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660 Responses to “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”

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  1. 177
    mama master said:

      yo mamma so stupid she tried to alphibeticallize mnm”s

  2. 178
    mama master said:

      yo maamma so old she remebers when the crand canyon was just a ditch

  3. 179
    mama master said:

      yo mamma so old she farts out dust

  4. 180
    mama master said:

      yo mamma so fat when i punch her pork chops come out

  5. 181
    mama master said:

      yo mamma so poor when i asked her were our ride was she pointed to a skateboard

  6. 182
    kila said:

      yo mamma so fat when she went into KFC to order herself some chicken, the guy asked “what bucket size would you like?” she replied “The one of on your roof”

  7. 183
    paige said:

      yo momma so fat her buttcheeks got different postcodes

  8. 184
    paige said:

      yo momma so poor i thre a bogger at your door she shouted “kids. clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got meat”

  9. 185
    yo momma said:

      yomooma so fat i got lost in her pussy

  10. 186
    ya fat said:

      yo umma is gay

  11. 187
    haha said:

      yo mammas so stupid she put a battery up her butt and said “I GOT THE

      POWER”

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