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660 Responses to “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”

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  1. 166
    Kylezor said:

      Yo Mama’s so fat, she stood on the scales and it said “to be continued…”

  2. 167
    YOMOMMA!!! said:

      yo momma so stupid she sat on the T.V and watched the couch.

  3. 168
    YOMOMMA!!! said:

      yo momma so fat she used I-85 as a slipin’ slide!!!

  4. 169
    ya boy rara said:

      yo mama so ugly yo dad had to put a stake around her neck for the dog to play with her!

  5. 170
    mama master said:

      yo mama so ugly not even rice crispies talk to her

  6. 171
    mama master said:

      yo mamma is so fat her belt is the national border

  7. 172
    mama master said:

      yo mamma so old she saw passion of the christ live

  8. 173
    mama master said:

      yo mamma so fat she was baptised in sea world

  9. 174
    mama master said:

      yo mamma so poor when i went to her house and said i need to use the bathroom..she said pick a corner

  10. 175
    mama master said:

      yo mamma so ugly when she want to heaven the lord had pity on her and sent her back down

  11. 176
    mama master said:

      yo mamma so ugly went she went to the huanted house she came out with a job application

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