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660 Responses to “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”

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  1. 67
    Mr.YoMomma said:

      yo mommas so ugly superman refused to save her ass!

  2. 68
    Mr.YoMomma said:

      yo mommas so stupid she thought u had to buy speeding tickets to drive fast

  3. 69
    Mr.YoMomma said:

      yo mommas so fat she dont even have to belly dance cuz her fat is always jigglin

  4. 70
    Mr.YoMomma said:

      yo momma’s so stupid she brought newborn kittens to a nursing home

  5. 71
    Mr.YoMomma said:

      yo momma’s so fat and stupid in a paintball fight she caught the paintballs with her mouth cuz she thought they were GUM balls

  6. 72
    Mr.YoMomma said:

      your mom doesnt even care what KIND of balls they r just as long as they go in her mouth…

  7. 73
    YOURMAMMA said:

      Your mamma’s so dumb that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side! AHHAHAHHAHHA.

  8. 74
    YOURMAMMA said:

      Your mamma’s so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, skittles fell down.
      BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH your mom!

  9. 75
    Pussy said:

      yo momma so fat her strech marks spell out her name ig bitch

  10. 76
    Pussy said:

      yo mama so Poor and dirty When I Came In Her House I Asked If I Could Use The Bathroom She Said “Pick a corner”

  11. 77
    Pussy said:

      yo mama so nasty i asked to use the bathroom she opened her mouth and said pick a jaw

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