yo mommas so poor tha when she needed fertilizer for her flowers she got ur daddy, gave him a porno magazine and said “go wild, and aim for the flowers”
yo mommas so fat when it was her wedding she put on her dress and the people said “that is the most poofiest dress i have ever seen” and ur daddy was like “looks can be deceiving…”
Posted: August 8th, 2008
your moma is so stupid she jumped out the window and went up
Posted: August 8th, 2008
yo moma is so stupid she got stabed in a shootout
Posted: August 8th, 2008
yo momma is so stupid she was in the freeway and she wanted to go to disneyland so a sighn said disneyland left so she turned around and went home
Posted: August 8th, 2008
yo momma so fat she ordered a togo plate at an all you can eat buffet.
Posted: August 8th, 2008
yo momma so fat she was in a ship wreck and the captain said throw everything heavy overboard. your mom was the first to go
Posted: August 9th, 2008
yo momma is so ugly ripleys couldnt believe it
Posted: August 9th, 2008
LOL nice 1 ace!!
yo mommas so stupid when her dog peed on her rosebush she sprayed it with urine gone
Posted: August 9th, 2008
yo mommas so poor tha when she needed fertilizer for her flowers she got ur daddy, gave him a porno magazine and said “go wild, and aim for the flowers”
Posted: August 9th, 2008
yo mommas so fat when it was her wedding she put on her dress and the people said “that is the most poofiest dress i have ever seen” and ur daddy was like “looks can be deceiving…”
Posted: August 9th, 2008
yo momma’s so old Lewis and Clark discovered her
Posted: August 9th, 2008
ur mother…
thats my favorite