660 Responses to “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”

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1. 100
   juggalos homie said:
   Posted: August 9th, 2008

   Yo momma so ugly her reflection ducks

2. 101
   Ike said:
   Posted: August 9th, 2008

   Yo Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale

3. 102
   Pharaoh T said:
   Posted: August 9th, 2008

   yo mamma so fat she had an orgasim listinin to “Chicken Noodle Soup”

4. 103
   breionna said:
   Posted: August 10th, 2008

   yo momma so black when she went to night school they counted her as absent

5. 104
   Angelo said:
   Posted: August 10th, 2008

   Yo momma so stupid she spent twenty minutes looking at a juice carton that said concentrate.

6. 105
   Angelo said:
   Posted: August 10th, 2008

   Yo momma so stupid she used a compass to find her way around the block.

7. 106
   Angelo said:
   Posted: August 10th, 2008

   Yo momma so fat her stomach is a shelter for homeless people.

8. 107
   Angelo said:
   Posted: August 10th, 2008

   Yo momma so fat when she gets in the bathtub she fills it up THEN she turns on the water.

9. 108
   k03d ur mum said:
   Posted: August 10th, 2008

   yo momma so poor i saw here kicking a can and i asked here what r u doing and she said moving

10. 109
    k03d ur mum said:
    Posted: August 10th, 2008

    yo momma so tall when she did a cartwheel she kicked jesus in the balls

11. 110
    k03d ur mum said:
    Posted: August 10th, 2008

    yo momma is like a library open to the public

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