924 Yo Momma Jokes in “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”
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The heat of summer is here and yo momma smells like a tampon recycling plant…
Your Mama is so Holy and saved, everytime she farts she does the sign on the cross and says “forgive me lord for i have sinned”
TweetYour mama so old her farts are intoxicating
TweetYour mama so bitchy and shady she thought 2pac was the number of condoms you find in the Notorious BIG condom label
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid that she put a battery in her butt and said “I GOT THE POWER!”
Tweetyo mama so nasty, she took a shit and for got 2 wipe her ass.
TweetYour momma’s so fat, that when she goes to walmart, she buys jeans two sizes to small, then goes back the next day and says these pants are too big, look at my huge badonkadonk yo!!!
TweetYour momma’s so ugly when she goes walking down the street, people take one look at her at say, “Ah!!! Run away it’s godzilla!!!”
TweetUr momma so ugly she’s ugly
Tweetyo mama sooo fat when u went swiming she jumped in the ocean and sanged “we are family”
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