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924 Yo Momma Jokes in “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”

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  1. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she stood on da scale it said 2 be countiued



  2. ur momma so stupid she put lipstick on ha head so she can make up ha mind's Momma Joke:

    omenhammer



  3. hhhh's Momma Joke:

    He momma that a television apparatus my lil brother can put them in circuit



  4. babz ov s9's Momma Joke:

    kiss my saggy ballsack reject cuz u dont mess wiv abc’s cool jokes blud



  5. babz ov s9's Momma Joke:

    rejects dad can lick my hairy balls



  6. babz ov s9's Momma Joke:

    by the way, reject is gay



  7. babz ov s9's Momma Joke:

    yo mmma so fat, I found my house stuck in her flabs



  8. Reject's Momma Joke:

    abc, you can’t even spell, its roaches not rouches.
    And its cegarette not cigereette. And some of your jokes
    are stupid.



  9. abc's Momma Joke:

    1.Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to mapquest Sesame St.
    2.Yo mamas so ugly, even rice crispies wouldn’t talk to her.
    3.Yo mamas so stupid, when she put the quarter in the parking
    meter, she waited for the gumball to pop out.
    4. Yo mama’s so poor, she put m&ms on layaway.
    5. Yo mamas so hairy, her armpits look like she put
    Don King in a head lock.
    6. Yo mamas so poor, I went to her house, droped a cigareette,
    and the rouches came clapping their hands, stamping their feet
    singing thank the lord we have heat.
    7.Yo mamas so stupid, she asked me whats the letter that come after X,
    I said Y, she said I just wanna know.
    8. Yo mamas so greasy, she sweats better and syrups, she works parts
    time at Dennyis wiping pancake accross her forehead.

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