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660 Responses to “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”

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  1. 122
    k03d ur mum said:

      yo momma soo fat even mc hammer wont touch that

  2. 123
    brandizzle said:

      yo momma teeth so yellow she spits butter

  3. 124
    k03d ur mum said:

      yo momma so black when she standed next to a white wall every one thought she was a hall way

  4. 125
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat anytime i yell kool-aid she crashes through the wall

  5. 126
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so dumb she thought her son was Hudam Husain

  6. 127
    Kid Raynen said:

      Yo mamma so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and said give me that twinkie

  7. 128
    Crazi E said:

      Your mama iz so nasty, she be nockin on mi nuts like nock nock nock nock

  8. 129
    Crazi E said:

      Yo mamma iz da reason rice crispy’s go Snack Crackle Pop

  9. 130
    Crazi E said:

      Yo mamma so fat, she make da beat go boom ba boom ba boom

  10. 131
    Crazi E said:

      Yo mamma teeth iz so yellow everytime she smile and itz dark, people mistake her for a street light.

  11. 132
    kswain said:

      yo mama is so hairy she got afros on her nipples

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