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660 Responses to “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”

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  1. 144
    theman said:

      yo momma so UGLY.people out her face in a dough to make gorilla cookies

  2. 145
    k03d ur mum said:

      yo momma so dumb when u asked her for a xbox360 she bought a box and drew a x on it and spined it around and said here’s yo xbox360

  3. 146
    Twiddle's Mate said:

      Twiddle’s ill, so he’s paying me to write a joke for him.

      Yo mama’s so stupid, she walked down a up escalator.
      To this date, she hasen’t come down it yet.

      By the way, Twiddle IS mentally retarded.

  4. 147
    pizza said:

      yo mama so stupid when she went to a baseball game she was lookin for dadee yankee

  5. 148
    best said:

      Yo momma so hairy she joined dateawookie.com

  6. 149
    lorenz said:

      yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.

  7. 150
    twiddle's other mate said:

      twiddle’s mate is ill, he payed me to write a joke for him with the money twiddle gave him.

      yo momma is like a 24hour store she never closes

      by the way, twiddle is mentaly retarded.

      by the way im k03d ur mum =]

  8. 151
    trigga man said:

      Yo momma so poor she saw a K.F.C commercial sayin finger lookin good she ran to the place and started lickin everybodys fingers

  9. 152
    reggie said:

      yo momma so fat god said move your fat ass

  10. 153
    jakjak said:

      yo momma so old moses signed her year book

  11. 154
    tiiniii said:

      yo momma so fat! an elephant recomended weight watchers!

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