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660 Responses to “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”

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  1. 155
    rockerboy said:

      yo mamma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.

  2. 156
    yo mamma said:

      your mamma is so fat that when she walks down the street with a yellow coat on everybody screams taxi

  3. 157
    062 said:

      yo mammas so fat when she walked in front of a lorry she said who throw that rock

  4. 158
    062 said:

      yo mammas family tree is like a caktus because there is so many pricks in it

  5. 159
    THE BIG R said:

      yo momma so black she has to wear white gloves when she eats a tootsieroll so she wont bite her finger off

  6. 160
    D-nasty said:

      yo mommas so fat she needs 2 sofas 2 sit down 1 4 each cheek

  7. 161
    THE BIG R said:

      yo momma so poor i went to her house and said wheres the bathroom she said second tree on the left

  8. 162
    bman said:

      yo mama so dirtyshe blew a kiss,and dust came.

  9. 163
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so old when she lift up het titys a pilgram fell out

  10. 164
    mamma joke said:

      yo mama so old she went to high scool with jhon maccain

  11. 165
    DAVE'MATE said:

      yo mommas so old that when she was in high school, she sat next to jesus

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