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660 Responses to “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”

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  1. 34
    jjaggg said:

      yo momma so fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target

  2. 35
    jjaggg said:

      yo momma said to her dauhter how do you use cauculator in a sentence she said we eat tamles and we caca later

  3. 36
    ace said:

      yo momma so fat when it snows outside she got to be pulled on a car hood by a tractor with a log chain

  4. 37
    ace said:

      yo momma so stupid when it snows out side she’s like FREE ICE CREAM

  5. 38
    ace said:

      yo momma so stupid she thought my red waterhose was a giant fruit roll up

  6. 39
    ace said:

      yo momma so fat she sat on the phone book and turned it in to 411

  7. 40
    ace said:

      yo momma so ugly she made madusa turn to stone

  8. 41
    ace said:

      man i just got a new paint job on my car, but yo momma so ugly she made it peal

  9. 42
    ace said:

      yo momma so fat she entered a summo compatition and won just for signing up

  10. 43
    ace said:

      that wasnt an earthquake in callifornia, that was yo momma fat ass fell off the bed

  11. 44
    ace said:

      it so hot and yo momma so fat people follow her around for shad. also, its so hot and yo momma so fat i thought i smelt the garbage truck go by, but when i looked outside i saw yo momma.

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