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660 Responses to “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”

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  1. 199
    crystle said:

      yo mamas teeth is so yellow she spits butter

  2. 200
    Jenna said:

      Yo mama fat she sat on the rainbow and all the skittles came out

  3. 201
    You Can't Touch This said:

      Yo mamma is so lame, she’s not even worth joking about.

  4. 202
    mark caper$ said:

      yo momma so ugly the old lady shitted on herself

  5. 203
    Yo mama so old dat when jesus said let there be light she hit the switch! said:

      Jamesha

  6. 204
    dj said:

      yo mamas so stupid when the door bell rang she opened the microwave

  7. 205
    bj said:

      yo mamas so poor some one asked her why she was kicking a can she said im moving

  8. 206
    FatMomma said:

      Yo’ Momma so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged

  9. 207
    FatMomma said:

      Yo Momma so stupid when she was hit by a bus she said “who threw that rock”

  10. 208
    dark_blade said:

      your mamma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craigs is the door

  11. 209
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so fat she bought a pair of rims and set them on her behind then started ridin on dubs

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