma so old she left her purse on noahs ark's Momma Joke:

    Kabba



  687. champ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she has afros on her titties



  688. rapist's Momma Joke:

    jhffhuhyggfhbuhhuguhshughghbsgbubhgugb



  689. slash bash's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that a girl was pregnet and she said “my water broke” and your mama said “i will call the plumer”



  690. slash bash's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she say a yellow school bus fuel of white kids and said ” stop that juicy twinky”



  691. splash bash's Momma Joke:

    youre mama so hungry she came to my house and lite my pockets on fire so she could eat hot pockets



  692. splash bash's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she sat on top of the rainbow and skittles pop out of her but every 5 seconds



  693. Keileen's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she has more wrinkles than a cotton shirt



  694. Keileen's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she uses a vcr as a pager



  695. Keileen's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor and went to dollar tree with an axe and said where’s the tree



  696. Keileen's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old when i told her to act her age the bitch died



  697. Warrens mum's Momma Joke:

    warrens mums tits are jammin on the london eye



  698. callum's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat she eats of the table



  699. callum's Momma Joke:

    yor mamma so stupid when we asked her name she said what?



  700. Electroman's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so old, she had to move when God said let there be light



  701. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat shes fat



  702. dalton's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat shes fat.



  703. michael's Momma Joke:

    your moms so stupid shes a 20 year old first grader



  704. eric's Momma Joke:

    your moms so loose she uses a matress for a tampon



  705. dalton's Momma Joke:

    you momma so stupid she thought chuck norris was stupid



  706. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when she sneased she caused a earthquake



  707. yo mama so fat!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that i herd she called sea world to get reservations to get baptised they said they did not have ROOM FOR HER BECOUSE SHE TOOK UP THE WHOLE LIST!!!



  708. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mamas so fat when she walks around with a fur coat people call her king kong



  709. 123's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor she was walkin down the street kickin a can and her neighbor said wat r u doin she sain movin



  710. jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old her birth certificiate says expired



  711. jen's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old her birth certificiate says expired



  712. tavian's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat the pacific ocean is her water bed



  713. tavian's Momma Joke:

    foat like a butterfly sting lik a be after i slept with you mother it burns when i pee



  714. tavian's Momma Joke:

    oh yea shane if u go on here you better not use my jokes



  715. hayden's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat osama threatend her with slim fast if she did not fart to posion half of the population



  716. bill's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so hairy the only languegage she speaks is wookie



  717. So Ugly's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so ugly, she makes blinddd children cry



  718. abc's Momma Joke:

    1.Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to mapquest Sesame St.
    2.Yo mamas so ugly, even rice crispies wouldn’t talk to her.
    3.Yo mamas so stupid, when she put the quarter in the parking
    meter, she waited for the gumball to pop out.
    4. Yo mama’s so poor, she put m&ms on layaway.
    5. Yo mamas so hairy, her armpits look like she put
    Don King in a head lock.
    6. Yo mamas so poor, I went to her house, droped a cigareette,
    and the rouches came clapping their hands, stamping their feet
    singing thank the lord we have heat.
    7.Yo mamas so stupid, she asked me whats the letter that come after X,
    I said Y, she said I just wanna know.
    8. Yo mamas so greasy, she sweats better and syrups, she works parts
    time at Dennyis wiping pancake accross her forehead.



  719. Reject's Momma Joke:

    abc, you can’t even spell, its roaches not rouches.
    And its cegarette not cigereette. And some of your jokes
    are stupid.



  720. babz ov s9's Momma Joke:

    yo mmma so fat, I found my house stuck in her flabs



  721. babz ov s9's Momma Joke:

    by the way, reject is gay



  722. babz ov s9's Momma Joke:

    rejects dad can lick my hairy balls



  723. babz ov s9's Momma Joke:

    kiss my saggy ballsack reject cuz u dont mess wiv abc’s cool jokes blud



  724. hhhh's Momma Joke:

    He momma that a television apparatus my lil brother can put them in circuit



  725. ur momma so stupid she put lipstick on ha head so she can make up ha mind's Momma Joke:

    omenhammer



  726. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she stood on da scale it said 2 be countiued



  727. jordan's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly she made a onion cry



  728. ALINO's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that can’t even tell if she’s a man or woman



  729. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she thought that Hooked on Phonics is a telephone company.



  730. TheSatinDoll's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stinky, she Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick to slow down, Ban go on strike, and Secret to tell it all.



  731. lilbro's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid that when she threw a rock on the ground she missed



  732. lilbro's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that when she jumped up she got stucked in the sky



  733. Edward Monchi's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so nasty she puts salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!!!!!



  734. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    eddie,
    yo momma so fat when she wore a red bathing suit to the beach people said “HEY Kool-Aid!”



  735. emo titz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that a guy got on a bus and she chased it thinking it was a twinkie



  736. sarah philips's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she maid god weak



  737. babby joker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she sat on wall mart that the prices dropped 100 percent



  738. wyatt condrey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty that she has to sneak up on the bathwater



  739. cheese's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she have to get baptis in sea world



  740. cheese's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she have to get baptis in sea world



  741. bad bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she wore pant that say ha ha ha ha ha ha ha



  742. tnt's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tryed cmmitting suiside by jumping off a curb



  743. judis's Momma Joke:

    lol ur mom



  744. mustafa aka yung allah's Momma Joke:

    idc bout anyones momssss



  745. ytttttttttr's Momma Joke:

    learn to spell
    LUIGI



  746. CODY's Momma Joke:

    YOUR Mama is SO NAST



  747. CODY's Momma Joke:

    I LIKE BIG TITTIES



  748. nick's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat god couldn t lift her spirit



  749. bad ass's Momma Joke:

    you doodsd stink



  750. pea pea's Momma Joke:

    eat some peas



  751. klkl's Momma Joke:

    haha



  752. Yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat She has to iron her pants in the driveway



  753. nicole's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she gets on the scale her phone # pops up
    1-919-496-8956



  754. nicole's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she saw her winner dog she said put musturd on it



  755. Tara's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so fat when she jumps people think theres an earthquake



  756. guy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat when she took a step it sunk Atlantis



  757. gt's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat when she eats rice crispies it goes snap crackle dabm you ugly



  758. V's Momma Joke:

    yo momma goes outside with a skirt and snow boots in the summer and they call her a eskho



  759. V's Momma Joke:

    yo momma got 3 tongs and talk like this like this like this



  760. V's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she can use a condom as a sleeping bag



  761. V's Momma Joke:

    yo momma all black with yellow teeth when she smile she look like a steelers helmet



  762. momma boy's Momma Joke:

    sing it

    yo momma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whale said we are familyever tho you fatter then me



  763. joey richardson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when u slap her legs u can ride the waves



  764. corey rygalski's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so small she has to climb a ladder to pick up a dime



  765. hihi's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she cant fit into the car



  766. michael selester's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she cant fit into the car



  767. michael selester's Momma Joke:

    you’r sister is so dumb noone will go out with her.



  768. mom's Momma Joke:

    my mom is a wich



  769. michael selester's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she has a fat men in her house



  770. michael selester's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she cant go next droo to get a pack of gum



  771. kavasha davis's Momma Joke:

    yor momma is so fat when she extra she mean extra bugras



  772. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SOO FAT THE BITCH NEEEDS TO GLUE TEN SHAMWOWS TOGETHER TO MAKE A TAMPON!



  773. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid that when she stopped at a stop sign, she waited for it to say go!



  774. tyler17's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she just fat



  775. tyler17's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she ran into a parked car.

    she still so stupid she sold the parked car for gas



  776. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.
    and she’s so stupid when your dad came inside and said it’s chilly outside your mom ran outside with a bowl and a spoon.



  777. malcolm's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat shes cousins with wendys.



  778. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Stupid She Locked Herself In A SuperMarket , And Starved Herself To Death!



  779. jonjon's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so stupid she threw away all the m&m’s with w;s on them



  780. Nobody's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid that she put a quarter in a parking meter and said “WHERE’S MY GUMBALL?!”



  781. comin at cha's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat after sex, instead of a ciggerate she rolls over and smokes a ham.