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660 Responses to “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”

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  1. 23
    JJ Jokes said:

      your momma so fat that when i went to china i saw people running from her and say aloud GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!

  2. 24
    JJ Jokes said:

      your momma so fat that when she sat on the bed with her boyfriend he flew all the way up

  3. 25
    JJ Jokes said:

      your momma so short that she walk in the bus and the bus driver didnt see her

  4. 26
    LULU said:

      YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE MADE BLIND KIDS CRY.

  5. 27
    OMG said:

      YO MOMMA IS LIKE A DOOR KNOB EVERYBODY GETS A TURN.

  6. 28
    sydney said:

      your mama soooooooo fat God said let there be ligth and told her 2 move!!!!!

  7. 29
    clue/less said:

      yo mama iz so old jesus sign her year book

  8. 30
    Mr.YoMomma said:

      its summer and yo momma is out of the house!!!
      yo momma’s so fat, when she was sunning on the beach, Manatee Rescue came and tried to put her back in the ocean

  9. 31
    momma said:

      yo momma so green she look like grass

  10. 32
    jjaggg said:

      yo momma so musty she made the ship on the old spice sink and made secret tell

  11. 33
    jjaggg said:

      yo momma so black and dirty when she went in the jacuzzi she made dirty coffe

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