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660 Responses to “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”

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  1. 133
    chaddy boy said:

      your mommas so fat she wakes up in sections….

  2. 134
    chaddy boy said:

      your mommas so fat,when she goes out 4 a full body suntan…the sun burns out

  3. 135
    chaddy boy said:

      watsup girls and guys invite me on facebook. peace owt chad swan…

  4. 136
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so stupid she thought the garbage can was a North Karean

  5. 137
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so stupid, that she can’t spell her own name!!!

  6. 138
    Atrane said:

      yo momma so dumb, she put lip-stick on her head just to make up her mind!

  7. 139
    Atrane said:

      yo momma is soooo stupid, she has porno as a favorite television show.

  8. 140
    Twiddle said:

      Yo Momma’s so stupid, she called her kid a son of a bitch!

      Remember me? I posted in July! I wrote the 250th post! Woo! Go me! Go me!

      Before you ask, I am not mentally retarded!

  9. 141
    huge e. rection said:

      yo mama is so fat that she sat on a video game and god said let there be ds light

  10. 142
    i c. weiner said:

      yo momma so fat she stepped on a dollar and she made change

  11. 143
    ryan hughes#4 said:

      yo mamma so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list!!!!!!

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