924 Yo Momma Jokes in “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”
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The heat of summer is here and yo momma smells like a tampon recycling plant…
yo momma so fat when she stood on da scale it said 2 be countiued
Tweetomenhammer
TweetHe momma that a television apparatus my lil brother can put them in circuit
Tweetkiss my saggy ballsack reject cuz u dont mess wiv abc’s cool jokes blud
Tweetrejects dad can lick my hairy balls
Tweetby the way, reject is gay
Tweetyo mmma so fat, I found my house stuck in her flabs
Tweetabc, you can’t even spell, its roaches not rouches.
TweetAnd its cegarette not cigereette. And some of your jokes
are stupid.
1.Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to mapquest Sesame St.
Tweet2.Yo mamas so ugly, even rice crispies wouldn’t talk to her.
3.Yo mamas so stupid, when she put the quarter in the parking
meter, she waited for the gumball to pop out.
4. Yo mama’s so poor, she put m&ms on layaway.
5. Yo mamas so hairy, her armpits look like she put
Don King in a head lock.
6. Yo mamas so poor, I went to her house, droped a cigareette,
and the rouches came clapping their hands, stamping their feet
singing thank the lord we have heat.
7.Yo mamas so stupid, she asked me whats the letter that come after X,
I said Y, she said I just wanna know.
8. Yo mamas so greasy, she sweats better and syrups, she works parts
time at Dennyis wiping pancake accross her forehead.