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660 Responses to “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”

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    Wade Dudley said:

      Yo mamma so stupid she got fired from the mnm factory for throwing out all of the ones with w’s

  2. 46
    Wade Dudley said:

      Yo mamma so fat she jumed in the air and got stuck

  3. 47
    posted said:

      Yo momma so nasty she puts ice in her drawers to keep the crabs fresh

  4. 48
    jake said:

      yo mamma so fat her beeper went of people thought she was backing up

  5. 49
    bigdog said:

      yo mama is so poor when a robber broke in the robber left her some money

  6. 50
    bubby said:

      yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license. :)

  7. 51
    tubby said:

      yo mamas like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, an gets laid in the closet :p

  8. 52
    dailya said:

      yo mama so fat i said it’s chilly n she went n da house n grab a spoon

  9. 53
    kai said:

      yo mama so stupid she shoved batteries up her butt and said I GOT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. 54
    bommy said:

      yo momma so stupid she went to mcdanalds and put a milk shake on layaway

  11. 55
    jjaggg3 said:

      the jjaggg tht said “yo momma so black and dirty tht when she went in the jacuzzi she made dirty coffe!” UMMMMM!!!!!! U SPELLED COFFEE WRONG!!!!!! GET THE PICTURE!!!!!! HOPE SOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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