660 Responses to “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”

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1. 144
   theman said:
   Posted: August 13th, 2008

   yo momma so UGLY.people out her face in a dough to make gorilla cookies

2. 145
   k03d ur mum said:
   Posted: August 13th, 2008

   yo momma so dumb when u asked her for a xbox360 she bought a box and drew a x on it and spined it around and said here’s yo xbox360

3. 146
   Twiddle's Mate said:
   Posted: August 13th, 2008

   Twiddle’s ill, so he’s paying me to write a joke for him.

   Yo mama’s so stupid, she walked down a up escalator.
   To this date, she hasen’t come down it yet.

   By the way, Twiddle IS mentally retarded.

4. 147
   pizza said:
   Posted: August 13th, 2008

   yo mama so stupid when she went to a baseball game she was lookin for dadee yankee

5. 148
   best said:
   Posted: August 14th, 2008

   Yo momma so hairy she joined dateawookie.com

6. 149
   lorenz said:
   Posted: August 14th, 2008

   yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.

7. 150
   twiddle's other mate said:
   Posted: August 14th, 2008

   twiddle’s mate is ill, he payed me to write a joke for him with the money twiddle gave him.

   yo momma is like a 24hour store she never closes

   by the way, twiddle is mentaly retarded.

   by the way im k03d ur mum =]

8. 151
   trigga man said:
   Posted: August 14th, 2008

   Yo momma so poor she saw a K.F.C commercial sayin finger lookin good she ran to the place and started lickin everybodys fingers

9. 152
   reggie said:
   Posted: August 14th, 2008

   yo momma so fat god said move your fat ass

10. 153
    jakjak said:
    Posted: August 14th, 2008

    yo momma so old moses signed her year book

11. 154
    tiiniii said:
    Posted: August 14th, 2008

    yo momma so fat! an elephant recomended weight watchers!

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