its summer and yo momma is out of the house!!!
yo momma’s so fat, when she was sunning on the beach, Manatee Rescue came and tried to put her back in the ocean
it so hot and yo momma so fat people follow her around for shad. also, its so hot and yo momma so fat i thought i smelt the garbage truck go by, but when i looked outside i saw yo momma.
the jjaggg tht said “yo momma so black and dirty tht when she went in the jacuzzi she made dirty coffe!” UMMMMM!!!!!! U SPELLED COFFEE WRONG!!!!!! GET THE PICTURE!!!!!! HOPE SOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mommas so poor tha when she needed fertilizer for her flowers she got ur daddy, gave him a porno magazine and said “go wild, and aim for the flowers”
yo mommas so fat when it was her wedding she put on her dress and the people said “that is the most poofiest dress i have ever seen” and ur daddy was like “looks can be deceiving…”
yo moma is so ugly wen she went to the grocre store everyone started screaming godzille!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mamma so fat when she went into KFC to order herself some chicken, the guy asked “what bucket size would you like?” she replied “The one of on your roof”
Posted: August 2nd, 2008
Your mommas so ugly that speed stick slowed down and stopped!
Posted: August 2nd, 2008
yo momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish
Posted: August 2nd, 2008
yo momma so stupid she accepted the deal of killing herself for 1,0000,000
Posted: August 2nd, 2008
Yo momma is so ugly that she scares away the boogyman.
Posted: August 3rd, 2008
yo momma so fat she sat in a Cadillac four flat!!
Posted: August 3rd, 2008
yo mamma so old she was in the ice age
Posted: August 3rd, 2008
yo mamma so poor she found a penny and said im rich im rich
Posted: August 3rd, 2008
yo mamma so ugly her mammasaid eww dam i dont want u
Posted: August 3rd, 2008
yo mamma so short she tryed to comit suicide off a curb
Posted: August 3rd, 2008
Yo mamma so fat that she was walking down the street in a yellow dress and everybody said ay look are bus is coming.
Posted: August 3rd, 2008
Yo mamma so fat that when she bent over everybody said ay look the moon is crackin.
Posted: August 3rd, 2008
Yo Mamma So Stupid She Took A Spoon To Superbowl
Posted: August 3rd, 2008
Yo Mamma So Fat When She Fell In Love She Broke It.
Posted: August 3rd, 2008
Yo Mamma So Stupid When She Drove The Car She Goes Im Riding With The Homies
Posted: August 3rd, 2008
yo momma is so crazy she lives in a nut house
Posted: August 3rd, 2008
yo mamas so old when i told her to act her age the bitch died
Posted: August 3rd, 2008
yo mama so fat i ran out of gas trying to drive around her
Posted: August 3rd, 2008
yo moma so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said sorry no profesionals
Posted: August 4th, 2008
your moms a fat bitch i fuked
Posted: August 4th, 2008
yo momma’s so fat when she sat on walmart she lowered the prices!
Posted: August 4th, 2008
Yo mamma so fat whenever she puts on a red sweater and walks out side everyone starts yellin “GO KOOLAID GO KOOLAID”
Posted: August 4th, 2008
your so fat will i sleep over her house she said in her sleep mmmmm chicken
Posted: August 4th, 2008
your momma so fat that when i went to china i saw people running from her and say aloud GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!
Posted: August 4th, 2008
your momma so fat that when she sat on the bed with her boyfriend he flew all the way up
Posted: August 4th, 2008
your momma so short that she walk in the bus and the bus driver didnt see her
Posted: August 4th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE MADE BLIND KIDS CRY.
Posted: August 4th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS LIKE A DOOR KNOB EVERYBODY GETS A TURN.
Posted: August 4th, 2008
your mama soooooooo fat God said let there be ligth and told her 2 move!!!!!
Posted: August 4th, 2008
yo mama iz so old jesus sign her year book
Posted: August 4th, 2008
its summer and yo momma is out of the house!!!
yo momma’s so fat, when she was sunning on the beach, Manatee Rescue came and tried to put her back in the ocean
Posted: August 4th, 2008
yo momma so green she look like grass
Posted: August 5th, 2008
yo momma so musty she made the ship on the old spice sink and made secret tell
Posted: August 5th, 2008
yo momma so black and dirty when she went in the jacuzzi she made dirty coffe
Posted: August 5th, 2008
yo momma so fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target
Posted: August 5th, 2008
yo momma said to her dauhter how do you use cauculator in a sentence she said we eat tamles and we caca later
Posted: August 5th, 2008
yo momma so fat when it snows outside she got to be pulled on a car hood by a tractor with a log chain
Posted: August 5th, 2008
yo momma so stupid when it snows out side she’s like FREE ICE CREAM
Posted: August 5th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she thought my red waterhose was a giant fruit roll up
Posted: August 5th, 2008
yo momma so fat she sat on the phone book and turned it in to 411
Posted: August 5th, 2008
yo momma so ugly she made madusa turn to stone
Posted: August 5th, 2008
man i just got a new paint job on my car, but yo momma so ugly she made it peal
Posted: August 5th, 2008
yo momma so fat she entered a summo compatition and won just for signing up
Posted: August 5th, 2008
that wasnt an earthquake in callifornia, that was yo momma fat ass fell off the bed
Posted: August 5th, 2008
it so hot and yo momma so fat people follow her around for shad. also, its so hot and yo momma so fat i thought i smelt the garbage truck go by, but when i looked outside i saw yo momma.
Posted: August 5th, 2008
Yo mamma so stupid she got fired from the mnm factory for throwing out all of the ones with w’s
Posted: August 5th, 2008
Yo mamma so fat she jumed in the air and got stuck
Posted: August 5th, 2008
Yo momma so nasty she puts ice in her drawers to keep the crabs fresh
Posted: August 5th, 2008
yo mamma so fat her beeper went of people thought she was backing up
Posted: August 5th, 2008
yo mama is so poor when a robber broke in the robber left her some money
Posted: August 5th, 2008
yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.
Posted: August 5th, 2008
yo mamas like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, an gets laid in the closet :p
Posted: August 5th, 2008
yo mama so fat i said it’s chilly n she went n da house n grab a spoon
Posted: August 5th, 2008
yo mama so stupid she shoved batteries up her butt and said I GOT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: August 5th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she went to mcdanalds and put a milk shake on layaway
Posted: August 6th, 2008
the jjaggg tht said “yo momma so black and dirty tht when she went in the jacuzzi she made dirty coffe!” UMMMMM!!!!!! U SPELLED COFFEE WRONG!!!!!! GET THE PICTURE!!!!!! HOPE SOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: August 6th, 2008
yo mamma so stupid she got locked in the freezer and she starved to deaf
Posted: August 7th, 2008
yo mama so fat she took 75% of the earth
Posted: August 7th, 2008
yo mamas so skinny she went to a halloween party as a left over bread stick
Posted: August 7th, 2008
your momma so fat she is fat
Posted: August 7th, 2008
your momma is so fat when she farted she started global warming
Posted: August 7th, 2008
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Posted: August 7th, 2008
yo mamma’s so stupid that when she saw a bus on the freeway she said “giant twinky!!!” and started speeding after it
Posted: August 7th, 2008
Yo momma so dumb she sat on the tv an watched the couch.
Posted: August 7th, 2008
you mom is like a pool table balls go in balls go out
Posted: August 7th, 2008
yeaaaah… yo momma is like a door nob everybody gets a turn!!
Posted: August 7th, 2008
yo mommaaa is like a hardware store,, 3 cents per screww! hahaha
Posted: August 7th, 2008
yo mommas so ugly superman refused to save her ass!
Posted: August 7th, 2008
yo mommas so stupid she thought u had to buy speeding tickets to drive fast
Posted: August 7th, 2008
yo mommas so fat she dont even have to belly dance cuz her fat is always jigglin
Posted: August 7th, 2008
yo momma’s so stupid she brought newborn kittens to a nursing home
Posted: August 7th, 2008
yo momma’s so fat and stupid in a paintball fight she caught the paintballs with her mouth cuz she thought they were GUM balls
Posted: August 7th, 2008
your mom doesnt even care what KIND of balls they r just as long as they go in her mouth…
Posted: August 8th, 2008
Your mamma’s so dumb that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side! AHHAHAHHAHHA.
Posted: August 8th, 2008
Your mamma’s so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, skittles fell down.
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH your mom!
Posted: August 8th, 2008
yo momma so fat her strech marks spell out her name ig bitch
Posted: August 8th, 2008
yo mama so Poor and dirty When I Came In Her House I Asked If I Could Use The Bathroom She Said “Pick a corner”
Posted: August 8th, 2008
yo mama so nasty i asked to use the bathroom she opened her mouth and said pick a jaw
Posted: August 8th, 2008
your moma is so stupid she jumped out the window and went up
Posted: August 8th, 2008
yo moma is so stupid she got stabed in a shootout
Posted: August 8th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid she was in the freeway and she wanted to go to disneyland so a sighn said disneyland left so she turned around and went home
Posted: August 8th, 2008
yo momma so fat she ordered a togo plate at an all you can eat buffet.
Posted: August 8th, 2008
yo momma so fat she was in a ship wreck and the captain said throw everything heavy overboard. your mom was the first to go
Posted: August 9th, 2008
yo momma is so ugly ripleys couldnt believe it
Posted: August 9th, 2008
LOL nice 1 ace!!
yo mommas so stupid when her dog peed on her rosebush she sprayed it with urine gone
Posted: August 9th, 2008
yo mommas so poor tha when she needed fertilizer for her flowers she got ur daddy, gave him a porno magazine and said “go wild, and aim for the flowers”
Posted: August 9th, 2008
yo mommas so fat when it was her wedding she put on her dress and the people said “that is the most poofiest dress i have ever seen” and ur daddy was like “looks can be deceiving…”
Posted: August 9th, 2008
yo momma’s so old Lewis and Clark discovered her
Posted: August 9th, 2008
ur mother…
thats my favorite
Posted: August 9th, 2008
ur mother…
thats my favorite
Posted: August 9th, 2008
yo momma always gets STDs thanks to you.
Posted: August 9th, 2008
yo momma’s so fat her picture made it in the world record book…and yo momma is in every page cuz they cant fit her into 1
Posted: August 9th, 2008
yo momma’s so ugly trolls STAY under the bridge when she crosses
Posted: August 9th, 2008
yo momma so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job………………….nasty bitch
Posted: August 9th, 2008
yo mammys like a squirel…always got nuts in her mouth
Posted: August 9th, 2008
ya mammy so stupid she stared at a box of orange juice for an hour cuz it said concentrate
Posted: August 9th, 2008
Mr.YoMomma daddy is so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get hard
Posted: August 9th, 2008
your mom is cool with me………
Posted: August 9th, 2008
Yo momma sofat her picture heavy
Posted: August 9th, 2008
Yo momma so poor she hangs tiolet paper out to dry
Posted: August 9th, 2008
Yo momma so ugly her reflection ducks
Posted: August 9th, 2008
Yo Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale
Posted: August 9th, 2008
yo mamma so fat she had an orgasim listinin to “Chicken Noodle Soup”
Posted: August 10th, 2008
yo momma so black when she went to night school they counted her as absent
Posted: August 10th, 2008
Yo momma so stupid she spent twenty minutes looking at a juice carton that said concentrate.
Posted: August 10th, 2008
Yo momma so stupid she used a compass to find her way around the block.
Posted: August 10th, 2008
Yo momma so fat her stomach is a shelter for homeless people.
Posted: August 10th, 2008
Yo momma so fat when she gets in the bathtub she fills it up THEN she turns on the water.
Posted: August 10th, 2008
yo momma so poor i saw here kicking a can and i asked here what r u doing and she said moving
Posted: August 10th, 2008
yo momma so tall when she did a cartwheel she kicked jesus in the balls
Posted: August 10th, 2008
yo momma is like a library open to the public
Posted: August 10th, 2008
yo momma’s teeth r soooo yellow when she walked down the street everybody started to slow down
Posted: August 10th, 2008
yo mamma so dumb she stared at a orange juice bottle coz it said consintrate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: August 10th, 2008
Yo momma so dumb she locked her keys out of the car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: August 10th, 2008
jomama you stole my joke
Posted: August 10th, 2008
yo moma is so ugly wen she went to the grocre store everyone started screaming godzille!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: August 10th, 2008
yo momma sad when sighed the blues brothers started to sing!
Posted: August 10th, 2008
yo mamma is so thin when she coughs she feels pain in her body.
Posted: August 10th, 2008
Your momas So Fat She Cant Fit Into A Cadalac
Posted: August 10th, 2008
Your Momma’s So Ugly Even Rice Crispys Won’t Talk To Her!!!!!
Posted: August 10th, 2008
yo momma so ugly even kool aid man won’t say ohhh yaaaa
Posted: August 10th, 2008
yo momma soo ugly even mc hammer wont touch that
Posted: August 10th, 2008
yo momma soo fat even mc hammer wont touch that
Posted: August 10th, 2008
yo momma teeth so yellow she spits butter
Posted: August 11th, 2008
yo momma so black when she standed next to a white wall every one thought she was a hall way
Posted: August 11th, 2008
yo mama so fat anytime i yell kool-aid she crashes through the wall
Posted: August 11th, 2008
yo mama so dumb she thought her son was Hudam Husain
Posted: August 12th, 2008
Yo mamma so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and said give me that twinkie
Posted: August 12th, 2008
Your mama iz so nasty, she be nockin on mi nuts like nock nock nock nock
Posted: August 12th, 2008
Yo mamma iz da reason rice crispy’s go Snack Crackle Pop
Posted: August 12th, 2008
Yo mamma so fat, she make da beat go boom ba boom ba boom
Posted: August 12th, 2008
Yo mamma teeth iz so yellow everytime she smile and itz dark, people mistake her for a street light.
Posted: August 12th, 2008
yo mama is so hairy she got afros on her nipples
Posted: August 12th, 2008
your mommas so fat she wakes up in sections….
Posted: August 12th, 2008
your mommas so fat,when she goes out 4 a full body suntan…the sun burns out
Posted: August 12th, 2008
watsup girls and guys invite me on facebook. peace owt chad swan…
Posted: August 12th, 2008
yo mama so stupid she thought the garbage can was a North Karean
Posted: August 12th, 2008
yo momma so stupid, that she can’t spell her own name!!!
Posted: August 12th, 2008
yo momma so dumb, she put lip-stick on her head just to make up her mind!
Posted: August 12th, 2008
yo momma is soooo stupid, she has porno as a favorite television show.
Posted: August 12th, 2008
Yo Momma’s so stupid, she called her kid a son of a bitch!
Remember me? I posted in July! I wrote the 250th post! Woo! Go me! Go me!
Before you ask, I am not mentally retarded!
Posted: August 12th, 2008
yo mama is so fat that she sat on a video game and god said let there be ds light
Posted: August 13th, 2008
yo momma so fat she stepped on a dollar and she made change
Posted: August 13th, 2008
yo mamma so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list!!!!!!
Posted: August 13th, 2008
yo momma so UGLY.people out her face in a dough to make gorilla cookies
Posted: August 13th, 2008
yo momma so dumb when u asked her for a xbox360 she bought a box and drew a x on it and spined it around and said here’s yo xbox360
Posted: August 13th, 2008
Twiddle’s ill, so he’s paying me to write a joke for him.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she walked down a up escalator.
To this date, she hasen’t come down it yet.
By the way, Twiddle IS mentally retarded.
Posted: August 13th, 2008
yo mama so stupid when she went to a baseball game she was lookin for dadee yankee
Posted: August 14th, 2008
Yo momma so hairy she joined dateawookie.com
Posted: August 14th, 2008
yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Posted: August 14th, 2008
twiddle’s mate is ill, he payed me to write a joke for him with the money twiddle gave him.
yo momma is like a 24hour store she never closes
by the way, twiddle is mentaly retarded.
by the way im k03d ur mum =]
Posted: August 14th, 2008
Yo momma so poor she saw a K.F.C commercial sayin finger lookin good she ran to the place and started lickin everybodys fingers
Posted: August 14th, 2008
yo momma so fat god said move your fat ass
Posted: August 14th, 2008
yo momma so old moses signed her year book
Posted: August 14th, 2008
yo momma so fat! an elephant recomended weight watchers!
Posted: August 14th, 2008
yo mamma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.
Posted: August 14th, 2008
your mamma is so fat that when she walks down the street with a yellow coat on everybody screams taxi
Posted: August 14th, 2008
yo mammas so fat when she walked in front of a lorry she said who throw that rock
Posted: August 14th, 2008
yo mammas family tree is like a caktus because there is so many pricks in it
Posted: August 14th, 2008
yo momma so black she has to wear white gloves when she eats a tootsieroll so she wont bite her finger off
Posted: August 14th, 2008
yo mommas so fat she needs 2 sofas 2 sit down 1 4 each cheek
Posted: August 14th, 2008
yo momma so poor i went to her house and said wheres the bathroom she said second tree on the left
Posted: August 14th, 2008
yo mama so dirtyshe blew a kiss,and dust came.
Posted: August 14th, 2008
yo mama so old when she lift up het titys a pilgram fell out
Posted: August 14th, 2008
yo mama so old she went to high scool with jhon maccain
Posted: August 15th, 2008
yo mommas so old that when she was in high school, she sat next to jesus
Posted: August 15th, 2008
Yo Mama’s so fat, she stood on the scales and it said “to be continued…”
Posted: August 15th, 2008
yo momma so stupid she sat on the T.V and watched the couch.
Posted: August 15th, 2008
yo momma so fat she used I-85 as a slipin’ slide!!!
Posted: August 15th, 2008
yo mama so ugly yo dad had to put a stake around her neck for the dog to play with her!
Posted: August 15th, 2008
yo mama so ugly not even rice crispies talk to her
Posted: August 15th, 2008
yo mamma is so fat her belt is the national border
Posted: August 15th, 2008
yo mamma so old she saw passion of the christ live
Posted: August 15th, 2008
yo mamma so fat she was baptised in sea world
Posted: August 15th, 2008
yo mamma so poor when i went to her house and said i need to use the bathroom..she said pick a corner
Posted: August 15th, 2008
yo mamma so ugly when she want to heaven the lord had pity on her and sent her back down
Posted: August 15th, 2008
yo mamma so ugly went she went to the huanted house she came out with a job application
Posted: August 15th, 2008
yo mamma so stupid she tried to alphibeticallize mnm”s
Posted: August 15th, 2008
yo maamma so old she remebers when the crand canyon was just a ditch
Posted: August 15th, 2008
yo mamma so old she farts out dust
Posted: August 15th, 2008
yo mamma so fat when i punch her pork chops come out
Posted: August 15th, 2008
yo mamma so poor when i asked her were our ride was she pointed to a skateboard
Posted: August 17th, 2008
yo mamma so fat when she went into KFC to order herself some chicken, the guy asked “what bucket size would you like?” she replied “The one of on your roof”
Posted: August 21st, 2008
yo momma so fat her buttcheeks got different postcodes
Posted: August 21st, 2008
yo momma so poor i thre a bogger at your door she shouted “kids. clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got meat”
Posted: August 21st, 2008
yomooma so fat i got lost in her pussy
Posted: August 22nd, 2008
yo umma is gay
Posted: August 24th, 2008
yo mammas so stupid she put a battery up her butt and said “I GOT THE
POWER”
Posted: August 24th, 2008
YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE GET PAID TO KEEP HER CLOTHES ON AT THE STRIP CLUBS
Posted: August 25th, 2008
Yo momma is so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Posted: August 25th, 2008
yo momma is so fat when she stepped on a rainbow she created skittles.
Posted: August 25th, 2008
yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window the cops arrested here for mooning
Posted: August 25th, 2008
yo mammma so fat she fell in love and broke it
Posted: August 25th, 2008
Yo mamma is so dumb she said she got hit by a parked car.
Posted: August 25th, 2008
Yo mamma is so fat she fell into a black hole and got stuck in it.
Posted: August 26th, 2008
yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell down
Posted: August 26th, 2008
yo mamma so fat she saw a bus and said stop that twinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: August 26th, 2008
your moma is so old she was at the after party of the 10 commandments !
Posted: August 26th, 2008
UR MOMMA SO STUPID SHE JUST HAD U
Posted: August 26th, 2008
yo mamas teeth is so yellow she spits butter
Posted: August 30th, 2008
Yo mama fat she sat on the rainbow and all the skittles came out
Posted: August 31st, 2008
Yo mamma is so lame, she’s not even worth joking about.
Posted: August 31st, 2008
yo momma so ugly the old lady shitted on herself
Posted: September 1st, 2008
Jamesha
Posted: September 1st, 2008
yo mamas so stupid when the door bell rang she opened the microwave
Posted: September 1st, 2008
yo mamas so poor some one asked her why she was kicking a can she said im moving
Posted: September 2nd, 2008
Yo’ Momma so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged
Posted: September 2nd, 2008
Yo Momma so stupid when she was hit by a bus she said “who threw that rock”
Posted: September 2nd, 2008
your mamma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craigs is the door
Posted: September 2nd, 2008
yo mama so fat she bought a pair of rims and set them on her behind then started ridin on dubs
Posted: September 2nd, 2008
your mamma so ugly she took one look at her mom and she died
Posted: September 2nd, 2008
yo mamma so fat she and mo’nique wear the same bra size
Posted: September 2nd, 2008
yo momma’s so fat shes on both sides of the family!
Posted: September 2nd, 2008
yo momma’s armpits are so hairy it looks like she gots Whoopy Goldberg in a headlock.
Posted: September 2nd, 2008
yo mamma so stupid when she saw the shorty rey mysterio she said “oh my gosh look at that big man
Posted: September 2nd, 2008
yo mamma so stupid that she said to her children GO AWAY BITCHES BECAUSE I DONT KNOW
Posted: September 2nd, 2008
yo mama so poor to save milk she made you eat ceral with a fork .
Posted: September 2nd, 2008
yo mama has so many missing teeth it looks like her tounge is in jail !!!!
Posted: September 3rd, 2008
yo mama so ugly when they took a picture of her the picture came
blank
Posted: September 3rd, 2008
yo momma so fat and old that when god said let there be light to her he said move your fat but out of the way
Posted: September 3rd, 2008
yo mama is so ugly she made micheal jackson look like brad pitt
Posted: September 3rd, 2008
your moms like a race car driver she burns through 4 rubbers a night
Posted: September 3rd, 2008
your moms so nasty she brings her own crabs